The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Mr. Lu Xun has a saying: The more the mother-in-law looks at her son-in-law, the more she likes her son-in-law.

When Kong Jingqiao just learned that such a thing was her hairy son-in-law, it was no less than a thunderstorm hitting her head on a sunny day. The feeling she felt at that time could be described in one sentence:

"Lao Deng, can I stop the ghost fire downstairs of your house?"

Look, isn't it that Kong Jingqiao has been making big soups and small teapots all day long, and worrying about Mr. Wang in various ways? She is such a serious and decent mother, but behind her back she always talks sincerely, either implicitly or directly. He persuaded Tai Xiaoyi more than once.

Let's put it this way, as long as Lao Wang is at the dinner table, there will never be any meat products related to the two families under the suborder Porcine suborder, at least starting with cattle and sheep, and there is no limit on it, because in a certain part of traditional Chinese medicine In theory, pork has never been a good thing. This thing is purely customized to provide sufficient animal protein for a huge population base.

It has only been a few days, and with Master Wang's physique and bottomless pit-like digestion ability, he has been so replenished that he misses the days when pork was still on the table. Roasting pork knuckles feels like another year has passed.

"Eat slowly." Kong Jingqiao put four cups of ginseng and carnation flower tea on the table: "There is also a new dish in the oven called vanilla steak that I asked the young apprentice about. You guys can help me taste it. "

"Vanilla? That bankrupt pod? That thing can also grill steak?"

Kong Jingqiao smiled and said: "Bankrupt pods? Well, it seems that the ones sold before were a bit expensive. It's my first time to make them, so the taste may not be good - there are a group of new people over there, there is a young man He cooks creative dishes, and I think his craftsmanship is quite satisfactory. We talked a lot about him during the party.”

Lao Wang raised his thumb, stopped talking, and showed off his elbows. A mere elbow in front of him could not hinder his efficiency in continuing to cook. It was just an appetizer before lunch.

While I was eating lunch, Suo Zhihui came back.

Kong Jingqiao hurriedly greeted: "Come on, let's eat!"

"Where is she?" Li Cang helped her set up a chair and said casually: "Whenever my mother is gone, she has to go to heaven. In the past few days, there is no time for everyone to eat at home."

"Leilei is playing games with Jiaojiao. The two of them haven't moved a muscle the whole day. You want me to come back and accompany you. Well, let me tell you guys."

"Tsk~" Lao Wang heard it, but he didn't want to complain about such a yandere, so he said: "People say that after breaking up, this man spends all day smoking, drinking and playing games, and this woman doesn't have anything new to do with him. hold head high?"

"A duck who plays and drinks at the same time, and he is not a lovelorn duck."

Lao Wang laughed: "Okay, okay, at most I can only be considered a widow!"

Suo Zhihui: "."

"I'm really confused. Jiaojiao's violent temper didn't kill Wu Yisong on the spot. Isn't that the way a punching bag is used?" Lao Wang poured a large glass of beer: "Hey, Teacher Cang, this guy That’s enough. How about playing a few rounds of mahjong in the afternoon?”

"Busy, something happened."

Lao Wang's eyes flashed fiercely: "What's the matter? What's the matter with you? What the hell else do you have that I don't know about? Oh, you idiot, are you trying to sneak away to Dabaojian without telling me? I Let me tell you, even if I am lame and crawling on crutches, I will still scream in a hysterical voice while crawling, and I will cling to you! "

"I'm going back to Sky Island."

"Goodbye, have a nice trip. Goodbye! Goodbye!"

"You have to follow and find a few supermarkets to fill the underground shelter with goods. I feel uncomfortable when the shelves are not full."

"Teacher Cang, this is a sign of obsessive-compulsive disorder. It needs to be treated. Dr. Duan Li welcomes you."

Purchasing these small snacks and daily necessities to slightly improve the quality of life is not a big deal. Recently, they have been transporting this and that back every day. In fact, they can completely leave it to others to do it, but since it is rare for Li Cang to go out Interested, the free-time Lao Wang was naturally happy to accompany him, got in the car and took the two of them away directly.

"Why don't you let Jin Yujing's industrial industry generate some income? Why don't the family come out to talk to each other? Why, Teacher Cang, you are also a bastard who can't hold it in when you check out?"

"Why don't you choose something that suits the taste of Dalei Zi and the young lady and wait for the future to settle the score?" Li Cang was disgusted, and he was a little impatient to reason with the fool, "I ask you to give me some snacks, those things It’s not a necessity, otherwise what do you think?”

Lao Wang said.

He is usually very careful in this regard, but this time he was actually led into the ditch by Li Cang, and he didn't think about it at all.

It was the first time I visited this kind of supermarket in the base. It was not much different from before the disaster. It was just that the items were not as dazzling and varied in their origins.

