The First Chaos In History

I think I should stay in the pawnshop for a few days. Although I have paid the 200,000 yuan, it is not a small sum. Boss Hao asked casually at that time. How trustworthy people are. I'm so sorry for Lao Hao if I'm going so hard.

As for the 300 side, there is a scorpion in the school building to help me watch. The scorpion is loyal to me now. Under his supervision, the foundation is about to see magma this time. The scorpion patted his chest and said to me: Don't worry, Brother Qiang, even if God treats the earth as a yo-yo, the houses we build are like chewing gum on the wall.

　　 Because of this earthquake, both the building material dealer and the construction team became the children of the stepmother. It is precisely because of this that I only spent less than 3 million to build a large-scale school. That's a later story.

The next day when I was bored in the pawnshop, what I thought about most was the salary promised to me by Heavenly Court. At this time, Master Li came back from buying things from outside, followed by a pale-faced person behind her. Master Li came in and followed I greeted and went upstairs happily, as if I hadn't noticed the person behind her.

　　 This white face is wearing homespun clothes that are not in line with the times. He walks with his hands hanging down and his shoulders are dangling. He followed Li Shishi and looked at me in a daze. This time I am really a little hairy. This thing looks more like a zombie!

I yelled: "Kezi, hurry down." I think Jing Ke is a killer after all, and the murderous spirit on his body may be able to suppress this ghost. Jing Ke came down for a long time, and Bai Lian and I were in a stalemate. I dared not move the place or even turned my head. I said tremblingly, "Kezi, can you see him?"

　　 Jing Ke put the radio on his ears, and said blankly: "Who?"

　　 Now all the goose bumps on my body came out, and I tremblingly asked the white face: "What do you want to do?"

　　 With a pale face and heels, he shook his body and said quietly: "I'm hungry..."

　　 I glanced at the ashtray and said perfunctorily: "You tell me your birth date and I will burn some paper for you."

　　 The white face cleverly grabbed the ashtray in his hand, then stretched it out in front of me, sighed, "Give me something to eat..." That meant that I would beat me if I didn't give it to him.

　　 What do you think I should give him? Heart? liver? If the appendix can be given, it still needs surgery. I moved back, thinking of excuses.

　　 Jing Ke really couldn't stand it anymore, and said, "Just give him something to eat."

　　 "You speak lightly, what shall I do... can you see him?"

Jing Ke said wonderingly: "Do you not know this person? Old man Zhao's son, people say that we are very similar." Ersha suddenly ran downstairs, put his arms around Zhao Bailian, and asked me: "You see that we are true. Does it look like?"

　　 Later I found out that this was Uncle Zhao’s stupid son, just a few days after he was picked up from the mental hospital. Looking at the two idiots in front of me, Jing Ke looked like a good man, except that his eyes were a little awkward, he was also a man. Facing Jing Ke's question, I answered him: "You are handsomer than him, but your temperament is not as good as him."

　　 I grabbed a handful of alphabet biscuits and dismissed Zhao Bai’s face. He said that it was dangerous, so that he would smash me with the ashtray and smash it for nothing.

I am a little bit stunned now. I always think that I have opened my sky eyes. I suspect that it is a ghost when I see people walking straight. I always point to passers-by and ask if the group of 5 can see it. After the answers are all affirmative, I too Began to give up.

Later, I thought that the month Liu Laoliu said should not be a month in the sky, a day in the sky and a year in the sky, just as the sky now passes by the small moon, 30 years later, I am 57 and I am Xiaoqiang and the old man who can still eat. At the age of no, he has become an annoying old man who is annoying and annoying. With his eyes open, he can only sing "Go Home and See" and wait for my sons and grandchildren to give me platinum. What did A Tubo say in "Monopoly 6"-miserable.

　　 In the afternoon I was boring mine-sweeping. Suddenly, I coughed and QQ messages rang. Someone requested to add me as a friend. My QQ friends only have a dozen people, and they are invisible all year round. It is impossible for anyone who knows to come to me through this channel. Generally, people who come to me are inexplicably promoting sales, or practicing Falun Gong. I clicked to refuse. Reasons Yes: I don’t know!

　　 Within a few seconds, the other party sent an application again, saying: Let’s video first!

　　噫? How can this not let me think of * and video mm, maybe which **** network used to open the market?

　　 After I clicked to agree, the screen name Xiaoliu got into my friend, and the other party couldn't wait to send a video request. I looked around with eyebrows and clicked accept.

After the window shook for a while, I saw that the other party was in a noisy Internet cafe, and there were constantly webmasters in yellow vests and students shuttled back and forth. I knew it was definitely not what I thought, and then the camera turned slowly, Liu Laoliu. The dirty face and the thief-stricken smile on his face came into my eyes. He shook his hand with smoke in the camera. If he grabbed a picture and made it into a QQ emoticon, the amount of downloads would never be Will be less than realplay and Thunder.

　　 I opened my mouth and my tongue for a long time before I subconsciously typed the word "Kao".

　　 Liu Laoliu lowered his head and typed: "Guess where I am?" This old boy typed faster than me.

　　 I said, "Aren't you in Tieling?"

Liu Laoliu raised his head and laughed, because he didn't turn on the audio, he laughed silently, then he took the camera in his hand and walked slowly through the Internet cafe, and finally stopped on a wall, except for the online game propaganda poster. There is also a huge banner: Hainan XX Internet Cafe is running karting competition...

　　 Hainan? This old boy was in Tieling yesterday, but he went to Hainan today!

　　 I asked: "How can you fly over so fast?"

　　 replied: "Yes."

　　 asked: "Isn't it impossible to use mana?"

　　 replied: "Civil Aviation sitting on."

