This is what cultivating immortals is like

It is said that after Lu Bei retired from the morning court, he went straight back to the imperial study and took advantage of the fact that it was still early to catch up on his sleep.

After waking up, he casually ordered thirty-six dishes of imperial cuisine, ate and drank, and then continued reading.

The palace has a large collection of books, including many Taoist classics, but none of them can make people immortal or achieve immortality.

The Yin Shang Dynasty had the Si Tianjian, who was in charge of astronomical calculations, wind and cloud weather, calendar calculations, and teaching students. Du Yuan, the eunuch of Si Tianjian, was a veteran of three dynasties. He had always been loyal and good, worked hard and was loyal to the Yin and Shang Dynasties.

Needless to say, such a loyal veteran will definitely not end well.

It turned out that he discovered that the harem was occupied by demons, and suspected that Daji was a demon. He tried his best to dissuade her, but was beheaded by King Zhou's order.

Lu Bei didn't know how, so he recruited Du Yuanxian to meet the emperor in the study.

"Old minister, I pay my respects to Your Majesty."

Du Yuanxian came with the order and saw that the king stayed up all night, his eyes were red after catching up on sleep, and his mouth was full of oil after eating and drinking. He was feeling weak inside and strong outside, and he was immediately worried.

Loyalty is harsh to the ears, and like all loyal ministers, Du Yuanxian's words are not pleasing to the eye. He opens his mouth to indulge in beauty, but closes his mouth to indulge in lust, which makes Lu Bei's head buzz.

Looking at the face of old farmer Qin, I wish I could have asked him to retire and return to his ancestral home to farm on the spot.

Forget it, let Old Farmer Qin be Old Farmer Qin, he is better than Lin Buyan and Zhan Lexian.

"Master Du, please don't read it. I know that you have great magical power, so I specially invited you here to ask for a few copies of Qi training techniques. The request is not high, eight out of ten copies is not too much, and seven out of nine copies is not too little. , you are a loyal and patriotic veteran of three dynasties, so you will definitely not reject me, right?"

As he said that, he pulled out the sword hanging in front of the desk and started to dance with hum.

He was a puncher who had never practiced swordsmanship. The main one was so powerful that the wind whistling in the sword scared Du Yuanxian to the point where he knelt down and begged for mercy.

He was not begging for mercy for himself, but for King Zhou. This sword dancer wiped his neck without paying attention. He was such a mess as the old man, how could he bear such a fright?

Seeing that Du Yuanxian sincerely admitted his mistake, Lu Bei temporarily forgave him, put away his sword and said: "Tell me, what magic secrets do you have in your hand? Gu Chou said in front of you, don't show off your tricks like the Eighty-nine Mysterious Skills." ”

Du Yuanxian smiled bitterly. He had never heard of the Eight-Nine Mysterious Skills.

After some exchanges between the emperor and his ministers, Lu Bei was greatly disappointed. Although Du Yuanxian was a practitioner, his Taoism was shallow and he was not even a third-rate person, let alone immortality. He was essentially an ordinary person.

Planting vegetables during the day and watching the stars at night are not as mysterious as the outside world says.

Good guy, you are acting in your true colors!

Lu Bei had no choice but to blow him away and put his hope in Wen Zhong, who would return to the court within three months.

Kong Xuan is very powerful, the five-color divine light can be used against everything, and neither Ran Deng nor Lu Ya can suppress him. Only a person with great supernatural powers at the level of a leader can suppress him.

But Kong Xuan was a peacock, a member of the demon clan, and humans and demons had different cultivation methods. Even if Chaoge was summoned, he couldn't figure out why.

These days, monsters are very taboo about their own heels. If they ask a few questions unexpectedly, it is possible for Kong Xuan to take off his seal and run away.

Lu Bei had never been in the habit of going to the morning court. This was the case in the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Monsters, and it was no exception when he came to Chaoge. He enjoyed himself in the study every day, leaving all the civil and military officials helpless.

