The First Chaos In History

Later, I learned why Li Bai was so unwelcome: after Li Bai met Tang Xuanzong, although the emperor appreciated his talents, he also felt that this person’s talent and arrogance should not be kept by his side. I rewarded him with a small sign saying that he can drink anywhere without paying for it. This is also a good talk in later generations, but it is definitely a disaster for the people in this world, especially those who open restaurants. They know when they see him. Today is definitely a loss. He is not the same as me. Mine is signing the bill, and the store can also ask the government for reimbursement. Whoever he blocks will have to admit that he is unlucky. Tang Xuanzong doesn’t know if he hasn’t eaten the fireworks for a long time or if he deliberately took Li Bai and gave it to him. He is so honored as the "begging". As the originator of romanticism, Li Bai probably thought it was an elegant thing. You are elegant. What about the wine seller?

Therefore, the poets represented by Li Bai, both in the Tang Dynasty and in later generations, are a group of people who are incompatible with reality.

After finally getting Lao Li into the car, the old man was still dancing and mumbling. Dong Ping picked up a bottle of mineral water and looked at me and said, "Is it splash?"

I said cruelly: "Pop!" The two times I saw this old man in Yucai and Tang Dynasty, I didn't expect to start in this way. Dong Ping splashed some water on Li Bai's face, Li Bai stretched his waist greatly, and sighed, "Hush hush----"

I said carefully: "Brother Taibai, wake up, it's me."

Only then did Li Bai glance at me, dazed and smiled: "Oh, it turns out to be a very strong and virtuous brother."

I breathed a sigh of relief: "You finally woke up."

Li Bai looked at us, then looked at himself. Suddenly asked: "Where am I, and who am I?"

I frantically said: "Damn, he remembered me and forgot who he was."

Zhang Qing smiled and said, "I haven't woken up yet. I'll talk about it after throwing it away."

About half an hour later, Li Bai wiped the folds on his face, looked at me in surprise and said: "Hey, Xiaoqiang. Why are you here----No, you should ask me if this is

Zhang Qing smiled and said, "This is awake."

Duan Jingzhu grabbed Li Bai and said, "Why did you hit me just now?"

Li Bai was embarrassed and said, "I see your head is bright and yellow, and I think it's the evil spirit who came to arrest me again."

Duan Jingzhu dissatisfied: "I'll see it in the future!"

Li Bai said, "That means your hair is yellow and not too garish. If Liu Tang, the red-haired ghost, comes, it's not as simple as a wooden pallet."

Duan Jing said, "Fortunately, Du Xing, a grimace, didn't come, or he had to serve the kitchen knife directly."

I held Li Bai's shoulders and said, "Brother Taibai, are you really awake this time? There is one more thing, please. We want to find all of our elders who are educating talents. Those who are in the same dynasty with you will rely on you. "

I gave him the medicine prepared for Wu Daozi, Yan Zhenqing and Lu Yu. Seeing that we were leaving, Li Bai said anxiously: "Don't go. I'll invite you to dinner." Then, Dong Ping shook the small card in his hand, and Dong Ping grabbed a handful and threw it out of the car, stuffing Li Bai a few in his pocket. The piece of gold said: "In the future, if you give cash for your meals, the poet's popularity would have been enough. You are even worse."

Wait goodbye to Li Bai. I told Zhang Qing and the others: "Brothers, I will send you back to Liangshan, and then I will have something to do when I return to Yuyu."

Zhang Qing said: "Farewell, you can send us directly to Wu Sangui, let's eat and drink with old girl!"

I smiled as I drove: "Then you remember, if his shameless gang offered to compete with you, it would save Lao Wu a little bit of face."

When he arrived at Wu Sangui's Zhou Palace, the old guy was training his soldiers and horses. He had sent 50,000 soldiers to the Qin Dynasty to help the fat man build the Great Wall. The remaining three melons and dates were poked in the school military field. Old Wu and the heroes met the ceremony and discussed with me: "Where should I spend the full moon wine?"

I said, "What do you mean?"

Wu Sangui slapped his chest: "Come to Yunnan. How nice is the weather?"

I thought about it for a long time and didn't say anything. Wu Sangui said anxiously: "Why, do you think Brother San can't entertain you anymore?"

I smiled and said, "No, you are too far away. It's time to choose Zhao Kuangyin and Zhu Yuanzhang for you. Besides, people from Qin and Han are too strenuous to come here."

