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Chapter 1131 Li Cang: Finally~

"Hey, Master Wang has returned in triumph?"

"Then you have to work hard!"

Lao Wang babbled on about how solid the dance skills of Miss Lin Xixian, who was a woman in charge of thousands of husbands, and how exciting she was in singing, and she danced with great ambition.

Then, Li Cang shouted: "What do you mean, you won't be raised as a fish, right?"

With a clang, Lao Wang smashed the cup in his hand: "Nima, are you a fucking beast?"

The two stared at each other for a long time.

Li Cang: "Oh~"

Lao Wang: "Grass~"

Master Wang slumped on the sofa as if he had lost all his strength. His energy was as if Timi had been shaken away, and his face was full of despair and regret.

"I'm so fucking exhausted"

"Teacher Cang, do you think I can sue her for fraud?"

"This is something that you and I would like to hear and see, but it's so difficult for you to do it. This world is too dark and there are too many liars. I'm still too young and inexperienced."

"Bala bala."

Seeing that he couldn't hide it from Li Cang, Lao Wang simply mentioned Tu Lu and explained the whole story. Li Cang tried to take a sip of tea several times in a row but couldn't get it, so he squirted.

Finally, Li Cang raised his thumb and said, "It would be a shame if you didn't write a book."

"Get out of here, uncle," Lao Wang said with a mournful face: "I've done a huge loss. If I had known this, I might as well have played a round of bullshit with that guy who both compensates and owes money. I think it's fun!"

"People are just being polite to you. It's a political mission, but you still take it seriously!"

"You know nothing about emotional intelligence and SAN, but you don't understand. I can feel that the way that little bitch looks at me is different from others!"

Li Cang sneered: "The most valuable thing about a person is that he knows himself. If his body is not upright, everything he sees will be crooked!"

"Fuck! If you can, bet! Do you dare to take a bag of golden melon seeds?"

"Okay!" Li Cang sneered, took out his phone and waved it: "It's a stretch, right? That means you are passive and she takes the initiative. This is not going to work. I will make your beautiful death with the ladies No. 1 to 72 public to everyone. Listen happily."

"You @#￥%" Lao Wang took out a piece of paper with his backhand: "I just printed out the express delivery receipt for the saplings at the Goldfish headquarters before I came back. Smell it, it still smells like ink!"

"???"

This is how the absurd bet between two idle beasts was established. Both of them believed that their vision was accurate and without error. In a word, my eyes are rulers. You are waiting to die!

As soon as Kong Jingqiao walked in from the door, she felt something was not right in the atmosphere. She asked with a smile: "What's the matter? The young couple had a fight?"

Lao Wang: "."

In front of Kong Jingqiao, Master Wang was unusually more restrained.

Li Cang pointed at Lao Wang's nose and said, "Aunt Kong, look!"

Lao Wang was shocked.

Damn it, there must be something that shouldn't appear on my face. It shouldn't be. I just came back from Baiyujing after taking a bath, rubbing the mud, and patting my breasts. Li Cang This guy is trying to bluff me again!

Kong Jingqiao studied Lao Wang's face carefully. The expressions on their faces were visible to the naked eye, and they gradually became serious at the same time!

A few seconds later, Kong Jingqiao walked into the kitchen and brought out a pot of soup. He hesitated and looked confused with a blush of embarrassment and shame: "Little Zhong."

"Hey, mom. Auntie, please tell me."

"It's not my place to talk about this matter. After all, you and Xiaoyi haven't..." Kong Jingqiao paused, "I know that your physical fitness is different from ordinary people, and you are much smaller than Xiaoyi, but this... Young people should also pay attention to moderation. I'll talk about it later, Xiaoyi. That's it. Remember to drink the soup. I cooked it for you early in the morning. I'll prepare lunch first. "

Lao Wang was holding a boiling hot soup pot and stared dumbly.

"?"

"No, Teacher Cang, is it really that obvious? If others don't know my strong back, strong waist, and wolf-like body, how can you not know it? I am strong, I, I am more than just strong, I have waist. How about growing up? I’m so worthy!”

"Ah, yes, yes!" Li Cang took out the big magic wand from under the sofa cushion with satisfaction: "Of course it's true, then I know very well!"

Lao Wang: (｀)╭∩╮

"Haha, you're so childish. Just say it when you're annoyed. It's not fun to do things that make dogs sneaky."

"Are you sure?"

"Ah, you are a bastard and you will die for me!"

Rolling from the house to the outside, Isolaye's Burning versus Drag Knife Technique, but it's a pity that Drag Knife Technique can drag down the energy matrix cannon but can't drag down the health bar. Gagarin versus Gatlin, Teacher Cang relies on two hands-off skills In a matter of minutes, Lao Wang was teased to death by melee combat. In the end, the lawn was covered with ashes and loose soil, which made Ah so fat that he could barely speak human words. His scoldings were so unpleasant that the cat probably thought the two of them were friends. I want to snatch the shit it just buried!

Looking back, I saw two people at the door. They were watching with gusto. Kong Jingqiao exclaimed: "You don't know if you don't know, but you will be shocked when you see them. These two kids are so amazing!"

Jin Yujing said: "So, Li Cang, you are actually a mage, right?"

Li Cang's pupils suddenly shrank to the size of a pinhead: "What did you say? Say it again and again?"

"Ah?" Jin Yujing thought he didn't hear clearly: "Did I say you are actually a mage? You didn't fight like this at the last auction!"

Wuhu!

Feel comfortable!

Teacher Cang couldn't hear the rest of the words: "It has to be you, aunt, hahahaha, I love you to death, hahahaha!"

Jin Yujing: "?"

Jin Yujing was stunned. Is Princess Cangcang crazy or something?

Old Wang muttered beside her: "See, that's all he can do. Aunt Jin, I tell you, you don't have to bother him with soft words when you ask him to do something in the future. Just say "Elegant magician Li Cang" with a little sincerity, and I guarantee he will follow you without a leash!"

Jin Yujing licked her lips, and her voice was so tender and affectionate that it could make her uncle and sister-in-law fall in love with her: "Elegant magician Li Cang, I'm short of a little money for my business recently. Can you please——"

"No, get out!"

Jin Yujing's smile stopped abruptly.

Watching the three people enter the house one after another, Lao Wang, who was lying motionless in the pit on the ground while Ah Fei was twisting his butt and burying him, frowned and played the BGM in his mind: "No, he dared to tell her to get out, and she didn't refute it. This is not right, this is not right. He gave money, people, fleets, and territory. If all possibilities are eliminated, no matter how unbelievable the remaining ones are, there is only one truth."

"Hey, you guy outside, Aunt Kong's roasted big elbow is ready, do you want to show off?"

"Come on, leave me a front elbow!"

Oh, no matter what reasoning or truth, the roasted big elbow with crispy and tender skin and bursting juice is the truth of this world!