The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Li Cang, Teacher Cang, can you be criticized casually?

When Lao Wang saw Li Cang's eyes crossed, he knew that this guy must not be holding anything good in his mouth. However, he had a lot of tricks in his hands over the years, so he started to talk about "throwing a knife into his brother's life" and "quitting smoking". Words like "It's for my own good" and "Don't neglect a good deed are too small" came out of his mouth, and the stilted building was suddenly filled with a happy atmosphere.

"Ha," Li Cang said disdainfully, "Kong Yiji will be forced to apply for World Heritage status sooner or later because of people like you."

Until he finished eating, Lao Wang was still thinking about his "Introduction to the Dagger" and "Mastering the Page Hammer", and insisted on pulling Li Cang to say that he wanted to practice his fighting skills.

"Why didn't I think of buying some martial arts books or something? According to you, wouldn't it be nice to use this thing to pray for in exchange for some magical secrets? And it's not like praying without physical objects. It has to be 'modified' at the price Come on, the cost will definitely drop like a bungee, right?”

"There is everything in the dream!" Li Cang said, "You two can practice it. It doesn't matter if you practice it under the covers. Take a good look at my proud and handsome face, this gorgeous big wand, what vulgar things are there? Does it matter if the martial artist has a dime, I am obviously a naturally elegant mage, why should I practice hammer fighting? "

"The mage who holds the grass gracefully, please give me some face!"

Laowang's mind was filled with images of Li Cang holding a big magic wand and smashing the brains of some unlucky zombie.

How has this style of painting become distorted?

Would your elegant mage rush into the battlefield with a bare-chested magic tower and hit someone in the face?

Will your elegant mage play the BGM of "Return to the Grave" and make 12 wagons full of dead people line up in an S shape, then in a B shape, and repeatedly jump back and forth in front of your house to trick the dead?

What kind of mage are you? Grain fed or grass fed? Warlocks in Draenor are pretty much the same!

It’s not enough to say anything speculative, but

The so-called great discussion and learning of fighting skills eventually turned into vulgar basic exercises such as bench press, pull-up, plank support, long and short sprints, etc.

The opponent is an ugly walking zombie and a heavily armored walking zombie. Why are you talking about martial arts and fighting skills here?

The martial arts man's dream was shattered again. Lao Wang's sighs were in stark contrast to Li Cang's disdain and disdain for seeing through everything.

I once dreamed of traveling to the end of the world with my sword, but my original plan was canceled because I was too fat.

Oh, canceled twice.

In fact, when Lao Wang first entered high school, he signed up for training classes in Taekwondo, Karate, Muay Thai, Tai Chi, etc.

At that time, his weight was not as exaggerated as it is now, only 192 pounds.

The height is also not as exaggerated as it is now, only 157 centimeters.

Even at that time, he wasn’t called Lao Wang, he was called Tong and Ditan.

Li Cang was woken up by Lao Wang early the next morning, stroking the hair on his head that looked like a chicken coop.

"Damn it, the sun hasn't come out yet, why are you so early?"

"She got up when she asked me," Lao Wang yawned, "Go to my place for breakfast first."

"What's wrong with your broken sentences?"

"There's nothing wrong with me. I got up when she screamed," Lao Wang winked, "I told you that sooner or later something would happen to Gan Chai Liehuo~"

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Li Cang wished he could slap himself in the face.

I'm telling you, I'm so full of dog food yesterday that I want to drink some lemon for digestion, right?

Breakfast is porridge and sweet and sour yellow noodle steamed buns, plus a plate of delicious cold dishes, kale beef and mushrooms.

Li Cang has never seen this combination, but it tastes really amazing.

"If I remember correctly, the kale and mushrooms are the dried products I brought back yesterday? It's amazing, Sister Xiaoyi, you can't eat them at all. They are as juicy as the fresh ones, and I have never heard of anyone doing this. "

Young man, you are very handsome today, the road is getting wider!

