The First Chaos In History

The teacher took a peek at me, and now she is probably the only one who understands my suffering. I "Call Liu Bang and he will be back within half an hour." I put all the things Xiang Yu bought and told him, "When are you going to leave Brother Yu?"

"Of course, the sooner the better, I think I just walked here just now, and I think it's inappropriate not to say hello to you."

I:"……"

At this time, Master Li's phone got through. I don't know why, she blushed and almost threw the microphone away. She put the microphone on the table, said "Cousin..." and walked away.

I took it in wonder, only to hear Liu Bang say: "...who, who, huh, huh, say...what, huh, huh..."

I was amused: "Bangzi, how about paying public food? Tithe."

Liu Bang was a little embarrassed to hear that it was me, and said, "Huh, huh, help Fengfeng move the box, huh huh..."

I was furious: "Fart, which hand did you use to answer the phone when carrying the box? Are you a stand when your third leg is straight? *** Come back soon!"

The black widow Guo Tianfeng snatched the phone call: "Huh huh...how do you say it, he is ***, huh huh...what am I?"

I said in my heart that of course you were being fucked, and said: "Hey, sister-in-law is also carrying the box?"

When the black widow heard that it was me, she embarrassedly said: "It's a strong son, we'll be finished soon."

"Don't, I will ignore the quality in order to catch up."

Liu Bang shouted from the side: "Xiaoqiang, I will go back in one hour."

Black Widow: "Don't listen to him, I can guarantee him home for at most half an hour."

Liu Bang: "...I*death to you!" The phone went off.

I kicked Xiang Yu's bag under the sofa, stood on tiptoe and patted him on the shoulder and said, "Brother Yu, I will take you to meet someone, and then you want to leave, I won't stop you."

"Who?" Xiang Yu asked.

"I can't tell you yet." Xiang Yu looked at me questioningly and nodded in agreement.

Master Li grabbed the corner of my clothes and whispered, "Are Xiang Liang and Fan Zeng here?"

I whispered: "It's a woman."

"It's Yu..." After only one word, Li Shishi subconsciously covered his mouth tightly, and his beautiful eyes were full of turmoil. I smiled at her. Say to Xiang Yu: "Let's go, you will drive."

Master Li hurriedly said: "I'll go too!"

I said, "What are you going to do. It's not going to see Pan An."

Master Li smiled and said, "It seems that it is easier for girls to approach girls."

As soon as I thought it was right, I immediately said: "Let's go together."

Master Li turned around with his hands behind his back, swaying and said: "No one has asked me, I still won't go."

I was stunned: "You..." I had to smile again and said, "Auntie, grandma, stop making trouble, life is dead."

Xiang Yu said inexplicably: "What are you doing. Where are you going?"

"Stop talking nonsense, get in the car quickly." A person who dared to be as good as Chu Bawang.

Master Li got into the car one step at a time. I was sitting in the co-pilot. Xiang Yu was late, got into the car and hit the handbrake, stepped on the clutch and gear, and asked me, "Where to go?"

"Do you know Daxuelu?"

"Which road is opposite Heping Third Street?"

"……right."

"Got it." 93b303

After the car walked for a while, I looked out the window and said, "Isn't it supposed to go straight to the University Road?"

"I know a small road, not only close, but there is no traffic police."

... The half-paper box Zhonghua really didn't give it away for nothing. It seems that Lao Wang has given him a unique skill. Driving is a matter of knowledge. There are many practical skills that are more important than first-class car skills, including three rounds of cursing in the way and reasonable avoidance of traffic police, etc. You must know that Pharaoh was a big seller before! We should have no doubt that Xiang Yu can drive this car to any corner of the world.

In the car, I called Wang Jing of Faculty of Faculty. They had already arrived at school. I asked her if Zhang Bing would share a dormitory with her. She said that they are not in the same building at all, and Zhang Bing lives in Building 7.

I said, "Xiao Jing. Do me a favor for my brother in a moment. When I arrive, you can call her to come out."

Wang Jing said vigilantly: "What do you want to do?"

I said calmly: "Do you think Brother looks like a bad person?"

"Like, what's the matter?"

"...Do you think Brother is a bad guy?"

"Knowing people, knowing the face and not knowing the heart, what the **** are you doing?"

