The King of Variety Entertainment

Help me look at the qualifications of these students. If you have the right ones, you can use them. It doesn't matter if you let them be trainees, or they can act as a part-timer. Anyway, An Ran and Dongfang Rising always want to recruit people to do odd jobs, right? Let them learn in your company, you don't have to teach them deliberately, how much they can learn depends on their own good luck.

This was what Zhang Guoli whispered into Yang An's ear a few minutes ago. It seems that as the dean, students are under a lot of employment pressure.

Yang An didn't immediately agree. It was his freedom to choose or not. Of course, he was willing to collect excellent seedlings. The more talents the better, but his main business is variety shows, and he needs more comedy talent reserves. The demand for actors is not very high, and it is better to lack than to overuse.

After playing half a song lively, the second round of the competition began. This time, the captain was about to change. The boys chose Shen Teng, who was the least good at games: Shen Teng! Shen Teng is slow to react, but his eyes are weak. , full of bad water!

That's right, just let Shen Teng practice, and he won't be able to spit out ivory!

Shen Teng goes out, one fights two!

Shut up! Yueyue Shabei, I'll beat you two to death first!

Here, laughing and laughing, Shen Teng was selected in a noisy manner, and Zhao Liying also selected Hai Lu. This girl is also a person who is not very quick to react.

At the beginning of the second round, Shen Teng and Hai Lu stood together for a military parade.

Shen Teng said: In the next episode, we will travel back to the Three Kingdoms era 1800 years ago! If you perform well, Lu Bu, Zhou Yu, Liu Bei, Diao Chan, Xiao Qiao, you can choose any of these roles. If you do not perform well, I can only be a passer-by and soldier B, so this drill is very important. Xiao Yueyue!

Here! Xiao Yueyue stood up straight, chest out and abdomen in, head slightly raised.

Shen Teng was very satisfied: Very good! After traveling to the Three Kingdoms, which general do you want to be?

Xiao Yueyue raised her eyebrows, smiled brightly, and winked: Of course it's Diao Chan!

Ha ha ha ha!

Seeing Xiao Yueyue's wretched expression on the big screen, his beating eyes, and his narcissistic actions, if Diao Chan looks like this, he might as well kill everyone!

Shen Teng laughed triumphantly, and patted Xiao Yueyue on the shoulder: Not bad, good, promising! Huang Xiaolei! Which general do you want to be?

Huang Xiaolei's reaction was also quick, she patted her chest, then waved her hands, arrogantly: Lu Bu!

Xiao Yueyue's legs were weak, he knelt down, and cried out with a mournful face: My brother, did you do this on purpose?

Huang Xiaolei walked over with a smile, supported Xiao Yueyue's chin with one hand, raised his face, and said jokingly: Diao Xiaoniu, give you Uncle Lu a smile!

At this time, it is impossible to tell whether Xiao Yueyue is crying or laughing. Anyway, everyone thinks it is too funny. The first confrontation between these two people is very sharp, and they are gradually familiar with the setting of transgender. The two talked a lot, Didn't even see any flaws!

Shen Teng said: Stop making trouble, you haven't crossed yet, go back, everyone go back and stand up. Let's start practicing! Those who wear skirts raise their hands!

Swish Swish Swish!

Raising more than half of the people, the boys raised their hands collectively, and the girls Zhao Liying and another girl raised their hands. They both wore skirts on the stage. Zhao Liying was very annoyed. She walked to Shen Teng and took his arm and acted like a baby: Sister Shen, just give me another chance, okay? It's just a conditioned reflex.

Shen Teng said: There are no jokes in the army, no one is an exception. Put your hands down and continue to listen to orders! Those who don't grow beards don't raise their hands! Three, two, one, stop, time is up!

Now everyone is stupid, a very awkward condition.

Those who don't grow beards are women. Women don't raise their hands, but men raise their hands, which means that all girls have to raise their hands.

Both boys and girls raised their hands this time. Wang Baoqiang raised his hand, mainly because he was stunned and didn’t understand the meaning of this sentence. Double negation is affirmation. He has a beard. Of course he had to raise his hand, but he fell into the pit up!

There are also many other people who didn't understand, and several of them fainted in a short period of time.

Half of them were eliminated in an instant, leaving Yang An, Xiao Yueyue, Sha Bei, Ye Yuwei, and Huang Xiaolei.

Brother Hu and Wang Baoqiang got together and asked pitifully, How did you react so quickly?

Sha Bei stroked her hair at the temples, and said calmly, I rely on IQ for a living.

Xiao Yueyue was eating his hands again, and smiled triumphantly: Don't look at me, I have already fainted, but I will do what Brother Yang does!

Despicable! Pooh!

End of friends! Bah!

Brother Hu and Wang Baoqiang laughed and cursed, went to the side to rest, and watched Hailu ask questions.

Hai Lu kept laughing, seeing Yang An and the other three laughing, it made them feel hairy.

Finally, Hailu spoke: The rest are masters, let's make it more difficult, Yue Yue, you are Diaochan, right?

Xiao Yueyue continued to eat his hands, and nodded, very shy.

Hai Lu pointed at Sha Bei: You, Huang Yueying!

Sha Bei was stunned: Why did you let me play the ugly girl? Can't I want to be Xiao Qiao?!

Hai Lu pointed at Yang An: You, Xiao Qiao!

