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Chapter 321 What should I do if I meet a rhinoceros? Play dead!

Sha Bei's jokes did not make people happy at all, everyone was smiling wryly, it was noon, and when the sun was at its worst, everyone stood under the shade of a tree and looked at each other, almost desperate.

Gululu sounded one after another, and everyone was all hungry and pale at this time, and their spirits were listless.

Guan Xiaotong clutched his stomach and said aggrievedly: Brother Yang, I'm so hungry...

Yang An was also helpless, he was also lacking in physical strength, and he said weakly: How about taking off one of my brother's shoulders and giving it to everyone?

Sha Bei asked: Bell, can you teach us how to set up traps and catch some small animals? There should be many birds here, are there pheasants? Are there any rabbits? Hedgehogs are fine too!

Everyone forced a smile and made jokes. Huang Bo asked, Is there any roast chicken?

Li Jingtian swallowed: Sausage is also fine!

Liu Yuxi sat on the ground holding her face in her hands, with a longing look on her face: I just want a pig lying in front of me, offering me sweet and sour pork ribs!

Guan Xiaotong raised his hands, looked up to the sky, and said piously: Give me a match! If I have a match, I will have the world!

When everyone finished laughing, Bell replied: I advise you to give up on this idea. Use traps to catch small animals, and you may not be able to catch them for half a month. My survival advice to you is to continue to go to the river beach to think about it under the guidance of a guide. method. Or you can choose to send someone to hunt with me, but one more person will be punished today.

Yang An stood up: Let's go hunting with you! Let me be the one who gets punished more.

This kind of fearless spirit without hesitation moved all the girls.

Huang Bo pulled him back: You want to eat extra meals, right? Well thought out, I am the one who will be punished!

Shabei also said: I haven't tasted chicken, let me do it!

Li Jingtian pushed Sha Bei away: It's still me, I am willing to eat double!

Everyone laughed, everyone knew in their hearts that relying on their own rookies, don't try to find food, and hanging around with Bell is the kingly way.

The men followed Bell in the hunt with spiked spears and daggers, and the women were not far behind.

Liu Yuxi said: We can't do it recklessly, why don't we divide the work, Luo Dan, I think you are not feeling well, so you can stay at home and tidy the mattress, light the fire and boil the water?

Wang Luodan's physical exertion was too great, and he was really weak: Okay, please...

Liu Yuxi said: The three of us will follow the guide Bala to find something to eat. He is very familiar with the jungle. Whether it is fish or shrimp, as long as it is edible, we will bring it back!

Guan Xiaotong hugged Wang Shi's arm and acted coquettishly: Uncle Wang, can you teach us? When Bell and the others come back, they will be shocked to see that we have prepared delicious grilled fish and delicious shrimp soup at home. I can't even speak!

Wang Shi really doted on this little girl, and said with a smile: Okay, I'm going to fight my old bones to give up, and I'm going to show you something today!

Bara walked with the four of them for a long time. At a pool where many streams converged, Barabi made gestures and said a lot. He only knew a little English, so it was a bit difficult to communicate, but Wang Shi still understood: He said it was a confluence of several streams and there were more fish and no crocodiles.

The three girls jumped up and discussed how to catch fish. They didn't have much skills, and they didn't know how to use spears. Wang Shi asked them to turn over rocks in the stream by the pool: There should be some shellfish here, and there are also shrimps. You must be careful. , Wrap the leggings tightly, and don’t get in the water, otherwise it will be very uncomfortable!

The three women stood in the stream and bent over to touch the stones. Fortunately, the sun was shining directly and the temperature of the water was acceptable. They gritted their teeth and stepped into the water so that everyone could have a sip of the delicious fish, shrimp and shellfish soup.

Wang Shi began to take off his clothes, leaving only his underwear, swimming goggles and a net bag in his backpack. He stood on the shore doing warm-up exercises.

Wow! Uncle Wang, you have such a good figure! Guan Xiaotong cried out in a nympho.

Liu Yuxi and Zhang Junning also stood up straight and looked towards this side, laughing non-stop. Liu Yuxi praised: Uncle Wang, you manage such a large company and still maintain such a good figure, which is really enviable!

Zhang Junning asked: Do you usually exercise for mountain climbing?

Wang Shi explained: Mountain climbing is indeed my biggest hobby and a way of life. Every time I climb a mountain, I will regret it. The altitude is several thousand meters, the wind is blowing, I have a headache, I feel sick, and I scold myself for being cheap and come again. Already? But as I climbed, I began to think again, which mountain should I climb next time? Climbing is really addictive...

Hahaha~

The girls laughed happily, and they talked a lot. In the mountainous area with an altitude of more than 2,000 meters, in a no-man's land far from the city, everyone let go of the burdens and barriers in their hearts, dared to say anything, and completely opened their hearts.

They chat about life, love, exchange values, share small experiences, and show their true selves to the audience.

Anyway, there is an editor here, if it is not suitable, it will definitely not be broadcast. The side they show to the audience will always be the most beautiful and photogenic!

Plop!

Wang Shi jumped into the pool and dived into the water with a net bag.

