The First Chaos In History

We stood at the door for less than ten minutes. Several times we wanted to go in but were interrupted by enthusiastic visitors. In the end, I simply poke at the customer to pick it up.

Sun Sixin said: "Brother Qiang, this is really not good, you are a school after all, so many people who come to spend the full moon for the children are so good to say it is not good."

I nodded a nose that shouldn't be, and said: "It's all your fault, your face is bigger than your old man." I shouldn't laugh silently.

I asked Sun Sixin: "Then what do you say?"

Sun Sixin said, "How about starting the cultural festival?"

I smiled and said, "Your kid has enough head, how did you come up with it?"

Sun Sixin also smiled: "What have we done to cope with the inspection above?"

"Hurry up and find someone to write a slogan!" I said.

With sharp eyes, Baozi pointed to the distance: "Is there someone else to look for? Isn't there a lot of them?" I took a look at her, and saw that a bunch of old men under Yucai's school were pointing at the villain flag. After commenting on the head, I also laughed. Among these people, Wang Xizhi, Yan Zhenqing, Liu Gongquan, Wu Daozi, Yan Liben, and Zhang Zeduan were all there. I raised my hands high and said, "All the great gods, are you here?"

A group of old men smirked and said, "Here is here."

I ran over and said, "I'm looking for you."

Yan Zhenqing smiled and said, "Xiaoqiang, are you asking for words or painting?"

I excitedly said: "All beg!" There is no shop in this village. If you want to hold a cultural festival, you will be rich if you take out a calligraphy from any one of these. I will talk about my thoughts, the older ones. It is worthy of being a person who has written "Study hard and make progress every day". I immediately understood what I meant, Wang Xizhi said: "I will write you the first session of the Yucai Cultural Festival to hang the door." Yan Zhenqing said: "Then you write two pictures. I will add a congratulatory post at the beginning and a successful hanging at the end. One can go to the auditorium, and it can be used when the meeting is adjourned." He would save trouble.

Yan Liben said: "Then do we want a theme?"

"theme?"

"Yeah, haven't you watched the theme of mobilizing all mankind to pick up trash on TV called Global Environmental Protection Day?"

Liu Gongquan said: "I think it's called Hope. Since it is for the little nephew to spend the full moon, this is more relevant." Everyone applauded.

I said: "That slogan..."

Wu Daozi said, "Just leave it alone. Let's help you think about it. Lao Yan and Lao Zhang and I will paint you some murals on the theme of the birth of a child, and tell outsiders that it indicates that our national culture will be revitalized again."

I'm speechless. After all, it is a literati who can understand metaphysical things without a teacher. Liu Gongquan asked me: "Since the theme shouldn't be related, is it good to have only one in the slogan?"

"No!" Together, there shouldn't be only one good birth. I might as well just make a full moon wine to stop!

Several great gods went to work individually, and I grabbed Wu Daozi who was about to leave and asked, "Eh, what about Li Bai?" He must be able to return to Yucai thanks to Li Bai's credit, but I haven't seen this old man in this long time. day. **I really miss the old drunkard.

Wu Daozi casually pointed—under the Yucai Monument not far from us, an old drunk was leaning on the steps of the monument with a bottle of beer. I was amused suddenly, and I took the bun and walked over. Suddenly, I felt a bun. For a while, her body stiffened, her expression became stupefied, and she murmured, "Ms. Zhang?"

By Li Bai's side, another old man with white beard and hair was looking up at the statue of Lao Zhang, our first principal of Yucai. It’s like talking to Li Bai, and it’s like talking to himself: "Brother Taibai, this stone statue looks slightly like me in the same way-it is fragrant like a dead chivalrous bone, not ashamed of being a hero in the world, this is not the one in your "Xia Ke Xing" Is it a poem?"

This old man was very familiar with his back, and when he heard the sound of footsteps behind him and turned his head, I couldn't help being shocked: This man turned out to be the deceased Principal Zhang!

I took a step back subconsciously, and stammered: "Zhang...Who are you?"

However, Baozi recklessly put it in my arms, catching up to two steps, grabbing the old man's shoulder and shaking vigorously, and said in a trembled, "Ms. Zhang. Is that you?"

The old man said blankly: "Teacher? Have I accepted female students?"

