The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

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A bunch of experts in mathematics, physics and chemistry can't figure out which wild island they're squatting on and scolding their mothers. Don't force yourself to be a scumbag like us, just keep posting.

"Online prayer" posts from believers are flooding in as usual. You can see a few every time you scroll down the page. Li Cang is not even interested in clicking in to join in the fun. Isn't 0.0001 money?

However, several posts with the same poster ID as "Chixin Delusion" caught his attention. This series of posts with the same format had a very high number of clicks.

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[Desert Island Diary: It’s a good day today, and I bumped into Fa Xiao, whom I haven’t seen for more than ten years. What kind of luck is this? 】

[Desert Island Diary: The way he looked at me became more and more strange.]

[Good news: He is not gay when he is young, bad news: he was bitten by a walking zombie]

[Desert Island Diary: During the mutation, he asked me to kill him, but I couldn’t do it at all! 】

[Desert Island Diary: I tied him up, who can tell me what to do and save the child]

[Desert Island Diary: It’s too late, everything that should have happened has already happened]

[Desert Island Diary: My childhood friend was a heavily armored walking zombie]

[Desert Island Diary: Doomsday, a few things between me and the Guardian Knight]

The penultimate post was full of "Condolences", and the next two posts were all "Blessings", "It's true love," and "I started to believe in love again."

Ah this

Li Cang was caught off guard and stunned.

Everyone is trying to survive in this apocalypse, so why should you become a warm corpse when it's your turn? Is this style reasonable?

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

I shook my head hard, trying to get rid of the simple but very graphic words in the post.

Why did I watch it with gusto just now and was even a little addicted?

Hey, this guy is really disrespecting his talent by not writing a novel!

"8 million hits."

Li Cang raised his fingers again:

I pray that half of the coin is removed, that is 8000000*0.0001*0.5

This post with the highest number of clicks, with a total of 900 words, directly received 40 destiny coins.

Lao Wang sacrificed 8 taels of gold in exchange for 16.2 coins. Calculating, he is richer than one gram of gold.

Is this such a soft meal that you have to eat hard?

Numb.

Silently fork the post and turn the page.

Carry it away, please invite the next dream chaser

What kind of strategy post should I write to get 8 million clicks?

The world is changing too fast for me to understand.

[Desert Island Diary] Although it has been accumulated and fermented for more than ten days, it can no longer conceal its outrageous nature.

Li Cang clicked on a few strategy posts that were released today in the middle rankings.

[Analysis of Weaknesses of Heavy Armored Walking Dead]

[Can quantitative changes lead to qualitative changes: the relationship between heavily armored walking zombies and ordinary walking zombies]

[Trap lure flow, preparation before landing on the island to collect supplies]

[3 entries to teach you how to play Sky Island Doomsday]

Among them, the one with the highest number of hits was only 900,000, and [Can quantitative changes lead to qualitative changes: The relationship between heavily armored walking zombies and ordinary living zombies] only had a pitiful 30,000.

The content of the post seems to Li Cang to be very practical.

So, what does this mean?

This is the end of the world that is at stake for everyone's life. TV dramas about selling sex are so popular, but no one cares about the really useful things?

Lao Wang's voice suddenly came from behind,

"Hey, our teacher Cang has a very high political consciousness. Are we starting to worry about the country and the people?"

Li Cang was so excited that he almost swung out the big wand.

"Oh, why do you walk so silently?"

"You are a typical person who can stand and talk without pain in your back," Lao Wang said. "It's surprising that this kind of strategy post can be popular."

Why is this person not positive at all?

Li Cang frowned, not very happy.

"How to say?"

Lao Wang easily pulled apart a few broken skulls on the ground, sat down carelessly, and patted his butt.

"The butt determines the head. Think about it carefully, who have you met from the beginning to now?"

