The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also

"Are you ordering me to take photos or to commit suicide?" Bai Bufan gritted his teeth.

If he died like this, Conan would not be able to find the murderer. Who said there is no perfect crime?

"You are ignorant. My class leader Ding Sihan and I are all playing around, so the photos we took are all fake. What is the relationship between us and the tourist photos without any artistic sense? I plan to take a photo of "Flying Bai Bufan" for you, and I plan to use it to compete for this year's Pulitzer Prize.

Trust me, brother, turn it over, hurry up, am I going to hurt you?"

Lin Li frowned. He didn't like this feeling of being distrusted, and then added:

"By the way, your mobile payment password hasn't changed, right? If it has changed, tell me, it's very important."

Bai Bufan:

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"Brother, you play around with me too. I want to take tourist photos, not art." Bai Bufan begged.

Vulgar and without pursuit.

Lin Li was very disappointed that his deskmate and brother was such a person, but since Bai Bufan insisted so much, he had to give up.

Bai Bufan really didn't need the photos. He just wanted to keep a record. He probably wouldn't post them on WeChat Moments.

It didn't take long for the four of them to take a final photo together, then they picked up the holy sword again and started climbing again.

Before they had walked a few steps, they saw Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan calling out softly and walking to the side of the road.

It turned out that there was a orange cat, a super fat cat, a semi-trailer level, and I don't know if it was fully insured.

It was not afraid of strangers at all. When it saw the two people coming, it even clamped and barked twice.

Dead clamps, it's better to clamp it yourself. Lin Li.

There was a collar on the orange cat's neck. It should be raised in the temple, and then fed to this fat by passing tourists.

At the moment, Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan were discussing whether to go to the small shop next door to buy it a sausage while taking pictures.

It is recommended to strictly investigate the orange cat. It is suspected that it is the owner of the small shop and there is collusion of interests.

Looking at such a fat orange cat, Lin Li felt a little sorry that Bao Wei didn't come, otherwise he would have eighteen ways to take the opportunity to attack him.

Turning his head to look at Bai Bufan, Bai Bufan also happened to look at him.

"Miss Baowei." said in unison.

Then the two laughed warmly.

Zhou Baowei, who was already in the mountaintop museum, sneezed, suspecting that some idiot was scolding him.

He looked down and found that Lin Li and Bai Bufan's "Miss you" messages appeared on his phone at the same time, and sneered.

"Sure enough, it's these two bastards."

So he replied directly with dirty words.

"Lin Li, can you help buy a sausage? I'll transfer the money to you later." Chen Yuying raised her head and asked.

"Of course." Lin Li had no objection, bought one and handed it to her, and then stood aside to watch the two feed the cat.

After the two fed the cat, they stroked the cat for a while, and then reluctantly got up and left.

"Sorry to keep you two waiting." Chen Yuying said.

Not bad, the squad leader didn't say sorry to me this time, there is progress.

"It's a small matter, Bai Bufan and I also like small animals. "Lin Li waved his hand indifferently.

"Yes, we have to have it every meal. Last time I saw a super cute rabbit, I immediately rescued half a catty. "Before Chen Yuying asked, Bai Bufan nodded in approval and continued.

"Only rescue half a catty? Is this called liking small animals? I will at least rescue half a catty." Lin Li expressed contempt.

"Too expensive, we have 500 grams per catty, we can't afford to rescue more." Bai Bufan shook his head.

Chen Yuying:

!......".

The conversation between the two made 1.3 billion small animals cry.

And all the words that Chen Yuying was about to say were blocked in her words.

You·——

"I don't allow you to say this behavior as liking small animals!" Ding Sihan was angry.

"Little Dingding, it's only in your heart when you eat it. Your liking is superficial, and our liking comes from the heart, so this is the real liking, the real love!" Lin Li's rebuttal was very reasonable.

"You, you—"

Ding Sihan couldn't argue with Lin Li, so he stretched out his hand to snatch the holy sword in Lin Li's hand, and seemed to want to kill Lin Li with Lin Li's weapon.

But how could a soldier drop the gun in his hand? Lin Li not only held it steadily, but also pulled it out with his backhand and hit Ding Sihan, of course, he stopped.

Ding Sihan is really an M, she started to pursue me like this, it seems that she really likes small animals, and she likes boys who like small animals.

But Lin Li feels that he is not a frivolous person, and he will not agree to any girl's pursuit.

He has to test Ding Sihan's sincerity.

Look, it's only been 30 seconds, and Ding Sihan stopped pursuing.

Lin Li will post a topic on Zhihu later, "Why do some girls stop pursuing halfway, can't love stand the test?"

"Lin Li, stop right there!" Ding Sihan panted.

"Ding Sihan, come on, if you catch me, I'll give you a catch-up party!" Now, Lin Li ran while laughing.

Ding Sihan gritted his teeth and gave up chasing.

Lin Li, no longer the weakling he was last semester, really couldn't catch up.

So Ding Sihan used his sight as a knife to kill Lin Li a hundred times.

"Don't come back if you dare!"

