The First Chaos In History

At about noon, Baozi said worriedly: "Who do you think is cooking today? The guests are the masters who have eaten before. Don't mess up the jokes..."

I said, "Go, go to the cafeteria and have a look."

When Baozi and I came to the entrance of the canteen, I saw that the little brothers of Xiaoliuzi were peeling green onions, peeling onions and garlic. I asked them, "Who is in charge of the spoon?"

Yi Gan said with a bitter face: "Don't mention it, I don't know where such a fat guy is, and the electric frying pan can't be used. He drove us all out, and his temper was very angry. He said what kind of emperor's royal cook."

I glanced at the bun and whispered: "Which majesty brought the cook?"

Afraid that the fumes would choke on his son, Baozi turned his back and said, "Don't you know if you go in and take a look?"

I went in and took a look. I saw a fat man wearing a chef's uniform and a white hat behind the control desk. He was pushing the dishes in the pot to the ceiling like on TV. But when I returned to the pot, it was dripping and the food was good. Craftsmanship, but I know this person by acquaintance, but I can't remember where I have seen it, especially today, there are many people and faces.

As a result, without waiting for me to remember his name, the fat chef knelt down when he saw me and said loudly, "See King Qi."

By calling me, I remembered that this person was the imperial chef under Qin Shihuang, and the emperor also won the fat man's favorite food, and I didn't expect even the chef to bring it.

I smiled and said, "Get up quickly, the dishes are all messed up, don't be so polite with me in the future."

Yu Chu got up, looked at the door and said, "Isn't that the big Sima? The little one will give her the old man a knock." Fatty is easy to remember, but the kind of bun who taught him to make tomato and egg noodles has never forgotten. .

I laughed and said, "No, you just need to make the meal. All the guests who came today are all distinguished guests. Don't lose anyone to your majesty."

Yu Chu said with confidence: "King Qi, don't worry, you can still be sure to cook a small one."

I helped him turn on the cooker hood. Said: "Who else came with you?"

Yuchu said: "Meng Yi and General Wang Ben are here, waiting to meet King Qi in the old campus."

I took the buns to the old campus. Just when I arrived at the Yucai wall, a child on the wall suddenly shouted: "No, the principal is here. Everyone, run away."

There was a sound of "crackling", and countless children jumped over the wall. They were all gone. I was depressed and said: "These little boys are very united. They never just run by themselves."

After the group of children dispersed, only a 13- or 14-year-old child remained on the spot, looking at the wall in a daze. I was overjoyed. In the past, I grabbed him and said with a straight face: "Whose student are you?" It is true that the success rate of catching these **** is not high. It is hard to catch one. In the words of Baozi, you must cherish this opportunity to abuse your power. .

Unexpectedly, the eldest kid was not scared at all, and gently broke free of my hand and said, "Are you the King Qi that the father said? My nephew has seen Uncle Xiaoqiang. I wondered: "Oh. So you are a Ying Gedi child? How come I haven't seen you before? "

Baozi said, "Didn't the fat man have two sons? What is the name of the boss?"

The eldest boy gave another gift: "Aunt Baozi is right. My nephew is Fusu, and Hu Hai is his brother."

Baozi whispered to me: "Look at this kid, who is clean and polite. Will the fat man give him all his family business with partiality?"

I disdain: "Fatty is eccentric if he wants to give the family business to Hu Hai."

Fusu stared at a painting on the wall and said, "Uncle Xiaoqiang, do you know who made this?"

When I saw it, I saw a horse running with hoofs and a majestic mane painted on it. Zhang Chi is powerful, and I can see that I have a deep foundation. I habitually pick up a chalk head from the ground, and add two surrealism behind Na Ma...

One person slowly turned around and said: "I drew it."

I looked back and couldn't help but smile: "Are you here too?"

This person is Song Huizong Zhao Ji. I haven't seen him since the last time I left in Taiyuan, but I could occasionally hear customers from other dynasties say that this guy really traveled through all dynasties with a single brush, you See if this kid can't be the emperor. I really haven’t been in art. The wandering life probably gave him a lot of creative inspiration. He actually made a name for himself in the literary and art world. Li Shimin often asked him to help identify paintings...

Fusu looked up at Song Huizong with infinite admiration and said, "Can I learn how to draw horses from you?"

I quietly tugged at Fu Su and said, "I want to learn how to paint and find a good teacher for you. This person doesn't care, we won't learn from him." Wearing new shoes and not stepping on shit, Fu Su may not be the future. Crown prince. Learn from this. I dare not say if I can get ahead in the arts, I'm afraid that this lost ability will also be contagious. People like Song Huizong are far more unhappy to the royal family than Xianglin's wife in Lu Si's house.

