The King of Variety Entertainment

In December, the Northeast has been covered with white snow. There are many ice sculptures and snow sculptures on the streets, which look very beautiful under the street lights at night.

In the center of Bingcheng City, the Northeast Folk Art Troupe located in the compound of the Mass Art Museum visited a special guest at this time. After hearing the news, Xiao Dongbei and Jin Dabao rushed over, stretched out their arms after a long distance, and hugged the visitor warmly .

Brother Yang, why are you here?

Jin Dabao laughed out loud. He was a head shorter than Yang An, and when hugging, he was like a bird cuddling, with his chin resting on Yang An's chest.

Yang An hugged Hei Jiaren, stretched out his hand to shake Xiao Dongbei behind him, and said bluntly: I haven't eaten yet, first bring me some authentic Northeast dumplings!

Xiao Dongbei smiled and shouted inside: Damn, go to the old third's next door and bring two catties of dumplings, and bring all the garlic, vinegar and soy sauce!

It was past 7 o'clock at this time, Xiao Dongbei and Jin Dabao were discussing the script of the Liaodong Spring Festival Gala, and stayed here to work overtime in the group art gallery.

Yang An was eating dumplings and watching TV. Blue Ocean Satellite TV's Happy Comedian 2 premiered today. Everyone is in the same industry. Of course, it depends on the performance.

Jin Dabao clicked his tongue: Hey, it's still ancient and modern wine, and the sponsor hasn't changed this year? Has the advertising fee increased?

Yang An smiled: It's an increase of 20 million, we are all friends, I'm sorry to ask for more.

It is true that there is not much to ask for. Of the three major sponsors, one needs an extra 20 million, and the other 30 to 50 million will also increase. Yao Ning is a female killer who made full use of Blue Ocean Satellite TV's channel advantages. 100 million, everyone divided it, and Yang An became a billionaire without knowing it. This kind of long-term business is really comfortable.

Jin Dabao was just envious: Look, Brother Bei, we have worked so hard for a whole year, can we reach a fraction of 20 million?

Xiao Dongbei laughed and said, Two million is still guaranteed! Huh, the host has been replaced by Sha Bei? He's not working at CCTV anymore?

Jin Dabao couldn't believe it either: I thought the rumors were false! Did Sha Bei really leave CCTV and join your company?

Yang An explained: I haven't left my job yet. Sha Bei hosts the comedian. CCTV has agreed to it. CCTV owes me a favor!

Xiao Dongbei and Jin Dabao gave thumbs up one after another: Yes, Brother Yang, even CCTV owes you favors? Niu Ben has grown up!

Sabei was wearing a dress and walking on the crescent stage,

The audience cheered and bowed ninety degrees with a smile.

Welcome to watch, Sha Bei's personal talent show...

This is the stalk used by Yang An in the first season. Sha Bei said this on purpose, not as leftovers, but as a tribute to the classics of the past!

Sure enough, the familiar style came back, and the audience in front of the TV were all relieved. It doesn't matter if Yang An is not the host, as long as Sha Bei can continue to maintain a happy style.

In many people's minds, Sha Bei is the host of CCTV's legal program, a very serious one. Today, it took him 30 seconds to start the show, and he amused the audience, showing his funny side.

Sha Bei thanked everyone for applauding, and asked casually: That female audience, what do you call me?

The female fan was excited: Male god~

Sha Bei laughed loudly: What was the name of the male god last season, hahahaha, he can't come today, it's finally my turn!

A group of female fans screamed: You are more handsome than him!

Sha Bei put away his smile in an instant. He supported his body with his left foot, lifted his right foot, put the cross on the outside of his left foot, and at the same time tilted his body slightly. Smoke index finger on the gun, and the voice was extremely deep: You are so right, I am more attractive than him, please call me Formosa...

This flamboyant action made the audience burst into laughter, even Xiao Dongbei and Jin Dabao couldn't help it.

Yang An bit the dumpling and laughed, I didn't expect that, this is Sha Bei's second personality!

Sha Bei put Poss away, and sighed: From your enthusiastic responses, I can understand your fanatical hearts. To be honest, I will be proud if you keep praising me so much!

The audience at the scene had long gone crazy with joy. This guy completely subverted everyone's impression of him, and he was so funny!

Then the comedians of this season are definitely very interesting!

Sha Bei made jokes for a while, and introduced: Tonight's starting lineup is the most representative comedian and comedy team in China that I can think of. It is the same as the previous season. Twelve weeks of hard creation, seventy-two A brand-new comedy work... The first group to appear next is last season's deserters! This season, they make a comeback, and they are bound to stir up blood and blood here, the sky is falling apart, blood is flowing like rivers, and people are dying, who are they?

The audience roared with laughter and shouted: Lin Yun Society!

Little Northeast asked in surprise, Are you the first one?

Yang An nodded: Yes! The first one in the starting lineup, the performance is not bad, the final ranking is...

Jin Dabao quickly stopped: Don't talk! Let me watch the performance carefully and guess for myself!

The first group of contestants, after the sound of gongs and drums, the red curtain opened, and the three characters of Lin Yunshe, which everyone is most familiar with, appeared, and the audience applauded!

Cao Xiaobao?

The audience was speechless when they saw the handsome Cao Xiaobao and an old-fashioned and unfamiliar partner!

The audience wondered, what about Yang An and Li Yue?

