The First Chaos In History

This time the group of emperors gathered in the Qin Dynasty, first to see my son, and second to meet again for a small high-level meeting. The main topics include the recent economic developments, the return of the remaining population after the heavens return to calm, and the problems left over from history. Such as Wu Zetian.

At present, the economic growth rate of various countries is flat. The Qin, Han and the following four major dynasties have their own pillar industries, and their food, clothing, housing and transportation have been reasonably divided by them. In addition to the travel, food and accommodation in the Qin and Han dominance, Genghis Khan's main development In the tourism industry, Song Dynasty people are mainly responsible for investment.

Correspondingly, the floating population of each dynasty has gradually divided into levels. Most of the poor and white proletariat like to go to the western Qin Dynasty to pan for gold, and the middle class generally linger on the grasslands, living a leisurely travel life of seeing cattle and sheep in the wind and grass. But the prosperous Tang Dynasty was mostly where nobles and wealthy people stayed. In a high-class hall, the princess upstairs and the downstairs might be the prince. If you are just a baron, you would be embarrassed to say hello to others...

In view of the premise that the military road will be closed in three months, the issue of when the population of the dynasty will return has been put on the agenda by these emperors. In fact, this is not what they care about most. We know that many wild history attribute their success to destiny, but in fact, none of these guys are willing to obey the destiny. On the contrary, their temperament never means "success". Think about it, Qin Shihuang , Liu Bang, Li Shimin, Zhu Yuanzhang...Any one of them is based on the foundation of going against the sky, and wants them to comply with the destiny. Unless the destiny first obeys them.

Simply put, a prosperous creation must be accompanied by huge chaos, followed by endless sequelae, and this sequelae cannot be eliminated by a generation of emperors. They also face various problems, some of which are powerful. Some are foreign relatives in politics. There is the same clan fighting for war.

Take Liu Bang as an example. At the beginning of the fight, he couldn't do without Lu's help. After the dust settled, he wanted to get rid of the chaos anyway. Lu's had already been seated; the descendants of Genghis Khan had many civil wars. This kind of precursor was manifested before he was alive, but the palms and backs of the hands are full of flesh, what do you let the old iron do? To the enemy, he has an invincible scimitar, but to his son, he can only do nothing. Not to mention Li Shimin, he would never want Li Jiadi to insert Wu Zetian in the middle of the river...

According to the principle of heaven, the established history cannot be changed. So these emperors gathered together to see if they could come up with any speculative methods, and secondly, they mainly complained to each other.

In general, a few guys avoided me during the complaints. Because I'm still Tianting's agent anyway, it's the same reason that no matter how good the relationship between the general agent and the local distributor is, it is impossible to ship at a loss.

But they still don’t understand that I am Tianting’s agent, but it’s different from Tiandao. Tianting is a businessman, and Tiandao is the National Development and Reform Commission. Liu Laoliu and the gang are still trying to deceive and conceal...

On this day, as usual, I went to see the buns first, and the buns wore a mink coat. Tuan sits on the kang. Like a past landlord's wife, with a green bump on her head, it will look even more like. I heard that a woman's confinement is the most important thing. The whole body has a wide opening of the eight meridians, and it is the weakest time. It is a bit like a master retreat in a novel. Don't let him see the sun, especially in the Qin Dynasty. I didn’t dare to be careless in the backward place, so I gave a death order not to let the buns move around. Not lonely----When I came in, she was holding her little ought-to-be hand in her mouth to play with him. After a few days, the folds on the skin of the little guy have been completely stretched, and she is so white that she can’t bear to read. He stared at the sky when he was awake, his eyes burning, like a philosopher, and when he fell asleep, he was thinking about the people’s livelihood. It was very funny, but it was in line with his identity. This kid recognized it these days The godfathers and mothers in the land are all heavyweights, and the title of knighthood on his head is "exhausted and difficult to write". Even if he thinks now, he is busy enough.

