The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

"Tsk~" There is a kind of mischief and teasing in the clear eyes of the old lady that is completely inconsistent with her age, but paradoxically full of wisdom that cannot be given by time and experience, "Little Peipei, you are so lucky!"

"What the hell is Little Peeling? Also, does this guy know how to cut for nothing?!"

The old lady looked at her in a perfunctory manner, but when she turned to smile at her granddaughter, she showed another kind of peace and quiet: "I heard other people call me that, and I think it's quite appropriate. I don't know what the little one is doing now." What's wrong with being young? The rebellious period is really long. I, Qingbao, am so good, how could I be obsessed with a bully like you? Shh, don't look back, Qingbao is watching! "

"Is there a possibility that I just did the right thing that others wanted to do but couldn't?"

"To a certain extent, you are, but that has nothing to do with me, old lady. I'm just an ordinary little old lady trying to protect my precious granddaughter from being seduced by bad boys outside." The old lady actually nodded, and then said with a serious face, "Let's talk about it. This time I will use the best materials and the most handsome work for you. This will be the old lady's final work, and you will not come here again." , my Qingbao soul will fly away again!"

Li Cang glanced at the old lady's granddaughter and smiled: "I have to pay more!"

"???"

Li Cang remembers clearly that the old lady wanted to increase his price at that time. There are still people in this world who dare to kill me, Li Cang, in front of me. Then I have to argue with you: "If I mean If the bad boy's sweet words really seduce our innocent-faced and inexperienced Qingbao away, and he has both people and appearance, and in the name of his grandson-in-law and great-grandson, he makes the old lady work overtime day and night to finish the clothes, then you will be soft-hearted. How to deal with it?”

Old lady: "How about I lie down first and you repeat what you just said?"

Li Cang: (_)

"Look at you, you're still so naughty even though you're so old. Oh, I'm just joking!"

"It's you, you're so young. I'm too lazy to argue with you, old lady. Did you choose these clothes from the previous materials?"

"Looking at the arrangements, I absolutely believe in your professionalism!"

The old lady gritted her teeth with hatred: "Is it unfair to say that you are little Peipian? You are going to empty out the old lady's family fortune. It's great. But don't worry, little Peipian. The old lady can't do anything to herself. As for the signboard, I accepted her job!”

After hearing this, a group of the same grandmothers behind him sighed and shouted that they had lost their wives and lost their troops.

"How can this be done?"

"That's right. I think Sister Zhen is old and confused. The girl is of that size and wants a cheongsam. She wears it like this. What kind of Su embroidery can look elegant?"

"What nonsense? Work is work and people are people!"

"I mean, this is obviously a dress for formal occasions. They will definitely attend the party at the base this year. I'm afraid it will attract criticism. You must know that the base embroidery workshop is not just ours. Our colleagues are enemies. I don't know. How unpleasant those people’s words would be!”

"When you put it like that, I have already thought out the lines for them, about being disrespectful, about sacrificing one's abilities to seek the last, about doing everything possible, and about getting attention."

Li Cang's five senses were so sharp, and he was so pleased with Yourong when he heard the words of a few little old ladies.

Pooh.

Hearing this made me feel ashamed and ashamed.

In fact, I have heard similar words about Li Cang from Rao Qifang more than once or twice. He said that Li Cang is a typical dog in the eye of the beholder, that Li Lai was unworthy, and that she had a hammer when she put on a cheongsam with her savage figure. The feminine cheongsam is elegant in Suzhou embroidery and is sure to seduce her once she wears the cheongsam.

emmm

However, Comrade Daleizi really understands our teacher Cang to the core. She also has a motto for awakening the world with extremely precise and stable positioning: Rao Qifang, you are a middle-aged and elderly woman who understands hammers. This pervert likes horses when he rides them. Fleas!

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Hot Springs Mountain Villa.

The entire road going up is decorated with gorgeous light strips. The red lanterns and hydrangea ribbons are as festive as they come.

As soon as Li Cang and Li Laixi stopped with a team of carriages, they saw Rao Qifang's face that was no different from that of a girl, even more delicate, appeared in the door, saying hello repeatedly: "Why are you here now? Come on, come on, we're going to leave the house!"

Then came the deafening voice of Lao Wang: "Peng! Here it comes? Eight tubes!"

Li Cang: "."

It's his grandma's bad luck. Is there anyone who greets people like this? You are the one with the Eight Tongs, and your whole family is the Eight Tongs!

On the table are Jin Yujing, Kong Jingqiao and Tai Xiaoyi. In short, we don’t know which one Lao Wang dares to win. This is not playing mahjong. Isn’t this a sincere gift of money?