Tai Xiaoyi smiled quietly and elegantly,

"My husband"

Lao Wang's ears were about to stand up.

Tai Xiaoyi's face suddenly changed drastically and she started to stutter.

"Well, I, the people in the mountains in our hometown came up with this side dish to go with wine to save trouble. If you like it, I will make it for you next time. It's very, very simple."

Phew~

I’m afraid Miss Tai may have some strange misunderstanding about Lao Wang!

So here comes the question:

How should I tell her in a subtle and polite way that Xiaoyi thought she had committed a taboo but it was actually Mr. Wang's subtle G-spot?

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Forget it, forget it, it’s not appropriate!

Lao Wang's road to being a thief is long and difficult, so let him leave the surprise to Tai Xiaoyi to enjoy alone.

Li Cang's floating island was crowded with walking corpses coiling mosquito coils. Not only was there not a lot of them after one night, it actually became more crowded because the whole mountain of corpses was full of corpses.

The walking zombie dragon was moving as slowly as a PPT, which showed that he was really worried. The completion level had only increased by 6 percentage points, so he waved his hand and asked the big zombie brother to pick up a few walking corpses and throw them through the door.

As a result, this throw caused a big problem

The walking corpse that was thrown in fell there with a thud, became motionless, and returned to its previous state of death.

Moreover, because the road was blocked, the zombies behind who were already stiff and inflexible stumbled to the ground like dominoes as soon as they entered, blocking the narrow corridor behind the door tightly, and the long queue stopped moving completely.

Neither Li Cang nor Brother DaZi were allowed to enter behind the door. He could only stand outside and jump around, unable to rage.

After more than half an hour, the mill automatically resumed operation.

After all this going on, he didn't dare to push things further, so he could only act honestly.

"It's okay for me to cause trouble for myself."

Take out the long-lost forum interface and start browsing.

After seven days of soft and hard persuasion on Qiao Shasha's floating island, Li Cang felt that he was isolated from the world.

The top post of "hot" is still the familiar title:

[Overcoming difficulties and obstacles, building the Great Wall with the brilliance of human nature]

The click rate is already 120 million, which is a terrible number that even gods cannot shake.

The 2nd, 8th, 11th, 14th, 17th, 22nd, 23rd, 27th, and 30th disaster relief bases chose to respond to the posts of the 1st, 4th, 6th, and 7th disaster relief bases in the same way. Apart from this, the other disaster relief bases have not appeared yet.

Perhaps it is because of the shortage of resources and insufficient capabilities, Li Cang does not know.

He tried to enter the coordinates of each base one by one, and the interface showed that the fate coins required for navigation were not less than 800.

"Eh?"

The more he thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong.

"Let me calculate. It took Lao Wang almost 17 days to navigate to me. The speed of the sky island is about 11 kilometers per hour according to the value given by the wish coin, so the total is 4480 kilometers, and it costs 0.6 coins. It means that 1 coin can navigate 7480 kilometers. According to the minimum first base, oh, now it has increased to 856.3 coins."

"6405124?!"

"No, no, no, it stopped for about 5 days in the middle? Just count it as 1 week!"

"3767720"

Unit: kilometers.

Li Cang counted on his fingers and looked at the small crescent moon hanging low on the western horizon and about to set, and fell into a long silence--

You may not believe it, but the straight, oh, arc distance from one point on the "surface" of the earth to another point can go back and forth between the moon and the earth 5 times!

If he calculated it based on the 23rd base, which is the farthest and costs more than 7,000 coins, he could even go to Mars.

It's out of the question!

Geography teacher, don't you keep saying that the circumference of the earth's equator is only 40,000 kilometers? Put away your magic power, and spit out the remaining 3.7 million coins.

In fact, Li Cang has already understood that this is not a problem that can be solved by simple mathematics.

He used his meager mathematical knowledge to argue for a long time. It can't be said that it is meaningless, but it can only be said that it is useless.

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