The King of Variety Entertainment

The live broadcast is over, and the next thing is to watch the feature film broadcast on China Beijing Satellite TV. All the camera positions in the center of the stage have been evacuated, all the live broadcast staff have finished their work, and all the invited guests have also left the show collectively, because the feature film program plus commercials Time, about 89 minutes into the broadcast, you have to wait a while to see the final result, there is no need to stay here and wait.

The staff invited some of the guests to the car and sent them to the Kaihua five-star hotel next to Shancheng University, where a buffet reception and dinner was prepared, with restricted admission and better privacy.

In the gymnasium, after the guests were applauded and sent off, most of the students chose to stay and watch the big screen, especially the students of the film school. They were very curious about what kind of film Zhang Guoli would make when he first came into contact with variety shows. .

At 8 o'clock, the 60-second golden advertisement starts, followed by the advertisement of GM Buick GL8 commercial vehicle, the tourism promotion and investment promotion advertisement of Zhongjing Xingguo Film and Television City, a laundry detergent company, and a noble drinking water company, all of which are sponsored by Let's Travel Through business.

They're all rich dogs!

It's normal. If the program is good, advertising companies flock to it, and they will fight for it. No matter how high the advertising fee is, some people are willing to pay for it. If the program is not good, no one will pay for the cheap advertising space!

Now is the era of the market economy! But the more it is like this, the more I feel relieved, which means that the quality is not bad! I am afraid that this program will be so bad that it will make people sick to watch.

The audience took the time to leave messages on the Internet, chatting enthusiastically, and when the commercial ended, few people chatted anymore, and all of them were seriously watching the show.

What is crossing?

A line of black characters appeared, which aroused everyone's interest. Suddenly, the scene of Doraemon and Nobita riding the time machine appeared on the big screen, and countless people burst into laughter!

I go!

Countless people scolded in their hearts, is this fucking ruining childhood? Is there such a thing to play?

Nobita and Doraemon walked out of the space-time tunnel and entered the prehistoric era, but the camera slowly zoomed out, and the scene became a thought bubble. An ordinary-looking script editor appeared in the camera, squinting at Doraemon. Doraemon's bubble, shook his head to pop it, and another thought bubble was created beside it.

This time it became a Terminator. The robot went back to the past through the time machine and tried to kill the human leader. The battle scene was very hot, but this thought bubble was quickly popped by the script editor. He shook his head, this is not right.

The third thought bubble appeared. The protagonist was Zhang Guoli. He was dressed in modern clothes and suddenly traveled to the scene of the battle between Qin Jun and Zhao Jun. A general in full armor and riding a horse charged at him with a spear. With a pale face, he raised his right hand high, jumped up on the spot, and traveled to the fourth thought bubble with a whoosh.

But the fourth one turned out to be the prehistoric era. In a shot of The World of Prehistoric Dinosaurs on the dsovery channel, Zhang Guoli swooped down from the sky. Not far away, four velociraptors who were tearing up the carcass of a herbivorous dinosaur heard the sound and turned their heads in unison. Xiang Zhang Guoli, teeth covered with blood and saliva, fierce eyes, and sharp claws that make people feel frightened, Zhang Guoli was so frightened that he flew away again, this time directly behind the script editor.

Snapped!

Zhang Guoli slapped the script editor angrily on the back of the head: Is the script all written? Why can't we make complete preparations in advance and travel through it once? Where are the historical experts and professors I invited?

Whoosh whoosh!

A history expert and professor appeared in the camera in an instant, sitting on the seat behind them, wearing glasses, picking up a book from the thick stacks in front of them, discussing the details of ancient history enthusiastically.

Zhang Guoli continued to ask: What about the staff I hired with a high salary?

Whoosh whoosh!

A group of staff wearing various costumes and holding different equipment appeared in the camera. All kinds of high-end and complicated equipment told the audience that the hardware equipment of the production team was formidable.

The ancient prose teacher I invited, the martial arts instructor,

Ancient legal advisors, costume designers...

With Zhang Guoli's introduction, more and more occupations appeared in the camera, and it was almost too much to fit. The camera zoomed out and farther away. I am afraid that there will be a team of hundreds of people. Everyone is performing their own duties. Let's Travel program service.

Zhang Guoli asked the script editor for the last time: Tell me, why do we have to make such thorough preparations?

The script editor rubbed the back of his head, and finally showed an expression of enlightenment: Because we are going to create a history-traveling program that has never been seen before, and will never be seen in the future. It is the most professional, most beautiful, but least serious history-traveling program in history!

Whoosh whoosh!

Everyone is out of the camera, and the next second, the city wall of Jianghu City appears on the screen, whoosh, whoosh, and everyone travels here collectively, taking their places and busy, Zhang Guoli appears in the camera, holding a microphone and shouting loudly Said: Let's time travel for the first time, start now!

Snapped!

Turn on the computer and turn on the board. At this time, music appears, and a hand-painted opening scene.