In the past, the king lived in debauchery all day long and ignored the government affairs. Now the king reads books all day long and still ignores the government affairs.

You say he is fatuous. He has at least given up on lust. He has not been to Shouxian Palace for many days to have a loving relationship with Daji. You say he is motivated. Come on, you are an emperor whose main job is to govern the world. What is the point of reading all day long?

Fei Zhong and You Hun sent their daughters to the palace, and Lu Beipianpian invited two beauties. At first glance, they were very beautiful, but they were not the Bai Jin and Zhan Hongqu that he had longed for.

With a wave of his hand, he knocked back the unopened goods and made a plan to reward Fei Zhong and You Hun with twenty big boards each.

It’s nothing else, it’s not aimed at their faces, it’s just that Lu Bei doesn’t like treacherous ministers. He aims at a wise king and can’t tolerate insects in his eyes.

The two unlucky guys were beaten until they howled and cried. New injuries were added to old ones. Even if they wanted to break their heads, they couldn't figure out why they fell out of favor.

Traitor ministers have a hard time, and so do virtuous ministers. Seeing that the king is addicted to books all day long, he sees it and becomes anxious in his heart.

Stop reading, please, take some time out once in a while and go to court one morning!

Just one, everyone will kneel down for you!

The ministers asked King Zhou to stay away from the beauty, which meant that he should not pamper Daji too much. Lu Bei simply quit lust, and even disappeared from the virtuous and virtuous Queen Jiang.

He is afraid that he will make a mistake.

Queen Jiang forced him into a corner, and he obeyed her with gritted teeth and stamped her feet.

There is no such thing as Lu Bei knows himself too well and is the best at finding excuses to shirk responsibility. As long as Queen Jiang seduce her a little, he will definitely lie down and enjoy the ride.

After the incident was completed, it was said that Queen Jiang acted first.

In this case, it is better not to see him.

Queen Jiang was missing from Lu Bei, so she had no choice but to come to him. Although she didn't know what new problem the king had committed, husband and wife were one body. As the mother of a country, she had the responsibility to advise her husband to be a good leader of the country.

"Your Majesty, I am hosting a banquet in the middle palace. Concubine Huang and Concubine Yang will also attend the banquet..."

Queen Jiang came to the meeting in a polite manner. She was a good queen and knew that her husband was deliberately alienating her. She asked the palace maid to do it for him several times when he sent food boxes to each other. After that night, the two of them had not seen each other for half a month.

Queen Jiang felt sorry for herself, worrying that her husband respected her like an outsider, but she didn't know that Lu Bei was worse than her. How could he be abstinent? He was just despicable.

Every time he saw Queen Jiang, Lu Bei had an uncontrollable impulse. Lu Fan Lunjin and the bad guy whispered in his ears, "This is your wife, not some scourge. You can't be confused with that one, she just looks alike."

Be confident, there are too many people who look alike in the world, no problem.

Lu Bei couldn't listen to this, and blocked Queen Jiang's charm with all his perseverance. He buried his head in reading, waved his hand and said: "I know, I will go to the banquet tonight. I mean to go to the banquet. Queen, please go back and rest first. You don't need to wait here." On."

Queen Jiang's nose felt sour and she almost shed tears. Lu Bei couldn't bear it and had to keep her.

Just pinch your shoulders, don't do a sneak attack like last time and give him a brainwave.

Queen Jiang burst into tears and smiled, quite sad. She moved behind Lu Bei and pressed down with her bare hands to relieve his body fatigue.

"Your Majesty, I have invited the Sumei people from Shouxian Palace to tonight's banquet."

"What do you want her to do? Go away. If she goes, Gu won't go."

"..."

Queen Jiang choked for a moment and lamented the great changes in the harem. Some time ago, the Shouxian Palace was under scorching sun and everything was in dire straits. Now, with successive years of frost, it has become a deep and cold palace.

So, what did Daji do wrong?