Wu Sangui said: "The big deal, I reported them the fare, and let Liu Bang give me a 40% discount."

"Let's talk about it then."

At this time, the three bandits had already got in touch with the gang of Lao Wu's men, yelling and drinking. This time they probably met each other.

Back in the modern era, I bought everything for the buns, then went to Yucai and went around. Seeing that there was nothing wrong, I planned to find Liu Laoliu and they went straight back to the Qin Dynasty. In the end, neither of the two old gods were there. At home, no one answered the call. I was anxious to go back, so I drove the broken bread and ran round and round in the open area of ​​the community, hoping to get into the military lane by accident.

It’s strange to say that more than a year has passed since the earthquake and the houses here still haven’t sold a single set. We have a lot of wealthy people here, and to be honest, the price-performance ratio of this villa in Qingshui Jiayuan is still very high, but This just provided me with a chance to run wild. I was getting a little bit happy when I found a Peugeot parked aside at some point and watched me play quietly. At first I didn’t pay attention. After running two laps Then I saw it, I slowed down, and I just saw the person inside—a person dressed upright and meticulously dressed...a stubborn woman, Chen Kejiao.

I stopped the car, and Chen Kejiao came over with a smile and said, "Mr. Xiao is having a great time."

I whispered: "Call Brother Qiang."

Chen Kejiao actually stopped fighting against me this time, and shouted with a smile, "Brother Qiang."

I looked at her. This woman is still in a professional outfit with a full-fledged fighting spirit, but her complexion is much better than before. It seems that she has done a good job in business recently. Speaking of which, the two of us have also experienced life and death together. People, meeting again has a certain tacit understanding. It's a bit like an old opponent who has been fighting for half a lifetime, and a bit like a pair of old lovers who used to be embarrassed by the sea, three points embarrassing, seven points natural, in short, a little ambiguous----I bet that if I had not already had a bun, The two of us can definitely put together a set of more than 100 episodes of romance dramas with a variety of **** plots, and we still love to die for a long time...

I smiled and asked, "Are you doing anything? Isn't it just to save labor to collect business fees in person?"

Chen Kejiao took out a stack of documents and handed it to me like a magic trick: "Sign it."

I immediately made a big three-pointer. When dealing with this girl, you have to be careful when there is a problem. Didn’t a certain arms dealer say that a qualified businessman would not refuse to sell arms to hostile forces in his own country; similarly, a good real estate dealer would not sell his house cheaply to his lifesaver... …

I grabbed the contract and watched it carefully, absent-mindedly, "What do you want to do? I didn't plan to buy another house." Saying it is careful, it is only superficially, because I understand that if this woman really wants to be overcast, you can do it. Signing a land with you is a deed of sale, and it can still insulate you!

Chen Kejiao smiled and said, "Don't look at it, you can really rest assured this time, isn't it written on it? This is a property transfer contract. I'm just an intermediary."

I took a look at the content after hearing her say it, and it didn't matter. What a windfall, the contract states that Party A, He Tiandou and Liu Laoliu, are willing to unconditionally purchase all the 62 villas in the entire villa area of ​​Qingshui Jiayuan as a gift to Party B, Xiao Qiang. Money and goods have so far. What Chen Kejiao is doing now is to ask me to sign to confirm the acceptance of this gift.

I murmured: "What do these two old liars want to do?" I know He Tiandou is rich, but such a direct gift really makes me confused.

Chen Kejiao said, "Will you sign or not?"

I hurriedly said: "Sign! Why not sign?" I don't know what the **** is going on with these two old magic sticks.

Chen Kejiao handed over a pen and said casually: "That's right, what can't the father and son talk about?"

I just wrote a "cursive head" and suddenly raised my head and said, "What father and son?"

Chen Kejiao smiled and said: "Don't lie to me, Mr. Liu Laoliu told me that he said you are his illegitimate child." Chen Kejiao added another sentence. "I didn't expect you to have such a rich father."

I suddenly went crazy. Yang Tian cursed: "Liu Laoliu, you bastard!"

Chen Kejiao hurriedly persuaded: "That... Brother Qiang, I think it's wrong for him to abandon you since he was a child, but there must be his difficulties. Now he is trying his best to make up for it?"

I shouted, "I am his ancestor for eight generations!"

Chen Kejiao saw that the comfort was invalid, and said cautiously: "Do you still sign the word then?"

