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Cleverness is mistaken by cleverness!

Tell you kid to guess my intention!

Yang An sat on the stairs laughing and fell over. The stunned, depressed, and crazy expression on Xiao Dongbei's face made everyone laugh like crazy. The masked man grabbed the air cushion hammer and pointed him at him. The little Northeast had nowhere to hide, so he curled up and hid in the innermost seat!

Sun Dapao refused to let it go, and asked the third question: yes-or-no?

Little Northeast is so entangled!

Production team Sun PD was unpredictable, Yang An and Xiao Dongbei were completely uncertain about the routine, Yang An said honestly: My third question is whether I want to stay on the first floor or not. I chose no, just for reference.

Little Northeast went crazy, and began to please Sun Dapao, the camera crew, and even the driver: Master, did you look back and see what the problem was? You didn't see the rearview mirror? Tell me, okay? I'll treat you to breakfast. If you go to the Northeast to play, I will be responsible for the whole process, and I will treat you to eat Scottish braised noodles.

No one helped him, the production team was all in collusion, and Xiao Dongbei had no choice but to say, My God, the top is open! You asked me to go up? My new windbreaker, Ah Nima's windbreaker!

Ah Ni Ma's stalk, only they participated in the first season of comedians to know, Yang An laughed, and thought that it was a good decision to let Xiao Dongbei join, Xiao Dongbei was full of joy, every gesture was a joke, this It is an excellent weapon to steal the spotlight, and has a very good sense of artistry!

Choose yes!

Xiao Dongbei chose, Sun Dapao slowly turned over the question board, Xiao Dongbei looked at it with wide eyes, looked up to the sky and sighed, and spurted out a mouthful of blood.

The question is: Do you want to go to the second floor?

It was exactly the opposite of Yang An's question!

These two unlucky people, brothers and sisters, went up to the second floor together. They stood side by side in the wind, one with a SpongeBob towel around his neck, and the other dressed in a windbreaker and sunglasses pretending to be a man in black, and shouted to the camera on the second floor: Let the storm come stronger~~

The open-top bus went all the way. The third place was Li Jingtian, an idol artist in Taiwan. He is good-looking, a little fresh meat, and has a good personality. Although he was beaten, he always smiled. At most, he was protecting his face and smiling Although there are not many, it is impressive because he is the first artist who stays on the first floor without going up.

The fourth person was Ning Hao, who was lucky enough to be beaten and stayed on the first floor.

fifth person,

Sabey finally appeared.

Like a husky having fun, Sha Bei started teasing as soon as he got in the car: Master, I know you, you were the one who picked me up from the airport yesterday, right? Master, you see that we are so destined, I trust you the most, tell me Me, what did those people choose just now? What happened in the end?

Upstairs, Yang An and Xiao Dongbei took the opportunity to rush down to shelter from the rain, holding Sha Bei on one side and the other on the right, not allowing him to distinguish, forcing him to answer.

Sha Bei is also a person with a high IQ. He followed the brain-burning and funny style, quickly analyzed the situation of the four people in front of him, guessed the truth at once, and gave his own answer: I choose yes!

Question 1: Do you want to be beaten?

bang bang bang...

Sha Bei was stunned, and everyone laughed wildly, forcing him to choose the second question. He was not allowed to think, so he hurriedly chose no and shouted: I don't believe my question is the same as Yang An!

bang bang bang!

When he was beaten in the second round, Sha Bei looked up and saw the question board. The question was Do you still want to be beaten? He became angry and protested loudly: I chose no! I chose no! No means I I don't want to be beaten! Why do you still beat me?

Sorry!

Sun Dapao spread his hands, the masked man who hit the wrong person hurried back to the second floor, and the four people in the car laughed like crazy.

Yang An laughed and said, That's how the production team is. They didn't discuss it with you! Answer the third question quickly!

Even the production team didn't follow the rules. At this time, Xiaodongbei finally knew how to play the reality show. He turned around and snatched the hammer from the masked man, and took the initiative to hit Sha Bei: Quickly answer!

In the commotion, Sha Bei finally made another wrong judgment, was forced to go up to the second floor, knelt down, and sighed.

The three hard-working people were rushed to the second floor of the bus in the wind and rain, and the last one left, Zhou Jinci, was waiting at the gate of Hongfeng Opera Academy.

The Great Challenge bus drove to the entrance of the Academy of Chinese Opera, and it also aroused cheers and crowds from the students. The three funny people on it shouted loudly: Hi~~~

Yang An was wearing a SpongeBob SquarePants towel, Xiaobei was wearing a Nima windbreaker, and Sha Bei was waving a pink air cushion hammer, cheering and responding to the students outside the car.

Zhou Jinci was also the type to go with the flow, and he was so lucky that he didn't get a hammer, and he was chosen to stay on the first floor.

The first session ended successfully, and the burden of jokes is enough. The three self-proclaimed smart people all stood on the second floor in the rain because of their cleverness, while the three normal-hearted, steady, and honest people all stayed on the first floor to blow the heat. , at ease.

The bus continued on and came to a public parking lot next to Hongfeng Opera Academy.

When the rain stopped for a while, six people came out and stood in a row in front of the bus. On the opposite side, more than 20 people were carrying long guns and short cannons, and holding up long pole radio microphones. These were two distinct camps.