Baozi teased for a while and shouldn't. Seeing "exhausted books," ignored him, and relapsed, sighed: "When will you say he can run all over me?"

I was depressed and said, "I'm afraid you are the one who went crazy with him, and then you two will run all over the floor and **** me off."

Baozi firmly said: "No, I am a mother anyway, I still have to take my personal image into consideration."

I said: "Then my father and my husband are running all over the floor to **** you off?"

The bun laughed and said, "By the way, when the kids grow up, let's have a red face and a white face. We can't both get used to it, and we can't both abuse them."

I'm speechless. I think it may not be enough for this child to be abused by two people. They both say that the child is hard to handle now. Grandpa, grandma, grandma and grandpa will have to be spoiled by you. Fortunately, the military road will be closed after three months. , Or else just the bunch of godfathers that our family shouldn't recognize, and everyone gets used to a few bad things about him, this child would be extremely important...

I turned out from the steamed bun room and saw Qin Shihuang and the others secretly discussing something in another room. I walked in, and none of them spoke.

I smiled in my heart, went over to sit down on a stool, and deliberately asked, "What are you talking about?"

The few people looked at each other, they were all speechless, and they were silent for a while. The more anxious Zhao Kuangyin took the lead and said: "We told him what we were afraid of, Xiaoqiang is not an outsider."

Li Shimin said haha, "In fact, it's nothing."

I glanced at Wu Zetian, who was chatting with Empress Lu in the opposite room, and smiled: "Is Brother Li wishing to leave his sister-in-law here with Brother Ying?"

Li Shimin laughed and said, "To be honest, I think so, but don't worry, I won't do this."

I cleared my throat and said: "Then I'll tell you the truth, Heaven will return to calm in three months, and then the brothers here will no longer have to worry about history. In other words, the autonomy will return to you. In your hands, you can truly be the emperor again."

Several people exchanged glances again, and they all seemed a little unbelievable. Li Shimin said in surprise: "What you said is the truth? Why didn't you tell us earlier?"

I said, "I just found out that it's not a long time. I wanted to talk to you together while Liu Bang was here."

Zhao Kuangyin lit the table and said, "So Brother Shimin can kill Wu Zetian now?"

Li Shimin gave him a white look and said, "Who said I must kill Mei Niang?"

Zhao Kuangyin said: "I'm just making an analogy."

Zhu Yuanzhang laughed and said, "Since Wu Zetian doesn't need to be the empress anymore, it is not Wu Zetian. The rest depends on how Shimin brother will be trained in the future, hehe."

I said to Li Shimin: "Brother Li, my sister-in-law is also very good at governing the country. Although she worked as an emperor in the past, she has been conscientious and has not gained much good reputation. Since you don't want her to do it, please enlighten her, at least not. Kill her."

Li Shimin said, "I didn't intend to kill her either."

I looked at Zhu Yuanzhang again, without waiting for me to speak. Zhu Yuanzhang spread his hand and said: "I didn't want to kill Xu Da and the others again. How easy it is to kill them. If that were the case, I wouldn't use it for this meeting. In fact, these old brothers really have a relationship with me. I killed them at the beginning. It’s not that they are afraid that they will rebel on their own...Hey, it’s useless to say this.” Zhu Yuanzhang said in a rare and serious tone, “It’s uncomfortable to do something wrong, and even more terrifying is that you have to do it if you know it is wrong. I really don’t want to repeat the same mistakes!”

Zhao Kuangyin looked at Zhu Yuanzhang with a wine glass in his hand, and said nothing. Zhu Yuanzhang knew what he meant. Disdainfully said: "Don't look at me, I don't believe that there is no better way to release your military power than your drink."

I sighed: "It seems that Brother Zhao is the least upset here."

Li Shimin said: "It's not possible." He stabbed Zhao Kuangyin and said, "Hey, old Zhao, let me ask you, what is the matter with the shadow of the candle and the axe?"