I said fiercely: "Sign! I am a son after signing, but if I don't sign, I will pretend to be a grandson!"

Chen Kejiao snorted and said, "Sometimes I admire you...er, sensibly."

I handed the contract back to her: "Don't you go up and sit for a meeting?"

Chen Kejiao smiled slightly: "The next day, how you are considered to be a rich man now. I suggest changing the car. I just tested the speed for you. It's 200 steps. Your car is driving at this speed. The last dragonfly has to be turned over."

I sneered and said, "How can I compare with you."

Chen Kejiao turned into the car and suddenly turned around and said to me: "Oh, right, Mr. Liu Laoliu said that you asked for a piece of land and put it in his garage."

I wondered: "What is it?"

"Then I don't know--in my opinion, your dad treats you very well."

The more she said this, the more I hated it. I secretly vowed that the next time I saw Liu Laoliu, I would shoot him all over his face. After Chen Kejiao left, I opened the garage of He Tiandou’s house and it was empty. I found one. The circle didn't find anything, and suddenly raised his head, only to find that the wall facing the door was dark--these two old things had opened the way of soldiers here!

I cursed and drove into the military lane, but I still couldn't figure out what the old **** stick did to give me so many houses. If it was because I felt that it was so bad for me for so long, I wanted to express my apologies. Wouldn't it be over?

When I returned to the Qin Dynasty not long after, I saw the traffic at the entrance of the Xiao mansion, and my family was very busy. There were several conspicuous golden carriages parked in the yard. The second place passing by in front of me asked stupidly: "Kezi. Who is here?"

Er stupid said: "Everything that should be here is here." As he said that, he pushed me away, stretched out his hands far away and walked towards Li Shimin who had just arrived at the door, and said enthusiastically: "Are you here?"

Li Shimin also smiled and stretched out his hand to respond: "Yes."

In the next moment, Ersha grabbed Genghis Khan next to Li Shimin and said, "Is it pretty good these days?"

Li Shimin: "..."

We all laughed, and I sighed: "Your Majesty are all here?"

At this time, from Li Shimin's car came a beautiful lady in palace costume, with a plump body and a variety of styles, but the corners of his eyes and brows were slightly majestic. I curiously said, "Brother Li, who is this?"

Li Shimin said, "Oh. This is Mei Niang, you can just call her sister-in-law."

I waved at the beauty: "Sister-in-law, good."

The beauty smiled at me, Wanfu said: "I have seen the Prime Minister." My identity in the Tang Dynasty is the Prime Minister.

Li Shimin said: "Mei Niang, you just call him Xiaoqiang, you don't need to be polite in the future."

The beauty in the palace costume said softly: "Yes, your majesty."

When Fatty Ying saw the female relatives, he greeted the room: "Sister Liu, come out and receive one (Part 2)."

Hou Lu said. When the two women face each other, they are both shining brightly. With outstanding appearance and very similar temperament, he felt a good match, and Hou Lu took her hand in.

I murmured: "Mei Niang? Why is this name so familiar. What's your sister-in-law's last name?"

Li Shimin said: "The last name is Wu."

Genghis Khan on one side said loudly: "Wu Meiniang? Could it be Wu Zetian?"

Li Shimin said nervously, "Brother Khan is silent." Then he lowered his voice and said to me. "It's her, I'm afraid that my Datang will repeat the same mistakes, now I have to take her everywhere, I don't dare to leave!"

Genghis Khan said: "Brother Li didn't say you, your wife has more headaches than Liu Bang's. Although Liu Bang doesn't worry, he at least knows the inside and out. It's okay for you, so you can take the burden on your own."

Qin Shihuang hurriedly said, "Baoshe (said) Laobaoshe."

Li Shimin sighed and said, "Brother Khan is right. But what can I do. I am a little bit reluctant to kill, besides, Mei Niang may not be thinking about changing the dynasty now. Even if I want to kill her, I will be unfamiliar!"

At this time, someone turned out from the room and said quietly: "Isn't Xu Da Chang Yuchun on my side like this?" It was Zhu Yuanzhang.

From the other side, a human said: "Do you have to kill them? How good is it to learn from me and release your military power? What do you mean by Xiaoqiang?" It was Zhao Kuangyin.

I hurriedly said, "Everyone, let's talk about this issue separately in the future." I haven't had time to tell them that they will be out of the way of heaven in three months, and I can't tell them in a hurry.

