The stewardess and I lived on a deserted island

Yue Tianming, who missed a good opportunity, followed behind dejectedly, unable to stop being annoyed.

Yan Xiaoxiao didn't give him a good look, and walked in front alone.

She asked herself, in a normal place, it would be absolutely impossible for her to like a person like Yue Tianming.

What is your background? Ten streets of Yue Tianming are more than enough.

Which rich boy sticks to himself like a dog's skin plaster, and keeps stammering, hoping to get his own favor.

However, Yan Xiaoxiao has always looked down on those people.

Because their purpose is not pure, not to really like themselves, but to their father's huge estate.

For the sake of her future marriage, Yan Xiaoxiao quarreled with her father a lot, and finally ran away from home in a fit of anger and chose the job of a flight attendant.

But now...

This is a desert island, and there are two lonely men and widows.

Although Yue Tianming has a stinky mouth and likes all kinds of bragging, in this specific environment, he still gave Yan Xiaoxiao enough security and due responsibility.

So some feelings that shouldn't have began to sprout in Yan Xiaoxiao's heart.

It's just that this stinky steel straight man is very incomprehensible.

This made Yan Xiaoxiao very angry and depressed.

Yue Tianming really doesn't know anything about coaxing girls.

But I still tried to find something out of words.

"Hey, look at this crooked neck tree, it doesn't look like the one that Emperor Chongzhen hanged. It's not to brag to you, I listened to that history lesson very seriously, do you want me to tell you about it?"

"......" Yan Xiaoxiao didn't want to speak.

"Hey, look at this branch, it doesn't look like a big sword. You said that if I took it and stood on the seashore, compared to a posture of self-slaughter with a horizontal knife, would I have the momentum of the overlord of Chu back then. With my hairstyle and this figure, at least eight points like it, right?"

"......" Yan Xiaoxiao was almost annoyed by him, what did he say.

All kinds of celebrity suicides, are you looking forward to our early death!

Yue Tianming wanted to make a smile, but the effect was not ideal.

Women are really troublesome, always inexplicably angry, can I think of two allusions in my brain, is it easy?

Looking at the back left by Yan Xiaoxiao, this guy is also angry.

After a while, Yue Tianming couldn't stand it anymore, pointed to a

stone and said, "Hey, look at this stone, it's so ugly, it's embarrassing to stay here." If it had been me, I would have found another rock and killed myself.

"I'm talking to

you, do you hear it?" "I'll go, this stone will move, it's become a refinement!" Yue

Tianming exclaimed, Yan Xiaoxiao finally turned around with a cold face, "Are you so interesting, are you tired?" Can you let me be quiet for a while."

Yue Tianming ignored her and stared at the stone with wide eyes.

"It really moved, I swear to the coconut, no kidding. "

It's okay if he doesn't say that, Yan Xiaoxiao listened to such an oath, and felt that this guy was too naïve.

Yan Xiaoxiao was angry in her heart, so she walked back quickly, and kicked hard at the stone he said.

"Where do you move? Lying and not typing a draft, you're so bored.

Yan Xiaoxiao looked at Yue Tianming angrily, but she found that Yue Tianming's eyes were getting bigger and bigger, and his mouth was unconsciously open into an O-shape.

"Oh my god! It's really a refinement! And the eyes!" Yue

Tianming felt that this was haunted! The stone opened his eyes and was staring at himself.

This stone, at least one meter square and half a meter high, is grayish-brown all over.

Yan Xiaoxiao thought he was joking, "Put away your childish tricks, I'm really a three-year-old child!"

"No... You see... True... Really"

Yue Tianming also trembled a little, and his speech stammered.

But just when Yan Xiaoxiao was about to turn around and expose his lies, he felt that his calves were rubbed a few times by something hard.

"Ahh

"You woman, why are you so stubborn, I told you, this stone will move, I don't believe it if you live or die. Oh, I'm so tired.

Yue Tianming also understood that although this stone could move, it was slow and could not threaten himself.

So he was still in the mood to complain and smile.

"Hurry up and take a look, what is that?" Yan

Xiaoxiao stammered at a distance of seven or eight meters, letting Yue Tianming pass.

"Cut! Why don't you go, wasn't it quite arrogant just now?"

Yue Tianming shook his head as he spoke, with a look of disdain.

"Yue Tianming, if you are still a man, you can go over and have a look, how can you let me go over as a girl at this time?"

Yan Xiaoxiao was already crying.

In the wilderness, I found a moving stone, and I was almost scared to pee.

It's even more terrifying than being bitten by a snake! At least you know that there should be snakes in the wild.

But this stone....

"Look at me! Isn't it just a rock, buddy, get it!

Yue Tianming felt that the time had come to show his heroism.

He took the 'dog-beating stick' in his hand and moved it forward slowly.

He was also frightened, but he couldn't show it.

Stones, stones, stones! If you let me hit twice, we'll be evened.

I'm just a symbolic beating, don't take it seriously!

Yue Tianming couldn't help but cheer himself up in his heart.

There was still two meters away from the stone, and Yue Tianming's hand holding the dog beating stick trembled a little.

Then he closed his eyes, and with a ruthless heart, he stabbed forward.

Click......

"Hmm, is it so easy?" Yue Tianming thought he might have succeeded.

But when I opened my eyes, I was so scared that I couldn't possess my body.

The stick was gone, and he fled backwards.

"This guy still has a mouth! He really became a sperm! Bit off all my sticks!" Yue

Tianming felt that his heart was about to jump out, his blood pressure soared instantly, his scalp was numb, and his hairstyle was messy.

He was embarrassed to say that he was frightened, and that the stone had bitten off his stick.

But the 'big rock' didn't chase after it, just opened its mouth and threw the stick on the ground.

Seemingly dissatisfied with Yue Tianming's behavior, the 'stone' shook its body and stretched out its fat soles from the sand pit.

"I'll go! I still have feet! Hurry up and run!" Yue

Tianming pulled a smile and smiled, and was about to start the escape journey.

"Wait a minute!" Yan Xiaoxiao frowned and looked at it carefully.

"Wait a, you didn't see it start preparing, and it's going to attack. Yue Tianming looked at the 'stone', his legs trembling.

"Poof!hahaha! I really thought that the stone had become a refinement? You don't know this thing?"

Yan Xiaoxiao finally saw the true face of the 'stone' clearly, and then looked at Yue Tianming's frightened face, and smiled back and forth.

"Laugh at the fart, you know this stone very well?" Yue Tianming cried and mourned, eager to run now.