The First Chaos In History

　　 Author: Zhu Chengbi

　　【Zhang Xiaohua Chaos: The Ultimate Chaos】

　　 The last time we took the book, after the March 8th tragedy, Xiaoqiang was so busy as a pawnshop in the bar and school. The group of five and Zhang Xiaohua were all left behind by him. The hostess, Baozi, has become the master of the house. She goes to get off work and cooks right after work every day, but she also arranges them in an orderly manner. Before Xiaohua crossed, she used codewords to soak MM for a living. After being robbed, there is nowhere for the codewords to be coded, so she is stuck in the book. As for making MM, alas! Long sigh, wow! The body is already a daughter, but the heart is still a virgin heart! (Ahem, as the author said unfortunately, it is purely framed) I can't help but hate the person who missed myself for life, no, missed my body, nor is it, cough. . . That Zhu Chengbi from here, what Yin Susu said, the more beautiful the woman, the more poisonous! After the one-year period expires, I am free from this chaotic world, and I am determined to find her unlucky!

　　 I resorted to Master Ah Q’s spiritual victory method as I thought about it, and I didn’t know what torture he thought of, and he was there alone. Jing Ersha held the semiconductor and floated over: "We are going out to eat, are you going?"

　　 "Huh? Where's the steamed stuffed buns?" Well, the so-called mixed eating and waiting for death are in this state.

"My cousin worked overtime today. I won't come back to eat anymore. I burnt it and it tastes bad. Let's go out to eat. I'll treat." Li Shishi grinned and held Zhang Xiaohua's hand. Stay bored at home and watch out for sickness."

　　 This little hand is soft, soft and soft as if it is boneless, Zhang Xiaohua cursed Zhu Chengbi again in her heart, I looked at the beautiful woman, held the beautiful woman, and reacted in her heart, but this body. . .

　　 "Senior Sister, what shall we eat?" Xiao Hua asked as she walked out. "Japanese cuisine, there is a discount before 5 pm. There is a 15% off VIP card for 200 yuan." Li Shishi is almost no different from modern girls.

　　 "Japanese food four (yes) a spoiler (what)?" Winning the fat man reluctantly dropped the game console, "Liu Bang is that melancholy?"

　　 "I just called him, and he said to go directly. Yu brother, you drive down the car."

A group of people were stuffed into that car. Xiang Yu's ignition and gearing, clutching and throttle, a set of actions completed smoothly. Although he is a novice, everyone has no objection to his technique, just a little bit when he is sluggish at the turn. It's a problem under the reminder. When the car drove to the alley, suddenly a white figure was in front of the car as soon as it swayed. Xiang Yu's face was also scared, and he slammed on the brakes. Everyone in the car yelled. Jing Ke was also yelling. His name was "Zhao Bailian". !"

　　It’s not Zhao Bailian. When the car stopped only 0.001 cm away from him, he stuck his face on the front window of the car, still silly. Xiang Yu leaned on the steering wheel and let out a sullen roar. Shishi Li was the first to react, "Everyone is okay, it's really scary!" Fatty Ying beat his waist, (Does he have a waist?) "Hungry mother. What's wrong with Zesi (this is)!"

Jing Ke shook Zhang Xiaohua next to him violently, "Wake up! You wake up!" Master Li opened the door of the co-pilot, ran to the back seat nervously and observed for a long time, "Don't shake her anymore. Shake her to make people feel dizzy. It's okay, there is no injury on the body, it is estimated to be scared, and pinched." He raised his hand and pinched it desperately. . . . . .

"Where am I?" Zhang Xiaohua woke up from the pain, and when she opened her eyes she saw a big white face. It was the culprit Zhao Bailian. He stared at Xiaohua cheerfully, his nose twitching, his shape was not bad. terror. "Fuck you are going to scare people to death!" He slipped out a dirty word. But I felt something soft under my head, "Xiaohua, you are awake." It is Li Shishi! "Ahhhhh, I'm dizzy..." Zhang Xiaohua was not inferior to Xiaoqiang at all without teeth. "Get up, you are all awake, there is a difference between men and women..." Li Shishi said shyly.

　　 was seen through, alas! Just remembering, but, "What? The difference between men and women? Am I a woman!" At this moment, he remembered his daughter.

　　 "What woman, hee hee, Xiaohua, you really can laugh, you learned so poorly from your cousin? I'll be annoyed if I don't get up again." Li Shishi gave him a push, and Zhang Xiaohua sat up. "Am I a man?" Zhang Xiaohua was completely dazed. Fatty Ying laughed and said: "When it's over, then (this) baby crashed into a melon. Feel it for yourself."

Master Li gave him a scream, "Okay, stop making trouble, here, Brother Yu, you can find a place to park at the door." The huge underground parking lot went around three times before finding a parking space behind a pillar and backing up. Yi Ku had been tossing for a long time and didn't stop in. Xiang Yuhan came out, and everyone was silent. They only heard a bang, and the car's **** smashed on the pillar.

　　 Xiang Yu was on fire for a while, so he took out the phone and called Liu Bang, "Where are you? Come on! We can't find a parking space in the parking lot!"

　　 Xiao Hua is still dizzy. When he sees Liu Bang, who is in trouble, rushes to the horse, he rolls his sleeves and pushes his arms. The bun is actually moved and stopped in place. What is the situation! Obviously this is Xiang Yu's job! It's messed up!