——Are the girls in the Chinese department so unwelcome?

I said, "I want to introduce her to a boyfriend. You can just tell her to go out. My friend and I will just look at her. It won’t be okay if you don’t bother you? Besides, it’s in your school. Are you afraid of something wrong? ?"

Wang Jing smiled and said, "That might be the case. Art girls have a high rate of sexual killings, especially in schools. Besides, the famous'Zhang Bancheng' will your friends dare to chase after?"

"What's the meaning?"

"The crowd chasing Zhang Bing has gone. There are as many as half a city, so we called her "Zhang Bancheng"." 93b303

"Don't be afraid. My friend's favorite thing to do is to slaughter the city-I said you can't help, as long as you trick her out, you and your friend will be free of drinks in the'Adverse Time' in the future."

"Do you think I look like the kind of person who sells friends and seeks glory? Besides, Uncle Zhu Gui has already given us free of charge."

This fat man! I handed the phone to Master Li and said in a low voice, "Get her done!"

Li Shishi answered the phone. Softly said: "Little sister, you may not understand the situation, but have you ever thought about it? Your long-cherished wish for a thousand years may be fulfilled with a few hands. My brother is a real man. You can see him first..."

I just listened to Wang Jing saying loudly on the phone: “I’m really scared of you guys with my family and friends group when I’m picking up girls. Can’t I help? But I also kindly remind you that the most fanatical and most optimistic one of chasing Zhang Bing right now is Next to us

The basketball center is tall and handsome; one is the chairman of our student union, who is a man, but he spends his time. Neither of them played, except for the all-rounder Huang Yaoshi, I really can't think of what Zhang Bing would like. "

Master Li smiled and said, "What do you like younger sister?"

Wang Jing pondered shyly.

"She likes Li Bai—" I grabbed the phone, and since I have succeeded, what can I say to nothing, I said to Wang Jing, "I will act as soon as I call you."

I hung up the phone and said to Master Li, "How do you know that someone is younger than you, and a little sister is screaming?"

"You don't understand, right? Women only have a good opinion of their own older women."

"Ah? Brother Yu, is that right?"

Xiang Yu glared at me, and then I realized that I had asked the wrong person completely, and then asked Li Shishi: "Why?"

"No matter how strong a woman looks, she must be eager to be pampered in her heart, pampered, and can be coquettish in the arms of others, but once someone coquettishes at you, it means that you are old, call her sister, this It’s a courtesy."

I turned around and said to her: "Cousin is not afraid of old age, and will let you act like a baby in my arms."

Master Li glanced at me and said, "People are talking about women."

Has begun to act like a baby.

Xiang Yu suddenly said: "It's almost here, I said where are you going? The school is not allowed to enter."

"Throw the car here and let's go in."

Xiang Yu was very dissatisfied with my word "throw". He carefully locked the car, and then gently pulled the car door to check it. Then he was relieved-he had to pull the car door hard to easily break the lock.

C University is a provincial first-class comprehensive university. The subject is left to the Normal College and the right is to the Sports College, so this road is called Daxue Road, and the place within this radius is collectively called the University Town, which is a prosperous and energetic place. .

We entered the C campus. Passing by the school monument at the front gate of the school, along the forest road. Along the way, you can see statues of Confucius, Sima Qian, Zu Chongzhi, and Marco Polo standing in the bushes. Marco Polo and Master Li also read the book to know a little bit, and then he was ambiguous from Zhu Xi. People like Kang Youwei, Li Dazhao, Lu Xun, and Zhan Tianyou completely smashed her. Stupefied, every time I passed by a statue, Master Li took the trouble to read the introduction to his life, so we lost a lot of time.

Xiang Yu said boredly with his feet: "Who on earth are you taking me to see? I just remembered that I still lack a tent and have to buy it quickly. Or I can't leave tomorrow." The students who came and went were all looking curiously. Even if he is close to the gym, they rarely see such a fierce person. Xiang Yu is not just a big man. His figure is the so-called tiger back and bee waist. It is conceivable that when he wears a close-fitting armor, he hunts in a big cloak. Crank, our hero is armed with a golden tiger's head spear, and what a prestige standing next to the Uyghur BMW.