Fu Su said, "But I just want to learn how to draw horses."

There is no other way. In history, Zhao Ji’s horse painting is definitely more famous than him when he was emperor. Although Yan Liben and Zhang Zeduan are also everyone, but after all, Fusu wants to learn horse painting, this is the only family. Fusu sees me not. After speaking, Zhao Ji's sleeve was pulled up in the past.

I asked Zhao Ji: "Why don't you go in?"

Zhao Ji looked at the bustling old campus and said embarrassingly: "There are a few people that are not convenient for me to see." I looked back and saw Zhao Kuangyin and several other emperors sitting on the steps and eating melon seeds. On the other side, Jin Wu Shuzai was chatting with Yuwen Chengdu and they were lined up. I couldn’t help being funny. We must follow the rules. People from different ages of ours are all brothers based on age. But if he really dares to call Zhao Kuangyin’s brother, he has to look for Can't smoke.

Zhao Ji asked me: "Xiaoqiang, where is the place where there are many beautiful girls you said?"

I was stunned: "You mean a nightclub or a bathing center?"

Zhao Ji scratched his head and said, "It's the kind who also likes art." "Oh, you said you haven't graduated yet." I touched Fu Su's head and said, "Why are you doing that? You just need to teach him to let him Daddy will give you a few rewards."

Zhao Ji said displeased: "Who do you think of me? What I say is also an art."

It seems that this prodigal son still retains his last dignity. I immediately stood in awe. I just wanted to express my apology. I just listened to Zhao Ji continuing: "We are engaged in art, and we pay more attention to the food and clothing by ourselves. What is the meaning of the rewards? "Speaking of him teaching Fu Su Dao. "If you want to learn painting from me, you have to remember these words."

Fusu nodded and said: "I see."

I laughed angrily and lit Fu Sudi's forehead and said, "You can just mess around with these messy things, it's strange to see your dad pass it to you."

Fu Supa pulled away my hand and said with disdain: "I didn't want to be an emperor. I was bitter and tired. It's so picturesque and comfortable."

Zhao Ji raised his thumb and said, "I am ambitious, I have to learn this from you."

Baozi said to me as he walked: "It's better to have a couple. If one is not doing business properly, there will be at least one."

Zhao Ji and Fusu: "..."

As soon as I entered the old campus, it immediately became bustling. The first thing that came out was Liangshan's more than 100 singles and eight generals, Hua Rongran Dongye, and Fang Zhenjiang Wusong. Including the two Pang Wanchun, the two Deng Yuanjue, and the two Li Tianrun, they all flashed out one by one, seeing people dizzy. Yan Jingsheng was busy out of town. Seeing me coming, he wiped his sweat and smiled: "Xiaoqiang, come here today. It's all together."

I responded, pulling him aside and saying: "Arrange your seats when you eat later. Don't fight it as the limit." Although my clients know each other, there is a difference between familiarity and unfamiliarity. Moreover, Cheng Fengshou Duan Sirius and Tigers still don't know anything. Needless to say, they might be able to fight whenever they discuss the ranking of historical generals.

Yan Jingsheng said, "Don't worry, I will arrange." He pretended to ask casually, "Where are Xiang Yu and Master Li?"

I looked around and said, "They arrived earlier than me. I don't know where to go."

Yan Jingsheng let out an "Oh", eagerly saying, "Mulan is with them too, right?"

I and Baozi looked at each other and smiled. Deliberately teased him: "Sister Mulan is not coming."

Yan Jingsheng suddenly stammered: "Why?"

Cao Xiaoxiang ran out from nowhere, and interjected: "Dad lied. Aunt Mulan and I came together. She accompanied Uncle Xiang Yu and aunt to find Grandpa Bian Que to see if the baby brother's fetal position in her aunt's belly is correct."

I glanced at him and said, "You know the relationship between the characters quite clearly, talk a lot!"

No matter how honest Yan Jingsheng knew I was teasing him, he stared at me angrily, and said with a smile: "Give you a useful clue-Ms. Mulan and her parents want her to find a teacher... …"

At this time, the heroes all gathered around. In addition to bullying me this time, they didn't even let my son go. Shouldn’t be back to the bun’s hands like a dirty toy doll, but the little guy doesn’t recognize birth at all, and is even very popular with the brutal taste of the bandits. Needless to say, he recognizes it again this time around. More than a hundred godfathers...

Lu Zhishen stood with Baojin's brother Baoyin, and said boldly: "This little thing is a member of my generation. I think we will have someone in Liangshan in the future."

