The King of Variety Entertainment

Hearing his name, Huang Bo spat twice on his hands, jumped on the spot a few times, and clenched his hands into fists in a free combat state: Come on, I want to see how you convict me!

Guo Hongyang quickly explained: This is a public prosecution brought by the procuratorate, um, but I guess they must have referred to the suggestions of your five accomplices...

Our partner's suggestion... Huang Bo yelled loudly: I knew that the test we did on the car just now didn't have a good result!

You just found out!

It's all a trick!

Everyone else shouted angrily. These messy accusations were all written by everyone themselves. This is really cheating yourself!

Guo Hongyang said: Huang Bo's crime is... the crime of trafficking!

Hahaha!

Sha Bei laughed twice and then stopped abruptly. Huang Bo noticed it immediately and grabbed him: Say, did you write this charge? I knew you wrote it!

Sha Bei proudly said: A man stands upright, if you don't change your name or surname, that's right, I wrote it! Because you are always like this, with a smile on your face, seemingly sincere, but in fact, you want to deceive other little girls. Sugar, and trying to abduct all the fans and extras who trust you...

Huang Bo couldn't help laughing: Where did I kidnap and sell fans?

Sha Bei added: I still regret it now, I should add two more words, the crime of abducting and trafficking women! You specifically abduct and sell your female fans...

Sabei, stop!

The two started fighting again, and Guo Hongyang took the opportunity to announce: Sun Honglei, you have been accused of many crimes, one of which is illegal embezzlement!

Oh oh oh!

The remaining three people booed, Yang An smacked his tongue and said, Illegal encroachment, what did he encroach on?

Sha Yi said: What else could it be? Snatching VJ's electric car, stealing other people's bicycles, occupying public parking spaces...

Sun Honglei quickly knocked off the hands of the two, protesting: Don't talk nonsense, director, don't accuse me of unwarranted crimes, illegal embezzlement, what did I illegally embezzle?

Guo Hongyang said: The prosecution believes that Sun Honglei illegally invaded the inner world of tens of millions of female fans without permission, and firmly occupied their hearts.

Wow!

I go!

How shameless!

I can't take it~ Brother Honglei, you are too shameless!

Stop chasing you two, Brother Hong Lei illegally invaded the hearts of millions of female fans, and was prosecuted by the prosecution!

A group of people really couldn't bear this charge, embarrassment and cancer broke out. Huang Bo and Sha Bei also had goose bumps all over their bodies when they heard it, and they fell all over the ground. The more they looked at Sun Honglei, the more embarrassing they became.

From the initial anger, Sun Honglei gradually turned into complacency and pride. The micro-expressions on his face completely betrayed the little joy in his heart, but he still raised his finger and pointed at Guo Hongyang, pretending to be proud and said: These people from the procuratorate Guy...you're so shameless, don't leave after school, wait for me, Sun Meili, to give you red envelopes.

Guo Hongyang continued: There are other charges. The second charge is the crime of arson, 365 days a year, and it is the charge of setting fire to the hearts of female fans for 24 hours!

My God... it's broken...

What the hell!

Who condemned this? Don't fae at all!

Set a fire inside a female fan! ohgod~ let me puke for a while!

The five of them went crazy together, and they all crouched beside them and vomited.

Sun Honglei really laughed, his small eyes were so narrowed that he couldn't see, his old face turned red, and he waved his hands quickly: Fake names, they're all false names, haha! That's the public prosecution brought by the People's Procuratorate, right? After the program is finished, I will donate 100,000 yuan, and I will send you a pennant with eight words written on it, and I will send it to your unit with drums and gongs!

Don't talk about Brother Honglei, if you talk about it again, I'm going to throw up everything I ate in the morning!

Whoa~ I'll give you a pennant, vomit

Sun Meili, your crime is too nasty!

Shameless! Shameless!

Brother Honglei, for such a serious crime, you will definitely be so handsome that you have no friends...

In fact, everyone guessed it,

In the first two episodes of the chase, Sun Honglei was indeed treated badly. The director and director team deliberately added roles to Sun Honglei, increasing his photogenic rate and recognition, which is a small compensation.

Sha Bei and Yang An were left, and everyone began to boo. Many of the charges were written by themselves, and of course the screenwriters also wrote them. It's definitely not a good crime.

Guo Hongyang said: Sha Bei, the first charge is the crime of high and low...

Like being struck by lightning, Sha Bei said embarrassingly amidst the laughter of the crowd: It doesn't matter if you are up or down, just don't say that I am a crime of imitating animals.

Guo Hongyang said: There is no crime of imitating animals, but the second crime is the crime of indiscriminate love. You have not married for many years and stayed single, which has delayed countless female fans who like you. You talk all day long that you love them, but you can't give it to them. They are a stable home, and the prosecution thinks you are too sentimental!