Lin Li was naturally not bored enough to keep a distance from the three people next time. He slowly returned to the three people and honestly let Ding Sihan slap him.

Lin Li explained again: "I was just joking just now."

"Haha, that's right, small animals are so--." Ding Sihan is easy to coax, and smiled when he heard it.

"Bufan and I are firm vegetarians at the end of the month. There are no small animals for every meal. I say there are for every meal, just because I like to eat small noodles and like to decorate with small forks. Sorry." Lin Li said apologetically before Ding Sihan finished speaking.

Bai Bufan nodded solemnly after hearing this, bowed 90 degrees to apologize, and looked like a Shiba Inu.

Ding Sihan, who was half laughing:

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"I won't--"

Seeing that Ding Sihan wanted to hit himself with his stick again, Lin Li sneered: "Don't eat it later, Ding Sihan, I will watch you at noon, you'd better not do anything to the small animals!"

The stick immediately returned to his hand honestly.

""--one thing at a time. "

The four of them continued to walk up the mountain slowly. Before they knew it, they had already walked most of the way. The sun was gradually moving closer to the center of the sky.

Climbing the mountain didn't seem to be very tiring, even though he was carrying the weight of four people, Lin Li felt so.

Of course, it might also have something to do with the people who were climbing the mountain together.

A pretty girl, a close friend, and a man.

This configuration is perfect.

"Lin Li, something's wrong!" Bai Bufan spoke again.

"What's wrong!" Lin Li immediately became alert.

"Persimmon tree, what do you mean?" Bai Bufan pointed to the front, and saw a wild persimmon tree that should be growing on the hillside. There were many orange persimmons hanging on it, and the color was quite tempting.

"Let's go!"

After a brief conversation, the two trotted over.

After confirming that it was indeed a wild persimmon tree and not a planted one, the two jumped under the tree with the holy sword, while Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan, who followed, watched from the side.

"It's too high, you can't pick it. "Chen Yuying said with a smile.

Although this persimmon tree grows on the mountainside, it is still too high from the ground. Lin Li can only hit the lowest branches when he jumps up, and can't hit the fruits above.

Bai Bufan is even worse.

Climbing this tree is too dangerous, but Lin Li always has a way.

"It's time to let the persimmon tree feel our exciting combined attack skills." Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan.

"OK, you or me." Bai Bufan immediately understood the meaning.

"Let me do it, my physique is better than yours now, and the squad leader said that I am a good person. "Lin Li squatted down.

Chen Yuying didn't understand why Lin Li suddenly mentioned that she said he was a good person, and tilted her head in confusion.

Bai Bufan understood it immediately.

Because good people should be pointed at by guns.

So he first held back his laughter, secretly pulled up his underwear first, and then sat on it.

Lin Li stood up slowly: "Squad leader, Ding Sihan, Bufan, after you knock down the fruits later, you try to catch them, it's not convenient for me."

"Okay."

The persimmons on the persimmon tree saw Lin Li and Bai Bufan shouting about friendship and bond, and rushed up with sticks, and then died one after another.

Four fruits, no more, no less, took to the roadside sink to wash, and Lin Li, who was a little thirsty, tore off the surface and took a bite.

"Not bad, although not as sweet as the ones sold in the fruit store, but it's still delicious, not as bitter and astringent as imagined. "After carefully evaluating the taste, Lin Li nodded, took another bite, and gave his approval.

After hearing this, the three of them put the persimmons into their mouths.

Three seconds later, the four of them started to spit.

It's so delicious, so delicious, and not tree-like.

Chen Yuying's facial features wrinkled into a ball. She looked up and saw Lin Li's face, who was obviously spitting, but had a face that looked like he had succeeded in his evil plan.

She wanted to glare at Lin Li, but she laughed.

"Lin Li, you are not a human being! "Bai Bufan said angrily while spitting.

He cheated Zhou Baowei like this yesterday, so he should have been vigilant, but Lin Li also gave persimmons to Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying. This behavior made Bai Bufan completely relax and no longer vigilant. He thought Lin Li would not cheat on girls.

Now it seems that I underestimated the beastliness of Lin Li.

This bastard even cheated on girls! He even cheated on Chen Yuying! He really doesn't look like a human, right?

"Lin Li! !"

It was not only Bai Bufan who was angry, Ding Sihan picked up a stick and started beating him.

"I accidentally became a black man. I sign in every day and get a continuous beating." Lin Li said while being beaten leisurely.

After throwing four persimmons into the trash can on the side of the road, Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan were about to continue the last section of the road, but found that Lin Li and Bai Bufan returned to the persimmon tree and reunited.

This time it was Lin Li's turn on top.

"Squad leader, Ding Sihan, help us catch it again! "Lin Li shouted at them.

"Why do you pick them if they don't taste good?" Chen Yuying came over and asked curiously.

Lin Li waved the stick in his hand.

"This is Baowei's!"

"This is Wangze's!"

"This is Tianming's!"

"This is-·

How can you not think of your buddies when you have good things.

Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan received the fruits in silence.

You boys are really-.-