　　...

　　 I see the fancy-dressed people walking by the edge of the camera, and I can vaguely see the tall and straight coconut trees and the pure beach outside the Internet cafe. How much does this Internet cafe cost for an hour? I then remembered to ask Liu Laoliu: "What did you do over there?"

　　 "I just sent away the 54 heroes in Liangshan. In fact, they were a few days earlier than the 300 Yue family army. They were playing in Hainan."

　　 I was taken aback: "Who received them? Didn't they cause trouble in Hainan?"

Liu Laoliu shook his shoulders and said triumphantly: "Am I as stupid as you? I have already briefed them on the general situation before they came. Although Yue Jiajun was nominally there before them, in fact, the day they arrived, Liangshan was a hero. I have been playing in Hainan for a few days, and Lu Junyi knows how to work around and don't want to fight with us. We have agreed to give this trip to Hainan these days to the good guys."

　　 I asked carefully: "Where did you send them?"

　　 Liu Laoliu smirked at the camera: "Tomorrow at 12 noon, go to the train station to pick up the guys."

But now he can't scare me a bit, and I can say that I can be regarded as rolling over in the big wind and waves, to resolve the contradiction between Win Fatty and Jing Ersha, to maintain peace with Liu Xiang, and save Jin Shaoyan, I only took it the night before. With 300 soldiers running for thousands of miles, these 54 heroes are relatively easy to deal with in terms of political complexity and number, and they have received a certain degree of modern influence, at least I would not think that I have raised a lot of villains and would not think of starting. The car is the role of the Spurs.

　　 I asked him: "Who are the people who come, give me a rough list."

　　 Liu Laoliu was very surprised that I didn't vomit blood. He said, "Who do you want to see?"

　　 I said excitedly: "Wu Song, Monk Hua, Gongsun Sheng, Yan Qing..."

Liu Lao six replied: "Hey, none of these you want to meet. These people are not only brave but also wise. They all went to each other at Liangshan, and then they died. Although the mistake of the list has little to do with how they died. But these few most capable people lived out another 30 to 40 years. At that time, the judge woke up from the wine."

My heart became cold at once. Even Wu Song and Hua Monk did not really surprise me. Although these two people are not very high in Liangshan ranking, I have always insisted that these two people are the strongest, and they are also The cutest, these two people will not come, I am very disappointed.

　　 Liu Laoliu seemed to know what I was thinking, and said, "Don't worry about it. In fact, it was not a good thing to spend the year here. There are Lin Chong, Yang Zhi, and Li Kui who are more capable this time."

　　 Okay, Lu Junyi, Lin Chong, Yang Zhi, a group of friendly masters are here, Li Kui’s lone palm is hard to sing, no wonder he can’t rob the Yue family army.

The more I listened, the more I felt frustrated, and I didn’t want to bother with these people. Later, I heard that Sanniang Hu was single to start my mind, and I wanted Wu Yong to calculate the account for me, so I promised to pick up the train tomorrow. .

But there is another problem with picking up the car. This group of people will definitely not dress like in the movie, and they don’t know me. Although 54 people are a relatively conspicuous group, they can be easily confused with large tour groups. , I think I’d better make a sign and hold it safer. I went to the house where Qin Shihuang Xiang Yu lives, took out a box containing a refrigerator under Qin Shihuang’s bed, and found a tube of signature pen, just about to write Suddenly it occurred to them that they might not know the characters I wrote. Although they have literate people like Wu Yong and Zhu Wu, it is a problem not to be used to reading simplified characters. one question.

　　 Then I thought, hey, isn’t Master Li the one of their people, and also talked with Song Jiang, and finally followed Yan Qing to the rivers and lakes, although I don’t know if it is true or not.

I called Li Shishi over and said to her: "You write me a few words: Take 54 heroes from Liangshan." Tell her clearly the situation, Li Shishi smiled: "I think these 54 words are redundant, and they don’t. Because you don’t write 54, there will be a few more or a few fewer.”

　　 "Then ‘getting the Liangshan hero’?"

　　 "You don't need to write any more connections."

　　 "Then you write." I handed her the pen.

　　 Shishi Li holds a pen with one hand behind his back and draws on the paper.

　　 Her writing skills, I suddenly remembered another thing, I said to her: "Cousin, you have been here for a long time, you have roughly figured out what situation is it?"

　　 Li Shishi said with a hand on his back: "It is now in 2007, more than 900 years from the Song Huizong period, followed by the Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties, and then the Republic of China..."

　　 I said with shame: "You know better than I do-can you compile textbooks based on your experience?"

　　 "Textbook?"

"It's a book similar to the "San Zi Jing", taught to others to read, you also know what cousin does, so many people come to me, I am confused, you write a book that can make them understand, such as the first chapter Call me who I am, Chapter 2 is where is this, Chapter 3 is what I am doing today in history... Wait. UU reading www.uukanshu.com"

　　 Of course Master Li quickly understood what I meant, and giggled and said, "You don't want them to treat you as a god?"

The sign of 　　 was written quickly. Master Li just traced a few big circles to me, then threw the pen into my arms and said, "You can do it yourself."

　　 I focused on the sign, but when I saw Master Li refused to leave, I looked at the sign Liangshan and stopped talking. I sighed and said, "This time...there is no Yanqing."

　　 Li Shishi was at a loss, and smiled faintly.

　　 The brand looks very beautiful after it is depicted. There are four elegant Chinese characters on it: Liangshan Hero.

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　　 very carelessly remind me, Wu Song and the others are really not coming?

　　 Next, I recommend a book "Qinggong Mixture", the first work of the newcomer list.

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