Hahaha!

But after everyone laughed a few times, they shut up again. Sha Bei was very ashamed: I'm sorry everyone, this is what I did wrong. I... well, I really don't know how to explain it.

He really wanted to say something, but Yang An stopped him with his eyes. It is best to think about his hidden marriage before bringing it up. The most important thing is that Sha Bei is going to be a father soon. Doing all this in secret, not even telling the public about the children, of course, you can't easily expose your secrets because of a crime.

Thank you for the prosecution's concern for me. I plead guilty to this charge... Sha Bei clapped his hands and said with a smile. The matter may involve Sha Bei's private life, and the others did not follow suit.

Guo Hongyang said: The last is Yang An!

Everyone was shocked, and only heard: The first item is the crime of intentional injury! Married early and had children, intentionally hurt the hearts of thousands of female fans, and refused to repent, showing affection on Weibo from time to time, showing cute babies, sex Pretty nasty!

Wow~

This charge is good, it's too appropriate.

This crime deserves to be punished!

I hate you fancy dog ​​abusers the most.

People who get married at 24 and become a father at 25 are really bad!

Everyone applauded collectively. They quite agreed with this charge. Yang An blushed: Does the prosecution want to be so cruel? But I think this charge is gentler than Brother Honglei.

Sun Honglei said depressedly: I think so too, why is Yang An so warm and affectionate here, but becomes a high-level hacker when he comes to me?

Hahaha!

Advanced black!

Brother Honglei, you have become smarter!

Everyone laughed and continued to listen to the charge: The second item is the crime of damaging cultural relics! Because you don't care about the body of Yang An, the No. There is an unforgivable heinous crime!

No way!

A group of people were envious, jealous and hated, clamoring and rushing forward, grabbed Guo Hongyang's arm, and grabbed the wanted document in his hand: Give me a dozen charges for this crime!

Why are you so kind to Brother Yang?

You guys are too much, isn't preference so biased?

I'm also destroying cultural relics! I damaged the body of Sha Bei, the No. 2 cultural relic in China's variety show industry. Hurry up and make me up for such a crime!

I am number 3! I am guilty!

I'm number 4! I plead guilty to the law!

Yang An laughed very happily. This kind of crime is really too nasty. He really could understand the small joy in Sun Honglei's heart just now, and said loudly: Okay, Hongfeng Intermediate People's Procuratorate, right? After recording the show, I will Donate 1 million! I will also send a pennant!

Sha Bei grabbed the script and shouted loudly: The third charge is the crime of abuse of power. Over the years, the abuse of power has provided more than 300 talented people with opportunities and a stage to prove themselves. My God, My God! This is an abuse of power? Who wrote this? Who wrote this? Shameless!

Ahh! There are still such shameless people in the world!

Who is the editor who wrote this charge? Come out, I promise not to beat you! Why do I only have one charge?

It's not fair!

I demand that similar charges be added!

A group of people kept making noises, and this was a good time to steal the spotlight, holding the camera to protest, pulling Guo Hongyang to not let go, and even going to grab the little screenwriter girl.

Huang Bo did just that, holding the hand of his assistant's little sister, and said softly: Lingling, can you write a few good-sounding charges for uncle? It's okay, you think about it quickly, it doesn't matter if you add scenes temporarily, there is an editor , after the recording of the show, uncle will take you to see the goldfish and buy you lollipops, okay?

Sun Honglei also came over and said with a smile: Lingling, tell my brother, did you write the crime of illegal occupation and arson? Did brother Honglei set fire to your heart 24 hours a day, 365 days? But I also want to destroy cultural relics. Ah, can you add another crime to me?

Sha Bei poked his head over, and suddenly asked: Why does Huang Bo call himself uncle, and Sun Honglei, are you an elder brother? The generation is wrong!

go away!

Huang Bo and Sun Honglei were furious, punching and kicking Sha Bei away.

The screenwriter Lingling didn't know where to hide, she was caught by the camera, she was so ashamed to cover her face with her hands, this is the case when the director of the extreme challenge is like this, and the VJ is also like this, often encountering such emergencies, and being entertained by these entertainers Pulling it out and taking a walk in front of the camera, it is really painful and happy!

After the quarrel, the crime must have been confirmed and cannot be changed. Everyone looked down at their mobile phones and reported that the police had issued six arrest warrants on the community, a very film-like wanted template.

The photos, names, charges, and facts of the crimes of the six people were all clearly listed on the arrest warrant. The audience all over the country laughed badly after seeing this scene. To be continued. ...For those who read books, you can search for Blue Book Bar, and you can find this site in the first time.