The First Chaos In History

　　Han Iron (233484209) 13:28:10

　　Summer vacation is approaching. Because I have been unemployed for a long time and I need to make a living, I have the following job: Write summer homework for elementary school students. Bullying other classmates for elementary school students and holding family meetings on behalf of the parents of the students.

Charges:

　　Summer vacation homework: (62 pages 1-3 grades) 32 yuan

　　 (page 62, grades 4-6) 44 yuan

　　 Bullying classmates: (height 1.3m-1.4m) 45 yuan

　　 (height 1.4m－1.6m) 55 yuan

　　(Height 1.6m－1.8m) The price is negotiable

　　 (over 1.8m in height), talk free

　　 Writing a love letter: around 500 words and 40 yuan

　　 500-1000 characters 60 yuan

　　1000-2000 characters 100 yuan

　　 The price of more than 2000 words is negotiable

　　Smashing glass: 10 yuan on the first floor

　　 15 yuan on the second floor

　　 20 yuan on the third floor

　　 The price is negotiable from the fourth floor up, (*There are dogs in the community, or interviews with strong security guards)

　　 Those who spend more than 200 yuan can get a free membership card. Students with a membership card can apply for the following special membership services:

　　 Parents' meeting: RMB 40 within an hour

　　 70 yuan for one to two hours

　　 90 yuan for two to three hours

　　 The price is negotiable for more than three hours

　　 beat teacher: female teacher (75 yuan)

　　 male teacher (100 yuan)

　　 Physical Education Teacher (Price is negotiable

　　 Zhang Xiaohua (83600379) 13:28:30

　　 (sorrowful face expression)

　　Han Iron (233484209) 13:28:55

　　 60-100 thousand words!

　　 Zhang Xiaohua (83600379) 13:30:06

　　 is equivalent to 10,000 subscriptions

　　Han Iron (233484209) 13:31:18

　　 and easy... the plot of each chapter does not need to be coherent, and it can be plagiarized repeatedly

　　 Han Iron (233484209) 13:31:42

　　 If you don’t even bother to copy, you can copy directly

　　 Zhang Xiaohua (83600379) 13:32:00

　　 can write 20,000 per day

　　Han Iron (233484209) 13:32:17

　　 can earn one month of living expenses in one day...

　　 Zhang Xiaohua (83600379) 13:32:13

　　 is 2,000 yuan

　　 Zhang Xiaohua (83600379) 13:32:34

　　 3 months holiday per year

　　180,000

　　 Zhang Xiaohua (83600379) 13:32:46

　　 Other times can be arranged freely

　　Han Iron (233484209) 13:33:11

　　 I have to go squatting in front of the junior high school... look...

　　 Zhang Xiaohua (83600379) 13:33:09

　　Rely, a promising career

　　Han Iron (233484209) 13:33:49

　　 Maybe it was discovered by MM that you wrote it and went with you... Catch a loli

　　 Zhang Xiaohua (83600379) 13:34:10

　　 And this LOLI family is madly rich

　　 Zhang Xiaohua (83600379) 13:34:21

　　 When she grows up, she inherits all the family property

　　 Zhang Xiaohua (83600379) 13:34:29

　　 Both her parents died

　　 Han Iron (233484209) 13:34:38

　　 and his father is worried about marrying his daughter...

　　Han Iron (233484209) 13:34:56

　　 Flower residue, too much... What are you doing so quickly...

　　 Zhang Xiaohua (83600379) 13:34:59

　　 On the day of her wedding, she was also killed

　　Han Iron (233484209) 13:35:22

　　 (sorrowful face expression)

　　 Zhang Xiaohua (83600379) 13:35:31

　　 Then use a shrewd mind to march on that death

　　 Zhang Xiaohua (83600379) 13:35:47

　　 Become the richest man at the age of 32

　　 Zhang Xiaohua (83600379) 13:35:55

　　 gave birth to a daughter

　　Han Iron (233484209) 13:36:04

　　 have a shrewd brain and write a love letter

　　 Zhang Xiaohua (83600379) 13:36:05

　　 She went to school to find someone to do homework

　　 Zhang Xiaohua (83600379) 13:36:11

　　 fell in love with that strange uncle

　　Han Iron (233484209) 13:36:19

　　……

　　 Zhang Xiaohua (83600379) 13:36:20

　　...This story is in the loop

　　Han Iron (233484209) 13:36:24

　　Reincarnation...