Zhao Kuangyin's expression changed slightly and said, "This is not enough to be a way for outsiders."

I wondered: "What is the sound of candle shadow and axe?"

Li Shimin said: "On the night when Old Zhao died in his last life, someone saw his brother Zhao Guangyi in his room. In the shadow of the candle, there was a sound of axe chiseling things, so later generations suspected that Zhao's death was not normal..."

I was cold and said, "Brothers shouldn't kill each other, right?"

Li Shimin said in embarrassment, "It's hard to say that I was born in an emperor's house."

How do I think it is impossible to murder an emperor with an axe? Especially the two brothers. Besides, even if you want to kill the king and seize the throne, you don't have to strike him with an axe on your back, right? So he said, "Maybe it's just Brother Zhao who happened to want to eat walnuts?"

I just said casually. Unexpectedly, Zhao Kuangyin's face changed drastically and said, "How did you know? You peeked at the letter I gave Zhao Ji?"

I said at a loss: "What family letter?"

At this time, everyone was interested and asked: "Do you really want to eat walnuts that night?"

Zhao Kuangyin nodded in shame, and said: "I loved eating walnuts since I was a child, and I can usually smash it by myself. That night I was really in a bad spirit and let Guangyi do it for him. Who knew I went to the underworld before a walnut was smashed. There are also several members of the royal family besides justice, but considering the influence, this matter has always been passed on as a top secret family. Later, only the successors to the throne of my Zhao family were told."

Zhao Kuangyin actually wanted to die for a walnut! This explains why there was an axe that night—this thing is a must-have for Zhao Kuangyin like cigarettes to smokers and alcohol to alcoholics. If a walnut is not smashed, Zhao Kuangyin hangs up. If it is ordinary people, this book It’s nothing shameful. The old man wants to eat a walnut before his death. It’s as common as wanting to see his grandson or want to eat a bowl of dried noodles. "I want to eat a walnut before returning to heaven" must not be let others know, so although the explanation is simple, it is still covered up by the Zhao family as an ugly one. In order to win the trust of Song Huizong, Zhao Kuangyin wrote a family letter. It is said that there is a top secret of the Zhao family. It seems that this is what he said...

I smacked my mouth and said, "Brother Zhao's hobby is also a little bit off. Wouldn't it be much smaller if you like to eat melon seeds?"

Zhu Yuanzhang said: "That's not bad, if he likes to eat popcorn, others shouldn't think that I am carrying the 86-style?"

I smiled and said, "Has the eighty-six styles of Brother Zhu have been developed?" Zhao Kuangyin felt that his hobby was exposed and everyone despised. With his head down and embarrassed, Li Shimin comforted him: "It's okay, who can't have a hobby?"

Zhao Kuangyin first glanced at him gratefully, and then exclaimed: "We Song Dynasty's local affairs, do you know the Tang Dynasty emperor know so well why?"

Li Shimin said, "What's the matter? I know a lot about the Qing Dynasty."

Qin Shihuang patted the table and said, "Hungry, sum up (below) Ao. Just the silk club (that is) in the future, we people will touch (no) people. Meidi is very beautiful!"

Zhu Yuanzhang said: "It's nothing good. There is nothing to worry about to live according to the way of heaven. If no one cares about this, we can't be lazy." The emperor chuckled and said, "That's it." Virtue.

Li Shimin said, "Let’s take advantage of this opportunity to take care of things that we haven’t dealt with before, and the world has been flattened by us. We will spend more time with our family. You will watch later on TV, and we will take pictures of our home in a gloomy way, okay. As soon as the elephant is reborn in the emperor’s house, he has to pretend to be B, and finally seize the position—the image improvement project, which has to be done as well."

