The Fool of the Gods

Everyone was dumbfounded.

As we all know, there are only wrong names, but no wrong nicknames.

In the [Faith Game], the number of male players who choose to become priests is not large, and the number of male players who choose to follow [Birth] is not large.

When the two rare choices are matched together and matched in front of you, the probability is just like winning the lottery.

The Goddess of Child-Seeking is the nickname given by players to "Children's Priest". The reason for this name is that when the priest of [Birth] blesses or treats his companions, there is often a probability that the companion will be "pregnant".

This side effect from the god [Oracle] does not make people really pregnant, the pregnant organ is not limited to the uterus, and the thing being conceived is not necessarily a serious life form. The realm gates and categories are randomly matched, and the appearance is even more varied.

It is only because the will of [Birth] advocates reproduction, so when using divine power, there may be all kinds of "passive conception" dilemmas that make people laugh and cry.

But don't underestimate this unexpected "conception". For every "new life" conceived in the body of the treated person, the treatment effect will increase by three points.

So the offspring priest is a nurse with a very sufficient amount of treatment.

Song Yawen waved his hands in amazement, shaking his head as fast as a fan.

"Brother, please, don't nurse me. I would rather accept a priest of opposing beliefs than tolerate your breastfeeding my belly!"

It would be better for him to die than to accept the breastfeeding of a male offspring priest.

If he is nursed, how can he go out and meet people?

Should I tell others that I have been pregnant with the "child" of a male teammate?

Ugh——

Nangong was also shocked. As a priest herself, she naturally knew the proportion of "male offspring priests" in the priest group.

This lottery-like probability made her encounter it, and she was a little amused, but more of it was gratitude to Cheng Shi.

She knew that the other party was trying to persuade his teammates to accept her, and she appreciated it very much, but when the beliefs of the other two were unclear, she still did not dare to expose her beliefs.

After all, players of [Sinking] Fate have been criticized a lot.

Even though she and Cheng Shi are not in opposition.

Xia Wan stood aside and saw Nangong's entanglement. It was because of this entanglement that she realized that Nangong was not the mortal enemy of [Birth]. She suddenly felt relieved, but still said coldly:

"I am a Creation Hunter."

Creation Hunter, a hunter who believes in [Birth].

"?"

Another [Birth].

Everyone was surprised that Xia Wan, such a cold person, actually chose to follow [Birth]. Only Song Yawen's face became ugly.

He also saw that Nangong was not the enemy of [Birth]. However, [Life] and [Sinking] Fate each had only three gods, which meant that there was a 50% chance that the other party was his enemy.

Just as he was struggling whether to conceal his belief, Chen Chong on the side waved his hand and interrupted everyone's communication.

"The difference in fate was not caused by us, and we don't need to bear too much pressure. Since the two priests are not in opposition, it's better to be responsible for the treatment work separately."

He pointed to Nangong, and then pointed to himself and Cao Sansui and said:

"Nangong is responsible for me and the mage. As for the believers of [Life], you can handle it yourself."

After saying that, he turned his head and looked at Xia Wan and said:

"Since you are his believer, I think you won't reject Cheng Shi?"

Xia Wan casually glanced at this good-looking son priest, her face unchanged, and nodded slightly.

"..."

Xia Wan's cold face did not show embarrassment, but Cheng Shi's face became very subtle.

There was another more subtle one, Song Yawen.

"I..."

To be honest, Song Yawen wanted to refuse, but he knew what was good for him.

This start had wasted enough time. Since everyone agreed to this arrangement, it would be a bit tactless for him to refuse.

The team cannot have huge differences at the beginning.

If it really doesn't work, try to get hurt as little as possible.

He couldn't accept treatment from a "Guanyin who can give birth to a child"!

Chen Chong took over the leadership of the team effortlessly. Seeing that everyone had no objection, he said to everyone:

"Let's not waste any more time. The trial has a preparation time of half an hour to one hour. We don't know the cause and effect of this war yet, so we won't leave the place of landing rashly. During the preparation time, everyone should try to complete the [Order] as soon as possible and then find a place to defend."

The so-called [Order] is a ceremony for players to pray for blessings from the gods they believe in.

When players choose to believe in a certain god, the god will grant the initial [Faith Talent], and after the players pass the [Talent Trial], they will additionally grant different [Faith Talents]】.

Each player can carry different numbers of talents according to their [Road to Godhood] scores.

These talents will greatly improve the player's combat capabilities, and even build the cornerstone of the player's different professional schools.

Of course, talents are divided into active and passive. If you want to use active talents in the trial, you must first practice the [oracle] of the gods at the beginning of each trial.

