The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also

Chapter 133 It is a holy sword, a baton, and also a magic wand

As a trendsetter at the forefront of fashion, Lin Li gave Bai Bufan some valuable suggestions on dressing up:

The goose soft stone in the bag is very suitable for Bai Bufan's head in terms of style. With a little fresh blood, Bai Bufan can become the fashion god of the new era.

After listening to Lin Li's advice, Bai Bufan finally gave up the idea of ​​carrying goose soft stones in his bag.

The four of them walked up the mountain along the road. It was not tiring to walk on the slope.

Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan walked in front, while Lin Li and Bai Bufan followed behind.

Walking behind made it convenient for Lin Li to stare at the four legs of the two girls openly.

Chen Yuying's legs are slender and white. With the swing of her steps, the light blue skirt flutters gently, reflecting the smoothness and softness of the lines. Between the steps, it describes the lightness and vitality, and each step adds a bit of vitality to this road.

Ding Sihan also has two legs.

When the breeze blows, the girl's skirt dances with it, specifically referring to Chen Yuying.

Lin Li immediately covered Bai Bufan's eyes. As for the fact that Bai Bufan almost fell because of this, it was not important.

The perfect white thighs, the not-so-good light-colored safety pants.

No wonder Chen Yuying was so calm when the wind blew over. She thought she had a chance to see the monitor do Marilyn Monroe's classic moves.

But it's better this way. If there were no safety pants, Lin Li would be troubled.

"I almost fell to death, Lin Li!" Stabilizing his body, Bai Bufan struggled to get rid of Lin Li's hand. If there were no girls present, Bai Bufan would have already started to click on Lin Li's virtual family tree.

"Then you are really careless." Lin Li responded perfunctorily, his eyes focused.

If there were not so many people now, Lin Li really wanted to kowtow to the sky and let the morning breeze come more violently.

"Why is the stronger the wind, the more my heart is moved~~" Lin Li's singing was infused with emotion.

Lin Li realized that when Su Yunying was writing "Wild Girl", she must have also been peeking at other girls' legs. Damn, Su Yunying is such a person.

"Squad leader, I report it! Lin Li is peeking at your legs." Bai Bufan said loudly to the front.

"He is slandering, I am aboveboard." Lin Li naturally wanted to clear his name.

Hearing this, Chen Yuying turned her head without stopping, and then met Lin Li's innocent gaze. Seeing that the other party was still in the strong wind, his heart was more and more swayed, so she glared at him.

Continue walking.

That's it.

Bai Bufan widened his eyes and turned his head to look at Lin Li: "Why didn't you react?"

"Didn't she glare at me? Why didn't you react?"

"This is a reward! How many times have you looked at the monitor's legs for her to be so indifferent to this matter?"

Lin Li did not answer, but turned his hand back to Bai Bufan and made a strange gesture.

It was like a rock metal salute, but the ring finger and thumb were also raised - only the middle finger was pressed down among the five fingers.

"What do you mean?" Bai Bufan failed in reading comprehension.

"No middle finger, always."

Bai Bufan: "..—.

No wonder Chen Yuying didn't even bother to say a few words to Lin Li.

Numb.

"The monitor is used to people like you and has lost his sensitivity and vigilance to perverts. This is not a good thing." Bai Bufan said with great sorrow.

"This world does not belong to the post-00s or the post-10s, but to us who are thick-skinned!" Lin Li was proud and raised his hands to "shout loudly".

"I can't criticize you. People like you are really something. At this age, you have become the second in command in the mathematics and English fields." Bai Bufan gave a thumbs up from the bottom of his heart.

"Ah--you kid, you are jealous of me who is excellent now--wait, are you calling me 2B?" Lin Li's tone was still complacent, and then it instantly turned into a very fast statement, and his forehead was against Bai Bufan's forehead.

The two girls in front were stunned when they heard the conversation behind, and then they all laughed.

If Lin Li hadn't said it, they wouldn't have reacted.

They are both second in command in the math and English fields, and together they are 2B.

Boys are more aggressive with each other, Ding Sihan said she had learned something.

"Don't worry about 2B for now, Bufan, it's an emergency! Look!" Lin Li said in a low voice as he caught the key information.

"What?" Bai Bufan immediately went into combat readiness.

"Look over there!"

"Fuck! Go, go, go!" Bai Bufan also noticed it, so the two of them trotted over.

Looking at the two boys who suddenly jumped in front of her, Ding Sihan was puzzled.

"What are they doing?"

"You saw a beautiful woman again."

Chen Yuying, who had experienced a so-called emergency situation by a boy at the entrance of the hotel last night, said helplessly.

At this time, there was indeed a woman walking down the mountain in front of them.