Song Jiang said with deep anxiety: "Brothers. It is important for us to find a way out early. Do you really want to be the thieves for generations?"

I didn't take it seriously: "Brother Song Jiang, are you still thinking about Zhao'an?" I gave Jin Wushu a glance either intentionally or unintentionally. Now Diliangshan is under his jurisdiction in name. It’s even more difficult to get the bandits to surrender to him. Jin Wushu saw me staring at him and stood up nervously. He is definitely a disadvantaged group in Yucai. The steamed bun said with a grin: "When you are old, you can sit down. You are a guest from afar. Let's forget everything that happened between us."

Jin Wushu nerdy said: "Next time you must remember, there is another face..."

Suddenly someone said loudly: "If you don't dislike the fellows of Liangshan, just go back and join the ranks."

When Cao Xiaoxiang heard this voice, he said with joy: "Dad!"

Don't look at it, the one who likes to recruit talents all the time is Cao Xiaoxiang and his father-Cao Cao is here.

I smiled and said, "Brother Cao, he ran faster than before. You came here before I said you." Cao Cao came over and shook my hand, and then took out a handful of ivory business cards from his arms. When you come to see people, you will say, without the guest's air: "Including the eighteen heroes in the Sui and Tang Dynasties, you are always welcome to go down here."

Li Shimin could not laugh or cry: "Old Cao, you are not kind of digging a corner openly."

Genghis Khan also said: "If you really want to dig these people up to you, Liu Bei and Sun Quan can't kill you anymore?"

Cao Cao hugged Cao Xiaoxiang in his arms, and said embarrassedly, "If you don't help me, it's okay to go and play with me."

Zhu Yuanzhang said: "This old Cao, do you expect us to earn foreign exchange for you?"

Amidst the roar of laughter, I greeted everyone and said, "Everyone, go to the auditorium if there is nothing to do. We are crowded today, so we will have dinner there."

Song Qing said, "Leave it to me, I'm familiar with this."

Therefore, Xiaoqiang asked Song Qing to entertain the heroes at a banquet in the auditorium. On the way, I met many old friends, including Wang Ben, Zhang Han, Liu Dongyang, Mu Huali, and Hasel who had surrounded Jin Wushu. With Zhu Yuanzhang’s Hu Yieryi and Wang Basan, considering that these friends are all here for the first time, in addition to asking Du Xing to prepare the "five-star juniper", I also called Lao Wu Xianglaiong, who is responsible for delivering wine to the bar. A cart of wine.

Hua Tuo came with Cao Cao. This brought An Daoquan and Bian Que to Yu Ji’s consultation together. Yu Ji was pregnant only three months later than Baozi, and now his belly is firm, and he is behind everyone, Xiang Yu The group of people came out. I asked with my eyes, and the three genius doctors said together: "The fetal position is very correct, and the delivery is absolutely smooth."

I asked again: "Men's and women's?"

Hua Tuo said, "It should be a boy to see the pulse."

His words were immediately ridiculed by Bian Que: "Is there a pulse condition to distinguish men and women?"

Hua Tuo felt that he was not as professional as Bian Que in this respect, and said humbly: "What do you think?"

Bian Que scratched her white hair and said, "Look at the shape, it looks like a girl."

An Daoquan couldn't help but sneered: "How can you say that you have also stayed in modern times for a year, and you don't even believe in science?"

Hua Tuo Bianque blushed immediately, and said, "What about brother An?"

"I repeat, you must believe in science!" An Dao said full of ambition, "Have you never heard of sour girls and sour girls — Xiang Jiazi~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Do you want to eat sour or spicy lately? what?"

Hua Tuo Bian Que said in unison: "Get out!"

The three of you fight with me like this. Xiang Yu and Hua Mulan held Yu Ji around, and they all smiled. When I saw the three old men quarrel, I turned my face and said leisurely: "There is X in the school hospital of Yucai. Guang, if Brother Yu is willing, I will use that stuff. Do you think this is more scientific than yours?"

The three old men, look at me and I will look at you. Suddenly they walked away with their backs at the same time in a tacit understanding. The older brothers said to themselves: "Let's continue to discuss our anti-cancer drugs."...

I smiled and asked Xiang Yu: "Brother Yu, what do you mean?"

Xiang Yu looked at Yu Ji tenderly and said: "It's still the same sentence, boys and girls are the same."

I said, "Then I remind you, it's better to think of the name early, you have to point to a few of us, maybe something nasty is waiting for you!" Xiao Qin Beast Sheng touched me too much!

Fatty and Ersha are gearing up, hehe smirk...

Xiang Yuhan said, "I absolutely accept this suggestion!"