The First Chaos In History

Looking at the five-member group, if you want to talk about picking up girls, they seem to be very amateurs. Qin Shihuang has taken the initiative to pursue women. His two loves are mixed in the history of tyranny in his life. They are absolutely not for reference. Should I want to fix one "Zhang Binggong"?

Liu Bang may be better than him. After all, he was born in grassroots, but I can't bear to explore what happened to him, and why I cultivated such a unique aesthetic concept.

Jing Ke is said to be quite ambiguous with Princess Yan Dan. It should be a rumor. There is another possibility that Princess Yan Dan made a beauty plan under the instruction of Prince Dan. The biggest possibility is that the princess actually looks huge and ugly and entangles every day. Stupid, the second stupid couldn't be forced, so he didn't wait for the sword **** Gane, who had already made an appointment to help the fist. He arrived at the edge of Yi Shui, thinking that he was about to get rid of the princess, so he sang excitedly: The strong man is gone. , No more. Er silly saw that I was looking at him with scorching eyes, turned off the semiconductor, and twisted his body uncomfortably.

Xiang Yu, the person involved, was admired by Yu Ji because of his bravery in combat, and he was so-called a heroic beauty. In fact, women have a natural admiration for men who are good at fighting, which is also in line with Darwin's theory of evolution and the principle of mating in nature. Of course, with the impact of the economic boom of reform and opening up, this concept of women has also completely changed. Fortunately, Baozi is a traditional person. I conquered her with bricks. In her heart, she later told me that she felt that there is a man who shoots people at least not too unscrupulously, very simple dialectic, but it is not worth promoting.

Master Li... She was soaked by someone, so you can ignore it!

First of all, I made a simple replay of the incident and told how Liu Bang and I discovered Yu Ji. Then I said to Xiang Yu, "Brother Yu, you have to thank Bangzi for this matter. If it weren’t for him to see his sister-in-law , You don’t want to see her again in your life."

Xiang Yu looked at Liu Bang and said, "After this incident, you and my grievances have been wiped out." Liu Bang hurriedly stood up and grinned and said, "That's very good, very good."

I said, "Let me talk about it. Now Yu Ji’s name is Zhang Bing. For the convenience of us, we will use this name first. In the days to come, everyone must work together and help Brother Yu get things done. Let’s get to know Zhang Bing. The general situation, cousin, if you know a little bit more, let you introduce it." 93b303

"Okay," Li Shishi stood up. She still had a book in her armpit, like an OL in a certain planning department, she said: "Zhang Bing is now a C major third) +: half bright, half sad', usually like reading, the library people treat her very much Cooked."

I hesitated and said: "I add, she... she grew up here..." Then I immediately looked at Xiang Yu, and he didn't respond. He frowned and listened to us carefully.

"Brother Yu, let me ask you a question... If Zhang Bing only remembers that he is Zhang Bing, and there is no memory of Yu Ji, do you still love her?"

Xiang Yu put his chin on his fist and said naturally: "Ayu is Ayu, whether she remembers me or not, I love her the same even if she becomes a cup and a pair of chopsticks."

I tentatively said: "Have you ever thought about it, she grew up eating a hamburger. Maybe she really isn't your Yuji?" If you want to get it, you will have to take a strong medicine, and a vaccination must be given in advance. 93b303

Xiang Yu buried his head and said, "Zhang Bing is Ayu, I know better than anyone."

"Wait for a minute (below)," Qin Shihuang said suddenly: "Ye (then) is the silk (yes) society (said), there is only one Yu Ji, if you touch the oil (not) and run into her. Xiang Yu drives away and looks for it. Not her?"

I rely on, he has understood such a complicated issue.

I cleared my throat and said, "Then take this opportunity to make it clear to everyone today. This is not a fairyland at all. I am a man or a **** just like you. As for the age or something, I won’t be able to tell you clearly in the future. You explain."

Liu Bang looked at the crowd and whispered, "I knew it anyway."

I pointed to Jing Ke's semiconductor and said, "Kezi, throw it away, there is no villain in it."

Jing Ke put the semiconductor in his arms and said: "I will treat it as if it has it."

As long as I don't wake up, the world doesn't exist-foolish realm is really high.

I don't seem to be disappointed when I see them. He should have guessed his situation a long time ago, after all, except for Er Shao, everyone here is definitely a person with enough brains.

I was suddenly moved a little bit-they knew I was an ordinary person, and they were willing to get along with me like a friend, especially Qin Shihuang, who could bear the bun calling him fat.

The scene is a bit awkward, shouldn't I break this layer of window paper?