"Your Majesty, although the Sumei people are arrogant due to favors, she is the daughter of Jizhou Hou Suhu after all. She is a virtuous and kind woman, and she is a good woman. No one has faults. If she has faults, it is because she loves Your Majesty so much, and she is still a good woman. I hope Your Majesty will not neglect her."

"???"

A string of question marks floated across Lu Bei's forehead, and he turned to look at Queen Jiang. It turned out that this was the master of the harem, and she indeed had the demeanor of a mother who cared about the world.

However, you are just a chicken giving New Year greetings to a weasel and seeking your own death!

"Why, the queen doesn't scold the lonely, greedy, and lustful woman today?"

"I don't dare."

It doesn't matter if you dare or not, just don't change it, just keep scolding, you like to hear it.

"As for the Sumei people, I have my own ideas. The queen doesn't have to worry about this. It's settled that she will be at the banquet tonight."

Lu Bei made a final decision. He didn't like Daji, and it had nothing to do with her having a foxy face.

He and his eldest brother have a very good relationship. This face will not affect the fox-peng-dog friend's friendship in any situation. The key is not the face, but Daji's vixen nature.

Daji has no love for King Zhou, and everything is the master's task. For details, please refer to Boyikao. Literary and artistic young people are the favorites of the vixen.

If it weren't for Da Ji's big brother face, Lu Bei would have been unable to do anything and would have let the executioner drag the scourge out of the Meridian Gate and behead him.

Therefore, Lu Bei also avoided seeing Queen Jiang because she was a face that could not be touched, for fear of causing a misfire, while he was out of sight and out of mind towards Daji.

Seeing her husband's resolute attitude, Queen Jiang was both happy and worried. She was happy because she hated Daji very much and was happy to see the latter fall out of favor. But she was worried that if Daji was so beautiful and fell out of favor, how would the other people in the harem deal with themselves.

As the mistress of King Zhou's harem, Queen Jiang was well-controlled and had a very good relationship with Concubine Huang Guifei of the West Palace and Concubine Yang of the Xinqing Palace. They were sisters and never had any quarrels.

To put it simply, if the eldest sister has meat to eat, the sisters’ soup and water are indispensable.

Now seeing Daji fall out of favor, while she was happy, she also felt sympathy for him. If possible, she hoped that her husband would regain his love for Daji and not dote on her like before.

Lu Bei didn't know what Queen Jiang was thinking, and if he knew it, he would only laugh at her for seeking death. While reading books, he occasionally chatted with his wife. When it got late, he put down the book and prepared to take a bath before going to the banquet. .

In the bath, Lu Bei was leisurely and contented, despising the decadent upper class society, and allowed the two palace maids to clean his body.

However, after a moment, the fragrant wind came, and the two palace maids withdrew, replaced by Queen Jiang to brush away the dust for him.

A queen...

What kind of clothes can I wear when taking a shower? I can only say that the circle is exposed, the trigonometric functions, the Pythagorean theorem, and the liberal arts and sciences are all top students.

Lu Bei:|1)

Lu Bei swooped behind the pillar, looking intently, a little panicked and a little embarrassed at the same time.

Queen Jiang saw this and became even more puzzled. She checked her eyes and found out that her husband had some intentions of being distant from her, but whenever she took the initiative to attack, her husband would stay away from her.

Is this considered like it or hate it?

"His Majesty……"

"go out!"

"Concubine..."

"go out!!"

"..."

Queen Jiang did not leave, but sat by the bathtub and cried silently. Lu Bei couldn't bear this scene, and would rather be wronged than let her cry.

He gritted his teeth and stamped his feet, and quickly slipped out of the bath. Adhering to the fearless spirit of sacrifice, he turned his back to Queen Jiang and said: "It's okay to rub your back, but don't go too far. I was addicted to wine and sex some time ago, and my body bones are getting more and more exhausted. This is to nourish the body." When the time comes, you must not break the precept.”