For example, the [oracle] of [Birth] is "embrace reproduction and create new life."

In human terms, it means mating.

If you want to become stronger, mate first.

[Birth] is the first god of [Life] destiny. It is both the prelude to life and the origin of all things. He mates yin and yang and advocates reproduction.

So if you want to pray for His blessing, you must first lead by example.

However, since the trial is a random match, everyone is a stranger, and no one will take the initiative to overcome embarrassment and shame to help because "[Birth] believers need to mate."

So this [oracle] is difficult to achieve perfectly.

But humans are creative creatures.

When something cannot be solved by normal methods, they often invent many crooked tricks to save the country in a roundabout way.

For mating, there are many operations that are similar in form but similar in spirit, such as...

Self-abuse.

This great invention has saved countless autistic believers of [Birth], but it has also caused dissatisfaction among some players.

Someone once denounced the player who invented this solution in the faith channel of [Birth], angrily saying that this was blasphemy against God.

But this accusation was refuted by a group of eloquent "cultists" from a very special angle.

They claimed:

When they are practicing the [Edict] of [Birth], as long as they think of [Him] in their minds, then this is not blasphemy, but dedication.

As for what is dedicated...

Ahem, those who understand will understand.

No one can say whether He likes it or not, but the problem is that no one dares to say that He doesn't like it, after all, He advocates reproduction.

But... today's situation is different.

There were two believers of [Birth] at the scene.

One man and one woman.

Everyone knew that there would be no danger in the period before the trial, so everyone dispersed tacitly and began to carry out their own [Decrees].

Only Cheng Shi and Xia Wan were left, standing there, motionless, and no one spoke.

Awkward, the kind of embarrassment that could make your toes cramp.

Although Cheng Shi was smiling, his face was almost stiff.

He never expected that this cold hunter lady was actually a fucking [Birth] believer. If he had known this earlier, he might as well tell his true beliefs.

It was killing him.

Fortunately, Xia Wan didn't feel embarrassed. Her face was as cold as always. Seeing that Cheng Shi didn't move for a long time, she took the lead to ask a question.

But her tone was still cold.

"Together, or separately?"

To be honest, Xia Wan looked good.

The short hair is neat and tidy, the eyebrows are cool and stylish, and most importantly, the long legs...

Tsk.

Since the girl doesn't object, why not...

"Separate, I like men."

Cheng Shi rubbed his hands shyly and said this.

"?"

Xia Wan's cold expression changed for the first time. She looked up and down at Cheng Shi with a suspicious look for a long time, and then said "hmm" strangely and turned away.

Cheng Shi sighed quietly when he saw her leave.

Oh my god, I almost got myself into trouble.

If I really agreed to her, but didn't receive the blessing of [Birth] after [Decree], wouldn't the lie just now be in vain?

Being exposed as a lie is secondary. Pretending to be a believer of [Birth] to complete [Edict]...

Wouldn't that be a scam...

He wiped the sweat from his forehead and sighed. Just as he was about to start his [Edict], he frowned again, turned around, and said to a corner:

"Does it look good?"

"..."

Song Yawen, who was hiding in the dark, didn't expect Cheng Shi to find him. He was like seeing a ghost, shaking his head and backing away:

"Sorry, it's a professional habit. It doesn't look good. No, no, no, I don't look good, but you do. Brother, I like women. Really, we are not suitable. A forced melon is not sweet. I'm leaving first. I haven't finished my [Edict] yet. Goodbye!"

Song Yawen fled away, and Cheng Shi frowned as he looked at the place where he had been hiding before. It was a triangular shadow area formed by the uncollapsed wall foundation.

He walked over thoughtfully, kicked away the rubble under the shadow, and found a newly dead white mouse under the ruins.

"A believer of [Death], interesting."

The episode was not too muchAffecting Cheng Shi, he looked around, confirmed that there was no one around, and slowly opened his right hand.

In the blink of an eye, a six-sided dice suddenly appeared out of thin air on the palm of his right hand.

The dice was pale as bone, but the points were shining like gold.

Cheng Shi's mouth curled up in a playful angle, and he prayed devoutly to the dice:

"Lies like yesterday, sneer today.

Yesterday I deceived the believers of [Birth], so today...

I am a believer of [Birth]."

As soon as the voice fell, an invisible wave of nothingness rippled out from the dice, gradually enveloping Cheng Shi's whole body.

Cheng Shi's eyes flashed, and the light of [Birth] surged in his eyes.

[Decree] ended, and the blessing was completed.

Today, Cheng Shi is a believer of [Birth] and a priest of descendants.

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