Li Bai squinted his eyes and said leisurely: "Zimi. This is the Xiaoqiang couple I told you." Then he turned around and said to me, "Xiaoqiang. Do you remember who I said about your principal Zhang? I took him Brought it too."

I was surprised: "Du Fu?"

Du Fu kindly took the hands of me and Baozi one by one, nodded slowly, and said with satisfaction: "Okay, you have finally solved the puzzle of the old man Ande Guangsha, and that brother Zhang can take both of you. As a student, he knows in the sky, and it’s time to smile at Jiuquan."

Baozi said excitedly: "Zhang...oh no, Teacher Du, I am your student."

Du Fu smiled and nodded, and suddenly grabbed my hand and said, "Although I will be lucky enough to accept students like Baozi in my next life, then I am also her elder. You have to treat her well, otherwise----" Speaking of this, This gentle old man suddenly changed his complexion and squeezed my hand severely, causing me to breathe in the pain, which made me even more convinced that poets must have done hooligans...

After working hard for half a morning, it was already three poles in the sun. Our party barely received most of the visitors. Baozi looked at his watch and said, "Oh, it's getting late, what should your dad and my dad do? It's time to eat.==I will definitely be unable to leave after seeing so many people for a while. I was in a hurry. I saw a person just passing in front of me, and I grabbed him and said, "Wang Yin! "

This person is Wang Yin, the leader of our Yucai Vehicle Group, and Wang Yin said in amazement: "Xiaoqiang? What are you doing?"

I said, "You have a hard time. Drive in the car to the last time I got married and the parents of Baozi and I received our Yucai."

Wang Yin said in distress, "I don't dare to work hard, but I can't drive."

I jumped up and said, "Damn, you don't want to go if you don't want to go, can you find a better excuse? You can't drive--how did your transportation get off the ground in those years?"

Wang Yin said anxiously: "Who is it? Grandson just ran for transportation!"

A bus stopped beside us. A man's head poked out of the car window and said angrily: "Who scolds Lao Tzu?"

I was dizzy when I saw it-another Wang Yin!

When Wang Yin saw that it was Wang Yin, he turned his anger into a smile and said, "Big Brother. Is that you?"

Wang Yin’s stall on No. 1 said to me, "Do you understand?"

I scratched my head and said, "Hey, I'm sorry Brother Wang, I thought you were him."

Wang Yin asked on the second: "Xiaoqiang has something to do with me?"

When I talked about the two old people's affairs, Wang Yin said readily: "Okay, leave it to me." Directly in the second gear, step on the accelerator and rushed away. Seeing Wang Yin No.1 fascinated: "It's harder to drive this thing than riding a horse, isn't it?"

I smiled and said, "You have to ask Xiang Yu, he has the most experience." Anyway, Xiang Yu didn't rely on his intelligence to become a big guy and learned to drive for two or three days. I still don't know how to ride a horse.

I asked: "That's right. Where's Brother Yu and them?"

Wu Sangui, who has been following us silently, said: "I heard someone say that they have arrived."

Baozi said to me, "When the old people arrive, please arrange them in private seats---" Baozi said in a low voice, "No one asks me if I have milk or no milk."

Liu Bang no longer knows where he is going. Wu Sangui has been looking around since he entered school. I said, "Brother, what are you looking for? Are there beautiful women?"

I didn't finish a word, and three beautiful women appeared at 1 o'clock in front of them, two of whom knew each other. One is Liu Bangdi’s original partner, Queen Lu, and the other is Wu Zetian. Both of them are very temperamental. I don’t know if I just bought the gorgeous Diaoqiu or brought my own land, but I don’t know the other. He is about 40 years old. White skin, long hair shawl, three-point charming but seven-point innocence. Although they are no longer young, they are still beautiful. The three girls are accompanied by long skirts and novelty eyes. Walking on the campus makes the eyes fly. I wondered: "Hey, there are really beautiful women. Who is that long-haired girl? ?"

Wu Sangui couldn't help but stepped forward and took the hand of the long-haired beauty. I was shocked and said: "Third brother, hold on! This is not going to be a strong robbing girl!"

Wu Sangui glared at me, and took the beauty to come to us and said: "Xiaoqiang. Let me introduce you, this is your sister-in-law, Chen Yuanyuan."

Baozi and I looked at each other and hurriedly called: "Sister-in-law!"