There was no response. Lu Bei only heard the rustle of his clothes, then the water ripples spread, and the fragrant wind hit him from behind.

It's going to happen!

Lu Bei's eyes widened, this place was dangerous, and if he didn't leave, he would suffer heavy losses.

Before Queen Jiang could get closer, he stood up and strode out of the bath.

Before he could make it, he was tugged and hooked by small hands, and he immediately fell into Wen Ruo's arms. The blood in his heart gathered a little, so he had to close his eyes and let it go.

After a while, King Jiang's face turned red and he obediently changed Lu Bei's clothes.

The latter looked solemn and unyielding. He looked at the queen several times and subconsciously glanced at the other party's Yin Tao Xiaokou. His eyes were too explicit, which made the queen even more embarrassed.

After pulling up his pants, Lu Bei was quite annoyed and couldn't figure out why he was so obsessed with it. If he had just endured it a little longer, he would have gotten over it.

This is what the villain looks like!

The couple arrived at the Middle Palace, which was Queen Jiang's palace. As the host, she hosted a banquet. In addition to inviting her two sisters, she also called her two sons over.

Queen Jiang is a diligent and frugal mother of a country, and she is well-deserved for her virtues. Although her palace is gorgeous, it is far less luxurious than Shouxian Palace. Like her, she is dignified, generous, elegant and decent.

When Lu Bei saw King Zhou's two sons, the eldest son Yin Jiao and the second son Yin Hong, his heart slowly relaxed.

It's not the face of Huang Yu or Feng Yi, it's just too nice.

Just as she was feeling happy, she secretly said that it was a lucky coincidence that Concubine Huang and Concubine Yang came forward to say hello. The former held up the little yellow croaker's face, and the latter held up Gu Mi's face. Seeing that the three sisters matched each other, Lu Bei's eyelids jumped and he didn't know how to complain. .

Who do you call sister?

Also, this is Chaoge City, not the Demon Imperial City, and his harem contains an absurdly high amount of demons.

Lu Bei raised his hands to cover his face, sitting in the main seat without saying a word. The picture was so beautiful that he couldn't even dream of it before, but now that it has come true, he feels guilty.

I don’t have the eyes to see it, I really don’t have the eyes to see it.

Concubine Huang and Concubine Yang were secretly upset when they saw His Majesty's indifferent attitude.

The former is the daughter of the Huang family. After the general, the eldest brother has the eldest brother and the father has the father. The latter...according to the current monopoly situation of the upper class, she should come from the family of Yang Ren, the high-ranking official.

Queen Jiang looked at the two sisters and tried. The king was indeed ill, but he didn't really give up on women, he just had some unspeakable quirks.

"Your Majesty, don't just eat food, drink some wine!"

"Stop doing."

"Sister, why don't you move your chopsticks? Are these your favorite dishes?"

"She's full."

Queen Jiang's face suddenly turned red, and she secretly scolded Daji for being shameless and causing her husband to learn some heresy, which was so shameful.

Seeing her like this, Concubine Huang and Concubine Yang suddenly realized, they laughed lightly in front of her, and chased her and asked her what kind of meat and fish her sister had eaten just now.

The wine table immediately became lively.

After the banquet was over, Lu Bei followed the temper of a foolish king and rewarded the two filial sons with a lot of money. Faced with the queen's hesitation, he directly chose to ignore it, put his arms around Concubine Huang with his left hand, and Concubine Yang with his right hand, and went to stay in the West Palace for the night.

It's so pitiful that I finally found my own person.

You said it would be nice for you two to show up earlier, even an hour earlier!

It's so irresponsible to talk with your pants up.

This was very painful for Queen Jiang. She watched her husband leave helplessly and sighed. She could only stay on the empty bed alone tonight.

Time passed by half a month, and Lu Bei stayed in the West Palace and Xinqing Palace every night. Every time he passed by the Middle Palace, he fled quickly. He doted on Concubine Huang and Concubine Yang, especially Concubine Huang, who relied on her in almost everything. .

