The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

"Here? Pour me another drink~"

Da Leizi leaned lazily on the slope beside the pool without opening his eyes, like a river drifter being photographed ashore.

There were actually two huge oak ice buckets floating on the water less than three meters away from her. They contained various fruits, wine, beer, juice, and, oh, there was also a PSP that might need to cool down.

"How can you enjoy drinking so much??"

“Just wine and champagne!”

Oh, Jiu Mengzi, Li Cang's contemptuous slander.

Then he slammed it into the water, fished out a bottle of white wine, and poured himself a cup of green plum green tea that the young lady is good at.

Da Leizi was satisfied, smiled naively, and threw his long white python-like legs on Li Cang's belly: "Look at my legs and waist, are they thinner again? I will add another program after practicing every day and swim for two hours." , the effect is much better than simply practicing Qigong!”

"No wonder I'm so tired. Well, I'm actually pretty good."

If it was too disgusting, Li Cang couldn't say it out loud, so he could only keep it that way, but his attitude was still quite sincere.

"Of course I want to get better. Proportion and coordination are important!" He narrowed his eyes lazily, "And lest I have nightmares about being ridiculed and dominated by someone with a three-digit weight!"

She was referring to the three-digit number on the scale, the one in kilograms.

Teacher Cang is a person who values ​​​​interests. In the past, he would often put a bow on a scale with a bow and place it at the door of Dalei's ovary in the early morning of some strange festivals to gain the tearful gratitude of his childhood sweethearts.

Li Cang suddenly felt as if he was facing a formidable enemy and coughed: "The situation is different. According to this development trend of physical strengthening, it is not appropriate to use the previous standards. Look at Lao Wang, when he weighed more than 300 kilograms, he was simply an idiot. Tank, now take a look—"

"King Kong?"

"Yeah, King Kong."

Li Cang swam a few times and felt comfortable all over, then he heard Li Laixi say: "I'm hungry."

Teacher Cang looked at the many fruit cores in the bucket and sneered in disgust.

The tone became more serious: "I'm hungry!"

Li Cang was about to summon a dog leg to come and feed it. Suddenly he saw the sign of a drying room specially made for cured hams diagonally opposite the entrance of the nest. He rolled his eyes and realized his plan.

"Zi la la~"

A ham is glowing with fine grease under the charcoal fire, which is crystal clear, like saliva at the corner of the mouth.

The little lady and the bee swarm work very well together. In an environment where temperature, humidity and bacteria can be controlled, it is not difficult to make low-salt ham. Unfortunately, the time has not yet come, and it is still early for the perfect flavor to be produced.

Daleizi came over following the smell of fragrance: "Wow, if the young lady knew she would fight with us two, she would really kill us. Have you seen her bone-cutting knife with level 3 alienated bones and bird's beak alloy?" No?"

"Shh, don't be heard." Li Cang was suddenly as fierce as an old father who had been steeped in family law for many days. He slapped off Li Laisi's stretched out paw: "You're not familiar yet. Change your clothes and wash your hands. You're wet." Dropped water on the ham!"

The little lady is usually very gentle and gentle, but she is very strict when it comes to eating. Maybe she has inherited some of her mother's tyrannical and cruel personality in the kitchen. If she finds out that the two of them are eating ham when they are not in time , I guess I will be severely punished.

Li Laixi had a reluctant look on her face and kept mumbling as she walked: "I've just finished washing. It's really annoying. I just want to eat your ham. You're so handsome and amazing. How can I ask someone to take off their clothes as soon as they come up?" reason!"

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As soon as the sliced ​​steamed buns were baked on the charcoal fire, Li Laixi came over with her face up and wearing a pair of sexy lingerie. She rarely wears this kind of plain fabric, and her hair is half dry. It blooms like tea, but when it is gone, it even looks melancholy, melancholy and astringent.

The old father who was turning the ham suddenly froze and subconsciously took half a step back.

"Why are you looking at me like that? You asked me to change my clothes!"

"Aren't you hungry?"

"Aren't you hungry?"

Just, it was quite sudden.

The ham was a little burnt, to be precise, both burnt and cold.

Peel off the skin and cut the leg meat into slices as thin as cicada wings. This time, I didn’t eat it with steamed buns, but it was more delicious.

Li Laixi ate until her mouth was covered with grease, she frowned slightly, and raised her hand to give herself a treatment.

Li Cang was stunned for a moment, scratched his head and said, "That's no need."

"You pervert, you still have the nerve to be hypocritical!" Li Cang grabbed one as soon as the tablets came down. She muttered as if she was abandoning the treatment: "After all, don't we have to start over again next time we are resurrected?"

"Well"

Daleizi's tone was so bold that he was full of scolding Fang Qiu for his brother: "Look at you! I like it but I'm embarrassed to say it! Hypocrisy! It's not like I won't give it to you!"

Li Cang became more cautious: "You really have nothing to do today. Anything else?"

"You're crazy! Meat! Keep going!"

The confused Teacher Cang was still confused until he returned to the ground. The situation today is not right. The painting style is too bizarre. Ordinarily, Da Leizi has not reached the age of plowing in the rain. Is it too early? Drinking fake wine?

There is a pit anyway!

"The ball's sack. One, fifty-five, three, five, twenty-one." Li Cang counted quickly with his fingers, and was startled: "His, sure enough."

Bang~

Lao Wang and Li Cang made a loud noise comparable to a broken rice vat at the kitchen door. Everyone in Taixiaoyi inside was stunned: "You, what are you doing?"

"You can pull my chin open if you try harder!" Lao Wang said condescendingly: "Hey, you little brat, have you secretly grown in size again?"

190's contempt for 185 is well-founded and shows its disdain.

Of course, that was before the disaster. Now Master Wang is a solid 2.0 meters tall, with a body of fat and muscles, plus a 55cm arm circumference. When he stands there, his aura is at least 2.8 meters tall, and everyone looks like Guo Xiaosi.

"I am tall, but you are tall, Language~" Li Cang patted Lao Wang on the shoulder and gave Tai Xiaoyi a comforting smile: "Miss, you are busy with yours, I will make some sugar water."

(Note: Language, can be translated, pay attention to the words)

Tai Xiaoyi's face was flushed, one because of the pronunciation, and the other because of the sugar water. Speaking of the fact that women's menstrual periods are close to each other, it can't be regarded as a popular science joke to tease straight men now, but when it comes to individuals

Teacher Cang's ginger sugar water is really tempting, but every time she rubs Li Lace's sugar water, she always feels very weird, a kind of overwhelmed and ashamed feeling that someone has seen through her little secret.

Li Cang worked very hard, trying to put in his heart, because women's emotions and sexual desires fluctuate as much during their menstrual period, because it would be unfair to be picked on for this kind of thing.

Although sugar water is good, it needs to be cooked at a high temperature, and it is better to perform on the spot than to have planned in advance.

As the saying goes, you have the severity of being watertight and I have the purpose of being targeted, is that right?

"What about you?" Tai Xiaoyi looked at Lao Wang with a little more scrutiny: "Why are you running here in a hurry?"

Lao Wang quietly hid the red-tailed crucian carp in his hand behind his back, and in his heart he had already greeted Li Cang's atlas to the coccyx. We are all straight male comrades, why is the curling more severe than the sacrum?

"Of course I'll make fish soup for you!"

"Where's the fish?"

"Here, red-tailed crucian carp seeds, fried and boiled over charcoal fire, guaranteed to be milky white and warm to drink, sugar water is a scam, it looks good but doesn't work!"

"So, in fact, you only caught this one fish fry in two and a half hours?"

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