It's an enemy!

Sun PD introduced: Today's theme is the choice of life. Each of you will face many choices every day, and your choices will determine your destiny. For example, just now, some of you are on the top and some are on the bottom, just because the answers are different. .”

Shakespeare once said that life is c between b and d, b is birth, d is death, and c is choice. Today's life theme is all multiple choice questions. Every choice of the guests determines their How different their fates are.

Six people protested and each expressed their opinions. The most active one was definitely Sha Bei, who was a first-class master of stealing the spotlight, followed by Xiao Dongbei. Among the other three, Ning Hao didn't talk much because his personality was too stable, and Li Jingtian was from Treasure Island. People, I feel that I can't fit into this circle, and Zhou Jinci is even more bored, he only knows how to laugh, and many times the camera is given to him, but he doesn't express.

Because Yang An is the main MC, his task is not to steal the spotlight, but to control the rhythm. He doesn't need to be as funny as Sha Bei, so he has been observing.

Recording the first episode today, many things can be seen, whether the shooting effect is good, which step has a problem, who has a problem, everyone is trying to figure it out, Sun Dapao and Yang An looked at each other, did not interrupt, but Keep shooting.

Director, I'm so hungry and cold, I've been blowing air on it for a quarter of an hour... Sha Bei complained, Can you give me something to eat?

Xiao Dongbei smiled and said, Brother Yang has been in the rain since 6:00 a.m. and has been in the rain until now. He hasn't called out. What are you calling for?

Yang An supported his forehead and sniffed: Is there any medicine? Give me two!

Sha Bei and Xiao Dongbei also wanted it, and Sun Dapao brought a medicine bottle from the logistics side, and each poured two pills.

Sha Bei was about to beg for a sip of water, Yang An pressed down his arm, and pulled Xiao Dongbei over with the other hand, the three of them stood together facing the camera, Yang An reminded in a low voice: Let's eat together...

Sha Bei reacted instantly, stood in front of Yang An to steal the spotlight, raised one hand, and made a V shape, which also means 2: After taking the medicine, I feel cute~

Then the three of them put the cold medicine into their mouths together, rolled their eyes, and swallowed it dryly. The production team didn't even provide a sip of water.

The audience roared with laughter, and those in the director team who did not resist the machine all covered their mouths with a smile.

Sun Dapao said: I'll give you a chance to drink hot coffee, but you have to choose, a-or-b?

Yang An himself didn't understand what kind of move it was. Even if he guessed it, he didn't know what a and b represented. The production team's answer was also blind to him.

Everyone looked at him, Yang An said vigilantly: What are you looking at me for? To be honest, I don't know what the answer is, pd is out of my control!

Shabei asked, Then what do you choose?

Yang An thought for a while: Choose a, the one who wants to come can't hide.

Sha Bei stuffed the sign a into Yang An's hand, took the sign b and took three steps sideways, and all five of them stood by Sha Bei's side.

Is there any mistake! You don't believe me so much? Yang An fainted: No one wants to be with me, right? You guys without loyalty!

Sha Bei and others laughed loudly: You are out of luck today, who told you not to call Chen Luoqi over?

Yang An threw the sign a at him: Chen Luoqi's name is rocky, not lucky! You are still bullying at Peking University! Even if lucky (lucky) is not on my side, I can turn the tide against the sky. Believe it or not? Who wants to talk to me? Walk?

Zhou Jinci was the first to stand up, of course he was willing to go through fire and water with Yang An.

Ning Hao also smiled and said, You are quite lonely by yourself, let me accompany you!

Li Jingtian was only familiar with Yang An, he picked up the sign a and said, I'm coming too.

There are four people on side a, and there are only Sha Bei and Xiao Dongbei on side b. Yang An sighed: It was just the three of us standing on the second floor that were exposed to the wind and rain. I don't believe I'm really out of luck today.

With a whoosh, Yang An ran to position B, startling the three members of Team A so that they couldn't react.

Sha Bei still wanted to switch sides, but Xiao Dongbei held him back and persuaded him, Senior Brother Sha, Feng Shui turns around, and the emperor came to my house. It's time for the three of us to change our luck, so let's do it!

The two sides selected 33 and announced the answer.

Sun Dapao gave the order, and the bus behind the six people suddenly drove away, revealing two covered cars, the one on the left had a sign in front of it, it was at least ten meters long, and the one on the right was written b , Judging by the size, it is a miniature car.

Sun Dapao said: If you choose a, you will take a luxurious and extended Hummer; if you choose b, you will take an Alto!

Ning Hao, Zhou Jinci, and Li Jingtian laughed loudly, clapped each other's hands, and then tore off the jacket of the extended Hummer, cheered and shouted yeah!

Li Jingtian deliberately ran to b, grabbed the car jacket, and tore it off with a swipe. It was Alto without a windshield!

Yang An is about to kneel...

Xiao Dongbei was dumbfounded...

Sha Bei stood there without saying anything...

The rain dripped from the three people's hair, and each of them had a camera to shoot at close range. During the post-production, the slow motion of the three people's depression, disappointment and sadness will be presented to the audience one by one, together with the sad bgm, They are tragedies in the theater of life! (To be continued.)