The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Chapter 1503 Trivia

When your best friend, brother, loved one, or family member who you live with suddenly stops being violent and starts talking about feelings with you, it usually means only two or three words: pay more, pay more! Li Cang is really afraid that this spendthrift woman will suddenly go crazy and throw hundreds of short-term goals in his face!

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But to be honest, it sounds addictive, what’s the matter?

Li Cang shook his head and rubbed his face, and was surprised to find that there were several pairs of big eyes next to him. He was immediately angry and embarrassed: "A bunch of rebellious sons! Where did you come from? Who asked you to follow me? Don't you have your own business? Get out! Get out!"

The rebellious sons can resonate with Li Cang's spirit to a certain extent. With such drastic and unprecedented emotional fluctuations, isn't it natural for them to come out to care about their old father's mental state and show filial piety? Unexpectedly, the rebellious old father was hit by a Zaun output-enhancing magic wand. Some of the more tragic ones, such as Miss Qiu, were even hit by two slippers and almost lost half of their lives.

Li Cang smacked his lips and stepped on the child again.

A shirt with "My mom is so beautiful" printed on it, wide-leg denim shorts that cost a few dozen yuan before the disaster, flip-flops on his feet, his face was blown by the wind all night without washing, his long hair was messy like a chicken coop, if it weren't for his appearance that was too far away from the masses and the key chain hanging around his waist, he would definitely look like a young and frivolous rich second generation.

Yes, the fake rich second generation can only rely on the friendly financial support of the grandparents in the Second Hospital to buy a car, a house, seven insurances and one fund, and pay attention to forbearance and wealth. The real rich second generation represents a sloppy face, stealing from the wife, stealing from the old man, and robbing the naughty child. Not only is he not slick, but he is also extremely undignified. Although his family has no mines, they have mountains, forests and grasslands where horses can be raced, which highlights a waste of natural resources.

So, don't you understand who to choose?

Well.

Imagination is imagination, but business still needs to be done. Li Cang encountered the first batch of gadgets blocking the road before he set foot on the dog Kun and flew out 800 miles.

A chain of trivial islands.

To call them island chains is obviously too much of an exaggeration. This is a large Gobi shoal composed of broken geological fragments. Even the largest of them may not exceed five kilometers in diameter. The black and shiny fragments vaguely retain some of their shapes before they were broken into pieces, which is the kind of atmosphere that puzzle lovers particularly like.

The surface of the fragments is covered with a layer of black and shiny shell. The crisscrossing cracks are very textured and show a strange regularity. Occasionally, there are pale bones buried shallowly in this layer of mud shell, which blends perfectly with it. It can be seen that this layer of shell should have been in a liquid state before a certain period of time.

"Black Mist Island?"

Li Cang swung the big magic wand and knocked off a piece of mud shell, and gently rubbed it with the bones in his hand. If conditions permit and someone is willing to pay, Li Cang actually doesn't mind writing an article "On the Black Mist Island and the Four Forms of Black Oil".

There aren't many bones, but it's clear that they all belong to zombies rather than humans. This makes people curious. Who or what could turn Black Mist Island and Black Oil into this state?

If it was humans, unless those guys were much more generous than Li Cang, how could they turn something of considerable value into garbage and expose it in the wilderness? If it was zombies or alien beasts, this possibility cannot be ruled out, but it doesn't make sense at all. Zombies and alien beasts are sophisticated and selfish fundamentalists. If they have such ability, why don't they eat up this piece of debris? That would be easier and obviously more in line with their style.

Or

Damn it, it can't be a bug, right?

He threw the sample in his hand into a wish-level packaging tube for preservation, compared the angle and distance with the live point map and radar, and waved his hand and said: "Boys, clear this airspace!"

The mill has preset plans and preset conditions. Li Cang, who has been busy recently, obviously ignored what he had set up last time. As a result, the first thing that came out of the homologous channel was a turtle-backed water loach.

Boom.

The full load of terrifying dead weight smashed the debris below like a small boat in a storm, and it was about to overturn on the spot.

Li Cang was embarrassed and slapped his forehead loudly: "Damn, I forgot."

The turtle-backed water loach was kicked back to the channel, and the black-skinned lackeys fell from the air like a heavy rain. The dust and fragments splashed from the broken and fragile debris zone were as spectacular as a small-scale volcanic eruption, forming countless gray-black mushroom clouds.

The appearance of the lackeys was not ideal, but they were meniscus destroyers. They landed straight like superheroes, without any delay, and climbed out of the pit as if nothing had happened. Some fixed their bones, some fixed their legs, and there was a brilliant sound of metal collision, and sparks flew everywhere.

