The King of Variety Entertainment

Ning Hao supported the hood of the extended Hummer, pointed at Otto and bent over with a smile.

Zhou Jinci walked up to Yang An and the three of them, and patted them on the shoulder one by one: My condolences... Lucky is really not by your side, you will recognize it today...

Zhou Jinci laughed and opened the door of the Hummer: Wow! Wow~~Wow~~Wow~~

Ning Hao and Li Jingtian got into the car, and the camera also walked in. The luxurious interior, the bar counter, various fresh fruits, various wine bottles, a luxurious large TV, and a comfortable leather sofa. The three of them were very satisfied. I just threw myself on the sofa, shouting loudly.

The three people outside were speechless. The three walked to Ao Tuo's side, you look at me, I look at you.

Brother Yang, what b do you choose? Sha Bei was still complaining.

Yang An was surprised: It's none of your business what I choose, right? Anyway, you chose b from the beginning, you are destined to take this car!

Sha Bei was about to cry: Obviously you brought the bad luck...

Xiao Dongbei said to Sun PD: Can I add another piece of clothing? It seems that two medicines are not enough, take a bottle!

The three finally wrapped themselves in the thickest clothes and sat in the Alto without a windshield, while the other three took pleasure in their misfortune, opened the windows and waved to them, and the two cars drove away from the parking lot one after the other.

Ah! It's so cold!

I'm going to freeze~~~

Brother Yang, I hate you! Sure enough, participating in your show will not be a good thing!

Don't yell, Xiaobei! I'm the worst. I've been unlucky since I woke up at 6 o'clock. None of these questions were answered correctly!

It was Sha Bei who was driving, he was really worried about Yang An driving, Xiao Dongbei and Yang An sat in the back row, the three of them huddled together in the cold, the cold wind and rain blowing into Alto who had no windshield, that feeling was really...

A cool winter!

Calling misery is not the essence of a variety show. Yang An confessed in the middle of the show: It's fine to call it miserable. The three of us have to have fun while telling jokes, singing, and peeing. You can steal the spotlight! Let me tell you, although the three of them are very It’s comfortable, but if they sleep, eat, or listen to music in it, there’s absolutely no chance of being photographed!”

Xiaobei sniffled: How about I sing Errenzhuan with you?

Yang An shook his head: I don't know... Sha Bei,

Or if you recall the love between you and Zi Yi at this time, you can make up a story, saying that the two of you are driving a convertible outside in the rain...

Sha Bei said angrily: Who still opens the convertible on a rainy day?

After saying this, not even a minute later, a BMW Z4 overtook another car from the left. It was in an open top state. A young couple wearing baseball caps almost froze into idiots!

Obviously, the camera convoy attracted the attention of other vehicles. When this Z4 passed Alto, it turned back frequently and slowed down: You guys are miserable too! Are you recording a program?

Xiao Dongbei was wrapped in a coat, rolled down the car window, and stretched out his head: Brother! Are you going for a ride? We are both fallen people in the world, step aside and chat?

Everyone slowed down, BMW switched to the innermost lane, and the two cars maintained a speed of about 15 yards. The camera car pressed the speed and shot in front of the BMW.

The woman in the co-pilot shouted, Is that you, Xiaodongbei?

Xiao Dongbei's eyes filled with tears: It's me, it's me! Sha Bei is driving the car! Yang An is sitting next to me...

The two people in BMW had fun, and greeted the three of them one after another. They are all comedy celebrities that everyone likes!

Then talking about her own affairs, the girl was furious: This broken car, the roof can't be put away!

Sha Bei shouted loudly: Why don't you wait for the rain to stop?

The boy driver replied loudly: The car is rented! There is still half an hour to hand over the car! There is more than 1,000 liquidated damages for overtime!

Yang An moved his body, changed places with Xiao Dongbei, and shouted: Everyone is so pitiful, I suddenly want to sing a song for you two! Also for the poor us...

The cold icy rain slapped randomly on the face,

Warm tears mixed with cold rain,

The colors in front of my eyes are suddenly covered up,

Your shadow wanders relentlessly around,

You betrayed me like an executioner,

My heart seems to have been brutally slaughtered by a bayonet,

love on the cliff,

Who would be willing to accept the most painful accident

...

Andy Lau's Ice Rain, regardless of whether it is suitable or not, Yang An sang it anyway, and the couple driving the Z4 laughed happily: Brother Yang, remember to upload the lossless audio source later! Also specify, This is a song for us, my name is Li Jingjing, and his name is Ouyang Ming!

Yang An shouted: No problem! I wish you happiness!

In this interlude, everyone was laughing and joking, and unknowingly snatched another ten minutes of footage.

After everyone parted and the car became quiet, Sha Bei asked, Hey, let me ask you, are these two actors invited by the production team?

Yang An tightened his coat, and asked with a smile, What do you think?

Sha Bei said: There are no such stupid people, right? It's winter, it's raining, and you're driving a convertible sports car, and the roof just can't be closed.