Qin Shihuang patted Jing Ke on the shoulder and said, "Aren't you hungry?" 93b303

Suddenly Jing Ke put his hand into his pocket, I was shocked and said: "Ke Zi what are you going to do?"

Jing Ke took out 200 money from this pocket and put it on the table, saying: "This is mine..." Then he took out the other side of the pocket and said, "This is yours..."

We didn't know what he was going to do, but we saw Jing Ke fiddle with the 2 money on the table, and finally said: "I should have paid back 4 land. You spent 2 of me."

Qin Shihuang scratched his head embarrassedly: "I've never counted it if I'm hungry."

Jing Ke put one piece of money into his pocket here: "This is mine." Put another piece into the pocket that turned out: "This is yours-you owe me 3 money and haven't paid it back, so I won't kill. you."

Liu Bang sat next to Qin Shihuang, he wanted to say something, and finally he took out ten or so old people's heads from his bag and handed it to Fatty Win, and said, "This is all my money. I will give it to you. There is no need to pay it back." Qin Shihuang smiled: "Thank you." Then put all the money into Jing Ke's pocket: "This is (yes) hungry."

Jing Ke said dissatisfied: "Why don't you pay me back?"

Win the fat man: "Hungry and not silky (yes), you have to kill the hungry if you return your drop of money."

I coughed and said: "Let's still talk about business, cousin, do you have anything else to add?"

Master Li said: "Eldest Brother Xiang leads soldiers throughout his life. He should know the truth of'knowing yourself and the enemy in a hundred battles'. If you want to get a woman's favor, you must first understand her hobbies——" She put the book in her armpit in front of Xiang Yu, "I I found that the book she returned today is this, you can take a look first."

I took a look at the book, the title is: "The Complete Works of Baby Annie".

Xiang Yu picked it up and said doubtfully: "The female nunyubei king (?"

I am Khan, fortunately that the title of the book is from top to bottom, or I don’t know what to read, I took the book away and said, “This is a bit too late to read. Let’s think of another way. ."

Qin Shihuang asked: "Wai (that) women's house is for (where)?"

Liu Bang said excitedly: "Yes, right, right, start with Lao Zhangren, and get twice the result with half the effort. If I didn't please Lao Lu Huan, he wouldn't marry his daughter to me, and I wouldn't be able to raise the mountain."

We looked at Master Li together, and she said awkwardly: "I only talked to her a few words, how can I know how to go in such details?" 93b303

I took a number from my mobile phone and wrote to her: "This is Wang Jing's phone number, that's the little sister you newly recognized. These days, you will harass her whenever you have time. Talk to her about Li Bai first, and then set it up. What she said is really impossible. I let Shi Qian follow Zhang Bing."

Shishi Li took down the phone and said, "There is another useful message. Zhang Bing is now a school-level figure. There are many people chasing her. From the dormitory to the library, 17 people greeted her." The girl is so careful, it seems that not only can't I ignore it, but also has to be promoted and hired. You have to have a girl first. This is also a kind of knowing yourself and your enemy.

I said solemnly, "Well, this is a problem. Zhang Bing has a nickname called'Zhang Bancheng', which means that there are as many people as half a city who chase her." Xiang Yu was furious. 93b303

Jing Ke patted Xiang Yu's hand and said, "I can kill some for you." Xiang Yu gave him a grateful look.

My sweat: "...the people are not afraid of death, so how can they die? Killing is not a way. Those shrimp soldiers and crabs will not be concerned. The most powerful players now are a basketball player and their student union chairman-cousin, the information of these two individuals. Too!"

Master Li quickly wrote it down.

"If necessary, you have to sacrifice Hue to open up a second battlefield, and it would be best to let them jealous for you. Of course, this is based on Brother Yu's bad strategy when he can't resist it." 93b303

Master Li glared at me. I pretended not to see it, and said with my hands behind my back: "A certain historical sage said that picking up a girl is nothing more than five words:'Pan Xian and Deng Xiaolu'. Pan refers to the appearance of Pan An, you brother Yu. In fact, he is still very handsome; Xian means to have leisure time. You have; Deng means to have money, brother, I will save money to support you; it is a bit embarrassing when you are young, Yu brother, you are unparalleled in the world, will you play a clown for women?"

"clown?"

"Uh, it's your puppet who can talk about it. For example, if she wants you to learn how to call a dog, can you learn it?"

Xiang Yu slapped the table and shook the cups and lamps on the table as well as the "Wang Fal from the Nun Yubei". We all thought he would say, "I slapped him with a slap", but Xiang Yu flushed with red, thinking about it for a long time and didn't speak. 93b303

I hurriedly said: "You don't need to answer. In fact, your masculinity is also a kind of charm. I don't think Zhang Bing would like to be a man who barks, or she would have been with the chairman of the student union a long time ago."