We came to the girls’ dormitory. Opposite the building is a small square. I pulled Xiang Yu in an inconspicuous corner, and solemnly stood on tiptoes and put my hands on his shoulders and said, "Brother Yu, you must know the person we are going to meet in a while. , And very familiar, but she may not remember who you are for the time being. In order not to scare her, you have to promise me not to show up today."

Xiang Yu thought for a while and said, "Okay. I promised you."

I was still worried, pressing **** his shoulder with my hand and said, "I want you to swear a poisonous oath."

Xiang Yu said: "If I break my faith, I will never see Yu Ji."

This oath was really poisonous for him, but it won't work today. My eyes rolled and said, "Change another one."

Xiang Yu chuckled and said, "I am under the same roof with Liu Bang, and can't move him, can't you still trust me?"

Xiang Yu, a master who can lift a tripod, generally speaks very well. I don't believe him either. I'm afraid he can't control himself. If he gets crazy, he can clear the school with his bare hands. By then, the number of casualties in the C campus tragedy will be >:| shootings. Seeing Xiang Yu's words firmly, I didn't want that much anymore, so I directly notified Wang Jing to act.

Not long after the phone call, Wang Jing sent a text message: She will come down immediately, and I will see her in the library.

I suddenly became more nervous than Xiang Yu—he was not nervous at all.

Liu Bang said that Zhang Bing is Yuji because the two people look alike, and I think she has a similar temperament. It was just a willingly guessing whether Zhang Bing was Yu Ji or not, the result would come soon!

The three of us sat squeezed on a bench, and Li Shishi and I were rubbing our hands in a hurry. Xiang Yu was just a little curious.

Master Li approached me and asked, "Is she... pretty?" 93b303

"It's okay, in the words of the sister you just recognized, she is not beautiful, but beautiful."

"Hey, you said she dances?"

……93b303

Without a little preparation, Zhang Bing suddenly appeared. She passed in front of us with a book in her hand. I never expected her to come out so fast, nor did I expect her to pass through the farthest unit door. Come out, where we are sitting is not far from her, she can see us as long as she tilts her head.

I instinctively hugged Xiang Yu, but found that he did not move at all, his body did not move, his head did not move, only the eyeball followed Zhang Bing from one side of the eye socket to the other, and his expression did not move. 93b303

Master Li discovered our anomaly, she immediately locked Zhang Bing into the crowd. She pointed at Zhang Bing, turned her face, and nodded before I even asked.

"I go……"

...

People passing by looked at me and Xiang Yu in amazement, and I realized that I was still holding him in a posture. I let go of my hand and patted him tentatively: "Brother Yu?"

Xiang Yu just sat there and didn't speak or move. I was frightened and patted him harder. After a long time, Xiang Yu finally wiped his big hand on his face and said dreamily: "

Why is it so long? "

It took me a long time to figure it out. It turned out that he took all this as a dream. It seems that he has had such dreams countless times before.

I said loudly: "It's not a dream, it's real!"

Xiang Yu put his hands on his ears, looked at me sideways, and said, "Even the voice is so realistic."

I grabbed his neck and twisted his head to the other side, and said loudly, "Look, so many MMs are dreams and spring dreams. Do you know if you feel the **** if they are wet or not?"

Xiang Yu drove me flying and muttered: "Why is Xiaoqiang still such a virtue in his dream?"

I'm crazy, my little strong brother has been treated as a gangster, ruffian, gangster, scammer, profiteer... But it is the first time that I have been treated as a dreamer. I am still a **** dreamer, why didn't he have a stunt? How about the princess who is carrying the aphrodisiac on my bed every night?

Xiang Yu sat there with a melancholy face, and said to himself: "She has lost weight..."

I really couldn't help it. I took the courage and raised a fist the size of a "vinegar bowl" to show King Chu Bawang's face a punch—it hurts, my hand.

Xiang Yu could have avoided it, but because he was "in a dream", he unreasonably let the punch hit hard, and he furiously got furious under the severe pain, stood up and lifted me to the top—I As soon as I turned around, I saw 3 female dormitories, and the two MMs were changing clothes.

"Why are you hitting me?"

"Brother Yu, sober and sober, this is not a dream!"