'I know they have this kind of behavior, Wang Ze often has this kind of illness, but this time they didn't care about that woman at all, why did they climb up the mountain directly?" Ding Sihan denied.

Chen Yuying: "Eh? "

She followed Ding Sihan's line of sight and looked at the two people. She saw that Lin Li and Bai Bufan didn't even look at the woman. At this moment, they had walked out of the normal paved road for vehicles and climbed onto the rocks.

"Lin Li, what are you doing? Be careful." Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan walked up, and Chen Yuying spoke with some confusion and worry.

"Got it! Bufan, retreat!"

Lin Li and Bai Bufan finally retreated from the rocks and came to Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying. Their clothes were stained with a little dust from friction, and what they gained from doing so was a wooden stick each.

Just for this?

Lin Li completely wiped the wooden stick in his hand with his index finger and shared with Chen Yuying: "Squad leader, look at my holy sword. Is it handsome?"

Obviously, that's what it's for.

Chen Yuying: "?"

"Your holy sword is not as long as mine! It's inferior!" Before Chen Yuying could reply, Bai Bufan said with disdain.

"Fart, your broken wooden stick is not straight at all, that is the real inferior product! Straightness is the true meaning!"

"War of words is meaningless, let's duel!"

"Oh!"

"So what's the use of this?" Ding Sihan asked Chen Yuying's doubts.

"It can be used for a duel." Lin Li explained as he was already fighting with Bai Bufan.

""..--Childish, don't you two still often go to the canteen to buy plastic toy swords? "Ding Sihan complained after confirming that was all.

"No, no, no, you still don't understand. The synthetic ones are worthless, but the naturally formed ones are enough for us to see clearly."

Lin Li hugged Jianhua, who he thought was handsome, and explained in a masterly manner.

Then his butt was sneak-attacked by Bai Bufan, a swordsman.

A master cannot defeat a villain.

"If a boy doesn't pick it up after seeing it, it's like he has quit taking drugs." After poking back, Lin Li continued to explain.

"That is to say, I am older now. If I had picked it up before I was ten years old, I would have lost all the wild flowers and weeds on both sides of the road home. I would have killed them all!"

In fact, Lin Li also had a small purpose, which was to see if he could activate a system task. After all, the system might use this as a magic weapon.

But I finally took the initiative, but the system made me lose so completely, Zhuo!

No reaction at all.

"Is it more important than looking at the legs?" Ding Sihan asked.

"First of all, are you looking at the squad leader's legs? Secondly, if they are not the squad leader's legs, what are they? Are they straighter than the Holy Sword? Are they longer? Are they white -...

This was a very serious question, and the answer could not be given by just a quick glance. Lin Li immediately confirmed it carefully.

Lin Li asked, then felt a little sad and sighed softly:

"Well, before I was ten years old, I wouldn't hesitate when faced with this problem, and would stand firmly on the side of the Holy Sword, right?"

"Growing up is such a sad thing—."

Ding Sihan: "..."

"Don't be sad in such an inexplicable place?! This is not a problem of growth at all, but a problem of you!"

The Holy Sword and the Leg did not come up with the answer after all.

The four of them continued walking, but compared with before, the sound of wooden sticks breaking through the air could occasionally be heard behind Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan.

And they also believed what Lin Li said, because few of the people walking up and down the mountain, including boys and men, did not glance behind them. One man in his early twenties even took the initiative to ask Lin Li where he picked it up. Yes, he also wanted to pick one up.

It can only be said that they cannot understand boys' thinking.

"TGA is such a pheasant award." The wooden stick suddenly stopped, and Bai Bufan, who was looking at his phone, suddenly said, "It's so funny."

"How do you say that? What's such a funny way?" Lin Li turned around and was curious when he heard this. He didn't pay attention to this.

"The year goes to the little robot."

"Which little robot?" Lin Li was even more confused.

Bai Bufan nodded happily: "This is the point of laughter."

Lin Li thought for a moment, and then he understood: "The Purcell actually didn't win the prize. This guy is really hiding his secrets."

Bai Bufan: "?"

Bai Bufan then explained to Lin Li.

"There is a high probability that CS2 will be the shooting game of the year"

"Fearless Contract Is Possible"

"It can't be Delta"

"My God, Forbidden Manga Paradise!" 》

Lin Li really understood now.

Ning seems to be even wilder than the history that Bai Bufan has mastered.

"There is a temple here." The two of them were commenting sharply. When they noticed that there was a fork on the side of the road and saw the entrance of the temple at the end, Lin Li said.

"Well, I heard that it's quite famous and effective. I originally thought about whether to design it as a part of the route. After all, it wouldn't take much time, but Teacher Xue said that it involves feudal superstition, and the autumn outing officially organized by the school needs to be done as much as possible. It was possible to avoid such controversial areas, so we eliminated them," Chen Yuying explained.

