"This is a big turtle! I really admire your intelligence!" Yan
Xiaoxiao likes to watch Yue Tianming eat deflated, he is always so stinky in the province.
"Turtles, you think I'm from the countryside, are there turtles that look like stones, are you bluffing me!"
Yue Tianming was also quite unconvinced.
He just behaved so badly, and was ridiculed by the woman again, he couldn't accept it in face.
"Come on, come on, I'll take you to know.
Yan Xiaoxiao pulled Yue Tianming away, Yue Tianming was very reluctant, but he didn't want to be too panicked.
After walking one step and stopping for half a step, he finally rubbed in front of the turtle.
The giant turtle stared at the two of them without making any further movements.
"You see, this is its head, this is its paws, and the name of this turtle is leatherback, and it is the largest sea turtle in the world.
Yan Xiaoxiao even took the initiative to reach out and touch the turtle's chin.
This turtle is also big-hearted, and even squints its eyes very much.
"No way, no matter what kind of turtles, they are all turtle shells, how can they bask in the sun here with a pile of rocks.
Yue Tianming was still reluctant to admit this fact.
Because this turtle is covered with all kinds of gray-brown things, it looks like irregular stones, and it doesn't look like a turtle at all.
Even the turtle's head, limbs, and bare parts are all like this.
"This is called barnacles, which are specially parasitic on the surface of large sea creatures, don't show your fear!" Yan
Xiaoxiao had already seen the fame, so he was not afraid at all.
The name "Barnacles?" was obviously not stored in Yue Tianming's mind.
"Oh, I see, this turtle must have too many barnacles on it, and it can't hide here. Yan Xiaoxiao often watches various documentaries, and suddenly thinks of this situation.
"I also understand, this guy must have thought he was too fat and came up to lose weight. Yue Tianming didn't want to be very ignorant.
"Hey!" Yan smiled and his head was full of black lines.
What kind of theory is this? I don't know how to pretend to understand!
"We have to help it, it can't swim far like this. Even if you go back to the sea, you won't be able to catch up with the food, and it is estimated that you will be starved to death.
Yan Xiaoxiao's kindness was activated again, but as soon as she looked up, she saw that Yue Tianming had already drawn out the dagger, licking his tongue, and his eyes were full of longing.
"What are you going to do?" Yan Xiaoxiao asked loudly.
"What are you doing? Didn't you say help it? I'll help it reach Bliss early, and we can also mix some food by the way." Let me tell you, Wang Ba soup is very fragrant, I guarantee that you will eat it once and think twice.
At the thought of the delicious Wang Ba soup, Yue Tianming's saliva flowed out.
"You don't have anything else on your mind but food? It's leatherback turtles, they're all about to become extinct, and they haven't been found in years. Yan Xiaoxiao hurriedly blocked in front of the turtle.
"That's... If you don't kill it, what else can you do? You let me adopt it? I can't even support you!" Yue
Tianming faintly felt in his heart that something was wrong.
Dolphins are not allowed to eat, turtles are not allowed to eat, so eat a fart, there is only a bunch of raw bananas, and you may have diarrhea after eating it.
Dude is going to starve to death, it doesn't matter if you're a rare animal or not.
Even if you airdrop a giant panda to me now, you have to make it spicy.
"I know you're hungry, and I'm hungry too. But please leave it alone, I have the best of both worlds.
Yan Xiaoxiao was afraid that Yue Tianming would go crazy if he wanted to eat, and he would attack the turtle.
"What's the solution? Sell yourself to me again? Let me state first, I'm hungry and I'm not interested in other projects.
Yue Tianming was also a little discouraged, but he had to say cruel things.
Yan Xiaoxiao glared at him with disgust, this guy will make up his mind on me, but he still quickly explained.
"This kind of barnacle is actually a delicacy, and fishermen on the beach often eat this kind of thing, and they can always bring a lot of it back from under the fishing boats that go out to sea to fish. We can help the turtles get rid of these barnacles so they have something to eat.
Yan Xiaoxiao tried to say it as carefully as possible, because Yue Tianming's blank face meant that this guy had never eaten barnacles.
"Really, you didn't lie to me?" Yue Tianming frowned and grinned, obviously not convinced.
"If you try it yourself, it's really delicious. Finally
stabilized the hungry and thirsty man, and Yan Xiaoxiao also breathed a sigh of relief.
"Come, buddy, believe you. Big brother, bear with me, I'm saving you, don't bite me back.
Yue Tianming took the dagger, carefully found the attachment point of the barnacle, and pried it vigorously.
The thumb-sized barnacle fell into Yue Tianming's hand.
And this turtle, the body did not move, but tried to stretch its neck to show more parts.
"Huh, are you comfortable?" Yue Tianming also felt very funny when he saw the turtle like this.
"Wait for me to taste it and see if it tastes good.
Yue Tianming directly picked up a small stone and smashed the barnacles.
Blow the sand casually and throw it directly into your mouth.
"Hey, it tastes good, it's a bit like clams, but there's too little meat.
Yue Tianming seemed to have discovered a treasure, his eyes flashing with a strange light.
I've been hungry for so long, and anyone who can get it in my mouth feels fragrant.
"I didn't lie to you, did I?" Yan Xiaoxiao also thought it was funny when he looked at him like this.
"Well, I'm getting rich today, and this gourd is enough for the two of us to have a full meal. "
It's barnacles!"
"Don't care what the pot is, just eat it." Big brother, let's go on!" The
turtle was so large that it was estimated to weigh at least two hundred kilograms.
There are one or two hundred barnacles on their backs alone.
Yue Tianming is so happy! Dig one, eat one, and don't forget to throw it to Yan Xiaoxiao a lot.
"I have decided, I must raise a turtle when I go home in the future, and eat barnacles every day, this thing is really fragrant!"
One after another, the two of them ate happily, and the turtle enjoyed it comfortably.
"Hey, I said, how do you know this is a barnacle?" Yue Tianming took the time to ask again.
"Haven't you watched the Sea World documentary, it's introduced. "
Uh... I've seen it, but it's been too long, so I've forgotten it.
He didn't dare to ask any more, and if he asked again, he would be even more ignorant.
In just half an hour, the barnacles on the turtle's back were swept away by the two.
Although there is not much meat, it is still very satisfying, and no matter how small the barnacles are, they are still meat.
The next step is to deal with the barnacles on the turtle's head and limbs.
The barnacles in these parts are all directly attached to the turtle's skin, which is a bit difficult to start.
"Don't really hurt the turtle. Yan Xiaoxiao looked at this guy worriedly.
"Don't worry, I'm not blowing with you, our pedicure technique was learned from the oldest master in the bathing city, and I am familiar with the road, let's see. "
Yue Tianming really didn't brag this time, this guy lives in his own bathing city all the year round, and he really learned a little pedicure technique from others.
Now it comes in handy.
Yan Xiaoxiao watched him go under the knife and became very nervous at first. But with a few barnacles on the ground, it was reassuring.
I can't stop criticizing in my heart, you guy, you don't do anything every day, and your pedicure is quite professional.
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