However, there are quite a lot of goods "imported" from outside the base, and some of the weird things that came out after the disaster are even more eye-opening, such as "HP" chocolate frog and cockroach candy high imitation snacks, and Ironforge military rations. Flying Dragon's Claw Delicious Vulture Candied Moss Dragon's Breath Red Pepper What Ivor Rose Wine 250 Life Recovery Barley Beer Sharp Sword Oil Walking Dead Sword Oil

Wait, wait, it’s a rare and interesting shopping experience in the apocalyptic era.

Li Cang, Wang Suo and Zhihui each pushed a cart, followed by a long line of male salesmen wearing bright red uniforms and little red hats. Everyone's cart was full, and the scene was spectacular.

Although the boss was away and Li Cang and the others wore masks, the supermarket staff were still very enthusiastic. They opened a green channel for these mysterious big customers to buy snacks and drinks, and asked them to wait slowly in the rest area next to the cashier bar.

"This supermarket is not bad. The owner of a cheap supermarket that can do so much business so quickly and open so many chains in the base really has a way." Lao Wang said in a low voice: "Look at the employees, they almost treat this place as their own home! "

Li Cang thought for a while: "I can do better if I change to a loser."

"???"

This is a fucking base, a supermarket, a civilian supermarket! If you take that thing to the pallbearers, they will be disgusted and panic!

"I don't care, I'm happy anyway!" Lao Wang turned around and called a salesperson over: "Pack the ones we picked out separately and send them over first, and package the rest together. I'll give you the address later. Don't get confused. Go Bar!"

"Okay, okay, don't worry, it must be packed well to ensure that nothing is damaged!" The salesperson smiled brightly and responded repeatedly, then suddenly realized: "Wait, what did you say? What do you mean? ."

"I said, I want all the goods in this supermarket! The good news is that you don't have to open for business this afternoon. The bad news is that you may have to work overtime until night. Go ahead!"

The salesperson stumbled away.

Lao Wang was very proud of his speed. He was very happy. He had killed and killed countless people on the track, but he had never pretended to be so mellow and free. He crossed his legs and shook them. He suddenly scratched his head and asked : "Wait a minute, is there someone missing? Who is 93 Suo?"

"Huh? Didn't you follow me with a cart just now?"

After more than ten minutes, Suo Zhihui led Qin Zhenzhen and a group of sassy ladies who were obviously from the military, although they were not wearing uniforms. They came over talking and laughing. Qin Zhenzhen did not say hello and pushed her. The shopping cart lined up directly behind Li Cang's long queue.

When the supermarket staff saw this, they immediately stepped forward and said, "Hello, please wait in line on the other side. There are more things here and you will have to wait for a long time."

They did it on purpose, and communication was of course fruitless.

The two cashiers were sweating on their foreheads as they scanned the QR code. Finally, it was Suo Zhihui and Qin Zhenzhen's turn. Qin Zhenzhen was pushed out, and she and the little sisters struggled and snickered for a while, looking serious but pretending to be coy. He looked at Li Cang: "Handsome guy, I was ripped off by them. Can you help me pay the bill? If you pay, I will go with you tonight."

Everyone around was shocked, from the staff to the customers queuing up to check out.

Is this recognition?

Or is it simply a place for the young couple to play around?

And a group of salespeople who had previously persuaded them to go to another cashier were so regretful that their intestines turned green, and they shouted in their hearts: I knew it! I knew you had no good intentions! No one is willing to wait in line for so long! You don't dress like people who don't have any money to pay for a snack! You are obviously up to no good! Your pick-up tactics are not only vulgar, but also despicable!

Li Cang was dumbfounded. Under the grief-stricken gazes of several female cashiers, he could only nodded with a wry smile.

This melon is actually a bit juicy.

There must be a group of gossip pioneers among those who have time to go to the supermarket on weekdays. Take a look at Li Cang's face, which is partially blocked by the mask, and then take a look at his eyes. He soon noticed that something was wrong, and they started to take pictures. Laughter.

Well, that makes sense. Even if you don’t even know the passerby and just strike up a conversation, it’s not a bad idea at all!

However, something unexpected happened.

I saw the sound of high heels ticking behind me. A girl dressed very hot and boldly took a piece of chewing gum and a box of small umbrellas from the shelf in front of the checkout counter, and placed them on the checkout counter: "Handsome guy, help me. Just pay it and I’ll go with you!”

Li Cang: ((　∠)_

When they came out of the supermarket, these idle people were still laughing. Lao Wang even shed tears and still complained: "The ignorant ones are still holding chewing gum and small umbrellas, and the sensible ones are already looking for popping candies and It’s jelly. With such a professional level, she is worthy of asking our teacher Cang to generate income? How dare she do that!”

"Shut up, Timi. Why are you talking nonsense in front of a group of girls?"

Facts have proved that Li Cang's courtesy was completely unnecessary.