　　Han Iron (233484209) 13:36:33

　　 can't finish this

　　 Zhang Xiaohua (83600379) 13:36:57

　　 Tie Tie, let's collaborate on a book

　　 Zhang Xiaohua (83600379) 13:37:01

　　Absolutely red

　　Han Iron (233484209) 13:37:13

　　恩...This story is good

　　Han Iron (233484209) 13:37:23

　　 The protagonist did this...

　　 Zhang Xiaohua (83600379) 13:37:23

　　 When I’m free, I’ll do homework for others and experience life

　　 Zhang Xiaohua (83600379) 13:37:40

　　 We have double income

　　 Zhang Xiaohua (83600379) 13:37:47

　　 Then turn back when you have money

　　 Zhang Xiaohua (83600379) 13:38:07

　　 You look for special forces, I look for alien dragons

　　 Han Iron (233484209) 13:38:19

　　+……

　　 Zhang Xiaohua (83600379) 13:38:20

　　 Cross to the Ming Dynasty war

　　Han Iron (233484209) 13:38:46

　　 I’m looking for aliens, it’s better to find dragons, you can also hang a science fiction

　　 Zhang Xiaohua (83600379) 13:38:47

　　 smile before death

　　Han Iron (233484209) 13:39:03

　　 Science fiction, fantasy, overhead history

　　Han Iron (233484209) 13:39:07

　　 there are cities

　　 Zhang Xiaohua (83600379) 13:39:08

　　 passed on the wealth of the two people to a child

　　 Zhang Xiaohua (83600379) 13:39:21

　　 This kid will help others with homework when he grows up...

　　Han Iron (233484209) 13:39:55

　　 The skill of Huazha is not beyond what I can look up to

　　Han Iron (233484209) 13:40:07

　　 I will wipe the monitor

　　 Zhang Xiaohua (83600379) 13:40:12

　　 Then the little girl he helped is actually his grandmother

　　 is the LOLI at the beginning

　　 Zhang Xiaohua (83600379) 13:40:34

　　 Everything is back to the original track

　　 Zhang Xiaohua (83600379) 13:40:44

horror film

　　 Han Iron (233484209) 13:40:54

　　 ethical deception

　　Han Iron (233484209) 13:41:02

　　 ethics film

　　 Zhang Xiaohua (83600379) 13:41:16

　　 We are so talented

　　Han Iron (233484209) 13:41:34

You are genius…

　　 Zhang Xiaohua (83600379) 13:41:32

　　 People like us are not popular, that is the sadness of Chinese literature!!!!

　　Han Iron (233484209) 13:42:05

　　 It’s the biggest regret in the history of world literature that you don’t get the zha medicine prize

　　 Disordered (931925182) 13:42:17

　　 It’s sad to have Chinese literature like yours

　　 Disordered (931925182) 13:42:29

　　I want to punish you on behalf of the Chinese literary world

　　 Zhang Xiaohua (83600379) 13:42:26

　　 (sorrowful face expression)

　　 Han Iron (233484209) 13:42:46

　　 Three mouths finally can't stand the bird

　　 Disordered (931925182) 13:42:54

　　 forbid you two to make shoes

　　PS: Two books are recommended by the way. Han Tie is the author of "The Knight from the East". UU Reading www.uukanshu.com address: /book/1002651.aspx

　　 Disordered, that is, Fei Sankou, the author of "Crossing Through the Treasure Mirror".

　　 The above content is all taken from real QQ chat records for everyone... to despise.