All the emperors said: "Xiaoqiang, take my son out and let's take a look." I ran into the room and took out what shouldn't be. A group of old guys came around and watched for a long time, and said one after another, "This kid, except for the name a little bit ugly. Outside of that, I’m better than Xiaoqiang!"

Li Shimin shook his head when he shouldn't, and smiled: "Oh, how can I be a general protector of the country in the future with this physique." I hurriedly said: "Thank you Lord Longen."

Li Shimin said blankly: "Thank me for what I do?"

Genghis Khan smiled and said: "You have no joking, haven't you already made this child a general to protect the country?"

Li Shimin had a meal, and then sighed: "Xiaoqiang is getting more and more cunning. You must be very careful when you talk to him in the future."

I said hehe: "Brother Li, it’s not a big deal to meet with you as a general for the first time, right? I really want to be hereditary prime minister and our family shouldn’t be in a hurry—you say yes, your majesty. ?"

The emperor Yigan, look at me and I look at you. They all smiled and said, "Xiaoqiang, this is bringing us to the army."

Zhao Kuangyin said: "What is good about being a general? I hope this child will be the King of Taiping in the future..." He just said that, he suddenly realized that he had lost his mouth, and the others were gloating for misfortune. Looking at him, I said to him, "Thank you Lord Longen!" In the blink of an eye, we shouldn't have another King of Peace in our family.

Genghis Khan said cautiously: "I didn't say anything, did I?"

I said, "Brother, when this kid grows up, you should have occupied a lot of land. You rewarded me for a day. How can your little nephew have to be a month?" Genghis Khan shook his hand and said, "No way, no way. I can’t bear him going around my king’s account for another month. Let’s do it, I have four sons, and now I recognize this child as the fifth son. Except for the prince’s inherent ten thousand households, the other rewards increase according to the merits of the battle."

I gave him a blank look and said, "I won't go, you can count on it. By then, my son will lead the soldiers of the Tang Dynasty and the soldiers of the Song Dynasty to help you fight?"

Zhu Yuanzhang took over and said: "In fact, Old Tie is right. It is better to recognize a godfather."

I said, "Who recognizes who is a godfather?"

Zhu Yuanzhang said in amazement: "Damn, do I recognize him as a godfather?" Everyone was very excited when they heard it. Stabbing me with all hands and feet, Zhu Yuanzhang pointed to my nose and raised his voice: "Do you dare to say thank the Lord Longen, believe me or not, I will smoke you?"

While we were talking and laughing, Li Shimin suddenly winked at me and said, "Your in-laws are here."

I saw Zhang Liang holding a little girl walking towards us. Although there were all Emperor Khan at the venue, Zhang Liang was from the Han Dynasty, so he met with others according to the usual etiquette: "I have seen Your Majesty."

Li Shimin half-joked and half-seriously said: "Ovary, go to my place. Ask Han Xin and Xiao He to come, anyway, they finally..." Genghis Khan gave him a hand. Li Shimin also realized that some jokes shouldn't be opened up, and hurriedly shut up. Zhang Liang just smiled and said nothing. I looked down. Seeing that the little girl he led was so pink. My long eyelashes huffed and blinked, I squatted down and said, "Hey, isn't this my daughter-in-law?"

Without waiting for Zhang Liang to teach, the little girl cried out with milk, "Shu Mi (Uncle) is good."

I was overjoyed and said: "Will you be called so young?"

The little girl looked at what was wrong in my arms and asked, "Is this your brother?"

I opened my eyebrows and smiled: "It's my brother, oh yes, you have to call me father-in-law."

Unexpectedly, the little daughter-in-law was frightened by the dignity of my strange uncle. She hid behind Zhang Liang and said timidly: "Daddy. What is the father-in-law?"

Zhu Yuanzhang grinned and said, "My father-in-law is like that." He pointed to a **** in the corner of the courtyard. I just wanted to speak back, and I was taken aback when I saw the eunuch. This person is Zhao Gao. Some time ago I was so busy that I kept forgetting about him. I have always had a lot of opinions on this guy. One is because I have a strong relationship with the fat man, so I don’t see any **** hurting him, and second, I’m also very unhappy. I like Xiao Hu Hai. After a long time, I found that this kid is actually silly, but he is not stupid, he is solid to people. Thirdly, I hate this kind of male and female guy, like Liu Bang kills. Han Xin, Zhu Yuanzhang killed Xu Da, no matter whether these subordinates are rebellious or not, after all, it is a matter between a man and a man. You, a eunuch, run out and pierce the world. It is a typical disaster for others. It hurts others and disadvantages himself, and Zhao Gao criticizes deer as a horse, which is too bad in nature.

