The First Chaos In History

I was riding a sidecar, the bicycle was placed in the bucket, the handlebars were supported on the outside like a crooked machine gun, when a red light was waiting for a red light, a three-wheeled vehicle came up from behind and stopped with a handle. Beside me, he looked at me and said, "Brother, turn at the intersection ahead, and you won't let your car run when you enter the 3rd ring."

　　 I said: "I haven't heard of it, isn't there still a side-seater production?"

The tricycle master shook his head and said: "The three wheels in the 3rd ring can't run. Besides, your car should be scrapped-to commemorate the 10th anniversary of victory in the War of Resistance Against Japan?" He looked at the words engraved on my motorcycle and said in surprise. "You were born in 55?"

　　 I also found out that the tricycle master kindly reminded me: "If you don't want to detour, don't you have a bicycle? Tie a rope, take the bicycle and pull the motorcycle away, and it will be fine."

　　 I said, "No one cares about 5 wheels?"

　　Master said: "How rare, you have to salute you if you want to drive 15 traffic policemen."

　　 I thanked the master but did not listen to him. Anyway, this car has no license plate.

I parked my car at the entrance of the street, then moved my bike and walked in. Seeing that the mahjong hall was open, I went in to see Uncle Zhao and Liu Bang at the table. I gave him the car key and Liu Bang followed me out, gloating. Laughing, I asked him: "How much did you win?"

　　 "I don't want to win their money today, so I sprinkle some rice, or no one will play with me in the future."

　　 I said: "What are you laughing at?"

　　 Liu Bang smirked: "You're done." He twisted his **** and ran in.

　　 I walked into the pawnshop in wonder, and saw Li Shishi concentrating on playing the computer, I quietly walked behind her and was startled with sweat. She opened my D drive and was looking at the beauty in the swimsuit inside. I said behind her, "Does it look good?" She yelled and hurriedly closed the page. Seeing that it was me, she blushed and asked, "Why are there still pictures of me?"

This time it was my turn to feel uncomfortable. Master Li bit her lip and said, "You are showing it to others..." I thought she would say "I will die for you to see" or something, who knows she said "..." I'll take a few good photos for you." My eyes became thinner and longer, and there was a nymphomaniac smile on the corner of my mouth. Li Shishi suddenly ran upstairs briskly, giggling and said, "Cousin, you are finished."

I was even more puzzled. I followed upstairs and saw Jing Ersha standing at the top of the stairs. He saw me and said nothing. He laughed at me. People with a lack of a string in their heads laughed wickedly at you. The scene is very weird. I began to feel the horrible atmosphere, and I wanted to ask a kind person to ask. I didn't expect Qin Shihuang to shout at me while playing games: "Qiangzi, you are finished."

　　 When I pinned my last hope on Xiang Yu on the sofa, he spread out his big palm leaves at me and shook his head helplessly. I sat beside him flatteringly and said, "Brother Yu, do you still like vans?" Xiang Yu's eyes were bright, and I asked him in a low voice, "What's the matter?"

　　 Xiang Yu said painfully: "You really shouldn't forget what day it is today."

　　 "Huh? What day is it today?" I scratched my head and said inexplicably.

　　 At this time, the bun came back with a big cake in his hand, went upstairs to put the cake down, and leaned on the stairs to change shoes. I ran up quickly, and the bun glanced at me and said, "I'm back?"

It’s better for my steamed stuffed buns. I cursed me when I didn’t meet each other. The steamed stuffed buns muttered dissatisfiedly while changing shoes: “Grandma’s, today the old lady’s birthday, the old lady has to buy the cake by herself...” I said indifferently, “Oh, you For my birthday, first tell me what day is today?" Then I knew I was wrong, deeply wrong...

　　 Baozi gently put a hand on the back of my head, and then pushed hard against the wall. With a thump, Baozi said viciously, "Tell me, where did you go to the field last night?"