I said, "Brother Li is very good. The main problem of your majesty is heirs. There are more wolves and fewer meat. There is only one seat, and it is natural for whoever to give it to or not. This actually has to be started from the outlook on life and the world. Don’t teach your children what the loser Kou says. Instead, instill family concepts in them. Just like Brother Temujin, do you have four sons? Then your main thing is not who you choose as your heir, but Focus on the three sons and educate them to have a sense of peace, just like you open a chicken factory. You don’t necessarily have to be the director of the factory. If the boss becomes the factory director, the second child can be in charge of technology. Feed, the fourth child specializes in preventing bird flu."

Genghis Khan said: "We only have cattle, sheep and no chickens on the grassland."

I said, "Then let the fourth child prevent foot-and-mouth disease, the same thing."

I turned my head and said to Qin Shihuang: "Brother Ying, although you only have two sons, I find that your burden is not light. You have always been puzzled as to which successor should you let. According to your previous meaning, give the seat to the boss. I have observed that Hu Hai is not bad, you mainly need to do a good job of training."

I pointed to Li Shimin: "Brother Li, have you figured out a solution to the problem of your sister-in-law?"

Li Shimin: "...I just deal with it."

I nodded, and saw that Zhao Kuangyin was already a little bit trying to drive off, and said flatly: "You, don't eat walnuts, change melon seeds, isn't it the same way to quit smoking?"

Zhu Yuanzhang looked at a group of colleagues whom I had scorned for, gloating and said: "Have you remembered what Xiaoqiang said?"

The colleagues said in unison: "You shut up!"

Li Shimin scratched his head and said, "When did it take Xiaoqiang to educate us?" He gave me a sideways look, patted his **** and left.

Genghis Khan said: "In fact, what Xiaoqiang said is reasonable." I held his hand and moved and said, "Brother, you understand my painstaking efforts."

Genghis Khan broke away from my hand and smiled: "But who should be the director of my chicken farm is still a problem." He said and left.

Without waiting for me to speak, Zhao Kuangyin got up and said: "I think that as an emperor, it is not a waste of money to eat walnuts." He glared at me and left.

Qin Shihuang followed up, and I took his hand and said, "Brother Ying, I'm all for your good."

"Fuck!" The fat man went away leisurely.

Then I and Zhu Yuanzhang are left. Look at me and I look at you. I cautiously said: "Xuda and them..."

Zhu Yuanzhang stretched his waist and said, "Qin Chao is good with everything, but the food is too poor. I'll get a roast duck to eat."

Me: "..." This is a typical cunning rabbit cooking, this is the legendary unloading the mill to kill the donkey, this is the classic reappearance of crossing the river and the bridge! Fortunately, Liu Bang is not there, and Zhu Yuanzhang is anxious to eat roast duck, or I should treat Han Xin and Xu Da.

The emperors were relieved and walked into the courtyard triumphantly. Li Shimin suggested, "How about we make a table and touch eight laps?" Zhu Yuanzhang and Zhao Kuangyin had no objection, but Liu Bang was not there, Qin Shihuang and Genghis Khan again. Not knowing how to play mahjong, Zhu Yuanzhang beckoned at me: "Xiaoqiang hurry up, Sanwei

Full of resentment, I didn't feel good and said: "Don't play!"

Zhu Yuanzhang said: "Come on, I'll appoint you a first-class father." People who have had similar experiences know what the concept of three missing and one is, and it is more embarrassing than the wife who just climbed on the bed of the young lady.

I chuckled and said, "I'm going to be with my son in the next time. Would you like to give you something?"

Zhu Yuanzhang and others: "...you better go with your son."

Zhao Kuangyin swept left and right. Seeing that Hou Lu and Wu Zetian were in the yard, he suddenly pulled Li Shimin and said, "Brother Shimin, isn't Mrs. Zun sitting idle? Pull to make up the number. We can't really beat her anyway."

Li Shimin waved, "Mei Niang. Come."