"I remember there is a scenic platform here - here it is, you can see a good view of Yunliu Mountain." Chen Yuying pointed to a platform in the distance with reinforced fences.

"What a big stage." Ding Sihan took a look and sighed softly,

Lin Li glanced at the two of them for a few times, then smiled and said: "Let's go over and have a look. Since there is such a scenic platform, I want to take some photos."

"But I promised the teacher—" Chen Yuying was a little hesitant when she heard this.

Lin Li immediately interrupted: "This is not a scenic spot, and it only takes a few minutes to take a photo. It's reasonable to just think that we are tired and go over to rest for a few minutes. Don't worry, the sky is falling." Just come down and confess Bai Bufan, it was all his instigation."

Bai Bufan: "?"

Forget it, don’t argue with Lin Li.

Bai Bufan felt that his image in Xue Jian's heart should be better than that of Lin Li. When he was confessed, Lin Li could no longer escape.

"What Lin Li said makes sense. Anyway, they will write the self-criticism. Yingbao, let's take a few photos. I also brought a Polaroid camera. This is a good opportunity to use it." Ding Sihan was very excited.

".".-Okay." Chen Yuying looked at the time on her phone, thought about it, and nodded with a smile.

At this time, there were not many people on the observation deck.

"Lin Li, give me your phone. "Chen Yuying stretched out her hand to Lin Li.

Beautiful skirts rarely come with even a pocket, so Chen Yuying's phone has always been in Lin Li's bag. Perhaps this is one of the prices for being beautiful.

Lin Li opened Chen Yuying's bag and handed her the phone.

At a glance, there weren't many things, water, mirror, lip gloss, headphones, a small power bank, a data cable, tissues and a pack of sanitary napkins.

But she probably didn't have her period, otherwise she wouldn't wear it like this. She should have kept it in her bag for daily use.

Chen Yuying seemed to realize that there were personal items in her bag late, and she felt a little shy.

Took the phone.

The two took pictures of the scenery and themselves, and Lin Li looked at the scenery and looked at them.

"Didn't you say you wanted to take pictures? Why didn't you take any pictures of yourself? Did you take all of them for them? "

Bai Bufan kicked Lin Li's butt with his knee from behind, holding his phone, and asked curiously.

Lin Li didn't take any photos at all.

"I'm a person who doesn't post on WeChat Moments, so how can I be obsessed with photos? I just saw that they wanted to take photos, but I felt that it was not good to say it, and it shouldn't be like this, so I brought it up to give them a way out." After confirming that the two people's attention was not on him, Lin Li smiled and answered.

Bai Bufan's eyes widened when he heard it.

"Ah?"

"No, buddy? Are you so meticulous?"

"If you use this detail in the laning phase, our winning rate will be ten percentage points higher, right?"

Lin Li:

....

"If you don't play support for me, my winning rate can also be ten percentage points higher. "Lin Li responded calmly.

The only one who didn't know the details was us.

This is also part of the details.

Bai Bufan:

".....

"No, Lin Li, you really have a tendency to be behind me, so warm?" Bai Bufan winked at Lin Li, but then he became more and more angry, and his tone became yin and yang: "Fuck, I give you so many looks and eyes on weekdays, why don't you understand what I mean?"

"I understand, I just don't bother with you." Lin Li replied calmly, "It's like you actually want me to take a few photos for you now, I also see it, but I have been pretending not to see it."

Bai Bufan was stunned.

"You, you, you - grass!!"

Pointing at Lin Li for a long time, Bai Bufan found that he had nothing to say, so he chose to express his emotions with grass.

Too sincere, this ultimate move hit Bai Bufan, and it was very aggressive.

Defense was broken, angry.

"Okay, okay, I'll take a picture for you." Feeling Bai Bufan's sinister gaze, Lin Li took his phone with a smile.

"That's not to say I can't forgive you, please! As long as you take a picture for me, Bao is willing to do anything for him." Bai Bufan laughed and rubbed his hands, then asked: "Where should I stand to take the picture?

He had just watched Lin Li take pictures of Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan, so he believed in Lin Li's skills.

Standing in place, Lin Li was very professional. He first analyzed the light and shadow and composition, and then began to direct:

"You step back a little, um, the light is better, you step back a little more, move a little to the left, right, right, right.

You hit the fence behind you, right? Flip over with force, stand outside, then release your hands and fall backwards, right, right, right, continue, huh?

Bufan, flip, hurry up, I'm waiting to take the picture. ”

Bai Bufan raised half of his foot:

.......".

Fuck you.

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