The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

If there is any advantage to traveling slowly enough on Sky Island, it is that it can turn all established facts into reasonable reprieves.

The precisely measured 37 hours of sailing into the tidal zone made Lao Wang, Li Cang, and Miss Lai Lei very satisfied. The only one who was unhappy was probably Li Cang himself. He thought it was a kind of torture, a dull knife cutting flesh and soul. torture.

Li Laisi was dressed in a short dress, her head was covered, and she banged the sandbag filled with metal sand: "You know, little lady, once I asked Li Cang to pick me up at the airport at ten in the morning, and he got up at 4:30 in the morning. , he said he wanted to take the Ring Expressway to avoid the morning rush hour so as not to be late. Well, you know what happened. People were already at the airport at 5:50. It wasn’t even 9 o’clock, and they called me 16 times in an hour to ask where I was. , the stewardess of American Airlines almost thought that I had put a bomb on the plane and was about to explode it. Where else could I be, of course ten thousand meters above this idiot’s head!”

"Then guess what, I couldn't find anyone when I got off the plane. This idiot went fishing for toads with a group of six-year-old kids outside the wall of the take-off and landing runway. I was ah ah ah. Then you know What was the first thing this guy said? He actually asked me how I got here. The plane crashed and I got off the plane early. How did I get here? "

"So, this fool's concept of time is different from that of normal people. If I had been as good as I am now, I would have smashed the face of that Boeing 747 in my hand!"

Li Cang, who was beside him, was very unhappy: "If you had got off the plane on time, I would have caught enough toads for lunch. In the end, I still got the extra share for the kid. I'm sorry."

"Did you hear that? I flew back from the other side of the ocean to see this thing. Maybe I would like to sacrifice myself for a shot or something. He just wanted to arrange toads for my lunch, or catch them from the dirty ditch himself. What did he think? How dare you do that? Do you think I want to eat swan meat?”

"That is a canal for watering rice fields, not a dirty ditch. Wouldn't it be more sincere to catch fish with your own hands?" Li Cang retorted vigorously, "You weighed two to three hundred pounds at that time. If you sacrificed yourself for me and went to the hospital, you would be called a sacrifice for the country. !”

"You fart! You chased me when I was little! You even kissed me! And you stuck out your tongue!"

"How old was I at that time? I'm not even sure whether you are a girl or not! Besides, your mother didn't agree at the time."

"Hey! Li Cang, you are so good! Now you are 'my' mother again? You two-faced, wolf-hearted beast! I told Rao Qifang to go!"

Little Miss: "."

You two are truly a breath of fresh air in the childhood sweetheart world.

Lao Wang carried back the ton-sized cast-iron ball that accidentally ran out of the orbital plate, and pushed it back and forth with one hand. The muscles in his arms and shoulders moved under his skin like mountains: "My dear, now you understand what I mean. How was life back then? It used to be so uncomfortable for me when I saw them not being in a relationship, but now I feel so uncomfortable when I see them getting tired of each other. These two are just acting like animals!"

Li Laixi pinched her chin and thought for a moment: "It was during your high school summer vacation, right? It seemed like they felt uncomfortable looking at you. If I remember correctly, the reason your class reunion became the last one was because you took the dean's wife Bring them into the KTV and sing with them?”

Li Cang said: "Not only that, I didn't call Lao Wang that time at all. It was agreed that Lao Wang wouldn't go so we dared to bring our family members. Since then, there has been no such boring activity as a dinner party in several classes." , my daily income target suddenly dropped by several percentage points.”

"The dean's wife?" Tai Xiaoyi's eyes were bright, "Well, she is very beautiful?"

"I think I have a photo. It's on the phone I used two years ago. I'll get it!"

"Li Cang, please be a fucking human being! Little Miss, listen to me, there is no such thing, absolutely not such a thing, eh don't. eh yo don't. Just listen to me!"

Li Cang: "Look, little lady, this is the doctor who gave him the bag. Lao Wang suffered 6 collapses because of her!"

Li Laixi was confused: "Then it can't be turned into a shower? Honey mallet?"

While being beaten, Lao Wang whined and roared angrily: "You little sissy knows nothing about medicine. Do you have any medical knowledge? I call it post-modern technological armor. My little lady doesn't know how happy it is. Don't hit her."