This later Wu Zetian walked to the front of a few people in small steps. After seeing the ceremony with others first, he said softly: "What does your majesty call his concubines?"

Li Shimin said: "Play mahjong with us."

Wu Zetian said in trepidation, "But the concubines won't."

Lu Hou on one side suddenly said: "Mahjong? I teach you."

Wu Zetian admired: "My sister can even do this?"

Hou Lu said, "The guy in my family told me about this."

Zhu Yuanzhang rushed out of the mahjong and fell on the table. He grabbed a piece of mahjong with his hand and stroked it with his finger. With a "pop", he fell on the table and said: "Six!" The result was Zhang Jiutiao. Far worse than steamed buns.

The three of them were seated, and Empress Lu moved a chair to sit beside Wu Zetian. A group of people drew their hands and disrupted the cards. Wu Zetian timidly did not dare to move. Lü Hou said, "Grab the cards, sister." Wu Zetian said shyly: "This how can?"

Hou Lu said: "Hey, there are no big or small gambling tables, so you can treat them as your sisters."

Zhao Kuangyin and others said one after another: "It's right to say, you just treat us as a harem..."

Li Shimin smiled at Wu Zetian and said, "Mei Niang. You don't need to be polite in front of these elders in the future."

Only then did Wu Zetian put ten fingers on the poker table slightly, and Empress Lu taught her from shuffling, playing dice and drawing cards. With a good hand, Empress Lu told her the rules and gameplay in her ear, Wu Zetian memorized it carefully, and suddenly said loudly: "Sister, do you think my hand is compatible with three or six tubes?"

Zhu Yuanzhang said in surprise: "Isn't it, you have drawn so early?"

Queen Lu glanced at her card and said with a laugh: "My sister is lucky, but you must not let people know what you are with in the future!"

Wu Zetian blushed, and when she drew a card, she took one and put it in the pile of cards. Go out again to make a splash. Then he asked Queen Lu in a daze: "What should I do next?"

Queen Lu threw the card down excitedly and said, "Silly girl. Let's make peace!"

A group of men were speechless for a while, Zhao Kuangyin was stunned for a long time before reshuffling the cards, and said: "I think Li's sister is lucky, let's play some **** ones."

Li Shimin said: "How do you want to bring it?"

Zhao Kuangyin said: "One round, one village. For example, if I win this round, each of you will send me a village from the land."

Zhu Yuanzhang immediately agreed and said: "Well, bet a little, it's fun to play like this." The tone is big, and the village head is considered a high-level job in my eyes.

In the end, I don’t know whether it was because Wu Zetian was lucky or in the limelight. The three emperors each owed her two villages, and Wu Zetian got the nickname "Village Chief Wu."

Zhu Yuanzhang dissatisfied: "Change the wind for the wind~www.wuxiaspot.com~ It's a real evil today."

Zhao Kuangyin also said: "Brother Shimin should also go down. There is no husband and wife who are on the ground in card games. Do your best."

Li Shimin aggrieved: "You still ordered the artillery, but I'm next home!"

Lü Hou smiled and said: "I'll go, let's get together in a four-nation melee anyhow."

...So these few people spent the next few days like this. Wu Zetian fully demonstrated her talent in this area. When she left, she had already planted red flags in the Han, Song and Ming dynasties. Li Shimin was proud of the other brothers. Said: "Unexpectedly, my daughter-in-law will not be bad for the outside world after she is not involved in internal affairs. From now on, I will point to her to open up territory for my Tang Dynasty!"

Zhao Kuangyin and Zhu Yuanzhang looked at each other, got into the car with a sigh and left. Lvhou stomped and said angrily: "Huh, wait for my husband to come back and avenge me."

Steamed bun stood at the door with a tight cover and said: "Let's play Six Nations Checkers next time."

This time Genghis Khan and Li Shimin hurriedly got in the car and said, "Go, go, Qin State Da Sima is showing off her power, she is going to destroy our six countries----"