Jin Yujing has piled a small pile of ivory and white-engraved chips on the table. She is holding her chin with her left hand and twisting three mahjong tiles with two fingers of her right hand. She is spinning them perfectly, and the crisp sound rhythm even has a strange rhythm. Feeling like this, Li Cang, who is addicted to food, decisively chose Jin Yujing, who had the most chips, and dragged a chair to sit next to her: "Huh? It's okay to keep these two, but I can't make up this one, why are you holding on?"

Jin Yujing glanced at Li Cang lazily: "You, Aunt Kong, are so stupid."

"Eh? What about this?"

"Xiao Zhong's gong, listen now!"

"Uh, is it true? Can this be calculated?"

"No need to ask, this is Xiaoyi's unique color, fire all three!"

The expressions of the three families were weird, and Li Cang's expression was even weirder.

It was Jin Yujing's turn to touch the cards. Jin Yujing picked up one card and then the third card in her hand popped out and landed right in front of Lao Wang: "Seven cards, is it a good deal?"

Lao Wang gritted his teeth: "Gang!"

When Lao Wang threw out a card, just as Tai Xiaoyi was about to touch the card, Jin Yujing leisurely pushed the mahjong: "What a fool!"

After saying that, he twisted three chips and one was lost in front of the house.

"Eh? How come you still lose money after being so stupid?"

"You must pay for it!"

Li Cang was numb: "I have never beaten such a big one."

Orbital Line Bird Saint and Lao Wang looked at each other, smiled bitterly, with gloomy faces. This was not an opponent of an order of magnitude. After starting with a few cards, everyone knew what they wanted in their hands, and they were extremely accurate. There were almost no mistakes. Jin Yujing cleansed the three of them as easily as hitting a baby.

Jin Yujing yawned: "Princess Cangcang, come here, I'm a little tired~"

Looking at the chips piled into a small mountain, Li Cang's heart swayed, and he said with dignity: "Can't do it?"

Lao Wang: "Here, hurry up and pour Coke for Teacher Cang. I want four cubes of ice!"

this.

It's a bit insulting.

You were submissive when Jin Yujing left the show, but you couldn't wait until I left. You are so brave.

As a result, Li Cang came to the table and accepted the chips with a smile, and Rao Qifang happily took over Li Cang's chair. Jin Yujing was nestled on the sofa not far behind the two of them and glanced over from time to time. When she saw Rao Qifang coming to watch the battle and help, Kong Jingqiao immediately took the chips. The momentum of burning the cauldron and sinking the boat has emerged

Let's just say, these two can even kill flying chess and checkers and make rivers of blood flow.

As soon as the card grabbing was over, Rao Qifang stood up and said, "Old woman, did you change the cards? Is there something wrong with the mahjong machine? How can anyone capture the cards like this?"

Li Cang pulled Rao Qifang awkwardly: "Mom, stop talking."

Yes.

That's how some people are.

After less than three rounds, someone was kicked off the table and rolled over to Li Laisi to grab some fruit. Rao Qifang was surrounded by several people. Qin Zhenzhen, Jin Yujing and Li Qingyi——

"Ah, are you really feeling better?"

"Poor Princess Cangcang!"

"Tsk, I just said it, and you still didn't believe me!"

Someone had a fever on his face.

Li Laixi, who was lying on the sofa, threw an orange at her. Li Cang peeled the orange peel and was about to put it in his mouth. She snatched it back with a swish: "I asked you to peel it for me, but I didn't let you eat it!"

"I, Timi, can't wait to peel off your skin right now."

Li Laixi glanced straight towards the bedroom, urging: "Then let's go? It's really exciting!"

"."

Thanks for the invitation.

It would be healthier to maintain a sense of distance between people.

After three rounds of cards, the second person to be eliminated was Lao Wang. It was not because of the same dish dog, but mainly because it was really unbearable when the spirit of the goods exploded. Even the skills could not make up for the type of cards. The gap between Li Cang and Li Laixi was that he had won two Grand Slams in one hour. He was unanimously rejected by the three companies and was voted out. The people at the table were once again replaced by Rao Qifang, Kong Jingqiao, Jin Yujing and Tai Xiaoyi. , the fierce fighting continued.

Li Cang asked: "How much did you lose?"

"Lost" Lao Wang said sadly: "I found that as long as it has anything to do with money, you really can't have anything to do with Aunt Jin. It's too scary. Of course, I can't have anything to do with you, a piece of shit. People's money Auntie is winning after all, you are robbing me!"

Li Leisi was stunned by this guy's harsh words: "Two full rounds, you still lose?"