　　How easy is my Xiaoqiang brother, I put my arm on her nose: "You smell it, you smell it."

　　 Baozi sniffed, frowned and looked at me, I said triumphantly: "Rummy, right? Where can I go to the wild like me like a skunk? Yesterday I helped a buddy move."

　　 "Move more than two o'clock in the middle of the night?"

　　 "...Yes, I won the lottery, and I moved sneakily."

　　 "How much did you win?"

　　 "5 yuan!"

　　 Baozi knew that I was joking with her, but he didn't doubt that I was fooling around, so he looked at me with his eyes: "Virtue!"

　　 I hugged her and said to her ear: "If you don't believe me, let's go to the back room and try to see how much your man can deliver."

Seeing that the whole family was peeping at our actions, Baozi pushed me away unnaturally, a little unable to say: "Dog stuff." I smirked and went up to tease her, but saw Liu Bang wandering upstairs. , He said dissatisfiedly: "Unlucky." Asked what happened to him, he said: "I didn't lose even 5 yuan in the afternoon. Now no one but Lao Zhao wants to sit at a table with me."

　　 Baozi said: "When everyone is there, call out to eat cake."

　　 Baozi, considering the large number of people, bought a cake as big as the lid of the sink, and a group of us stared around it in a daze: What should I cut? The plastic knife in the box is simply a decoration. Take a kitchen knife to cut it. Not only is it not good-looking, but the cake is like a songhuadan, and everything runs away with the knife.

Ersha suddenly said in a daze, "My knife should be fine." Then he drew according to the thickness ratio of the cake, and asked Qin Shihuang, "Is my knife so long?" Qin Shihuang drew a certain distance from him, After measuring the situation back then, he touched his chin and said, "Almost a little bit."

I found the knife from the toolbox and washed it several times. The knife is said to be very poisonous, but I don’t believe that. The poison more than 2000 years ago is plainly bluffing. Look at those legends. , There are so many people who are poisoned, but it's really because this one didn't die.

　　 Baozi took the knife and cut the cake in all directions. When she returned the knife to Jing Ke, Jing Ke said, "Hold it for fun. I want to use it and ask for it from you." Fatty Win was startled.

　　 Liu Bang pointed to the biggest piece and said, "I want this."

Xiang Yu didn't know why it finally broke out. He lifted Liu Bang into the sky and said angrily: "Do you have such a big appetite?" There is always an irreconcilable contradiction between these two people. No one looks down on each other. Xiang Yu probably saw it. I spent my birthday together with Baozi Puyu, which evoked my own sadness. In addition, the world was snatched by Liu Bang back then. I felt extremely depressed. Moreover, these politicians pay attention to a lot when dividing things. You dare to be the biggest. A piece of it deserves to be lifted to the sky.

　　 Baozi thought they were playing around. They didn’t care about them. After sending out the cake, he said, “Today is my birthday. I’m 26 years old. I’m very happy to have so many people celebrating me. Come—eat.”

　　 Master Li took a bite of the cake and smiled: "Congratulations to my sister, Fangchen, 26 years old."

　　 Baozi said strangely: "Xiao Nan, why don't you call me cousin?"

Master Li slyly said: "Because I just want to remind my cousin that it's time to marry you officially." Qin Shihuang said in an interface: "It's silk (yes), a 26-year-old woman, should I go out long ago?" Baozi said hehe first. He smiled, and then suddenly touched his face and said: "Do you think I am old..."

　　 Master Li suddenly said to me: "Cousin, what about your birthday present for sister?"

I was stunned. Even Ersha gave a bun and a knife. The boyfriend didn’t have anything to express. It’s too unreasonable. Liu Bang timely said on the roof: "Although I am not prepared, I have My heartiest blessing to you..."

　　 Damn, grab my lines.

　　 I'm embarrassed, Master Li pulled me and said complaining: "Why are you so stupid? Propose to my sister." Qin Shihuang nodded and smiled: "Hungry to see it can be done." This counts as the emperor Jinkou Yuyan's gift of marriage.

