The Lame Daoist Priest
屌丝道士
Summary
My old man really had no common sense when he chose my name. He was just watching a movie on television, Li Xiaolong’s Way of the Dragon movie. It was then that dad suddenly experienced a heavenly revelation and pounded the table: “It’s Li Xiaolong!”. And thus, due to such a heavenly coincidence, my father named me Xiaolong after Bruce Lee’s name. Since the beginning when I was born, bad luck always followed me and ONLY happened to me, I even almost died electrocuted when I was peeing under the electric pole.
It wasn’t until one day:
“Since you were born, no matter how dangerous the things that happened around you, you didn’t die right? That was because of the Red Arrow mark. Great misfortune will always follow you until you’re dead. Only by practicing Taoism will you be rid of this predicament.”
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Though timid, Xiaolong himself was a bit superstitious but that did not outweigh his disbelief, reluctantly he believed the dying old man, even if it felt like the old swindler was just making another joke out of him. It wasn’t until when he was shown what a ghost would look like did he start to accept “the reality”.
The dying old man eventually died, and his spirit proved to him that he was seeing “the real thing”. He left him a legacy of 50 thousand RMB in cash, and 1.5 million debt in papers. But his most important legacy were the Dao teachings compiled in a thick book and his follower, the ancient female high-leveled spirit, Murong Daiyu who became Xiaolong`s half-master afterward.
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The female spirit said gently: “You are now the succeeding disciple of 54th Bull Celestial Daoist Master, as well as the sole candidate for 55th generation head.
“Wait a minute”, I interrupted: “I only heard about Celestial Master Zhang Daoling who found The Way of Celestial Masters, I’ve never heard about this Bull Celestial Master…”
- 1 Chapter 1: The tragic little dragon
- 2 Chapter 2: Old liar
- 3 Chapter 3: Xiaohui
- 4 Chapter 4: Miss octopus
- 5 Chapter 5: Grudge
- 6 Chapter 6: Simon, blowing snow
- 7 Chapter 7: Flying disaster
- 8 Chapter 8: move
- 9 Chapter 9: Goblin?
- 10 Chapter 10: Weird makeup box
- 11 Chapter 11: The value of ginseng
- 12 Chapter 12: Harem female ghost
- 13 Chapter 13: Encounter neuropathy
- 14 Chapter 14: True qi
- 15 Chapter 15: Weird Inn
- 16 Chapter 16: Niu Jintao
- 17 Chapter 17: Hidden energy
- 18 Chapter 18: Mysterious mission
- 19 Chapter 19: Simple show
- 20 Chapter 20: A preliminary study of the tomb
- 21 Chapter 21: The female ghost knows martial arts and no one can stop it
- 22 Chapter 22: Trapped
- 23 Chapter 23: Poisoning
- 24 Chapter 24: Zombie in armor
- 25 Chapter 25: Treasure
- 26 Chapter 26: The truth
- 27 Chapter 27: The heroine arrives!
- 28 Chapter 28: Murong Daiyu's life experience
- 29 Chapter 29: Pen Fairy-Terrible grandma
- 30 Chapter 30: Money can make ghosts grind
- 31 Chapter 31: Sister is a poor man
- 32 Chapter 32: Old lady ghost reinforcements!
- 33 Chapter 33: No doubt
- 34 Chapter 34: Need for cheap men
- 35 Chapter 35: Horror film? Funny movie
- 36 Chapter 36: Typing copy
- 37 Chapter 37: Haunted office building
- 38 Chapter 38: Fright Women's Toilet
- 39 Chapter 39: Dead spot
- 40 Chapter 40: Framed
- 41 Chapter 41: The disappeared Murong Daiyu
- 42 Chapter 42: Homemade version of the six-vein Excalibur
- 43 Chapter 43: The magical use of Yin
- 44 Chapter 44: Hateful thief
- 45 Chapter 45: Continuous shutdown
- 46 Chapter 46: Forced marriage?
- 47 Chapter 47: Big banquet
- 48 Chapter 48: Xu's attitude
- 49 Chapter 49: Yin and yang upside down
- 50 Chapter 50: Historian cemetery
- 51 Chapter 51: Mysterious girl
- 52 Chapter 52: Ghost town
- 53 Chapter 53: Keep a dead body?
- 54 Chapter 54: Corpse
- 55 Chapter 55: Summon female
- 56 Chapter 56: Is the graveyard a guise?
- 57 Chapter 57: Magic Rain Pavilion and Foot Therapy
- 58 Chapter 58: Fright of Cold Storage
- 59 Chapter 59: Two purple hairs
- 60 Chapter 60: Illusion
- 61 Chapter 61: Disillusion
- 62 Chapter 62: Behind the scenes
- 63 Chapter 63: Old liar like god!
- 64 Chapter 64: nosebleed
- 65 Chapter 65: Hidden energy enhancement
- 66 Chapter 66: Police mission
- 67 Chapter 67: Phantom Rain Club
- 68 Chapter 68: 16-way catcher
- 69 Chapter 69: New to Dongning City
- 70 Chapter 70: Female disappearance
- 71 Chapter 71: Love habit
- 72 Chapter 72: Escape
- 73 Chapter 73: The 71st monster on the leaderboard
- 74 Chapter 74: Increasing illness
- 75 Chapter 75: Japanese demon?
- 76 Chapter 76: Oba just killed him
- 77 Chapter 77: Thunder fan
- 78 Chapter 78: go back home
- 79 Chapter 79: Fighting
- 80 Chapter 80: Space ring?
- 81 Chapter 81: Black bug
- 82 Chapter 82: Gushu
- 83 Chapter 83: He Xue
- 84 Chapter 84: Annoying female police officer
- 85 Chapter 85: Skeleton puppet
- 86 Chapter 86: Chen Haotian expelled from his family
- 87 Chapter 87: Sneak attack? Anti-sneak attack! !
- 88 Chapter 88: Why is it so hard
- 89 Chapter 89: Gangster revenge
- 90 Chapter 90: invite
- 91 Chapter 91: Disciples
- 92 Chapter 92: Outside disciple
- 93 Chapter 93: humiliation
- 94 Chapter 94: Learn from
- 95 Chapter 95: progress
- 96 Chapter 96: Three places
- 97 Chapter 97: Semifinal
- 98 Chapter 98: finals
- 99 Chapter 99: Short life
- 100 Chapter 100: Come back home
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