The First Chaos In History

　　 Author: Unawakened Lazy Bug

　　 Early in the morning, the steamed stuffed buns took Li Shishi to go shopping. The five-person group wanted to follow, but was stopped by the steamed buns: "Today is our women's holiday, and all men are left to buy groceries to cook and wait for us to come back to eat."

　　 "What is a woman's festival?" asked Liu Bang, whose eyes were fixed on the bun leaving.

The strong son who was sitting there watching TV wanted to explain to these curious babies in brief and easy-to-understand words. The second fool who had been playing around semiconductor said: "The so-called women’s festival is when women become emperors on the day of 3.8. , You can do nothing, and the man becomes a slave. The slave will do whatever the emperor says."

　　 Hadron habitually thinks that he will explain to everyone with the same eternal reason. Unexpectedly, the second silly who didn't speak much, came to such an explanation for the first time.

"There's more." After listening to semiconductors, Ersha continued: "On this day, men have to get up early to buy vegetables, women buy what they like, and they don’t buy what they like. Make breakfast. , Sitting on the side of the bed and waiting for the woman to wake up naturally..." It turned out that Jing Ke also heard it.

　　 "slap" a chair for reimbursement, Xiang Yu was full of "dominant spirit" and said, "How can you do such a humble thing like a dignified ruler?"

　　 Liu Bang also nodded in agreement. It is rare for the two rivals to stand on the same front!

　　 "Fan Rong (zheng) Hungry father (no) will deduct (do), buy buttons like slaves." Ying Zheng is really a habit of buying food.

　　 "Xiao Jing and I are going to buy groceries so that you can see my strong brother's craftsmanship. Others stay at home and don't mess with me."

　　 "I will play mahjong and call me for dinner." Liu Bang failed to accompany the buns, so he immediately went to his second battlefield!

　　 Xiang Yu didn't speak, and walked to the window silently, showing a sense of vicissitudes. If you stand opposite him, you will find that his eyes are very enthusiastic and look at the fat man's Jinbei next door.

　　 Win brother, he sat in the original seat of Qiangzi. I don’t know the melon seeds that I took out from there, and I don’t know whether to carve melon seeds and watch TV, or watch TV and carve melon seeds (don’t ask me the difference)

The strong son who came out with Xiao Jing was worried, what kind of food to buy, no, it’s not a question of what kind of food to buy, mainly because he’s best at cooking only tomato scrambled eggs, if the eggs are fried (not tomatoes anymore) ) If rice and noodles and two eggs are also considered dishes, then I can barely master three dishes.

　　 I want to turn around and walk back, turning around to look at Ershou without asking why he went back, secretly complimenting myself for being smart, if I brought other people out to pick up vegetables, I would have been bored to death.

When it was time for dinner, Zhang Hao had a good table of food, Qiangzi was about to call someone back to call Liu Bang in the Mahjong hall, the seductive voice of the teacher came from downstairs: "We are back" just pinching the food. I ran downstairs to prepare for the two men to take the whole morning of the battle, but found out how they got out and how they returned, including Liu Bang who was following behind, and there was nothing on him. (Should also come back with a meal)

　　 "Why, didn't you buy something?"

　　 "Shopping, shopping, the main purpose is to go shopping, and I am saying that there is nothing to buy." The bun's words proved once again that women are terrible!

　　After going upstairs, Baozi saw a table of food, ignored Qiangzi, and asked, "Yo! Not bad, who made it?"

　　 The five-member group confessed to me very tacitly, facing Baozi’s gaze, I repeated the words I learned from Brother Ying, "Buy a button is like a slave."

　　 During the meal, everyone discussed why there will be 3.8 Women's Day. Teachers, a smart mm who knows the current situation well, all expressed their curiosity about this festival.

　　 Regarding the origin of the festival, Qiangzi certainly didn’t know about Di, but Baozi only knew that there was a holiday today, and the others didn’t know Di, or Liu Bang’s problem successfully attracted most of the same **** sitting here!

　　 Liu Gang’s original words are like this: "There is a Women's Day, is there a Men's Day?"

　　 Hadron almost blurted out: "Yes! Singles' Day."

After a series of explanations and let the group of five understand what Singles Day is, Liu Bang made a concluding remark for the dinner: "Fuck, if I get the world, every single girl will be given to one **** Singles Day. ."

　　 Baozi laughed loudly after hearing this: "Qianzi, you friends are really funny, I'm going to the break, you guys continue to YY."

　　 The teacher is indeed thinking, and the sentence of wanting to come to Liu Bang may not be regarded as YY in her time. Brother Ying patted Liu Bang's shoulder and said, "A good way."

In the evening, Qiangzi pulled the bun out and said to go for a walk. Only when he came out of the No. 1 pawnshop, Qiangzi hurriedly put his hands on the bun: "Bun, let's go and have a meal. I will take it for a long time. Last time you were in the hotel, your aunt Come again"

　　 "Why do you go to open a house, and what to do with wasting the money, can't it be done at home?"

　　 Is the bun really stupid or fake? UU reading www.uukanshu.com and her teacher live in a room. What do you want me to do? Is it because Baozi is testing me, or is Baozi simply trying to match me with the teacher?

　　 Qiangzi stupidly headed towards Baozi, and Baozi was stunned at himself, smiling and cursing: "Stupid" ran back happily.

Qiangzi was so tough that he didn't understand the meaning of Baozi. Suddenly, Brother Qiang had a **** than Tian and shouted, "I've been relying on you for so long. You can at least show you some **** scenes!" Otherwise, it would be bad if you are a pig's feet. I will tell you, if you come to H, I will, I will, I will **** Zhang Xiaohua..."

　　 The last sentence spread thousands of miles, leading to early in the next morning, everyone who knew Qiangzi greeted Qiangzi with questioning "rape Zhang Xiaohua???"

　　 Liu Bang: "Rape Zhang Xiaohua???"

　　 Yingzheng: "Rape Zhang Xiaohua???"

　　 Xiang Yu: "Rape Zhang Xiaohua???"

　　 Jing Ke: "Rape Zhang Xiaohua???"

　　 "Rape Zhang Xiaohua!!! Hey." It seems that only the teacher seems to know!

　　 The first chaos in history, the lazy version. . . (Finish)

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　　 Zhang Xiaohua's comments: speechless.

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