The molten armor was very useful, but the life of the big dog and the second dog was only one to three weeks. Li Cang was obviously too lazy to waste time on them to consider things like comfort, and would not be humane to let them wear armor like the rebellious son above the third dog, who would wear it alive but not alive. Basically, they had to wear armor all the way until they were melted down. In the true sense, one armor was passed down for three generations, and the dog cage was still there.

The molten armor had symbolic growth potential, which was very weak, but not non-existent.

Regardless of whether there are hundreds or tens of millions of doglegs, their original "DNA" all uses the same set of templates, which is perfectly suitable for all melt-cast armors. There is no need to consider allergic reactions, let alone sensitivity tests.

Li Cang snapped his fingers to summon Big Corpse Brother and assigned him a Wugouzi: "Big Supervisor, watch them work!"

After saying that, he stepped on the dog Kun and continued to fly towards the airspace ahead, throwing out a number of anti-teleportation missiles along the way to explore the path. This distance was not enough to cover the empty island in two days. He had to cover the path for at least ten days. Don’t worry until you step on it yourself.

Although we talk about presenting facts and reasoning based on experience, after every major incident, Xiaobi Zaizi usually generously leaves them a certain buffer time and transports them to a relatively deserted airspace, but this is not without exception. Li Cang has always been very cautious in this area.

after all

The more you crash, the more expensive your insurance will be in the coming year.

Therefore, Li Cang's self-knowledge will normally evolve into a tough talk as the number of people around him increases. He will never admit that this kind of thing really exists when outsiders are present.

Deny it with all your heart.

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"In other words, we now have almost twenty days of vacation?"

"Only in theory"

"I know, I know, you don't have to be so reluctant every time!"

"Then you don't have to be as happy as if you picked up money every time. I only patrolled twenty days' journey. The front was too clean. I couldn't see anything for the time being, so I came back directly. It's so desolate. The airspace is really hard to get excited about, I'm lucky that little penny boy can actually find such a ghost place."

"What a shameless thing! I've been with you on this island for a whole week! I haven't played a single second of games! I just practice, practice, practice every day! Aren't you doing something unprecedented every day? What do you mean by unprecedented? This is called unprecedented! I am such a gentle and virtuous person! I am so great!”

"Oh, aren't you criticizing drug addicts?"

You haven’t played the game, so you really didn’t mention anything about timi other than practicing martial arts!

Inversely proportional to Li Laixi's happiness and excitement, Li Cang is quite sad. Little Coin Boy is too despicable. Do you know how much inventory I lost with a big blood explosion in the fantasy island chain? Now is the time when I need raw materials. You can play with me. With this set, do you want to play happily together in the future?

It took Li Cang five days to deal with the potential collision factors on the track. Lao Wang's empty island really couldn't withstand the trouble at the moment, not to mention the master of the nest who might jump out and cause trouble. , just the damage and consumption caused by the master of the nest is too much to bear, unnecessary wear and tear can be avoided if possible.

Li Laixi, who was full of money, didn't feel even a trace of guilt at all. Her face was slightly red and she smacked happily for a long time: "Let's go, go, go, go, go, I can't wait to start enjoying my life!"

"Oh, wait a minute, I'll get something—"

"Aren't you going to the Friendship Mall to pick up the goods? What are you talking about? What a bitch!"

Li Cang was kicked into the one-way jump channel by this girl. The posture was really cool, and the strength and angle were almost perfect.

Boom.

Li Cang smashed one of the partition walls of the bunker, causing bricks and tiles to fly.

The staff in the bunker were all confused. Didn't they mention that this man was on vacation recently? Could it be that he was beaten so badly by some magical thing that he fled back to the base?

The twenty-four-year-old girl in military uniform who had a thirty-one-year-old niece who had been fond of Li Cang since she was a child and who had been updating Li Cang's posts and who had just gotten married three years ago rushed forward with a cry and scared Li Cang. Smart, the tone of his voice changed: "Wait, wait, wait, our eldest niece is getting married again today?"

"Already divorced!" The girl in military uniform smiled like a flower blooming richly, "Teacher Cang, Teacher Cang, you haven't left here for a long time. Hey, why don't you see Master Wang?"

Li Cang: "."

Young lady, you know how to eat two things with one fish.

Li Laisi then landed and shouted as soon as she entered the door: "Where's my motorcycle! Why is the motorcycle missing? Can even this place attract thieves?"

This time it was the girl in military uniform's turn to be smart. Among them, Li Laixi has always been synonymous with being someone who is not easy to mess with. She quickly gave a standard salute: "Report to the chief, the car has been transported by Brother Zhuzi for maintenance. In the basement There are a few four-wheelers parked for you, why don’t you use them first?”

Chief?

Li Leisi smacked her lips and hissed, feeling very uncomfortable.