"Teacher Cang, beat him up, he's scolding me!"

"My good son, this is your fault. Don't lie next time, you know?"

"You traitor!"

"Li! Cang!"

Letitia turned her face in confusion: "What kind of leather bag?"

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37 hours later.

Four people plus one and a half people each gnawed on a waxed wild boar leg, looking at the nearby tidal zone and enjoying the delicious food. Wild boar is a good thing, but it is a pity that it is okay to eat it occasionally. Usually it is used as feed for exotic animals. role.

"It's a bit too spicy, and there seems to be too much white pepper and grass fruit in the marinade."

"I think it's just right. If the medicinal smell is more emphasized, it can completely cover up the fishy smell of wild boar~"

"Why haven't the bison given birth to their calves recently? We haven't tasted bison meat in three months, right?"

"It's only been a month, and if you dare to lay a finger on those cows, I'll cut your balls off. I've never seen anyone in my life who can't tell the difference between a bull and a cow. The belly of the bison you roasted last time Even with the kid!"

"Damn it, why are these pigs so fertile! By the way, can I kill that crispy noodle over there? How did it get out of the insect nest?"

"Shh, don't make any noise, don't make any noise, it's time, it's time!"

"50 pills, I bet this thing feels like surfing!"

"100, Mr. Cang Cang vomited loudly, buy it and leave!"

Like a colorful film, when the island is driven in, it will even produce a tension-like depression, giving it a sticky feeling like driving into a gel.

Bo~

There are indeed tides in the tidal zone. The two, no, three empty islands seem to have entered some kind of pipeline, as if they are walking on the Rainbow Bridge. There are blurred and trailing lines under your feet and around you, and the space is distorted into an endless expanse. In the corridor, bubbles are connected in series like huge gems, forming crests and waves, rolling and raging.

Li Laixi and Tai Xiaoyi exclaimed: "This place is so beautiful, it's like the dream castle in my childhood dreams, Li Cang! Look! Li Cang? Teacher Cang! Lao Wang?"

Li Cang knelt on the edge of the empty island and raised his hands: "vomit"

"I'm here." Lao Wang kept the same look: "Ugh"

This is so fucking gentle and so stable. Is there any difference between this and the jump point and jump storm?

The huge empty island is like a small boat in the stormy sea, swaying and drifting with the current. The colorful and illusory color lines have no starting point and no end. It makes people confused about the direction and unable to create a sense of distance and complete space.

At the tidal breakpoints behind the bubbles, fleets with protective fields are secretly hidden. These fleets use their own methods to maintain stable communication and whisper among each other amidst the strong interference in the tidal zone.

"Hey~"

The whistle is short and sharp.

"Hey guys, there's a new guy coming to work!"

"The scan is complete. As you can see, there are two men and three women. The rest are all wild beasts and alienated creatures. Fake, let me tell you, there are so many red dots on the inside of that big island. Brothers, such a big island There are only five people operating the company, and those we can’t afford to offend should just leave.”

"It's gone, it's gone."

"The fighting power of the men who just came in is negligible. The remaining three girls are afraid of you. Maybe all their fighting power lies in the men?"

"Stop beeping. The Latvian gang directly rejected our attack signal and withdrew on their own."

"Starboard 175, Rhodes' team has also withdrawn, and he didn't even bother to give us a signal. I said Rhodes is unreliable!"

"What to do now? How many teams are left ready to do it?"

"No one dares to approach such a big guy directly. They are all hiding and watching. I suspect Rhodes and the others are also hiding. They will probably jump out when there is something cheap to pick up. This will not happen once or twice. ”

"There are really only five people? This is so damn scary! The devil can't sleep at night after hearing this!"

"Absolutely. I have been on the Cassius for decades. There are countless islands brought in by the tide, but even the orbital island I have never seen is so exaggerated. There are only five people. According to experience, their individual combat effectiveness I’m afraid it will be ridiculously strong.”

"Fake, those two men will quickly adapt to the melody of the Tidal Zone and regain their fighting strength. Even if these people enter the Tidal Zone for the first time, we only have a day and a half to two days at most to make a decision."

"Then what are you waiting for? Outputting information, swaying people, guarding a big fish of this quality, and you are afraid that the fisherman will not take the bait?"

"good!"