Xiang Yu was drunk, he put me down abruptly and said: "Punch me again!" 93b30

Two steps after I jumped: "Come on your own. If you are annoyed by you, you will chop me again. It used to be a big character when you lie down, so I won't lose money when you split it into a northern character?"

Xiang Yu opened his mouth without saying anything, and then grinned with pain, but this slap also completely slapped the man alive. He suddenly grabbed a female student and asked, "Where is this?"

"C is big."

Xiang Yu pointed to the dormitory building: "Who are there?"

"This is a female dormitory..." The female student became a little scared, Xiang Yu's eyebrows frowned like "11". His pupils were congested, but his face was full of excitement.

Xiang Yu let go of the female students. Praying in the same place, he wanted to sprint with his feet, but he withdrew violently. He clenched one hand into a fist, beat the palm of the other hand, and walked faster and faster in the circle like a trapped beast. ,finally. He stood dead at one point, pointed his finger in the direction Zhang Bing was leaving, and whispered: "She... Ayu..."

"Are you awake, Brother Yu?"

"She doesn't recognize me anymore..."

"She doesn't know anyone anymore, so Brother Yu, I want to ask you: Is she Yuji?" 93b303

Xiang Yu shouted violently: "Why isn't it my Ayu? From hair, to fingers, to toes, it's my Ayu!"

I dodged the suspicious gazes of the girls in and out in embarrassment, sneered and said, "You look really carefully."

Xiang Yu began to walk around again, muttering: "But why doesn't she know me. Why doesn't she know me, why..."

I said: "It may be that she didn't see you, or because of other reasons, the teacher has already stepped on the plate. When she comes back, we will discuss it carefully. In any case, let the sister-in-law reunite with you."

Seeing Xiang Yu had calmed down a lot, I asked again: "Are you sure she is a sister-in-law?"

"That's right, even the stepping distance is still the same!"

At this time, Li Shishi ran back all the way. Xiang Yu hurriedly stood up, and Li Shishi wiped his sweat and said, "I made a couple of words with her by asking for directions. The art dance class is called Zhang Bing. Is she sister Yu?" I nodded slightly at her, and then said to her. Xiang Yu said: "Brother Yu, let's come to Japan for a long time. My sister-in-law can run here. The monk can't run... Uh, it's not appropriate. Let's go back and discuss the next plan first, shall we?"

Xiang Yu said a little lostly: "Oh...that's fine."

With his character, after seeing Yu Ji, who was thinking about it, he agreed to leave so soon. It was really beyond my expectation. I saw his two hands were shaking all the time. The world is not afraid of the king of Chu. It seems to be-scared!

Yes, it's just fear. What's terrible is more than just separation. Sometimes getting together can make life estranged. What's more, he and Yu Ji have been separated for too long. It is not only a few months or thousands of years, but it also includes life and death.

Xiang Yu had been looking for Yu Ji, but now he found it, but was timid. This is the so-called worry about gains and losses, right?

I didn't dare to let Xiang Yu drive again. He sat next to me, clutching the handrail and was silent.

We went back to the pawnshop~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Liu Bang is back. I went directly to the door to indicate that it was closed today.

I went upstairs and placed a plastic bucket of five-star gin in front of Xiang Yu. He waved his hands vigorously and said: "I can't drink now, I can't drink, I have to think about it."

I dragged out Liu Bang who was texting the black widow in the house, and walked to the room where Qin Shihuang played games and kicked off the power. I went to the living room and saw that the group of five was ready. I asked Xiang Yu, "How are you? Right?" Xiang Yu has calmed down a lot, he nodded.

"Okay!" I slapped the table vigorously, and everyone was shocked. I stepped on the stool and put on the shape of a mountain eagle. I cleared my throat and said:

"Today, Brother Yu found Yu Ji's sister-in-law. Three of you here understand the importance of Yu Ji to Brother Yu. You don't need to know who Yu Ji is, Brother Ying and Kezi, as long as you understand that Brother Yu loves her very much.

"However, the biggest problem now is that sister-in-law Yu Ji no longer knows Brother Yu. She is a dance student in the school, so our first task now is to help Brother Yu and sister-in-law continue their relationship. Let's take care of this here. Call Pao——" I took off my feet and made a concluding statement with my arms akimbo: "From now on, we are going to help Brother Yu Pao Yu Ji!"