It was hard to follow the photographer, so I had to dive in with an underwater camera. The lake water was half clear and half muddy. Wang Shi dived into the bottom of the water more than three meters deep, looking for delicious food hidden in the water plants and rock crevices.

Shrimp, freshwater prawns at high altitudes are particularly delicious, but they are not big and hard to catch.

Snails, shells, and the water in the jungle are rich in nutrients and breed a large number of shellfish, which are the most delicious aquatic products.

Wang Shi continued to breathe and dive, and the net bag in his hand gradually gained something. Every time he jumped out of the water and held up a certain harvest, the girls would cheer and jump for joy.

There were laughter and laughter here, but the four people following Bell over there were depressed.

In this piece of Bardia jungle, according to the official data provided by Nepal, there are more than 30 wild elephants, more than 20 Bengal tigers, and more than 35 rhinos. These beasts are roughly divided into four or five clusters. Bell is very sure , the camping location chosen by the expedition team is at the intersection of the three groups of beasts.

This also means that not only is there danger at night, but everyone walking outside during the day may see these beasts within a few steps.

Before hunting, take precautionary courses.

Bell reminded: If you encounter a beast, don't panic. You must use the surrounding environment to avoid it. Let's talk about the rhino first. When the rhino hits, you should quickly climb up the tree.

A one-ton rhino rushes over, and its speed can reach 50 yards. This kind of foot crushes the halo, and the pointed feet on the head also have a built-in aiming system. If you hit it, you will die, and if you step on it, you will be disabled. Anyone is like this , so climbing trees is a skill that must be mastered.

The four watched Bell demonstrate. Bell found a tree with a height of six or seven meters. He made a simple run-up, kicked twice at the bottom of the tree trunk, jumped up with his strength, stretched out his hand to grab the branch, and fully utilized the strength of his arm , and pulled it to the four-meter-high branch three times and two times, with ease.

this……

Wow! Faster than a monkey!

This power is really terrifying, I will definitely not be able to pull my arm up!

The four sighed below, and Bell jumped off the tree with the help of the amazingly elastic and tough trunk, and landed easily: It's your turn! Look at your performance!

Yang An was surprised: The assessment will start now, right? The worst performer will be punished, right?

yes!

Bell signaled Yang An: You go first!

Wearing safety gloves, Yang An yelled twice amidst the encouragement of his brothers, then ran up and jumped high, pop!

He hugged the tree trunk half as thick as a man, exerted strength on his waist, abdomen and arms, shouted loudly, jumped half a meter up his body, grabbed a small branch, and tried to lift his two legs up, hanging flat on it .

Is this height acceptable? Yang An was about two meters tall at this time.

Everyone applauded: Okay, the rhino can't hit you, and the reaction speed is okay!

When Yang An jumped down, Bell commented: Hanging on the tree, you can dodge the first attack, but if the rhino hits the tree, you will immediately fall off, so you have to continue to escape. Next, Lee! Here comes the rhino!

Li Jingtian was named and was about to laugh, but suddenly Bell yelled at him, so he immediately dropped his luggage and rushed to the nearest tree. The young man was really fast, even better than Yang An, and he was highly praised by Bell .

Sha Bei and Huang Bo, who were prepared, started gearing up. Sha Bei also took out a circle cloth belt from his backpack.

Huang Bo asked curiously, What is this?

Yang An and Li Jingtian laughed, they recognized it, Sha Bei, you are here to be funny!

Bell was also curious: Sha, it's your turn! The rhino is here!

Sha Bei stopped on the spot, his head tilted to one side, his eyes were dull, and his body was motionless.

Everyone laughed so hard that they couldn't stand still. For the sake of entertainment, this product is really full of artistic skills, 6 turned over!

Huang Bo pretended not to see, trotted to Sha Bei, stepped on his chest, and gently crushed him: This place is so soft and comfortable!

Yang An was also joking: Brother Rhinoceros, don't step on it, don't step on it, that's my food for today~

Huang Bo smiled and said, Okay~ Brother Tiger, I'll give him up to you~ △≧miào.*bi(.*)gé△≧,

Sha Bei hugged Huang Bo's leg and sat up: Why, the first priority of survival in the jungle is to fall to the ground and kill a beast immediately, am I right?

Knowing he was joking, Bell didn't take too much blame, he wouldn't use his own standards to ask other people, not to mention, he couldn't understand every scene where he looked weird but other Chinese were laughing , what he has to do is to cooperate and pass on his experience.

The second time, Here comes the rhinoceros, Sha Bei is still not serious.

He quickly ran under the tree, squatted down, tied the cloth ring into a figure 8 knot, put his feet in it, and then jumped up the tree with every step. Every step was very effective, but the speed before climbing the tree It's just too slow.

Isn't this Shabei's nirvana in the Sanya special of The Great Challenge? Huang Bo finally understood and couldn't laugh or cry: I'm going! You think you're picking coconuts! The rhino is coming, and you still have time to bend down and tie the knot?

Sha Bei stood on the branch and argued: Why don't I hide behind the tree? As long as it doesn't crush me the first time, I will have time to tie the knot. Three seconds is enough!

no Zuo no Die!

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