The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

The range of turf that a 10-ton green watermelon can destroy is astonishing. As he was cleaning it, Lao Wang gradually went out of tune to pick up mushrooms, planning to let the young lady stew a Li Cang with these variegated grass mushrooms. Baby dragon, of course, the next best thing is to make a pot of pheasant soup which is not so intolerable.

"Mom!" Lao Wang stepped into a half-rotten corpse, and his foot went straight through the corpse and fell to the ground. Although some kind of weird force field blocked physical contact, it still disgusted him. Looking up at the various visible and intangible garbage, corpses, wreckage, and debris scattered on the surface of the two empty islands, my mood suddenly worsened, "You bastard, don't let your Grandpa Wang catch you."

These things are different from the green watermelon just now. They are like a phantom and cannot be touched. If the big watermelon had this kind of "protective force field", Lao Wang would not be able to blow it up.

"Wait?" Lao Wang looked at the sky, it was quiet, he couldn't see the live broadcast of the cloud screen, nor those messy things that continued to become troubles on the island, "Then where did the watermelon come from? ? Li Cang? Something’s wrong, there might have been an empty island just now, the watermelon didn’t fall from the sky!”

At this time, two hundred kilometers away.

A dilapidated ship with unmodified soil underneath was spewing exhaust fumes. The dozens of people on board looked as if they had been chased by a rabid dog. However, there was actually nothing behind them.

"Fak! 10 tons of prayer-grade compressed explosives! What a hell, what a joke! The bomb was supposed to take away all living things within a few kilometers, but in the end, even the fat man who used pipe pliers to twist the fuse failed. Nothing happened!”

"That thing is worth more than 20,000 or 30,000 coins! What the hell did I say, let's not mess around with such a big island! Don't mess around with it! Now it's okay, stealing chickens is not losing rice. We could have used that coin Repair the battleship!"

"Brother, stop complaining. There are a lot of novices on the railway. Who would have thought that you would encounter such a pervert?"

"Shut the hell up, Fuck, can't the ship really go faster? When they come to their senses and find that someone is digging a hole in the chaos, we will all be left with nothing to eat!"

"Yes, yes, go at full speed, we will be safe if we enter the tide belt!"

Fifteen minutes later, Li Cang and Lao Wang just watched the shabby ship dragging its exhaust into a strange and psychedelic light area and disappearing before their eyes.

"Bah, you are a bunch of losers, you are running fast!" Lao Wang casually took out a few destiny coins and smashed out emerald green flame spots on the aurora-like color, "Warp storm, tsk, Teacher Cang, you Have you ever thought that this thing would exist in such a docile way?"

The corner of Li Cang's mouth twitched: "I really haven't thought about it. No wonder they call this place the tidal zone. It seems that the scenes above and the things that fell down should be caused by this kind of thing."

"Go in?"

"What the hell, according to our forward speed, the sky island will directly collide with us in no more than thirty hours. Thanks to your hard work and good words!"

"Isn't it just a derailed sanction? Why do I think you are secretly having fun?"

"Not really."

"Ha~"

After the two of them went back, Lao Wang couldn't wait to shout: "Come on, come on, I told you that we are going to change the map, little miss? Big Leizi? What are you two doing! Prepare to jump to welcome the next few months. First jump! Oh yeah!”

"I'm not blind." Li Leisi pointed to the weird colors on the sky, "Don't tell me, it really looks like a tide. You are so close, can you see how this thing works?"

Lao Wang smacked his lips: "That's not true. Anyway, it should be about the same as a normal jump point. It looks much gentler than the jump storm dumplings. Let's make a bold guess. This thing will transport us to the top. I've been on the orbital line for so long. I’ve never seen this Western scene before!”

Li Laixi looked at him in confusion and pointed at her feet: "We are in the sky."

"It's different, it's different, forget it, I don't understand even if I tell you, a man is born to be the top of the mountain and look at the mountains, a little drunk lying on his knees, a beauty lying on his knees and taking over the power of the world!"

"Little miss, your man is lying drunk on a beautiful woman's knees and looking at all the mountains~"

"Zhong, come here!"

"嗻!"

Lao Wang gestured with his middle finger, and walked into the kitchen with his cat-waisted buttocks pouted: "Oh, what's wrong with our lovely little lady? Pout your mouth and don't move. That's right, that's the cute little expression." , Well, let me take a photo first and then hang up the oil bottle."

"You're so oily." Li Laisi pinched her eyebrows speechlessly: "Hey, that handsome guy, yes, yes, yes, it's you, two dollars, come here and let me kiss you!"

Li Cang reacted for a while: "Two yuan? Two yuan is just enough to kiss my coat!"

"I'll give you two slaps! Come here quickly!"

"You know, sometimes you'd be quite cute if you weren't so cruel."

"Hey, don't you think it's an insult to describe such a sexy girl like me as cute?"

"I have to test it myself before I can believe what you say."

"Start with the legs or the head?"

Letishia hugged a book: "The book says that flirting usually starts with the neck and waist, usually accompanied by movements of the calves and feet. Appropriate use of aromatherapy, wine and other props often has unexpected positive effects. , Master, Mistress, do you need my help? There is sufficient research to show that the addition of a third party can make—"

Li Cang was confused: "No, what weird thing is she reading again?"

Letixia pointed at the cover: "Marriage Schizophrenia and Flirting Principle Scale Relativity, my Russian learning reference book, some of the vocabulary usage in it is refreshing."

"What relativity? Russian? Is this really a serious book?" Li Cang turned his head to look at Li Leisi: "What's going on?"

Li Leisi said: "Don't know, Letixia, our little comrade is amazing, this is already the fourth language she has basically mastered, and soon she will be able to add languages ​​to the translator, oh, those books are all I picked up in the warehouse I turned it over, and she could understand it by looking at the dictionary. Can you believe it? Teacher Cang, our island is finally going to have a civilian!"

"Good!" Li Cang said excitedly: "Send her back to the base to take the college entrance examination tomorrow! Get dozens of degrees!"

"I won't go!"

"Tsk~" Li Lace laughed so hard, "Don't think I don't know what you are up to. Letixia can do everything, from housework to fighting, practicing martial arts, and being an assistant. I don't know how comfortable my life is with her taking care of me. Goose, goose, goose, don't think of sending her away. The young lady also likes her. The young lady said that the lobster soup she cooked is so delicious that it can be brought to Aunt Kong to taste!"

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