　　 "Hey, Brother Liu, you're so amazing!" A black whirlwind girl stood beside Liu Bang, grinning and making a cute post-90s. "Oh..." Xiao Hua felt sick, and Master Li looked at him with concern, "Xiao Hua, are you okay. You have been wrong from the beginning." Xiao Hua stood on the ground and turned around, because he found that what he said was actually happening again. came back!

　　. . . . . .

"Come, come! Eat, everyone! I made some money from stocks, everyone is happy! Point the expensive!" Li Shishi sits boldly at the revolving sushi table, with his legs folded together, faintly visible under the long stockings in the miniskirt. With a delicate whiteness, Zhang Xiaohua was thrilled to see, chewing sushi hand-rolled tempura, but she didn't know the taste. Win the fat man, sullen his head and bitterly, "The four (this is) have a taste of (what)! Japan must (this) country must have four (yes) poor pants to wear!"

　　 Liu Bang and the Black Widow were getting tired of crookedness, and when he heard him say this, they asked, "How do you know people don't have pants?"

"Then there is nothing else you don't know, look." Pointing to the radish, the little fat hand pointed to the wall. It turned out that the wall in the shop was decorated with Ukiyo-e. The picture shows two sumo wrestlers hugging and fighting with ghosts. . . . Small crotch cloth. . .

　　 Zhang Xiaohua's mind suddenly burst, with a small crotch cloth. . . What is Li Shishi wearing. . . I just feel that after recovering the male body inexplicably, watching the beautiful woman's imagination becomes more extraordinary. There was a sudden coldness on the lips, Li Shishi smiled and held a wine glass, and touched Zhang Xiaohua, "Xiaohua... Brother, what are you making?"

　　 Mei smiled while tilting the half-hung high heels, kicking Zhang Xiaohua's leg, blinking her eyes and blinking twice. There are many styles and styles, which is not an exaggeration.

Zhang Xiaohua’s throat and eyes were burning, her temples were violently blue, she jumped, her eyes strenuously moved away from Master Li, and she pretended to look around. Only then did she find that she was no longer in the restaurant, and it was actually a hotel like a fake replacement. !

　　 "Here, what's going on? What about them?"

"They? Hehe, Xiaohua, Xiaohua, you really know how to pretend! Just now you obviously coaxed them away, saying that you have something to tell me, and you brought me here, what the **** is going on." Li Shishi sat on the Simmons bed He held the mattress with his hands, his chest was high, his slender waist was gripped, the silk stockings on his two thighs were half taken off, and the white skin bullied Mei Saixue. This woman, if she wants to release her charm when she wants to release her charm, she can retract and unwind as freely as the little universe of a saint.

　　 "Should I coax them away?" Xiaohua's mind was like a paste. Did I have temporary amnesia? But why did Master Li take off the stockings? What do I want to say when I bring her to the hotel? A series of question marks made his head hurt as much as he thought about it, and he didn't even think about it anymore, and he didn't have the energy to think about it. Master Li took his arms slightly, and hugged him in his arms. His entire face was buried between the two jade fengs. Breathing is also difficult.

　　 "Xiao Hua..." Li Shishi's eyes were blurred, her vermilion lips half open, she bowed on the bed like a little cat, and a few strands of green silk slipped into the valley on her chest, and she saw Zhang Xiaohua just want to help her pull out her hair. "There are beautiful women in the north, and the country and the city..." Li Shishi gently hummed, and the two overlapping legs twisted, as if you were asking you to taste it. Zhang Xiaohua finally rushed up with a howling wolf. UU reading www.uukānshu.com. . "Teacher... My heart, my fairy..."

　　 "Pop!" "Ouch! Why are you hitting me?!"

　　 "Who is your fairy! Zhang Xiaohua! You shameless! Get up!"

　　 "Zhu Chengbi!"

　　 Familiar slap, familiar voice, Zhang Xiaohua wailed, what happened today? Why did she pass through too? Or am I showing off? However, now that I saw her, "Zhu Chengbi! I'm fighting with you!" A lion threw a rabbit and fell from the bed, "Oh my head!"

　　. . . . . .

　　 "I woke up! Xiaohua! Sister Xiaohua!"

　　 "Little Flower! Zhang Xiaohua, can you still recognize me? I am Brother Qiang!"

　　 "Don't be noisy, give her a sigh of relief!"

　　 There was a noise, a smell of alcohol disinfectant, a circle of misty human heads, "I, where am I?"

"Hospital, ah, I just worked one day overtime, and something went wrong, look! Look! Xiaohua, don't worry, it's just a concussion. The doctor has seen it and said that there is nothing serious. I'll be fine when I wake up, thank God !" Baozi MM looked at him happily and said.

　　 "Oh, I blame that Zhao Bailian. I just wandered on the road when I had nothing to do. This time something went wrong. Fortunately, everyone was okay." Li Shishi sighed.

　　 Zhang Xiaohua looked at her, her face flushed for a while, and pale again. It turned out that all this was a big dream. Alas, how lucky is it? Sad? Ha ha! Full of absurd words, a handful of enthusiasm, if you want to know the chaos, please subscribe to support^_^