The King of Variety Entertainment
Chapter 211 Talk about a cross talk, get beaten twice
Yang An smiled all over his face: Everyone, my name is Yang An...
Li Yue raised his voice: My name is Li Yue!
Yang An became unhappy: I won't let you talk, you are flattering, I am funny, I am more famous than you...
Li Yue also started arguing: My name is Li Yue, and I'm flattering you. If I'm not flattering you, why are you kidding? You don't want to do this...
clap clap clap ~
Two hands up!
The fat man Li Yue stood there, his feet motionless, his hands grabbing and pushing, Yang An had nowhere to start, he could only grab the weapon on the table.
Grab the towel and throw!
Grab the fan and throw it!
Grabbing again, but nothing was caught, Li Yue took the opportunity to approach and grabbed Yang An's arm: Get out!
poof~
Yang An was thrown to the ground and rolled twice. Li Yue, who weighed more than 200 kilograms, broke free from the pull of Cao Xiaobao and Yan He, and rushed towards Yang An, punched and kicked, and it took a long time before he was pulled away!
Ha ha ha ha!
The audience and contestants all laughed wildly, and Xiaobei and Jin Dabao laughed so hard that they almost shed tears: You were really beaten by Li Yue? You can't even push him, so you dare to fight him?
On the TV, Yang An screamed on the ground, slapped the stage floor, and cried to the audience: My God... woo woo... Give me a shot... Do you want to bully people like this? ...
Not only did the photographer take a close-up shot of him, but many spectators sitting in the front row gathered around, laughing and holding up their mobile phones to take pictures of Yang An's beating face. This is a precious memory, never seen before!
With a crying voice, Yang An turned over from the stage, and while crying, he staggered to Cao Shulin, knelt beside him and cried, Master, you make the decision for me, master...I let Li Yue beat me up... ...Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...
Sitting next to Cao Shulin were the family members of the actors, they should have a good laugh, but seeing Yang An's pitiful appearance, everyone laughed from ear to ear and staggered from side to side.
under the lens,
Cao Shulin had a serious face, and took out a mobile phone from the inner pocket of his suit. Yang An stopped crying immediately, and changed into a face of a villain who had found a big backer and a ruthless person to support him, pointing at the phone, and rushed to Cao Xiaobao. Yue and the others yelled viciously, I've called someone! My master has called someone to deal with you!
The three of Li Yue on the stage took a step back in fright, their faces full of bewildered expressions, which made the audience burst into laughter.
But Cao Shulin was drawing and drawing on his mobile phone for a long time, but there was no call. Yang An looked at the phone, then at Cao Shulin's face, and said awkwardly, Where are you going to grab the red envelope? You're lucky... Oh my god, It's so embarrassing...
The audience laughed badly, this Yang An, do you want to be so funny?
Are you calling someone to clean it up? Isn't your master your big backer? Cao Shulin won't help you at all!
The master didn't help, so Yang An had no choice but to stand up. He was wearing a coat, and it was difficult to lift his legs. He could only lie on the edge of the stage and roll up, not to mention the funny movements.
The three of Li Yue were very proud and began to provoke: Come here!
Where is your name?
Master won't help you either!
Yang An got angry, pointed at these three people and shouted: I don't believe that no one can cure you, is there anyone backstage?
The BGM of Superstar in Troubled Times sounded again, and the audience burst into laughter. They saw Uncle Hou Jianhou walking out from the backstage.
Seeing this scene, Qiu Jiuling sighed in his heart, Hou Jian, the pillar of the Lin Yun Society, the most famous descendant of the Hou School in the domestic cross talk circle, is a well-known master in the cross talk world!
After Hou Jian came out and said hello to the audience, as an elder and senior, he earnestly advised everyone not to fight among themselves and Lin Yunshe to unite. When asked why they fought, Yang An cried and said: I accidentally said a wrong sentence, He beat me!
Hou Jian was in a dilemma: Li Yue, it's not like this if you make a wrong sentence, right?
Li Yue became angry: What did you ask him to say?
Yang An said: I just said, it's not good to flatter...
Upon hearing this, Hou Jian became furious, turned around, and pushed Yang An down: I'll fuck you!
Hou Jiangang persuaded everyone not to fight, but in a blink of an eye he started to fight himself, not only pushed Yang An down, but also grabbed the towel and threw it at him. Sitting on Yang An's buttocks, he opened his fists left and right, beating Yang An and screaming incessantly.
The audience roared with laughter, and the audience laughed so hard that they couldn't stop, and tears fell down!
Yang An, this unlucky boy, was beaten up again!
It was the rescuers he called, and his own rescuers beat him up. Yang An was so unlucky that he was no one in the cross talk world!
Everyone in the Lin Yun Society pulled Hou Jian up, and Yang An lay on the ground, moved to the edge of the stage bit by bit, pointed in the direction of Sha Bei, and cried, I can't live anymore... woo woo woo... Life can't go on... This cross talk can't be said... woo woo woo... I'd better go back and be the host...
Even Sha Bei himself couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear, and he almost didn't fall off when he sat on the high stool.
