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Who do you want someone close to you to go to jail for?

Sha Bei took the initiative to attack and launched a group ridicule: I'll tell you when you're done, didn't you just run on me collectively? Let's see the anger of the host of the legal program. I'm going to put you all in jail so that you will never Turn over!

Hey! Who is afraid of whom? It's not so difficult to place charges!

Come on, let's hurt each other

Shabei, guilty of imitating animals!

Pfft haha ​​Honglei, what is the crime of imitating animals?

He imitated corgis anytime and anywhere without permission! He also imitated huskies!

Hahahaha... A group of people laughed and clapped their legs in applause.

Sha Bei was almost driven crazy by Sun Honglei, and Sun Honglei chased him down with a smile: Not only does he imitate animals, he also has the crime of nagging. He talks too much, which makes people's ears callused!

Huang Bo then stabbed him again: There is also the crime of being high and low. If you wear shoes, you will be 1.7 meters tall, and if you don't wear shoes, you will only be 1.6 meters!

Hahaha!

Alas!

Do you want to be so ruthless?

I'm dying laughing!

Sha Bei was besieged by everyone, and had no choice but to drag the youngest Zhang Yixing as an ally: Yixing, hurry up and help brother, go back and kill them!

How could Zhang Yixing dare, but fortunately Sha Yi stepped forward, and Er Sha took turns criticizing: Brother Honglei, it's a crime for not being pretty! You're obviously not pretty, and you insist on calling yourself Sun Pretty all day long, a big liar!

There's also the crime of failing to recharge in arrears! What kind of fee is owed? Hehe, of course it's IQ!

Brother Huang Bo, the actor's crime, he is clearly a trap-driller, but he pretends to be a victim. His acting skills are at the actor's level!

And Yang An...

I warn you, brothers and sisters are watching you, if you have the guts, speak out boldly!

...

This game has been played for more than half an hour, and it is almost finished. Anyway, the unreliable production team, the unreliable questioners and answerers, the unreliable director and guests, there is no serious time for even a minute.

After completing the questions, I started to play other games and opened the second app, which is a popular software, which is for people to freely match clothes and handle hairstyles.

Guo Hongyang put forward two requirements: First, dress yourself up, choose four sets of clothes that can be worn in daily life, save and upload them. Second, freely combine and choose among the clothes specified by the program, and choose them for others. Two outfits.

You may have guessed the content of the game, so I won’t talk about dressing yourself up, but if you make clothes for other people, maybe the production team will really choose such clothes later and let others wear them out of mischief. Consider, of course, how exaggerated and funny!

Therefore, each of the 4 sets of clothes that each person chooses for themselves are all serious collocations, which are very suitable for their own style, but the collocations for other people are weird, such as lady hats, bell-bottom pants, children's vests, High heels, in short, I try my best to make things difficult for others, but when I am happy, everyone seems to forget that I am also being made difficult by others, and sooner or later, I will also suffer retribution.

At around 9:10, the minibus slowly stopped.

Guo Hongyang said with a smile: Okay, the shooting destination has arrived, everyone can go down.

Opening the door of the minibus, the sun outside was very bright. The six people who had been locked in the dark space felt a little dazzling, and they got used to it for a while before getting out of the car.

oh oh……

Wow!

here it is……

What the hell place?

Everyone who got out of the car would be amazed, and they were all shocked.

There are piles of vehicle debris and parts all around. Some heavy industrial forklifts, excavators, and cranes are working here. From time to time, large trucks will drag scrapped vehicles in and pile them up in the vehicle storage area after unloading. There are countless dozen or two The old vehicles from ten years ago were quietly piled up around, only the cold shells.

In this way, the six people stood in the open air simply and rudely, the air was filled with the smell of cut and burnt rubber, and the sound of heavy machinery rumbled in their ears.

It was a bleak place to look around. If it wasn't for a row of cameras in front and more than a dozen people waiting for them, no one would have guessed that this would be the filming site of the show.

This is the automobile industry base of Hongfeng Jiangnan Industrial Zone. In addition to the Hongfeng scrapped motor vehicle dismantling and recycling point where you are located, there is also the largest old car market in central China, the second-hand parts trading market, and new car auto parts. Characteristic industrial parks, etc., the entire industrial park covers an area of ​​more than 50 square kilometers.

Guo Hongyang asked someone to bring over a whiteboard with a map of the Jiangnan Industrial Zone pasted on it, and briefly introduced it.

Yang An asked: What are you asking us to do? Are you here to experience car dismantling work?

Everyone looked around, and indeed at the entrance of the huge factory building, they saw some workers wearing protective clothing and hard hats, manually handling an old car that had just been unloaded.

Wow! The five of them are really amazing!

Oh oh oh, the car door was pulled down just like that!

The big piece is the ceiling and ceiling fabric?

Wow, all the seats are removed, they should be transported away together later!