Xiao Dongbei said: I really saw it last year. In our ice city, a buddy couldn't close the convertible. It rained heavily that day, and his car was full of water. He even held an umbrella and held it Waiting there for a red light, passers-by are afraid to ask him, otherwise he will definitely call you to look at it?

Yang Andao: That's right, as long as the clips that Xiao Dongbei said in the social news are intercepted and played on TV to prove that it is true, the audience won't think it's too fake.

Sha Bei still couldn't believe it: I still think it's too coincidental.

Yang An said with a smile: art comes from life, you don't care if we happen to be coincidental, anyway, we met, the three of you steal the spotlight, and I sang a song that fits the occasion, bringing jokes to the audience, that's all right Yes. To be honest, I’m the first one to be fake. This is my show, and I’m asked to go to the rain at 6 o’clock. The production team doesn’t want to work, so they’re all crazy! If the audience really pays attention to these details, the show can’t do it. look!

Sha Bei and Xiao Dongbei suddenly realized, and they were amazed again and again: Wow, you guys are doing variety shows, you really do everything!

Yang An said with a smile: Of course! Besides the two people just now, I really don't know if they are actors invited by the production team. If they were invited, I will tell you another solution. It only aired in a week, and tonight I can arrange for those two people, together with the car rental company and BMW 4S shop, to jointly create a Z4 button failure, the convertible can’t be closed, the interior is soaked in water, the customer has a cold and takes a bottle, and has acute pneumonia. In order to compensate for the disagreement, the news came out with many quarrels. By the way, I mentioned that when Z4 was caught in the rain, it happened to be on the recording site of The Great Challenge. Did this thing become real? Please don't even ask the sailors , the three of you and I repost it on Weibo, and it will be on the headlines tomorrow, and the fake will become real!

Xiao Dongbei was dumbfounded: You guys are full of bad water!

Sha Bei also sighed: I admire your hype so much...

The three of them had a lot of fun and talked a lot. Of course, these video materials have a magic editor, and they will never enter the audience's sight. The audience doesn't need to understand these, just watch the show happily.

The vehicle arrived at the GM 4S store. The vehicle sponsor of The Great Challenge was GM, and they were also responsible for the after-sales service of the Hummer. This extended Hummer was the only concierge car in Hongfeng. It was specially used to welcome VIPs and was requisitioned by the crew.

After entering the 4s store, the frozen chicken trio quickly entered the store, came to the customer lounge and sat down, blowing on the heater, not to mention how comfortable it was.

The other three people, holding the VIP cards on the hummer, came in with a sway, and when they met, they were like enemies, and they were extremely jealous!

Sha Bei was impatient and asked the manager: Where are the hot milk and coffee? Where are the exquisite snacks? Serve them quickly!

The manager in a suit and leather shoes smiled and said, Everyone, please take it easy, you guys make a choice first, a-or-b?

Choose again!

Now the chicken jelly trio have a shadow in their hearts and dare not make a decision lightly.

The lucky trio laughed and asked the manager one after another: Can you reveal something?

Which task?

The manager got a hint from Sun Dapao and said: If you want to get it, you must pay first. The hardest job in our store is the car washer in winter. You have the opportunity to experience this job. After the experience, you can get delicious food.

This is the meaning of star professional experience. There are more and more car owners in the society. A car wash costs 20-50 yuan. They are all performed by rural women without much knowledge, which has become purely physical work. The commission for washing a car ranges from 2 to 10 yuan, and the tips given by the guests have to be handed in. The car wash workers are soaked in water and bath liquid every day, and the time No one can bear it after a long time, it is a very hard job.

Some of these celebrities have never washed a car in person, but they have seen a car wash. Occasionally, some of them feel that car washing has no technical content, and everyone agrees.

This time Yang An learned to be smart, he said first: You guys are lucky to choose first.

Everyone laughed, and Ning Hao said: You guys have become smarter! Do you want to take advantage of our good luck?

Sha Bei yelled: Do you think we are so stupid? Choose quickly!

Zhou Jinci was an honest boy and chose a, and the other two also stood over.

Swish Swish Swish, the chicken jelly trio followed suit, all six of them chose a, and no one chose b!

Sha Bei asked: Director, can I choose this way?

Sun Dapao said: Yes! But you really don't want to change your decision?

Sha Bei shouted: Don't change! We are brothers, we should enjoy happiness together, endure suffering together, and accept challenges together!

well said!

Everyone applauded, Sha Bei was complacent, swish swish swish, the lucky trio instantly rebelled and went to option b.

Pooh...

Xiao Dongbei burst out laughing, and Yang An also pointed at them and shook his head: You guys have no loyalty! You are holding together to form a small gang again, right? The three of us will not change!

Xiao Dongbei shouted: Yes! No change! Jinci, come here!

Xiao Dongbei hooked his finger, Zhou Jinci hesitated, but came over anyway, the four chose a, Ning Hao and Li Jingtian chose b.

The answer remained the same, Sun Dapao turned over the question board, a is sit in the car and watch others wash it, b is wash the car by yourself!

Ha ha ha ha!

The trio of chicken jelly clapped hands together and hugged Zhou Jinci. The trio finally made a comeback! (To be continued.)