At this time, the TV camera showed the camera in the middle of the stage, on the family seats, Cao Shulin was wearing a suit, sitting there smiling and applauding!

Not only the audience was puzzled, but Qiu Jiuling and others were all dumbfounded: Cao Shulin's son is playing the leading role? Isn't this nonsense?

Apprentice Qiu Jiuling said: Master, you worked so hard last year, and you only got third place. This Cao Xiaobao is not even twenty years old. Can he represent the cross talk of Lin Yun Society? Just kidding!

Really no kidding, Cao Xiaobao said something at the beginning, but when introducing his partner, he deliberately didn't mention the other party's name, which made everyone laugh. This is a classic old joke.

Qiu Jiuling, who has been talking about cross talk for so many years, understood at a glance: Red flowers and green leaves, plus Wu Xuntu! Yang An and Li Yue will definitely come out soon!

But ordinary audiences don't understand these things. Seeing that Cao Xiaobao and this Yan He were very happy talking, continue to listen. When Cao Xiaobao brought the topic to Yang An and Li Yue, the audience burst into laughter.

Cao Xiaobao said: Yang An and Li Yue don't like cross talk at all! What's their background? Li Yue, from a zoo! Yang An, from an animal!

The audience on the TV laughed, and Xiao Dongbei outside the TV also laughed out loud: Looking at the way you gobble it up, you are really an animal!

Cao Xiaobao continued to slander Yang An: Just Yang An, last time he fought with me for Lin Yun's first brother, he was scolded, right? After returning home, he didn't think about making progress, and he didn't practice the basic skills of cross talk. He put on variety shows every day and couldn't enjoy watching the students singing. You insisted on singing on stage, but you were eliminated by Mr. Sha, right? Shame on you!

Standing by the stage, Sha Bei looked stunned, and pointed at himself in embarrassment. He was shot while standing, and it wasn't him who eliminated Yang An!

The audience laughed like crazy, this Cao Xiaobao machine gun fired randomly and injured the innocent Sha Bei.

Cao Xiaobao hated iron but said: I sang four lessons when I took off my shoes, and now Yang An is probably left to sing. Is this a deep love for cross talk?

Yan He said: It's too much, he has already forgotten his original intention!

Cao Xiaobao said indignantly: For his three-day fishing and two-day posting on the net, I would scold him every time I saw him. He still loves cross talk and fights for brother Lin Yun! Why doesn't he make so much money? Me?

Everyone laughed, the relationship is because Yang An didn't give you any money, so you are so angry!

oh!

Amid the applause and cheers of the audience, Yang An and Li Yue came out wearing coats!

The King of Popularity is not a cover. Happy Comedian is Yang An's home game. This time he gave up his role as host and went on stage to compete. No one dares to criticize him anymore. Of course, the audience can unscrupulously support their favorite idol. !

Qiu Jiuling has been silent since he guessed it. At this moment, he sighed: Young people's thinking is so vivid. Wu Xun disciples don't have to be masters training apprentices. Yang An taught me another lesson!

The apprentice knew that Qiu Jiuling was lamenting that he was getting old. In fact, they themselves had thought about revising the old jokes a long time ago. They said Wu Xuntu, how many versions have been revised in the cross talk world. Yang An is definitely not the first, and the apprentice actually disdains it Yes, I think the master deified Yang An!

The audience laughed. Yang An walked around the venue with a sullen face, pointing at the audience and shouting, I don't see who dares to be happy! Listening to these two people talking about cross talk, how dare you be happy?

call~~~

If you don't let me be happy, I still want to be happy!

The audience were all deliberately contradictory, and they all laughed, just watching Yang An and Cao Xiaobao fight each other.

Yang An stood next to Cao Xiaobao and ran against him: Why are you here? This is my stage. I promised the audience last year that I will return this season! Today is my first show, why are you two here? Already? Who arranged for the two of them to be on stage?

The last sentence was a question, and Yang An looked at Sha Bei beside the stage.

Sha Bei spread her hands, said with a puckered mouth, It has nothing to do with me, I'm the host, is it useful for you to yell at me?

Angry, Yang An rolled up his sleeves and walked over: Hey! You stole my position and you still make sarcastic remarks. Do you understand the law?

Hahahaha~~~

Brother Yang, you ask Sha Bei if he understands the law?

And Sha Bei, with that cheap expression on his face, almost won't lose to Yang An!

You two are so funny!

Cao Xiaobao grabbed Yang An, and said: As soon as he announces the scene, he will only let the audience applaud to welcome the next one. Why are you making things difficult for him, can he be promising? Come at me if you have the ability!

Sha Bei's face turned green, it was properly ignored!

Yan He also said: We are also a member of the Lin Yun Society, and what we said worked well, right everyone?

right!

The audience cheered and booed, Yang An and Li Yue had no choice but to come up with bad ideas from the sidelines, trying to find a way to get Cao Xiaobao and Yan He out of the stage.

Then, the two passed on their experience respectively. Yang An taught Cao Xiaobao how to grab funny lines, and Li Yue taught Yan He how to fight for honor.

As expected, Cao Xiaobao and Yan He, who had been taught the Secret Art, had a cross talk again, and a dispute arose when they didn't agree with each other, and they fought directly, and finally separated.

Yang An and Li Yue were extremely proud, and finally got the opportunity to demonstrate it once and tell you what is called cross talk. They stood in the center of the stage and began to perform. (To be continued.)