The colleagues and comrades-in-arms of Suo Zhihui and Qin Zhenzhen are all so wolf-like that they look like they were just released from prison after being imprisoned for a long time. of.

"No matter what, you go on. We don't mind. I haven't seen such a handsome guy for a long time. Hui Hui Zhenzhen has really good eyesight. He is indeed a god. He is more handsome than the one in the photo!"

"There is only one nunnery in our camp. You didn't even notice when they held night talks. Anyway, I didn't dare to participate!"

"Bah, shameless, you are the one who shouts the loudest and is the most excited! You still eat alone! Take a peek - um -"

"Long live Zhenzhen! Long live Master Wang! Long live Teacher Cang! Today's shopping was so worthwhile. Not only were we fed so many delicious foods, but we could also see live Teacher Cang and Master Wang. Those little ones who didn't come Bitch, I’m afraid I’m going to regret it and secretly wipe my tears in the middle of the night!”

"Are these the real tears?"

"Teacher Cang, Teacher Cang, Master Wang, can you sign your name for me?"

Qin Zhenzhen was the most proud, not only because she had just acted like a demon, but also because it was her suggestion to go to the supermarket to buy snacks, and she had not discussed it with Suo Zhihui before. She emphasized a coincidence and luck. I am simply the chosen one, and I have been given all the face and the inside. When I return to the camp, I will definitely be the kind of person who is admired by everyone and walks sideways. The battalion commander and the instructor have to greet her first. The patrol team, uh... Forget about the patrol team.

I can't afford to offend them. Those guys are inhumane.

There were three when I came, and four when I left.

It was not until the evening that the supermarket delivered the sorted goods. The lackeys and turtle-backed dragonflies were swarming to load the goods. Li Cang asked: "Are you going back to the Sky Island?"

Old Wang shook his head like a rattle: "The two thousand miles of airspace is so barren that not even a blade of grass grows. Why go back? I'm not a pervert like you. I'm at the base and enjoying myself!"

"What about you two? Go out and play?"

"Teacher Cang, if you are more polite, then we will take it seriously"

The Queen is not here! How dare you invite us to play on the Sky Island? What to play? So excited! !

Li Cang rolled his eyes: "Old Wang, come here, I have something to tell you."

"Hmm?" Old Wang was confused, but soon he said seriously: "Hmm! Hmm! I understand, I understand! Just rest assured! Leave it to me! Damn, Teacher Cang, you played this trick of sneaking into Chencang beautifully! Absolutely! It's done! Go ahead!"

Suo Zhihui and Qin Zhenzhen looked at each other, and suddenly felt a little scared.

No

Why does it seem unsafe?

Sky Island.

The turtleback dragonflies and their lackeys were unloading the goods they had just loaded, and while unloading, they put some of them into other dragonflies. Not only snacks and daily necessities, but also three dogs, blood fragments, etc.

In short, this situation is not at all what Suo Zhihui and Qin Zhenzhen imagined, worried and expected, it is quite weird.

Li Cang looked at the two of them for a while, as if he was thinking about something, until the two girls looked a little unnatural: "I'm going to Tili to meet someone. Are you on the island or do you want to go together?"

Suo Zhihui's expression dimmed, but soon, her eyes brightened instantly.

Qin Zhenzhen asked in a daze: "Who are you meeting? Oh, whatever, I'm your little follower, wherever you are I'll be there!"

Li Cang didn't comment.

It's okay to be a little traitor, but after going there, you will really be a little follower. It's too late to regret knowing too much.

He stuffed them with a set of oxygen cylinders and masks: "Go into that container first, and put you in the stomach of the dragonfly. To be safe, you can't use the same head as me."

It's still double insurance.

This was the first time that the Thunder Tree branch was used. Was this channel different from the Thunder Tree itself? He didn't dare to listen to the one-sided words of the little coin kid. He let a few turtleback dragon lice jump into the channel first. After sensing that the situation was fine, Li Cang crushed a small thing like a skill seed, drilled into the dragon lice's belly and sealed it, and directly commanded the dragon lice to dive into the homologous channel.

Tili.

Endless, huge or dripping blood and flesh residues almost sprayed out from the homologous channel under the tree, almost covering the entire unfinished square and the fortress-like buildings above. The few intact dragon lice in front had no mercy on the tragic situation of their companions, and even lacked the most basic reaction.

After a while, among the unlucky dragon lice wreckage with only one-third of its volume left, a vague human figure struggled to climb up from a pool of blood and flesh.

The ferocious dragon robe on Li Cang's body has been torn almost to pieces, with countless irregular and dazzling weird wounds crisscrossing, resembling some kind of radiation waves or totem branches. The horrible, bloody gaps did not heal immediately due to Li Cang's powerful health bar and self-healing power. After a delay, it began to spurt blood.

Ahem, this is an ancient joke, please don't laugh at the author's strong desire to share.