The King of Variety Entertainment

Chapter 320 Chicken tastes crunchy!

The filming mode of the production team is very interesting, and it is as clear-cut as the original great challenge.

Standing on one side are the protagonists of the ten-person expedition team, together with the team leader Fang Weijie and the indigenous guide Bala, and two meters away is the filming team of more than ten people, as well as the director team and other security members on standby behind them, and a little further away At one point, there is a logistics team with a lot of luggage and supplies, but the audience will never see irrelevant people other than the protagonists in the camera.

There are crocodiles in the river!!

My God! You woke up in the morning and said that a tiger came to visit at night yesterday, and now you say that there are crocodiles in the water, and you still keep people alive!

Do we really have to cross this river? Can we take a detour?

What does a crocodile look like?

I vaguely remember that when I was a child, I watched One Hundred Thousand Whys, saying that crocodiles are like floating rotten logs.

The atmosphere is a bit depressing, and the shadows in the hearts of the stars are getting deeper and deeper. Tigers, food, and crocodiles, these three spiritual mountains, make everyone breathless. In addition, everyone has to carry heavy luggage. Physical double torture.

Everyone looked at Bell, and he said, Don't think about the crocodile. It's not scary in this shallow area. Even if there is, it's easy to see. We can find a safe passage.

Shabei complained: For you, it is really not scary. But we have never seen a real crocodile, and we don't know how to deal with it.

Bell smirked: You really don't have to worry about crocodiles, I think you should worry about others, for example, leopards that can climb trees, jungle pythons disguised as vines...

Bell, you must be joking!

Don't be like this, Bell, if you don't say this, I think we are still good friends!

Everyone screamed in horror, it's not like this, really!

But at least everyone is still optimistic. There are so many people accompanying them. Bell and Fang Weijie are both experienced Himalayan guides. The program team specially invited four indigenous people from the Bardia jungle. The indigenous people are even willing to help the directors Carrying luggage, everyone knows in their hearts that the real danger is not too great, this is just an atmosphere deliberately created.

I don't dare to cross the river, I want to go home... Guan Xiaotong didn't know if he was really scared, or if he was clever, and he has a strong sense of art.

She is the youngest, and she is the little sister that everyone is willing to take care of. It is very normal to act like a baby. Saying this will not affect her personal image at all, but will highlight her true loveliness even more.

Hearing this sentence, everyone burst out laughing and comforted her one after another.

Yang An, what are you doing?

What are you doing? Why are you taking off your pants?

Brother Yang, keep taking off!

Tsk tsk, your legs are slender and your muscles are strong~

Seeing Yang An taking off his pants in front of everyone, everyone booed, the girls covered their mouths and snickered, and the boys joked around him. The director team really showed face and gave him the camera.

Yang An took off the outermost layer of safety pants, lowered his head and rolled up his shorts: Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and cross the river! Don't smear the ink. After crossing the river, hurry up to hunt and build a house. Jingtian and I haven't slept all night!

Only then did everyone move, and the logistics and security teams had already crossed the river ahead of schedule.

Although Guan Xiaotong is 171cm tall, she was thin, tall, and very light when she was a girl. She weighed only 45kg. Yang An couldn't help but walk up to her and stooped to resist her.

Ah! Help~ Brother Yang, what are you doing~~ Guan Xiaotong lay on Yang An's back, laughing out of embarrassment, causing everyone to burst into laughter.

Sabel takes the luggage!

After Yang An finished speaking, he was the first to wade into the water without hesitation. The security personnel in front had already determined a safe waterway under the leadership of the native Bala and the team leader Fang Weijie. , walked very steadily.

Wang Zijun followed closely with the camera on his shoulders, and took a close-up shot of Yang An, only to hear Guan Xiaotong ask: You can just lead me along,

Why are you treating me like a sack!

Yang An snorted, panting as he walked, We've been paired since the very beginning... I won't do what you can't do? If you really want to help me share... catch a few more later Fish... I knew you would do this!

Guan Xiaotong still didn't forget to make a V sign to the camera: It's great to have you, an iron man, take care of me!

Four men and four women, men and women form a pair and take care of each other. This is divided from the promotional film, similar to the official cp.

Yang An was the first to walk across the 30-meter-wide river with Guan Xiaotong on his shoulders. The other girls didn't have this preferential treatment, so they were embarrassed to say so.

And with Shabei's small body, come on, it would be tiring for him to carry an extra bag of luggage. This is the junction of Kathmandu and Bardia, with an altitude of about 2,400 meters. He can't learn how Yang An carried Liu Yuxi like this.

