The King of Variety Entertainment

Chapter 215 Yes-or-No? Theater of life!

On the sixth day of the first lunar month, when the artists were arranged, Duan Haishan and Sun Dapao came to look for Yang An. Le \u003cWen novel www.lw

The good news is that everything is ready. There is no problem with shooting tomorrow. The hotels, restaurants, and vehicles contacted are all in place. The railway and airport are also ready with the help of the CCTV liaison team. They are very cooperative. The bad news is...

Sun Dapao stopped suddenly, very embarrassed.

Yang An asked, What's wrong?

Sun Dapao looked at Duan Haishan, sighed and said, There are two directors who have not come to work and are in a state of being out of contact.

Duan Haishan added: One is the grassroots director, and the other is the core director.

Yang An is most afraid of these things: How much do they know?

Sun Dapao was so embarrassed that he didn't know what to say: They have seen most of the first version of the script, and they are very familiar with the whole framework of our show.

Yang An asked a few more core details, and after thinking for a while, he breathed a sigh of relief: It's okay, just leave, we will do what we do, and if we see which TV station follows the trend the fastest, we will know who is poaching. Who is it? Don’t worry, the essence is in our own hands, if they only imitate the appearance, it’s just imitating others and making people laugh!”

After comforting the two of them, Yang An was full of fighting spirit in his heart.

Did you dig me? Do you really think we have no means of keeping secrets? Why can't Singing China be able to control the audience's leaks, and it is almost impossible for my program to have leaks?

Yang An asked Song Xiaomei to go down and let the technical department collect the whereabouts of the two lost contact directors. Every employee who joined Anran Company, as well as those viewers who participated in the recording of the program, had to fill in a piece of information, commonly used ID and major accounts. , will be recorded on the record, the company will not take the initiative to touch these things, but once it involves leaking secrets, Enron's technical department will take action.

If you want people to not know, unless you do nothing, in the information age, it is completely impossible to wash away everything in the past and start anew!

On the seventh day of the first lunar month, a normal working day, the filming of The Great Challenge officially started, but it was raining, and it was raining outside just after dawn.

For the first location shoot, the entire team dispatched more than 40 people outside, Duan Haishan was at the helm, Sun Dapao was in charge, and everyone was in a hurry.

The production team rented an open-top sightseeing bus from the bus company, with huge advertisements on both sides, and a semi-open canopy in the front camera area on the second floor.

The cameraman and director hid below, four accompanying cars escorted the front and back, and two police motorcycles opened the way. The Hongfeng City Government gave considerable convenience and help, which is worthy of praise.

In order not to affect the commuting of citizens, the production team found routes in open places such as scenic spots, development zones, and stadiums.

The first one to pick up was Yang An!

Yang An was drowned. He had already prepared in his heart. If he couldn't endure hardships, others would not talk about it. He must be the unlucky guy at the beginning!

This is the entrance to the main road of the Science and Technology Park. There are no shelters in the front, back, left, and right, only landscape trees with insufficient branches and leaves.

Yang An was wearing a waterproof down jacket and a hat. The rain dripped from the brim of the hat. His face was black and blue, and he pointed to the front and said, Deduct wages, you guys will all deduct wages when you go back... It's too bullying... Let me wait here before dawn...

There was a mobile photographer standing by Yang An's side, shooting at the group of photographers. Sure enough, all the photographers were wearing raincoats and holding umbrellas for the cameras. Only Yang An didn't have any rain gear, and his breath was full of white mist!

The boss pointed and scolded, but the production team was unmoved.

Sun Dapao even held an umbrella, stood there smiling and not talking, and entered the program recording stage, he was the biggest, even Yang An had to obey orders!

Finally the bus arrived, and Yang An got on the bus tremblingly. The first thing he did was to open the suitcase, wipe his face with a dry towel, take off his wet down jacket, and prepare to change into dry clothes.

Yes-Or-No?

Holding a notebook, Sun Dapao stood beside the driver and asked Yang An.

Yang An was taken aback, and stood up straight. There was a heater in the car, which relieved his coldness.

This is the character judgment at the beginning. Yang An said in advance that Sun Dapao was catching up on this during the Spring Festival.

It must not be guessing the double-color ball, what could it be?

Yang An hung the flowered towel with SpongeBob SquarePants around his neck, wiped his face, and asked, Let me answer the question? What do you want to ask?

No one answered, Dapao Sun continued to ask, Yes-Or-No?

Yang An scratched his hair: I have to answer the question before you tell me what the question is, right? This is a multiple-choice question for me!

That's right, Sun Dapao nodded and raised the question board in his hand, but he didn't turn it over for him to see.

Yang An's positioning in the show is the evil and intelligent type, so he has to act out that he guessed the intention of the show crew. Of course, this thinking process can be formed in the post-production by supplementary recording of the voice-over. He must delay a little time for thinking at this moment , So I touched my chin and thought for a while: YES!

Sun Dapao turned over the question board: Do you want to be beaten awake?

Yang An was dumbfounded!

Boom!