At the moment I sullenly shouted: "Zhao Gao, come over to Zhao Gao and listen to me calling him. He hurried over in small steps and said with all his face, "What is the command of King Qi?" "

When the others heard that this person was Zhao Gao, they were startled and their expressions became serious.

I swept around in the yard and happened to see a few sika deer in my house hanging out. I pointed to the deer and said, "I'm asking you, what is that?"

Zhao Gao crawled on the ground, took a look, and said with a smile: "Go back to King Qi, that's a horse."

Li Shimin and the others turned pale, I furiously said, gritted my teeth and said: "Wow, you dare to say that in front of our ground?"

Qin Shihuang couldn't hold his face anymore at this meeting, and he shouted: "Huh!" A group of brightly armored warriors said awe-inspiringly: "Yes!" Everyone guessed the fat man's next sentence. It must be: Sprinkle (kill) Spill it. ----

I waved my hand to stop the fat man, looked at Zhao Gao, and said sternly: "I'll give you another chance----what is that?" I don't believe there is such a righteous eunuch.

At this time, Zhao Gao also felt something was wrong, his face changed color, and he said tremblingly, "Going back to King Qi, that's...a horse."

I frantically said: "Okay, you are a dead monster!" I waved at Qin Shihuang, "Sprinkle it!"

Li Shimin secretly pulled me from the side and whispered, "Xiaoqiang, do you think this really doesn't know Ludi?"

I was stunned, and pointed to the horses in front of the carriage in the yard and asked Zhao Gao: "Then what do you think it is?"

Zhao Gao said with sweat on his face: "That...it's a horse. Now I really became interested, and pointed to the deer and asked, "What about this?" "

Zhao Gao was stunned for a moment, as if he finally figured out the joints, wiped his sweat and smiled: "Go back to King Qi, this is Xiao Ma. It was the slave who didn't make it clear that King Qi was angry. It's a sin worthy of death... …"

We were stunned collectively, it turned out... this is really someone who doesn't know a deer.

Zhao Gao knelt on the ground and said to himself: "It is strange to say that when this pony grows up, the spots on his body will disappear by itself. It is strange..."

At this moment, Hu Hai happened to pass by us. Hearing what Zhao Gao said, he immediately contemptuously said: "That's a deer!"

Zhao Gao said blankly: "Deer?"

Hu Hai disdainfully said: "I don't even know the deer, and he is still waiting for my father!"

Zhao Gao was puzzled, and grabbed a patron who was passing by him, and said eagerly: "You said, is it a deer or a pony?"

A new round of pointing fingers is starting. We deliberately don't speak to anyone, just to see what others say.

The Ding Yi broom swept away Zhao Gao, don't scold the floor while cursing, "Death castrates, every day he can do nothing but slacking his beard and horses, and he has never seen a deer!"

Zhao Gao said blankly: "It turns out that this thing is called a deer. I have seen it before, but it has always been a horse..." I understand now. He hasn't seen a deer or a horse. He hasn't seen it. Over the pony.

Zhao Gaofa stayed for a while~www.wuxiaspot.com~ This gave Hu Hai a head and said: "Thank you, the second prince, for your help. The slave family has really benefited." Xiao Hu Hai said proudly with his hands behind his back: "What's the matter with you? There are so many things you haven't seen before---Have you seen the enclave tortoise?"

Zhao Gao smiled bitterly: "I haven't seen it."

Hu Hai said as if: "I have seen it."

Zhao Gaoqi said: "A flying tortoise---is this one?"

Hu Hai said in a bad tone: "What do you mean?" What should I answer? Can this be? Is this really true?

Zhao Gao kowtowed his head and said: "The second prince said that there must be land."

Zhao Kuangyin and Genghis Khan whispered: "A flying turtle? Is there such a thing?"

I whispered to them: "It's in Super Mario." Then I told Qin Shihuang, "Brother Ying, this should be taken care of." Too self-centered, he will have to be a tyrant when he grows up.

Qin Shihuang pointed at Hu Hai and roared: "Bao (don't) Hu Fa (playing), return to (go) and cut (learn) the habit!"