Chen Yuanyuan bowed to us timidly, and said, "I have seen two nobles, and heard your Majesty mention them in recent days. I am really lucky for three lives." Lu Hou and Wu Zetian have already known us. He casually waved to me and Baozi, and laughed on the side.

Wu Sangui said: "Yuanyuan, Xiaoqiang is his own, so you don't have to be polite in the future." He pointed to Baozi and said, "This is the steamed bun I often tell you. Xiaoqiang once rushed to the crown and became a beauty and recruited more than 3 million troops from eight countries. The siege of Jinwu is to save you girl."

Chen Yuanyuan looked at me with eyes wide open, and then took the hand of the bun to take a closer look, and said with emotion: "My sister is really lucky to have such a generous and affectionate husband."

Although Baozi has no culture, he is the only female student of Du Fu after all. Knowing that she is a far cry from "Hongyan", she said embarrassedly: "Look at what you said."

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I chatted with Chen Yuanyuan and the couple for a while, and the two mistresses from the emperor’s house next to him were teasing them. Hou Lu said with emotion: “It was a lot of trouble to give birth to this little guy. It's been a month too."

Baozi said, "That's right, I haven't thanked Sister Lu well yet."

Hou Lu said, "Thank you, am I the godmother of this child----by the way, do you have milk?"

steamed stuffed bun:"……"

In order to change the subject, I hurriedly said: "Brother, my sister-in-law has just arrived, so please accompany her around." Then I stared at Queen Lu and deliberately said loudly, "Where is your man?"

Hou Lu said with his hips akimbo: "I still want to ask you, I have heard that he has a side room in your place, right?"

I wondered: "Aren't you not opposed to it?"

Hou Lu smiled and said, "Did I say that?"

... Liu Bang is really right. It is impossible for a woman to tell you the truth in this regard.

I can’t afford to hide. I was pulling the bun and I was about to run away. Hou Lu grabbed me and said, "Don’t go, sister Li and I are blind here and don’t know anything. The Chen Yuanyuan just now, at least I also know the glass. What if you are gone and let us sell it?"

I thought you wanted someone to sell Liu Bang. How could you thank me, but I can’t help it. After getting along a few times, I think this person is actually OK. Maybe it’s because Baozi and I have no interest in her. Anyway, it’s to us. The couple are very sincere, and they can’t just ignore the cheap human traffickers. I walked around and saw that Tong Yuan had just finished class, and I shouted: "Zhenjiang's family, come over and greet the people."

There were still a few female apprentices around Tong Yuan who were asking questions. They chuckled and ran away when they heard my call. Tong Yuan's face was dull, and she squinted her eyes and walked over. As usual, she ate two mouthfuls of my son. , Then scolded me: "Can you pay attention to your image?"

I said to myself, "I was a bandit on Liangshan, so how can I pay attention?"

Tong Yuan: "..."

I smiled and said, "Seriously, introduce two distinguished guests to you." There is no need to hide from Tong Yuan. I told her the identity of the two wealthy mature women. Tong Yuan took me aside and said in surprise: " What about Wu Zetian?"

"Don't worry about anyone, our Liangshan family members should have the same spirit and the courage to daring to pull the emperor off the horse to my house for one day-now I'll give you a task, take them to the school casually, remember not to Go to Teaching Building No. 3, there are photos of Wu Zetian in that building..."

Anyway, Tongyuan is a modern person. After listening to my introduction, Hou Lu and Wu Zetian smiled in embarrassment: "Two, we have different etiquettes. Forgive me for not bowing to you."

Queen Lu didn't care, but stared at Tong Yuan's face and said, "Ah, this sister has really nice skin."

Wu Zetian said: "I still smell good on my body~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Tong Yuan said shyly: "Really, this is all cosmetic credit." "

The eyes of the two girls suddenly brightened and said: "Ah, then you have to tell us about this cosmetic."

Tong Yuan took out various bottles and cans from her bag and led the two of them to walk along: "This is facial cleanser, this is perfume..."

Wu Zetian cupped his heart and said, "Sister, your bag is so beautiful."

Tong Yuan: "I will give it to you if I like it."

Wu Zetian: "How can I want your things for nothing? I'll buy them with money. How much is this bag for my sister?"

"It's not expensive, just over three hundred yuan."

"How many Yucai coins are more than 300 yuan? Our Datang local currency is one to six against Yucai coins."

"Our Han Dynasty is 1:3.5."

...The three of them finally walked away.