The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

"Isn't your interest calculated based on a ten-month cycle?" Li Cang glanced at the time: "I'm very busy today. I only have about 15 hours to deal with the remaining people above, otherwise their island will be directly merged with ours."

"Will it become fertilizer?" Li Leisi yawned, "You really don't know how to do business. You're losing a lot. I tell you, two million people can't sell for 500W, but you rejected hundreds of millions of orders for this."

"It's all you need to know. The abacus beads are falling on my face." Li Cang hugged Li Leisi: "Miss, I have an hour before the meal is ready. How much you can take depends on your ability~"

"Tsk, your mouth is harder than those dead ducks just now. It's not you who cursed and called me a dolphin?"

"I sincerely suggest that you see a psychologist. Your memory is obviously problematic. That was a long time ago. In the past year, My generation has always been very high!"

"How high?"

"Let me think about it, um, definitely higher than them~"

"You pretty little fool, those who eat them are all sons!"

"Is Dad not okay too?"

"You are grabbing the slot, you are simply morally corrupt and perverted."

"No, Dad's fragile heart can't bear such ruthless slander, so I refuse."

"Dad~"

"Let's go~! Fight to your heart's content!" Dad was full of energy, Dad was wielding all the weapons, until Dad saw someone carrying a 5-liter thermos: "Wait a minute, one hour, just one hour, what are you doing with that thing! Put it down, do you hear me? Put it down! There are two million mouths waiting for me to kill them——"

A great man once said that this is a world with only 1 and 0, 0 can be infinitely small, 1 can be infinitely large, so there is nothing wrong with one hour being equal to seventeen hours.

The only minor flaw was that this directly caused Li Cang to miss the final time for the war law to be determined. Two million refugees could only be stuffed into the base like ducks. The head of the unit responsible for the project counterpart reception at the base looked more desperate than the stinky tofu just fished out of a jar full of amaranth juice.

Of course, ugly as it is, the refugees are of low quality, and you can accept it even if you pinch your nose. KPIs that focus on quantity rather than quality are still KPIs. These days, no settlement or base that wants to live a good life will be stupid enough to be extravagant and reject outsiders.

"I always feel like I forgot something." Lao Wang said while playing Go with Big Corpse Brother, "Really, I always feel something is wrong. Did I omit some steps that shouldn't be omitted?"

Li Leisi, whose rosy eyebrows and eyes were kneaded into a brilliant halo, narrowed her eyes and looked at Li Cang: "I guess he means that you didn't let him go through his so-called torture and interrogation process, so he was very disappointed. This guy has always wanted to try whether the human kite can fly."

"Yes, yes, yes! It's that kite. Bah. What the hell am I talking about." Lao Wang said: "No, Teacher Cang, why didn't you mention why the island could ignore the shield and "collide" with us without causing a collision? This is not your character."

Li Cang looked at Lao Wang like a fool: "Did you choose to be blind or something? Didn't you see that the sky island was covered with a cross-shaped light when it collided? It was pushed over by the jump storm. What is their thing called, tide?"

"I noticed it, but how do you know what they said is reliable?"

"Since even you think what they say is unreliable, why should I ask? Besides, I hate talking to strangers."

Li Lace: "Remove the last sentence. I agree with Li Cang. If they really have a way, they won't be pushed to death. Wouldn't it be better to live a good life?"

"Teacher Cang, you have to deal with living people, you know, you can't go on like this, a pear-shaped psychologist alone can't save you." Lao Wang vowed: "Really, my mother plus a group of nosy old men, they will find you a bunch of older pear-shaped old men and women who are 9100 years old to serve you from body to mind. They will examine your rectum while madly outputting to your brain and then do a smear on your balls. Maybe they will take the opportunity to secretly grind some samples from your spine. This is blatant theft. Just think about it, how terrible! How desperate?"

Li Cang:

No, no, no, you overestimate them. Even if these things are added together, they can't reach one tenth of your height.

Tai Xiaoyi: "Zhong? Are you busy? A 10-ton green watermelon suddenly fell outside. If you want to dismantle the parts, please do so. I think the fuse is still there?"

"Oh my god! Is there such a good thing? Is God seeing things? Leave it alone, I'll do it!"

"Xiao——"

Boom!

The four people in the stilt house looked at each other, pretending nothing happened.

After a while, Li Cang couldn't hold it back: "So, young lady, don't you know the time-delay fuse?"

Tai Xiaoyi was frying air in the pot: "Don't they all look the same?"

After about three minutes, Lao Wang limped into the house with a broken oversized pipe wrench, as if nothing had happened: "This is one of the reasons why I like mechanical timing fuses, precise, full of pure industrial beauty, and even the sound of jamming is so crisp."

Li Cang: "So you twisted it with a pipe wrench?"

Lao Wang: "I twisted it with a pipe wrench."

Li Cang: "Awesome! Live another day!"

Lao Wang: "o (*￣▽￣*)ブ"

Li Cang: "Ten tons, that thing is worth at least four to five thousand coins. Charge it to your account. Also, remember to fill in the holes on the lawn."

Lao Wang: "."

So, without my knowledge, the wild grass on my empty island was turned into a beautified lawn like this? Well, if I want to go to the pond the next day to catch crayfish and the bugs that toads dig up in the grass, do I have to pay for it?

Li Laixi fiddled with the mini prayer interface: "Teacher Cang, your mother said that the third child may have been bullied at school. She has been in a bad state these past few days and wants you to go home. Oh, she also said that she needs psychological counseling. Yes. Severe anorexia and world-weariness, loss of appetite, and continuous absence from work. She needs to be hugged and hugged by her elders to get over it. I don’t want to pay attention to her. How many days have it been since you last went back? This woman is more clingy than when I was eight years old! Shameless! Well, Huihui invited us to have a barbecue at her new home. Zhenzhen’s little sister Lili probably really found a boyfriend this time. Also, Jiaojiao’s wedding is scheduled for the 8th next month. Well, immigration The people at the bureau don’t agree with the price you set and want to talk to you again, that’s all.”

Li Cang had a black line on his forehead: "What kind of stuff is this? How come there is so much news suddenly?"

"Because you only open the prayer interface when you want to see or reply to messages. You never look at or reply to messages at other times! That guy Lao Wang only cares about his forum posts and Huangtu daddy! Do you know this? Do you know how many messages and missed calls the messy guy puts into the chat interface between me and the little lady every day?

"What nonsense, except for our mother and your friends, who would dare to send you a message? It's always the little miss and Zhen Zhen who are in the top tank, right?" Li Cang said, "I won't go back for the time being. It's about the three little ones. Let mom figure it out on her own. Also, when did the base have an immigration office like this? "

"You just gave the deputy director two million people to go over there, you ask me?"

"I contacted the Census Department."

"That's him." Li Leisi said casually: "But why is it the Census Department?"

"They're better at counting."