Xiaodongbei and Jin Dabao slapped the table with laughter: You said how good you are as a host!
You talk about a cross talk, and you get beaten twice... Oh my god, I laughed so hard...
Yang An was also smiling. This segment was the hottest and funniest segment in the audience. His performance was not bad, and everyone's performances were very good, especially Hou Jian. The calm demeanor of the senior collapsed in an instant with the action of beating someone. This change of the front and the back instantly produced a great dramatic conflict effect. This is the laughing point in the comedy!
As we all know, Hou Jian is a flatterer, so of course he can't listen to other people's bad words about flattery: What's wrong with the flatterer? Ah? Tell me, what's the matter with the flatterer?
Okay! Good joke!
Yang An raised his thumbs up with both hands, he was so cowardly that he didn't know what was going on, so he immediately flattered him!
Hou Jian rolled his sleeves: I don't like to hear people say that this is the one that is flattering, that one that is flattering!
Yang An continued to beg for mercy: You are invincible!
It's so good...it's invincible...
The audience burst into laughter, Brother Yang, you have added new content to your emoticon pack! They're all so cowardly! Not surprisingly, there will definitely be dozens more jokes in the group chat tomorrow, and all professions will learn from Yang An and praise and admit counsel!
Hou Jian finally returned to normal, pointing at a group of juniors and scolding: What are you arguing about, brother Lin Yun? Was it useful to fight last time? Doesn't your master sit down? He didn't go...to the top...
The words were cryptic, seeing Hou Jian pointing to the sky, and looking up at the sky to signal, many people immediately understood, Brother Yang, your master is not dead yet, how did you fight to be ahead?
But the young man was always passionate, and after he didn't say a few words, everyone started working again, making a lot of noise, insisting on finding a place outside, and just fucking start doing it!
Waiting for the audience to applaud and send off, only Hou Jian was left on the stage. At a turning point, Hou Jian called his son: Those brothers and uncles of yours, and the hottest Yang An, are those who died and fled. , from now on, you are already Lin Yun's first brother! After we go back, we will celebrate our achievements, and Lin Yun Club will be ours in the future!
The audience roared with laughter, Brother Lin Yun 2 got off to a good start in the second season of Happy Comedian and won a lot of applause!
When the actors came out of the backstage, Sha Bei interviewed: Yang An, did they really beat you up just now or fake it?
Yang An joked: Of course it's a real beating. There are a lot of people in Lin Yun Club who want to beat me up!
That's of course, the five shifts have slapped people over and over again, making a lot of money and not giving Lin Yunshe any money, of course they will be beaten, but the action is real, but it's fake when it falls on the meat. Everyone has rehearsed many times , the intensity has already been controlled.
Sha Bei interviewed several other people, and finally asked Yang An jokingly: You fight for the first brother Lin Yun every year and fail every year. Will you come next year?
Yang An laughed loudly: It's possible to come back next year! However, I think it's easier to sit in the host position!
The opening cross talk got off to a good start, Xiaodongbei and the others kept applauding, and Yang An just finished eating the dumplings, wiped his mouth and cleaned up the dishes.
Jin Dabao asked with a smile: Brother Yang, are you showing off on purpose? Judging by your performance, are you number one in this match?
Yang An nodded: The audience praised them and gave them the first place in this game. However, I won't participate in the future games of Lin Yun Club, so I will be in the first game. And I really didn't come here to show off. It's a matter of discussion. I have a new program, which will be produced during the Spring Festival, which one of you is interested?
Xiao Dongbei asked: To be more specific, what program? Can't we both be on it at the same time?
Yang An said: No, I have already found four people, Sha Bei, me, Li Jingtian, Zhou Jinci, if I add one of you, I am still short of the last one to form a team.
Xiao Dongbei was really interested: Six men? And Sha Bei and you?
Yang An gave a brief introduction to The Great Challenge and said, In short, before the Chinese New Year, I will concentrate on building a team. It won't take up too much of your time, and the recording will be finished in a month at most. Can you two discuss it?
Xiaobei and Jin Dabao really wanted to discuss it. They used the excuse of going back to check the schedule, but in fact they hid in a place where no one was around and chatted privately. Everyone knew that Yang An's program was synonymous with high ratings. ?
Yang An is not in a hurry, he lacks a unlucky guy role, it is better to do a comedy, if Xiaobei and Jin Dabao don't have time, he can even go back and find the Laughter Brothers, but Xiaobei and Jin Dabao are famous bigger, so prefer them only.
Soon, when the two came back, Xiaobei smiled and said, Dabao's hometown is going to build a house after the Spring Festival, so I have to go.
Jin Dabao was still a little reconciled: Well, it's settled, if there is a chance in the future, leave a place for me, brother!
Yang An laughed and shook hands with the two of them: Welcome to The Great Challenge, a friendly reminder, almost all the male guests on my show ended badly, Xiao Dongbei, you just wait to be beaten to death by me, haha...
Xiao Dongbei and Jin Dabao looked at each other, dumbfounded! (To be continued.)
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