The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Fish are like people, some are long and big, some are small.

Lao Wang has given up explaining that this is just a crucian carp and not some other fish. While struggling with the pronunciation, he is really ready to fry the fish.

The red color of the fish tail gradually turns gray and then burnt in the oil pan, and Master Wang's strong desire to show off after catching the fish with his new fishing gear also withers.

Fish, fish!

Blame that bastard surnamed Li. We fishermen have the virtue of loving life, but in the current situation, brothers can't protect themselves either. I can only wrong you and fry half of it and let it go alive——

The reserve grain rushed into the kitchen from an unimaginable angle, accurately biting the still beating heart of the crucian carp, and directly tore it off along with a half of the fish roe, flapping its wings and running away.

A mess.

At this moment and in this scene, Lao Wang felt that his heart must be dead.

Tai Xiaoyi was both angry and amused, and continued to prepare dinner helplessly: "Do you want to play mahjong or watch a movie tonight?"

"Yes, yes!" Lao Wang immediately came to life: "We must win back what we lost to Teacher Cang!"

Li Cang said: "I agree. Da Leizi has practiced for enough time today. If we don't find her something to do, she will probably ask us to play games together."

"Hiss, terrible, we really can't give her this opportunity."

"Yeah!"

Regarding the matter of Bone Sister being a servant of fate, Teacher Cang has already won 295 pills and put them into the account, which once made Lao Wang feel uneasy. Seeing that Teacher Cang was about to collect the first undeniable punishment on Sky Island, how could he not be anxious?

(Note: For new rules, see Chapter 741 - A new way to play golden melon seeds)

After dinner, the automatic mahjong table was set up, and the four people began to fight each other. Li Lasi's expression was obviously unhappy and confused, but there was no resistance. Soon, Erbing Nanfeng started to yell.

Li Cang and Tai Xiaoyi were the first to breathe a sigh of relief.

Lao Wang stared at the cards in his hand without looking up, and he was determined to fight to the death with Teacher Cang. Maybe it was because he had too high expectations or because he had bad luck. Before the fourth round, 120 golden melon seeds were swiped into the drawer by Li Cang.

"Why am I the only one who lost?" Lao Wang shouted: "Teacher Cang, are you two cheating!"

Master Wang, unwilling to give up, threw out melon seeds from time to time, trying to hit someone who could be hidden. He even thought of the specific content of the requirements, the time, and my little lady was there, so how could he lose?

"Don't look for it, it's squatting on Teacher Cang's left shoulder." Li Lasi suddenly frowned and said: "Teacher Cang, I'm thirsty."

Li Cang immediately threw the cards: "I'll get it!"

"I'll go too!"

A pot of hot sugar water and a pot of bright-colored fish soup

Li Leisi was puzzled. While Li Cang was not paying attention, she counted the days on her fingers and then smiled.

"Then let's stop fighting and drink soup!"

"Let's watch a movie."

"Okay."

Lao Wang also ate a bowl of sugar water. Among the four people, only Li Cang was not satisfied with anything too sweet. He was on the sofa and flipped through Lao Wang's inventory of movies with a notebook: "How much do you like Teacher Guo? At least save a few Qin Xiaoxian movies and I won't say anything!"

"What are you flipping through? E drive, the second folder, I have already classified them."

"What to watch?"

"Find an old horror movie!"

"No, it's late at night."

"Wow, Lao Wang's aesthetic taste has become more high-end. He actually has Rick and Morty in stock?"

Lao Wang was confused: "What is that? When did you start the sea?"

Four people, two sofas, less than two episodes were watched, Lao Wang dog-like dragged the half-reluctant little lady away.

Li Leisi lay sideways, comfortably pillowed on Li Cang, with her long legs directly lifted to the back of the sofa.

"Our teacher Cang is really beautiful in every aspect!"

"Well, I'm glad to know." Li Cang rubbed his hands together, and continued to rub her belly after warming them up. "According to the physique, you can at least kill a few trainloads of menstruation, why is this problem getting worse? Is it better?"

"Hee, I'm not in pain!"

"?"

"It hasn't come yet."

Li Cang is also a veteran. Hearing this, his hands didn't pause. He frowned and said, "You are unshakable, the young lady has been kidnapped to your life. If you delay, it will probably hurt more. No, I have to make another pot. "

"Are you going to waste your time on making sugar water?"

Li Cang was shocked, and inexplicably remembered the painful lesson of a time when he said arrogantly that he wanted to taste whether martial arts and dancing were the same thing. Of course, he must not lose face: "It's a night, don't cry when the time comes!"

"You sound so powerful!"

"I'm not powerful?"

"I just use the same few tricks over and over again, and I'm not strong enough inside."