Yang An accepted the order with a smile: Obey! Don't let this guy be a big Joe. He just begged for nothing to appear on my Jie Ugly Friends program. He is not qualified to be a big Joe, right Teacher Sha?

Sha Bei was in a dilemma: I...I...

I said the word I three or four times, but I couldn't say a word after that. No matter how I said it, I just slapped myself in the face. It's better to follow Hailu's instructions and obediently be Huang Yueying. Anyway, she is also a talented woman, relying on her brain for food.

Hai Lu looked at the two girls again, and said with a smile, Huang Xiaolei, Lu Bu! Ye Yuwei, Zhou Yu!

There were envious and jealous voices all around. At this moment, two couples appeared, Lu Bu and Diao Chan, Zhou Yu and Xiao Qiao.

After assigning identities and starting to issue instructions, Hailu said, Those who can't have children raise their hands!

Swish!

The two girls quickly raised their hands. Yang An and Sha Bei realized something was wrong halfway through the movement. Xiao Yueyue, who imitated Yang An's movements, couldn't stop the car, raised her hand high, and was caught by Hai Lu: Xiao Yueyue, weed out !

No way!

Xiao Yueyue looked at the two people around him, and shouted anxiously: You two didn't raise your hands?

Yang An scratched his face: My nose is itchy.

Sha Bei also touched her head: My hairstyle seems to be messed up.

Xiao Yueyue still wanted to argue, Hailu looked at Ye Yuwei and Huang Xiaolei, and shouted seriously: Women from Shu Kingdom come out!

No one came out, Ye Yuwei was Zhou Yu from Wu, Huang Xiaolei was Lu Bu from the heroes, Hai Lu yelled at them both, this was to create a false impression for some people.

Sure enough, Huang Yueying Sha Bei insisted on not leaving, and when he suddenly realized it was too late, Hailu happily shouted: Sha Bei, weed out! Come again, hurry up, the recognized handsome man takes a step forward!

The remaining three moved forward together, the audience erupted into laughter, everyone knew that Yang An made a mistake and was eliminated!

Huang Xiaolei and Ye Yuwei laughed. One of them is Zhou Yu and the other is Lu Bu. They are both famous handsome men. What the hell is Xiao Qiao?

Yang An lightly thumped his head, showing an expression of sudden realization: Blame me, blame me, I was confused! Also, when I heard the word beautiful man, I reflexively reacted. Well, this second round is won by the Hailu team. !

yeah!

All the girls stood up and clapped their hands in congratulations. No one saw Yang An turn around and wink at the other failed men. Sha Bei laughed and snapped his fingers.

Wow, the great river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky turn to the Big Dipper!

Let's go if we say go, you have everything I have!

Seeing the injustice on the road, he roared,

When it's time to make a move, wow,

Crazy rush to Kyushu wow!

...

A piece of impassioned music sounded, and Liu Feng's voice came. This is the theme song of the TV series Water Margin, which was filmed a few years ago. Yang An wrote the lyrics and composed the music, and Liu Feng sang it himself. This is a real man, a real man, and a real blood A masterpiece of songs!

These unscrupulous men all stood aside and waved to the girls, signaling them to dance to the song.

The surrounding students also booed, applause, cheers and whistles. The seven girls on the stage were really embarrassed. There were so many people watching, and the live broadcast on the whole network, this is a rhythm that is killing people!

How do you jump? Dancing can indeed see the femininity of a woman, but if you want to dance out the masculinity of a man, you can only show the blood and strength of a man with the help of military songs or props such as spears and swords!

How do they act like a group of women? Song of Heroes, Outlaws of the Marsh, who came up with this move, it's so wicked!

The candidate students who were not selected by Ye Yuwei breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately they didn't go up, this group of artists' riots were really terrifying, students who haven't stepped out of school like them simply couldn't let go.

Seeing that the third sentence was sung, even Huang Xiaolei had just recovered from her bewildered state, there was still no one dancing on the field, and all the girls instinctively dodged, only these unscrupulous men were dancing beside Sighing and whistling.

I come!

The only Wang Baoqiang who had practiced martial arts stood up and punched the big camera, which aroused applause from the crowd, which was considered a temporary rescue.

At this time, the girls all came to their senses. If they really don’t dance today, it’s definitely over. If you can’t let go, how dare you say that you are a variety show?

When Huang Xiaolei showed her arrogance and Xiao Yueyue snuggled up beside her like a flower, and the two appeared in front of everyone like walking on a catwalk, the audience almost fainted from laughter.

Then Hai Lu rolled up her sleeves, came out in a hurry like a man, posing a handsome poss, Sha Bei half-kneeled beside her and looked up at her, she patted Sha Bei's face lightly, hummed, and continued Cool off.

Zhao Liying found Yang An as her partner, and she was already in the pose of drawing a pistol, but Yang An, who was standing beside her, suddenly collapsed, and she hurriedly helped her up, but turned into a princess hug, how could she hold Yang An 160 catties body of? If it weren't for Yang An's two feet to support him, and someone behind him to help support Yang An's head, Zhao Liying would definitely let go and throw Yang An to the ground. This is definitely not a real hero!

There has been trouble, and it is enough to make the audience laugh. The hero song stopped halfway through, and the audience applauded and laughed non-stop.

At this time, it was 7:45, and at the end of the day, Zhang Guoli and Yang An chatted about the development of the TV industry, and drew a beautiful pie. At 7:55, the feature film started! To be continued. ...For those who read books, you can search for Blue Book Bar, and you can find this site in the first time.