Holding a huge air cushion hammer, a masked man jumped out from the second floor and attacked Yang An on the back of the head, staggering him, screaming, What the hell! Who is sneaking up on me?

The shooting crew all laughed, Sun Dapao didn't wait for Yang An's response, and asked the second question: Yes-Or-No?

Yang An didn't know whether to laugh or cry: Did I guess wrong just now? Yes means you will be beaten, and NO means you will not be beaten, right? Then I will choose...No for the second time!

Sun Dapao turned a page and revealed the second question: Do you want to stop being beaten?

Oh My God……

Boom!

Before Yang An could yell out, the air hammer hit again. He couldn't dodge in time, and said angrily, Is there a mistake! No, you can show me the first question, I think you are playing tricks!

Sun Dapao turned back to the original page, and sure enough, Yang An was willing to admit defeat, pointing at Sun Dapao: Okay, you have figured me out, right? Playing tricks on me, right?

Dapao Sun suppressed his laughter, the third question: Yes-Or-No?

Yang An suddenly hesitated, his eyes kept scanning the faces of the production team, but everyone was laughing, without any clues, so he had to analyze by himself, if he answered YES to the second question, it meant that the hammer punishment was over, and the third This question must be completely new and has nothing to do with being hit by an air hammer, so the result of choosing NO may be better, and the reason can refer to the first question.

No!

Yang An was sure, and then warned: Tack me again, and all the bonuses will be deducted when I go back!

Sun Dapao turned around the question board: Do you want to stay on the first floor?

Seeing Yang An Shihua's expression, the audience burst into laughter, and the driver saw it through the rearview mirror, and laughed too.

Yang An swallowed: I don't stay on the first floor, should I go to the second floor?

Sun Dapao nodded, and Yang An had no choice but to close the suitcase and walk up to the second floor. Halfway there, he found something was wrong. This is an open-top double-decker sightseeing bus without a roof!

There were five members of the photography team above, all hiding under the windshield, and Sun Dapao reminded from behind: Brother Yang, let's go, your position is in the middle and rear!

Willing to gamble and admit defeat, to play games is to be able to afford it!

Fortunately, the rain was a little lighter. Yang An gritted his teeth, walked into the wind and rain, wiped the rainwater off his face, held the SpongeBob SquarePants towel to blow his nose, and sneezed back to Ah Qiu: Where did the 1 million yuan I allocated to you go? You can’t even rent a bus with a shed?”

This is the end of Yang An's role. After more than ten minutes of filming, his image is deeply rooted in people's hearts, that is, cleverness is misunderstood by cleverness. He is wise, but he is too unlucky.

Who is the second person? The second group of photography locations is shooting at the Crown Hotel in the development zone. A middle-aged man wearing a windbreaker and sunglasses and pushing a golden suitcase walks out of the elevator. Put off your sunglasses and smile at the camera, Little Northeast!

Xiao Dongbei is a pure man, but his most classic image is a girl. As the pinnacle of the domestic comedy industry, the champion of the first season of Happy Comedian, and a regular guest of the Spring Festival Gala, his appearance can add quite a lot of jokes to the show .

Xiao Dongbei got on the car at the entrance of the hotel, without any rain, but he received the same treatment as soon as he got on the car.

Dapao Sun asked, Yes-Or-No?

Xiao Dongbei was a little confused: Sorry, I-don't-understand!

A whole car of people laughed, you don’t understand English, but what you say is quite sloppy, but English is mixed with a strong Northeast flavor.

Seeing the question board with his name written on it, Xiao Dongbei finally understood it. He thought for a while: Yes, wait a minute, or No. Wait, what did the others choose?

Yang An poked his head out from above: I chose YES!

Xiao Dongbei said pleasantly: Are you already here? Okay, I will choose YES too!

The question board was turned over, and the air-cushion hammer greeted him. Xiao Dongbei screamed from the beating, and shrank his body into the seat next to him: What's going on? What happened?

Yang An laughed so hard that he leaned on the railing and panted. Xiao Dongbei looked at the question board carefully, and then realized: Brother Yang, you were beaten too? You are very mean-spirited, let me follow YES!

Hahaha! Yang An laughed and said, Your life should be decided by you. I only said that I chose YES, and I didn't let you follow suit!

Xiao Dongbei stood up and finally understood the rules of the game. For the second question, he asked, What did you choose?

Yang An was about to say NO, but hesitated for a moment, and lied to him, I will continue to choose YES!

Xiaobei didn't hesitate: Then I will choose YES too!

Ha ha ha ha!

Everyone laughed, Yang An was dumbfounded: Shouldn't you be the opposite of me and choose NO?

Xiao Dongbei was very proud: Because you hesitated for a second and swallowed the first answer back, so I bet your real answer must be NO, I decided not to listen to you, I choose YES!

Yang An was so depressed, he couldn't be fooled, and Xiao Dongbei knew that he had made the right bet, so he was very proud, and yelled at Sun PD to turn over the question board.

Sun Dapao turned over, question 2: Continue? (To be continued.)

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