"Good guy, at the beginning of the game, I faced off against the heavily armored walking zombies and harvested long-term benefits with my backhand. It was the 4th or 5th day after the disaster occurred. I formed a team copy to open up wasteland. Also, need I remind you, you just participated in it a few days ago. A wave of 2,000 people was formed and the entire island was cleared of zombies.”

"What kind of illusion makes you mistakenly think that everyone is just like you, Qiao Shasha, and the Will-O-Wisp Youth League, full of liver and gallbladder?"

"Me, Qian Ming, and the little stammering Jingjing, just like that, Aunt's people are the vast majority in the apocalypse, they are small people, ah no, it seems a bit hurtful to say this, I can't say they are small people, I can only Said to be the most ordinary ordinary person."

"Eat enough food, have water to drink, and survive as long as you can. This is what ordinary people think."

"You guys with big fists come up and tell people: how to kill tons of corpses on large wild islands to plunder resources for rapid development, and how to find the three belly buttons on the heavily armored zombies that cannot be penetrated by bullets. A child-sized weak point with armor-piercing critical hits and unparalleled output."

"товарищ, bодка, Ура——"

"There are several dishes and drinks like this, but it won't be a problem if there is even a peanut!"

"Contribute clicks to this kind of guide post? Believe it or not, just scroll down and read the comments. A lot of the people scolding are the posters themselves. I guarantee that they may not have personally practiced their so-called guide."

"Most people's thinking is that if the sky falls, there will be someone high up to support it, and the responsibility of saving the world will be left to others. Why the hell are you going to do it? I haven't even finished yet."

Li Cang said oh,

"Teacher Wang is also a sensible person, so before we die of thirst, can we get the awesomeness you boasted about first?"

Lao Wang:.

Installing a water purifier has become a life-threatening job.

Li Cang knew nothing about this, but Lao Wang insisted at the time that he could arrange the water purification device properly with just a few filter elements and a pipe.

However, when you really get started, you start to get blinded.

"Why doesn't this water go into the filter element?"

"I'm sorry, the water is leaking again"

"Is the voltage of the generator unstable? What the hell is this PVC pipe that can't be welded with a hot melt gun?"

"Hey, well, if you have something to say, please don't do anything."

Tai Xiaoyi came out with a bucket to get some purified water, but she saw Li Cang push Lao Wang's head into the reservoir and beat him violently, turned his face away and laughed so hard that the wind was blowing in the willows.

"Well, cough, haven't you pretended yet?"

"Gulu, gulu, soon. Gulu. Gulu soon."

A water purifier, two old men, playing with each other for a whole day.

Thulium man!

Lao Wang really couldn't stand it any longer and felt that his glorious and majestic image in front of the girl was shattered to pieces.

said angrily,

"Go away. If I don't get rid of this piece of shit today, why don't you just ask Big Corpse Brother to get rid of me?"

Facts have proven that men will do anything to save face in front of women.

Since there was no machine to pressurize the water to pump water into the filter element, Lao Wang directly built a water tower, and the pipe at the bottom physically pressurized the water supply to the filter element in series. Even the water supply to the water tower was semi-automatic. He just removed two small electric fans. Use a hot melt gun and PVC plastic material to build a hand-cranked water pump for the fan blade bearing. When you shake the handle here, the water from that side will be forced into the water tower through the pipe connected to the water pump.

An hour later, clean water gurgled out from the outlet pipe of the water purifier.

Although the water flow is quite slow

Although the water pump is a little leaky.

Although I don’t have the strength to move it, I can’t move it at all.

Li Cang raised his thumb,

"Awesome."

In one hour, from scratch to mechanical and semi-automatic, women can indeed hold up half the sky.

Thanks to Mu Shi Yanyu for the reward, the boss is so angry (tu)!

Of course it’s impossible in parentheses, and I would like to thank all the book friends for their strong support. I love it.

Every time it is changed first and then revised, of course it is not ruled out that it may suddenly be censored by manual review.