Da Leizi, who was in an extremely happy mood, pushed a few losers over casually: "Here, take the small gifts and New Year's goods I brought for you. I think I also have some snacks. Eat them sparingly. I use the one-way aisle recently. There should be less people leaving, and we have to celebrate the New Year too!”

"Yeah, sister Leilei, you haven't celebrated the New Year at the base for two years. New Year's Day and Spring Festival have become more and more grand in the base these two years, so you must come!"

"Let's go~"

After coming out, the two suddenly realized a soul-destroying question: Who would drive?

Li Laisi's driving skills are all about will-o'-the-wisp. When you brake in a hurry, she can unscrew the steering wheel for you. As for Li Cang, let's not mention it.

"How about flying?"

"Do you want to be watched with a conspicuous bag?"

"It's like you won't be watched if you don't fly, but are you sure who dares to watch your old man without risking his life?"

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In a sense, Li Cang is actually a very rule-abiding person. At least he is always willing to abide by the basic laws and regulations of the base, including traffic regulations. Things like air bans require the real-time dynamics of flying units to be handed over to the base for access at any time. Li Cang didn't want to have special privileges. Mainly, he didn't want to be surrounded by a crowd of powerful people behind the big screen. Just thinking about it made his scalp numb.

The final decision was made by Li Leisi to drive.

"Skills! My driving skills are much better than yours!" Li Laixi stretched out a finger and emphasized seriously, "Are you worthy of competing with me?"

Li Cang was speechless.

Sparrow food, Da Leizi has no other problems except driving fast. In the past, people were chasing after people in the car, but now, even the only problem can not be regarded as a problem.

"Go home first or go to Friendship first?"

"Let's go to Youyi Shopping Mall first and decide your size. Do you want to go shopping in the supermarket?"

Li Laixi thought for a while: "Well, Li Cang, why are you like a girl? You have loved going to the supermarket since you were a child, and home delivery is not a good idea?"

"You know Hammer, this is called fun. Speaking of which, I used to like visiting the vegetable market. I can't afford to just look at it!"

Li Laixi suddenly thought of the childhood he spent as a tall but skinny little man, going up the mountains to catch birds and down the rivers to catch fish and scavenge at the vegetable market. He didn't speak and just moaned.

Su embroidery shop.

The elegant old lady was holding a small embroidered purse in her hand and holding her granddaughter on her arm. She was about to close the store. When she saw Li Cang, a young man with a smile on his face, he suddenly said angrily: "You are young and don't learn well. Do you still have any sense of time?”

While talking, she kept tucking her granddaughter, who had a curious look on her face and her eyes were shining, and she had left her six souls behind, as if she were guarding against thieves. To be honest, she was able to tuck a living person into a quilt. .

"It's only two o'clock in the afternoon and you're closing the shop and running away?" Li Cang pointed to the car, "It's a long way and we have to back up. Look, the tires are spinning and smoking!"

"It's half past one, it's half past one, old lady, don't I want a private life? My Qingbao finally came back from school after the vacation. Isn't she allowed to be intimate with her and take her shopping?"

"You are right, I brought you the man, look at it"

"Come in, hurry up!"

That's what they say, but the old lady who was in working mode seemed to be a different person as soon as she entered the store. She leisurely took the manuscript and prepared the fabric. She was calm and orderly. Yes, it still felt like a soothing song. classical music.

"Li Li Li Li Li Li Li."

"Hello."

When the BGM stopped, the old lady anxiously picked up her granddaughter and left: "No more measuring! Come back tomorrow! Get out!"

A group of shop assistant ladies pursed their lips and smiled coquettishly. They leaned forward and backward, singing sweetly. However, when they took off their tight lace loose coats and measured her, they stopped laughing. The feeling of oppression was simply too terrifying. , a series of noisy exclamations——

"Is there really someone who looks like this?"

"Can a person really grow like this? What did he eat to grow up? How many children can he eat at a meal?"

"Strong, awesome."

"It's so spectacular, breathtaking, breathtaking!"

"I was naive. I always thought it was a problem with the videos and photos. No wonder I always wore such a loose coat or something."

"@#￥%!" A shop assistant couldn't help but swore. Wu Nong talked softly about Jiangnan Water Village, and even when he scolded people, he looked extremely delicate: "If I can look like this, I will wear the clothes in the store every day. When I go shopping with my chest hollowed out, no one in my class is interested in me, so I have to show off, I’m so greedy for them!”

"I advise you to be lenient with your words. Well, there is a guy standing over there who only has great martial arts skills and is staring at us like a thief~"

"That's right, what nonsense are you talking about? Don't lead Sister Leilei into trouble, right? Sister Leilei, we should dress like this now!"

What else could Li Laixi say? She showed dignity with a smile.