Yang An was really tired after crossing the river, but Bell and Wang Shi patted him on the shoulder to express their approval, and Guan Xiaotong even patted his back and rubbed his shoulder affectionately. This good girl is really a caring little padded jacket... Uh, It's a little too big to be a good girl, so let's be a good girl!

When everyone crossed the river beach and was cleaning their feet and changing their shoes, Bell and Wang Shi came over and said to the eight people: Today you have to complete a special task! Work together to build a residence that can accommodate eight people, which will allow you Spend the night alone and safely! I will watch each of you carefully, and the worst performer will receive a punishment.

Is there any punishment?

Everyone was hungry and tired, and their bodies were still wet. When they heard that there was still punishment, they were all sluggish.

Yang An asked: What kind of punishment is it likely?

Bell asked with a smile: Have you watched my show? Some people say that I am a man standing at the top of the food chain. Those delicious foods that are supreme to me are to you...

oh! no!

Everyone who was sluggish shouted loudly in fright, following Mr. Bei, the most terrifying thing came!

eat!

[It has a very good taste, chicken flavor, crunchy, and the protein is five times that of beef! 】

【Hey! I got hold of it and it was struggling so badly! We cut off its head and the rest can be eaten raw! 】

[This tastes like taking all your friends' boogers and stuffing them into a sausage, and you eat them! 】

I dare not recall these ridiculous lines at all, especially there is a moving picture, Bell eats caterpillars for survival, bites down, puffs out, and spews out... ah ah ah ah! Everyone was so cold that they didn't even dare to imagine it!

I don't want to be punished!

Absolutely not!

God, let me starve to death in Nepal!

Where's the Bengal tiger from yesterday? Let's bite brother to death!

Everyone hugged their heads in protest, looked up to the sky and sighed, doubting their own life, the variety show was full of sense, or it was funny, or swearing, several photographers who followed the film were all overjoyed, Bell's words are so powerful , this paragraph is definitely something to watch!

With time running out, Bell began his lessons.

Choosing a place to live has become a headache again. Generally speaking, to survive in the wild, local materials are used. Trees, huge stones, and various plant stems can be used to build houses.

The location should be as hidden as possible, such as near a safe cliff, a shelter from the wind, under a huge tree trunk, etc., the less noticeable the better.

This time everyone discussed collectively and thought that yesterday's plant wall worked well, and this time it will continue to be camouflaged.

In a hurry, after getting permission from Bell and Wang Shi, everyone began to collectively make a grass house, which is similar to a giant bird's nest on land that can accommodate ten people.

The men looked for thick tree trunks to use as fences around the bird's nest. Liu Yuxi and Zhang Junning, who were more physically fit, went to find twigs and leaves for camouflage.

Moving stones is physical work, and cutting trees is even more physical work. In order to find trees that are solid enough, Yang An and the others can only keep looking for trunks with a diameter of more than ten centimeters, and only dead trees will work. Those straight plants, If you use a machete to cut, you can only cut a little white mark.

Hey! Look what we found!

Liu Yuxi and Zhang Junning held together several branches with bright red fruits on them. According to Bell's reminder, these were all edible wild fruits. They hadn't eaten for more than 18 hours. Although the fruits couldn't fill their stomachs, they could moisten their stomachs. Sore throat is also good.

Two hours later, the camouflaged bird's nest was completed. On both sides were fences blocked by stones and thick tree trunks. A thatched cottage with soft leaves on the ground.

Perfect disguise!

Everyone was really amazed when they saw their masterpiece.

Bell came over to comment, and went in to experience it himself: It's a success, let's go find something to eat!

Food, no food for 18 hours, everyone is already hungry.

According to the experience in the jungle, everyone quickly divided up the work, Guan Xiaotong went fishing, Liu Yuxi and Zhang Junning continued to look for wild fruits, Yang An and the others considered that there was water here, and whether there were fish, they could try to catch fish with spiked spears.

After more than an hour, everyone returned empty-handed.

I haven’t eaten for 20 hours, and the sun in the plateau area is so strong that people’s skin hurts from the sun. Even if the girls apply sunscreen for everyone, it won’t help.

I couldn't eat enough wild fruits. I only caught two finger-long shrimps in the shallows. I didn't dare to go down in the deep water because I was afraid of crocodiles. The idea of ​​catching fish with spears also failed, and it was difficult to see larger fish.

As for fishing?

Seeing Guan Xiaotong and Wang Shi come back empty-handed, everyone's last hope was shattered, and they couldn't catch any fish. Huang Bo screamed: There are only small insects with shells underground here, not even a single earthworm!

Sha Bei sighed: Because earthworms can't stand altitude sickness...

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