"Hehe, you little girl dare to talk tough, not only am I strong enough today, I'm also going to do some things that are strong enough inside!"

"What, are you not learning foreign languages ​​today but learning idioms instead?"

Get up early.

Outside the door.

Two men.

Same time, place, and people, same back pain, same dry cough, and the same posture has become the same sturdy and handsome.

The two looked at each other in silence for five seconds. After confirming that Teacher Cang had no intention of pulling out the big bone stick to hit him, Lao Wang's face fell first: "Damn, I can't act anymore, oh my waist"

Li Cang yawned palely and weakly, and his whole body burst into crackling sounds, as if Lu Xinglong had completed a molting: "You are a person with no sense of public morality."

"???"

"Call daddy and everything can be discussed easily, otherwise everyone will starve together!"

"I@#￥%"

You and I, father and son, fought for our dignity together, and we never showed any sympathy for each other, but you still blame me for winning the battle?

The front line felt happy for a while, but in the logistics crematorium, Lao Wang, who had completely lost his temper for a meal, had to fight Li Cang, with an extremely humble attitude.

Their current physiques are really strong, and starving for a few meals is really worse than death. Their demand for energy is extremely huge. Ordinary food can no longer satisfy their exponentially increasing appetite. Alienated food has been rumored on the forum for a long time. There is news about huge bounties on crops, but Teacher Cang and Lao Wang’s side is actually better. Few people can serve them well. The staple food can be replaced by various exotic animals, alienated plants and fruits, and the demand for alienated grains is not that urgent. .

The ones who really need to worry are those with large populations, bases and large settlements. It is only a matter of time before everyone becomes a superman. They have already passed the most difficult stage. You can't just watch the food crisis approaching step by step and do nothing. Really It would be great fun to fall into this kind of thing.

Ding Ding Dang Dang was busy in the kitchen for a long time, trying his best to cook out a few dishes. Lao Wang, who had been a slave for a long time, happily shouted to express his gratitude: "Little Miss, come down for dinner, I made what you like to eat! You Why don’t you call me that guy?”

"Well," Tai Xiaoyi's face turned a little red, "When I came down, I stopped by to call her. Well, she said she couldn't come down, so she asked Teacher Cang to take her up to eat."

Li Cang took the food, gave Lao Wang a "you taste it yourself" look, and ran away.

Lao Wang was smacking and banging, and his expression was half confused and half demented. He said, "What do you mean, you idiot? You big beast, what on earth do you mean! You are despicable!"

bedroom.

"What is Lao Wang barking again?"

"Oh, the broken-backed dog is just barking~"

"Ha, man, it's so boring~"

"Oh, dolphin~" Li Cang slapped it and made the branches tremble: "Get up, let the keeper feed it!"

Li Laixi lay on a pile of quilts with half her face sideways, rolled her eyes and twisted her butt, like a fat maggot baby: "You have a bad attitude, you are a scumbag and you beat me up, you just called me a brat." Tiantian will become Mrs. Niu now?”

"You can't learn the little tea bag trick, so don't waste your efforts." Li Cang also rolled his eyes, "Mrs. Niu, right? Sister-in-law, open your mouth quickly, the rice will be cold in a while!"

"Hey, you bastard." Li Laixi clasped the sheet over Li Cang's head, "Gungungun, take it and cut out the stamps. I'll get annoyed when I see you!"

"Damn it, you should wear some clothes!"

"You can't close the door?"

"Then do you still want to eat this meal?"

"Why not?" Li Leisi suddenly reacted and looked sideways at Li Cang: "Don't use your vulgar jokes to criticize me!"

"I can handle all of these, but it's not a good idea to have you with me."

"Both and each other, after all, we have been in the same boat since we wore crotchless pants."

"Hey, Comrade Daleizi, there is something in your words!"

"No, I will be in your hands for the rest of my life."

"I'm thinking this should be said the other way round, right?"

The frequency of Li Laisi's cooking gradually decreased, and finally she paused and said with a sad face: "You said Rao Qifang, who gave birth to a daughter who was well fed and raised for more than 20 years, gave some bad boys a few words to coax him away, and did laundry and cooking every day. She is still being suppressed and doing harm, no matter how big the loss is, she doesn't have a big heart, so why does she still think that she has picked up a son? "

"How can you call it a disaster? Besides, when did you do the laundry and cook? You still think you have an extra daughter!"

"Then why don't you work harder and try to wear a cotton-padded jacket that doesn't look the same all year round?"

"."

Li Cang remained as silent as a cicada.

Oops~

How can you be so tough when you speak without even lifting your pants? I'm still twelve months old! I still have twenty-four solar terms! You, you, you are slandering!