"It's useless. As long as the cards are in the hands of Aunt Jin and my little lady, there's no need to count on them. You won't vomit. Didn't you realize that every time I messed up, I was touching myself? Really, Aunt Jin has some special skills, or she can listen. Either you know how to memorize cards, but playing cards with this kind of king of kings will make your mind tired and your heart even more tired!”

"The mahjong machine is dry-cleaned and not hand-washed. How do you hear that?"

"Then I don't know. If it's purely about card skills, it shouldn't be able to reach this level."

"Listening and memorizing are also card skills."

Li Cang peeled off a mangosteen and shoved it into Li Laisi's mouth. He peeled it off very quickly and said, "What do you think of the fantasy island chain?"

"You've already split half of it after we met. Why do you ask for an explanation? Why are you so embarrassed to give me one too? Why don't you stuff it in and force it?" Lao Wang chewed his teeth and was a little unwilling to sit with these two beasts. Son, "Everyone in such a large independent and closed residential area gets half of it. You open and close your mouth and take half for yourself. Thinking about it, I'm really happy for them~"

Li Laixi rolled her eyes: "You are so beautiful, look at our teacher Cang's hands, look at your pig's mouth, are you worthy of eating the mangosteen he peeled?"

Li Cang said: "If I don't go, the illusion will get cold sooner or later. The master of the lair is so easy to answer. If you weren't so lucky as a diode and wiped that thing on your neck, I guess we would still have a headache." For a while, I couldn’t eat and vomited, and I felt so depressed.”

"That's not true!" Lao Wang tried his best to describe his aura and majestic figure at that time, but he didn't know whether he had used up all the words on Rao Qifang and Kong Jingqiao or if he didn't have any words in his mind. He couldn’t even hold it back: “Damn it, I was so awesome at that time anyway!”

Li Leisi: "Ah, yes, yes."

Li Cang didn't even bother to deal with the yin and yang strange energy: "There are leftovers from the big blood explosion. They can't digest that kind of thing. I can cut off some of the share and exchange it for it all. I can use it."

"Damn, you are really as smart as an atom, how do you know that thing is worth anything!"

"How can I not count the things I worked so hard to dig out?"

"Isn't it exploded now?" Lao Wang muttered, "Xenogeneic energy matrix, emmm, how should I describe it, insect-based matrix? In short, that's what it means. Without identification, it is most likely the same as the material of insect corpses. It cannot be sacrificed normally, it was blown up after being touched by your new daughter, it is already dirty!"

"It doesn't matter, coins can't be scratched, materials are hard currency!"

"Fernandez's first batch of goods is already being prepared and should arrive soon. However, I'm wondering if you, the sect leader, should pay less taxes and other miscellaneous taxes because of the misery over there. At any rate, your meaning is so subtle that it makes people sad. Isn’t it blood?”

"What kind of ecstasy soup did they feed you?"

"Shit, you didn't go there yourself. You just need a hammer to bulldoze the whole place. Now it's really no longer a pest disaster, it's a fourth natural disaster!"

"We'll talk about it later."

Lao Wang suddenly reacted and said with a sad face: "Wait a minute? Something's wrong. I said Teacher Cang, you don't still have raw materials in stock in the mill, do you? What are you planning to hold back?"

Li Cang gave him a strange look and lamented that this guy seemed to have a better brain recently: "Ignis in the Mirage District, remember that I told you about his bloodline ability?"

Lao Wang chewed his teeth again, and one word popped out of his mouth: "Expensive!"

Yes, it's expensive.

Ignis's natural ability may not be that valuable, but if the person who wants to use it is Li Cang, then it will be a different price. After all, if this guy has money, he really dares to spend it. He will go bankrupt at every turn, or even go into debt. Lei, so that every time Lao Wang sees Li Cang throwing money, he can't help but think wrong. With this intensity and frequency, not only those little girls can't stand it, but even the old men can't stand it.

F*ck, it’s great to be young, you can make money when you’re young!

Lao Wang threw over a card: "Here, there is an invitation to the New Year's Day party. It seems that I have your medal again this year~"

"I won't go! I won't accept it!"

"Go and have your big dreams. You can tell with your toes that Mr. Bei will never let you go even if he does anything. You tricked me last time you spoke. I'll see what you can do to hide this year!"

"."

Getting him to speak on stage in front of tens of thousands of people is simply more difficult than killing him. Dear comrades and compatriots at the base, I advise you to be kind to others. I believe you don’t want to see the kindergarten God of War incident happen again at the New Year’s Day party. Tragedy repeats itself, right?

It feels like the third step of dental implantation is here before I feel relieved. Referring to the tragic situation last time, there may be no update tomorrow. Let’s just say, who would have thought that a small area of ​​half a square centimeter could be repeatedly hit by seven or eight knives? Hey, Gan.