　　 Everyone was looking at me, and Liu Bang shouted: "Qianzi, stick to your own ideas..." Xiang Yu was pinched and silenced, Xiang Yu said loudly: "Xiaoqiang, you should do it!"...

　　 I saw that today is today, so I simply said to Baozi: "If you don't think I have no house, no car, no savings, or a bastard-Baozi, you can marry me."

　　 Master Li was taken aback for a while before he took the lead in applauding. Baozi said a little bit shyly to the applause of the crowd: "This matter... I have to ask my dad first."

　　 I said, the old accountant knew about us a long time ago, he just opened his mouth while waiting for me to get engaged.

　　 This matter is here, it's settled.

　　 I suddenly felt heavy on my shoulders: I have a responsibility, an obligation, and Liu Bang-Xiang Yu threw him on my shoulder.

　　 Master Li asked me: "Cousin, do you have a sword at home?"

　　 I was taken aback: "Why? Your cousin and I are married, not an alliance of blood."

　　 "I don't have any gifts for you, so I will give you the right to dance the sword dance as a cheer."

　　 Where can I get her a sword? A few years earlier, there were still knives.

　　Jing Ke's head was very bright today. He ran into the toilet and held a leather trap. Fortunately, this leather trap was still in a plastic bag.

Master Li took Pi Tiezi and came to show the way. After showing his posture, he danced and sang: "I used to be a beautiful woman, Gongsun, a sword dance tool moved everywhere, and the audience was as depressed as a mountain..." The movements are sharp, mainly in the eyes, sometimes sharp and sometimes gentle, and jumping with a wooden stick is really beautiful. It would be better if there is no leather bowl on the head of the stick...

For dinner, we all had cakes, so we only fried a few side dishes and drank a little wine. I looked at the morning and night outside, and suddenly came in, and said to Baozi, "Go, I'll take you for a drive." go with."

　　 When Baozi saw my sidecar, she was immediately silly. She asked me: "You said that you helped people move yesterday. Wouldn't it be for the museum to move?"

I picked her up and threw her into the bucket, stepped onto the motorbike and rushed to our bridge with a smoky black smoke, Baozi laughed crazy, and we seemed to be very stupid when we watched the sunset. Innocent age.

When Baozi and I were forming an oil painting with the back view and the setting sun, I suddenly received a text message. I took out my blue phone to check it. Baozi said in disgust, "I said, can you smoke less cigarettes to save you? Change your mobile phone~www.wuxiaspot.com~The remote control is better than yours."

I ignored her. I saw that it was an unfamiliar number. The content of the text message was: Qiangzi, I forgot to tell you, you are not doing it for nothing. You will get a salary in the first month. The specific is to give You have a small advantage to help you open a sky eye or something, but the day is not sure, it may be a few days sooner or later-do you know who I am?

　　 Liu Laoliu! Who else but him?

　　 I will reply immediately: Is this your phone number? Can you make me a little bit of gold first?

　　 Liu Lao Liu back: Don't expect it, I don't know how to do it, at most I can turn earwax into copper. This is what I sent to you through the phone of my friend-don't answer, I'm leaving.

　　 I called the phone, and a man over there muffled and said, "Who is it early?"

　　 I said, "Where are you?"

　　 "Iron collar, Geha?"

　　 Liu Laoliu fled to the northeast. After I hung up the phone, my mood was quite agitated. It seemed that the day was almost here, and I don’t know what benefits the Heavenly Court would give me.

At this moment, I suddenly saw two dark shadows drifting towards me quickly, their body and legs were motionless, my hair was terrified, it seemed that my heavenly eyes had been opened, and then I looked carefully at them—two skateboarders. ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Book friends are welcome to visit and read, the latest, fastest and hottest serial works are all at ~www.wuxiaspot.com~