All kinds of funny emoticons keep appearing, and all the stars show their faces, with cartoon-like bodies and faces that make people want to laugh, appearing in the wheel of history in turn, as if waiting for a bus at a post station .

China has a history of 5,000 years. There are memorable things in any period. Too many periods are worth going back to take a look. When the audience sees Shanhaiguan in the Qing Dynasty, sea ships in the Ming Dynasty, beacon fires in the Song Dynasty, grasslands in the Yuan Dynasty, and prosperity in the Tang Dynasty , the six kingdoms melee, and various post station road signs appeared one after another under the wheel of history, everyone was excited.

It's a blockbuster! I bet this is an unprecedented new theme. As long as it is done well, this show can last for 100 years!

With a history of more than 5,000 years of Chinese civilization, if you wear it once a week, when will you finish wearing it?

It's absolutely fine for this show to live for ten or eight years!

The audience were all discussing, full of praise for the beginning of this piece of creativity, there are few variety shows that are so joyful, like telling a story, a few simple shots, coupled with uncomplicated special effects, quickly conveyed to the audience intuitively Concept, it turns out that this is really a very sincere program group.

Finally, the scene turned into a modern city, and that funny script editor appeared again, writing a diary.

The typewriter displayed a line of words on the screen: On August 21, the program team received a notice from the Space-Time Administration, requiring the traversing team to pre-deposit funds for the traversal, but the chief director is too poor to even pay his salary, so he can only find a way Borrowing money from members of the crossing team...

Puff ha ha ha ~

Seeing the post-production of Zhang Guoli's cartoon portrait on P, silently weeping on the screen, the audience burst into laughter for the first time.

The students in the gymnasium laughed miserably. Zhang Guoli is the dean, and no one has ever dared to tease him like that. Although he is the director of this show, the director has also been punished terribly. This sudden change of character image is definitely a film academy A huge laugh that the students can't avoid!

Next is the performance of the six guests, whether they are obedient, obedient, or distrustful. Regarding the requirement of whether to save money, each star has its own true performance. These stars all live in a modern metropolis In the film, enjoying the convenience brought by modern civilization, they may not know what time travel is like, and they don't know how poor this crew is. Those who are poor will ask them to borrow money.

Haha! I'm really looking forward to seeing their expressions when they know the truth!

This is the well-prepared program group? I'm so funny~

Unreliable production team, unreliable artists, look at Xiao Yueyue! I'll go!

The audience was overjoyed. Xiao Yueyue's deposit was 0, and Yang An's deposit was also 0. The two of them were very firm and plausible. They said that they would not be deceived or anything. The audience knew it in their hearts. He will definitely be beaten to death by the show crew!

Sure enough, a few minutes later, everyone gathered at the gate of Jianghu City to prepare for crossing. The first pitfall came. Saving accounts determine identities. Reversing and reversing, that's a slap in the face. From the announcement of the meaning of saving money to the assignment of identities, the audience never stopped laughing!

I'm so fucked up, my face is swollen from laughing!

My grandpa's dentures are laughing off!

Damn, the coffee sprayed all over the carpet, and I'm kneeling on the keyboard at this moment! It's all because of this bad show!

Wow, the mask was put on for nothing... blah blah... I couldn't put it on at all, I was laughing the whole time...

My daughter doesn't do her homework anymore, saying that Mom and Dad are laughing too much in the living room, she wants to read it too!

The audience went online to discuss in real time. Each family had its own performance, but basically they were all laughing. The show was indeed as I said just now, it was a funny show!

For the next hour, the audience was really happy. A group of people traveled back to the end of the Yuan Dynasty and the beginning of the Ming Dynasty, and entered the world of relying on the sky and slaying dragons. This setting made countless people extremely excited.

Four of them joined the six major sects, and two unlucky guys joined Mingjiao. Such an obvious faction confrontation made the audience look forward to it.

Before you know it, the first episode is over. The big villain played by Zhang Guoli, Yuanzhen, the old bald donkey, ended up setting up a big conspiracy, leaving a big suspense for the audience all over the country. Next week's plot must be the whole story. The world's largest Gaochao decisive battle Guangmingding!

Fuck! Is this the end?

Damn it! I want to watch the six major sects besiege Mingjiao!

I say oh~ Zhou Zhiruo, Huang Xiaolei or Hailu? Why didn't you tell us?

Which one is Zhang Wuji? Is it Brother Yang? Or Xiao Yueyue? I really want to know!!!!

Ahhh, does anyone know what the next episode will be like! Is Xiao Yueyue playing Zhang Wuji?

Bad money, liars, tricks... woo woo woo... Do I have to wait another week? Why does this kind of show appear, I don't think I will love it anymore!

I don't think I'll ever laugh again!

The audience was all depressed, the plot of this card was too ecstasy, just at the critical moment, it was broken!

This simply killed the audience! To be continued. ...For those who read books, you can search for Blue Book Bar, and you can find this site in the first time.