Almost in a blink of an eye, many parts in the car were disassembled, and the engine compartment began to be handled by multiple people. It didn't take long for the engine and gearbox to be disassembled and put aside to be completely destroyed later.

Guo Hongyang called back the six distracted people, and said: Let me tell you a good news first, the Red Maple police have solved the case of the office being stolen in the last program and recovered all the property. Our production team is now rich again. Short There will be no bankruptcy in time.

Ha ha ha ha!

congratulations!

Hey, here we go again!

The six people laughed a few times, pretended to wish a few words, but didn't talk to each other. They already knew that the production team had no morals, and they would definitely die soon after listening to the director's words!

Guo Hongyang said: The following is bad news, because your selfish money-grabbing behavior in the last two issues has brought a relatively large negative impact on the whole society...

Sha Bei was the first to be unhappy: Director Guo, you can't cheat people like this, right? It's a task arranged by you, so we can't let us take the blame, right?

Sun Honglei was also unhappy, and raised his head and said, What negative impact? Didn't I donate all the money?

Pooh!

The others wanted to choke with the director, but when Sun Honglei interrupted them, they laughed again and couldn't answer the conversation. Did you donate the money? It was obviously donated by Yang An, okay!

Guo Hongyang ignored everyone's protests and said: The Hongfeng Intermediate People's Procuratorate has filed a public prosecution against you, and the court has approved the arrest of the six of you. Please check your mobile phones and log in to the official forum of Extreme Challenge , there is a notice from the Red Maple Police on it.

The six people were in a hurry, and quickly took out their mobile phones to surf the Internet. As expected, after seeing that the police wanted the citizens to actively report, they all cried out!

Just because of stealing money, you want to arrest us?

We are stars! This is a show, do you understand!

Is this going to be arrested?

The six people protested loudly, especially when they saw the discussion forum where the citizens reported, everyone was depressed, how can this be played? Ordinary people can report, won't they be caught in the ocean of people's war?

Guo Hongyang said: There is no charge for stealing money. Stealing money is just a wedge for the Hongfeng Intermediate People's Procuratorate to take an interest in you. They conducted an in-depth investigation of the six of you and prosecuted each of you with new charges! Next, I Read the crimes of each of you!

Yang An and Sha Bei laughed. This is the usual trick of running men. In the second phase of the water gun spy war, seven of them were imprisoned in prison. It was Li Yifeng who arrested them with his own hands, using the law of running men. Certain clauses, extremely ridiculous and funny reasons, captured them one by one, and used this trick again today. I guess these four newcomers must be confused, right?

Sure enough, when they heard that they were really guilty, the four newcomers became nervous.

Starting from a newcomer, Guo Hongyang was the first to pinch the soft persimmon: Zhang Yixing, your charge is the crime of weakness. The prosecution believes that you lack manliness. You are obsequious in front of the five companions. You have no assertiveness and lack of blood. It is too shameful to challenge men. In the face of the gang, I decided to arrest you, and then inject you with real man serum to transform you.

Puff haha!

Everyone applauded, and Zhang Yixing protested: How am I not like a real man? Look at my muscles, they are so strong that I can't break them! I can run 100 meters in 14 seconds. My waist is not sore, and my legs are not painful. Carrying a jar of liquefied petroleum gas can go up to the fifth floor in one breath! I don’t need a manly serum! I don’t need it!”

Yang An laughed, and touched Zhang Yixing's white and tender face: Who told you that you are too white, and your skin is tender and smooth?

Is it smooth and tender?

Is the skin really good? Let brother touch it!

Seeing that Yang An took the lead, the others came over to take advantage of Zhang Yixing, and by the way, Zhang Yixing couldn't stop laughing: I'm really a man! I warn you, don't make any moves, Ada~

After bullying Zhang Yixing, it was Sha Yi's turn, and Guo Hongyang said: Sha Yi, wow, you have two charges, you are guilty of love!

what?

Sha Yi's eyeballs were about to fall off: I'm fickle?

Hahaha……

The other five laughed and squatted down! Sha Yi has the image of a good old man, how could he be bothered?

Sha Yi felt that the sky was about to fall, and wished he could grab Guo Hongyang and beat him up.

...and the crime of snitching! The prosecution hates you for swaying in front of the two women. For this reason, the prosecution created the Xiao Guo faction and the Xiao Tong faction. After the final discussion, they decided to charge you with these two charges!

Sha Yi clutched his chest, with a painful expression on his face, staggered a few steps, and was supported by other brothers who laughed.

I'm wronged, I... I'm true love Tong shopkeeper, but it's a pity that the film studio doesn't make a sequel, how do you want me to be with her?

Sha Yi really didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and Guo Hongyang also laughed: You can save these words and tell the judge. In short, you are probably doomed today. Next is Huang Bo! To be continued. ...For those who read books, you can search for Blue Book Bar, and you can find this site in the first time.