Xiang Yu asked, "There is another one. What does'donkey' mean?"

I laughed twice, trying to reveal this article, but when I finished laughing, all the men looked at me eagerly and waited for me to say, I had to laugh again: "All of you here except my cousin. Don’t do it. explained."

Master Li was so embarrassed that she wanted to find a seam to get in. Although she was of a special background, she was from the past and couldn't stand this. She suddenly bit her teeth and said, "Which great sage said this?"

"Uh... Kong..." When I saw her face stern, I knew that she was embraced by Confucius, so I hurriedly changed my words, "Meng...Sun...Oh, what did she say anyway."

She smiled and said: "The mother-in-law said it?" Unexpectedly, she really knew the prince.

I picked up the ashtray and patted it on the table, not only the sound was louder than Xiang Yu's. And there is also a smoke screen effect, I said loudly: "Now that the enemy and our situation are clear, we will enter the strategic deployment stage. Before that, we must first give our operation a code name. I suggest that it be called'Pick-up Girl Operation'. "

Master Li curled her lips: "It's ugly!" She chanted repeatedly after she finished. "It's so ugly!"

Jing Ke: "Beheading!" Qin Shihuang hurriedly waved his hand: "Bao Luanshe (Don't talk nonsense)!" 93b303

"The cousin made us a nice one."

Master Li said: "Anyway, you can't call a girl action. Brother Xiang pursues that lost love. It's called reminiscence of the past."

I said, "Brother Yu, do you want your sister-in-law to remember you?"

Xiang Yu said: "Of course I do."

"Then you can't just remember and make something sweet."

Master Li: "Pass your black hair through my hand?"

"...This is the first style of the eighteen touches, right?"

At this time, the floor rang, and when I heard someone came in, I knew it was a bun, and she had the key.

Sure enough, the steamed bun went upstairs, eating a mung bean popsicle with a plastic bag in her hand, and she glanced at us. While changing shoes, he said, "What are you doing in the house with the door locked in broad daylight?"

We are discussing the code name of this operation very seriously, and no one greeted her when she came back. They all looked at her and said nothing.

Bao Zi kicked a leather shoe on the shoe rack, slid his toe into the slippers, and then took another look at us and found that something was wrong. He said loudly, "Hey, what are you doing?"

As soon as the steamed bun became angry, Qin Shihuang, Jing Ke, and Liu Bang said in unison: "Pick up a girl--"

"Hey?" Baozi hurriedly threw the other shoe directly away, and ran over happily on his slippers: "Who and who?"

"Big guy." I told her.

Baozi spread the plastic bag on the table: "One person takes one, and the rest is put in the refrigerator." She picked up Master Li's notebook, glanced at it and said, "What are you writing about?"

Each of us picked a popsicle and ate it. Liu Bang said, "I also eat mung bean fields." Qin Shihuang took one for Xiang Yu and said, "Give you a drop of cream."

There was a crackling sound of chewing popsicles in the room, and the bun looked around and asked us inexplicably: "What girl do you pick? Do you have a photo?"

I said, "No picture, student of C University

Baozi asked Xiang Yu: "How do you put it on? Is it beautiful?"

I pressed her on the stool and said, "Don't ask, you just need to know that the older one can't live without her. Help out with ideas, and talk less if it's useless."

Except for her, the rest of us ate the popsicles in silence and looked very worried. Knowing that the situation was serious, she moved the bench forward: "That girl

Now, where is home? "

Master Li gave her a make-up lesson: "The junior student~www.wuxiaspot.com~ my home is called Zhang Bing."

"I count it, juniors, that is to say, they are twenty-two or three-year-old, and they should find someone as soon as they graduate. You have a door for the older ones. Do you know what parents do?"

Master Li shook his head: "We are going to investigate."

"Yeah, hurry up. Girls at this age usually pay close attention to the family. As long as the parents agree, they will become more than half of them."

Liu Banglima said: "Look, it's the same as I thought, right?" 93b303

I glared at him vigorously. With the black widow, I was still unwilling to buns. Then I told Li Shishi, "Bring the work of investigating Zhang Bing's background to the forefront." Li Shishiji.

Bun asked Xiang Yu: "How old are you?"

"It's 30, why?"

Bao Zi smacked his mouth and said: "If you say that Ben San's men are reliable, but the girls still in school must still look forward to romantic love. They generally don't like people who are too much older than themselves." I saw Liu Bang get together. Qin Shihuang said to his ear: "When he was 40 years old, he even took a