The two of them stayed in the room until noon, when Li LaiSi suddenly lost her face: "Hey, it hurts. As a woman, you should get subsidies for high-risk jobs!"

"Holy shit, don't move, the subsidy is here!"

Li Cang was scurrying around like a chicken flapping its wings, holding up the subsidy and making gestures as if he was aiming to get past it. Li Laixi, who was wearing only her hair, almost pouted in anger.

"Go away! You're crazy, you straight man! Where can you compare!"

"No, why are you going?"

"wash!"

"You can't be a monster if you get wet!"

"I haven't washed it since last night. Oh, why don't you get out of here?"

The sun is high in the sky, and heroes are dying.

The eight-legged dog charged at the two-legged chicken for the third time, and the few hairs left on its forehead declared its final dignity.

The chicken rush failed, and I got 4 extra bags and 16 scratches on my head.

The newly weaned little wolf spider suddenly realized that his chances of winning today might not be great, because Huahua, Miss Qiu, Goudan and other seniors had already glanced at her with meaningful, dissatisfied and dangerous glances.

So the little wolf spider screamed and stumbled all the way back to Li Lai's arms, drying its belly for a while, and occasionally peeked at the movement outside with its eyes.

All eyes turned back as if nothing had happened.

Huahua licked the victorious rooster-like hen, whose feathers were not messed up at all, while Miss Qiu made a nest on the spot, put the reserved grain on her belly and waited for it to make a nest.

"Ang ang ang~"

The little wolf spider complained about the unfair treatment, and its cry was miserable and full of sadness. It was a vivid interpretation of the so-called dog relying on the power of others.

"If you stew this thing for one person, you can chew two legs." Li Cang said: "Super cost-effective!"

"Yeah." Lao Wang agreed.

The little bastard has been on the Sky Island for less than a month, and he has already shown his good talent for demolition. As for the so-called "lucky little gift" of the [Traveler] skill, they didn't even see a hair.

"Don't scare Xiao Ha!" Li Lasi snorted coldly: "Xiao Ha is so good, isn't it Xiao Ha, ah, so cute, mom loves you, mu~"

Haha, the name is Erha, and the name is the demolition master.

The little wolf spider, like the squirrel Abai and the hedgehog Sonic, already has a name.

If the countless wronged souls under Teacher Cang knew that there was a high probability that they would cry in the toilet if there was such a thing, if we had this treatment, we would not be counted directly as a number without even showing our faces!

After a while of chaos and being despised, Li Leisi finally began to try to give the little thing some instructions such as "sit down", "stand up", "roll over", "carry it", and "bark twice".

The results were remarkable, and the puppy ran away with its tail between its legs.

It can be seen that dogs understand human nature, but Erha may not be.

However, in the evening, the little wolf spider suddenly appeared in everyone's sight with a worn oil paper bag. The thing was identified and Xiaobizi's special explanation was given.

[A large bag of properly preserved Yunnan-style moldy tofu mycelium/strain: The wolf spider "Haha" found it while wandering away from home, thinking it was a rare treasure, and took it back to the owner's home]

Lao Wang: "Fuck? When did it leave? There are no wild islands around here!"

Li Leisi was even more overjoyed, her face flushed with excitement, and she screamed her darling.

The young lady was in disbelief at first, then she opened the paper package and took a look. She was happier than Li Lace: "This is the layer of mycelium on the surface of fermented tofu! This thing is so useful! The strain can determine the flavor of stinky tofu and hairy tofu! It is as important as wine yeast!"

Li Cang: "."

彳庍口巴!

The quality of water determines the quality of tofu. There are now Wang's air water pumps and insect nests on the Sky Island. The Yunnan-style moldy tofu seems to be worth looking forward to?

Lao Wang suddenly came to his senses and felt that the time had come to avenge his morning attack: "Evil creature, you still know how to take care of your family even if you raise a dog. Look at you, Mr. Li, you are not doing your job properly. All you do all day is fooling around with some people——"

Li Cang almost laughed out loud, without raising his head or opening his eyes: "Well, your criticism is good, please continue!"

".Besides scraping the ground all day long, what else can you do? What's so great about having a few stinky money? What's so great about being handsome? Let me tell you! I won't fall for your tricks!"

Da Leizi then slowly lowered his head and continued to stroke the dog, with a calm face.

"You, you!" Tai Xiaoyi tapped Lao Wang's forehead, not knowing whether to laugh or cry: "By the way, how is the cold drying room you discussed last time going?"

"Not very good," Lao Wang said seriously: "It's okay to control the temperature of the insect nest at a higher temperature, but it's really difficult for them to reach a temperature below zero. That's not a suitable survival temperature for the insect swarm. I plan to make it smaller and add a few high-power refrigerators and fans. It will only take two or three days. Anyway, there's nothing to do."