If this trend continues, there will be nothing wrong with Daji in the future, and Concubine Huang will be the culprit for King Zhou's neglect of government affairs.

On this day, Lu Bei was reading in the imperial study room. He heard laughter and laughter outside the window, and there seemed to be women playing and playing.

He frowned, guessing that Daji was here to seduce her, and said to himself that he was bored, please look in the mirror to see what kind of character he has before seducing her.

Lu Bei didn't intend to pay attention, but who would have thought that when he heard the lewd and seductive sounds of warblers and swallows, his heart felt as if he had been scratched by a cat.

The vixen used magic!

Lu Bei suppressed the restlessness in his heart and looked out the window. He saw three beauties chasing each other in the garden.

Fox Three, Fox Two, Zhu Xiushi.

The martial arts content in Chaoge City is also quite high!

Lu Bei rolled his eyes. Of these three faces, two were his brothers and one was his mother. Why are they making fun of them!

The interest is completely gone.

The nine-tailed fox brought trouble to the imperial court. The cause was that when King Zhou went to the Nuwa Palace to offer incense, he went crazy and wrote a blasphemous poem.

But you can act charmingly and take back Changle to serve the king.

Don't tell me, the literary talent is not bad.

Empress Nuwa is not a good person. She wants status and status. How can she bear this kind of grievance? She single-handedly killed King Zhou but was blocked by the luck of the Yin Shang. In anger, she attracted the three demons of Xuanyuan Tomb.

The nine-tailed fox spirit, the nine-headed pheasant spirit, and the jade pipa spirit.

Depending on the situation, Hu Er became the chicken essence, and Zhu Xiushi got his wish and built a piece of jade here.

Lu Bei's secret secret was outrageous. Three goblins gave birth to two fox family members, and the negative buffs were stacked. It would be damned if he, King Zhou, could prefer Daji.

Thinking on the bright side, Hu San only offered his wife, Hu Er, and did not bring his mother-in-law Mu Jiling, which is already very ethical.

"Bah, vile!"

Lu Bei closed the window and called in the soldiers outside the door, asking them to drive away the three women who were playing and playing.

You're talking so loudly in broad daylight. Don't you want to catch up on your sleep?

If you don't catch up on sleep, how will you deal with Concubine Huang tonight?

When someone is a general, he has martial arts skills and long-lasting endurance.

Just like that, Daji was driven away with a broken face. The three goblins stared at each other, especially Daji, who looked at the two beautiful sisters and couldn't figure out why.

Why is Your Majesty so indifferent to beauty?

"Sister, King Zhou is ignorant and does not recognize the beauty of our sisters. What should we do?"

"Your Majesty's orders cannot be violated, even if you can't do it, you have to do it!"

Daji gritted her teeth, thinking about sneaking into the royal study tonight and using all her strength to make sure that the lustful and cowardly king showed up.

She didn't believe it!

Believe it or not, Lu Bei fell in love with the little yellow croaker so much that he went to the West Palace before dark and was obsessed with Huang Guifei's beauty and couldn't help himself. This made the latter happy but also blamed himself.

It was great to win the emperor's heart, but Queen Jiang treated her very well. How could it be reasonable for her younger sister to have enough to eat and drink while leaving her alone in an empty room?

How about getting the king drunk tomorrow and then calling my sister?

This plan works!

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"Your Majesty, the Beihai War is in trouble. General Kong was defeated before the war and is now missing."

"What the hell?"

On this day, Lu Bei received an evil report from the front line. Kong Xuan, the commander-in-chief of Sanshanguan, for whom he had high hopes, was captured by a wild Taoist who passed by before the war and was driven to an unknown location.

Lu Bei suddenly thought, secretly thinking that there was indeed something wrong with the Beihai Rebellion.

He took the battle report and quickly browsed it.

Kong Xuan, the commander-in-chief of Sanshanguan, received the edict, gathered a team of troops, and rushed to the north to meet Grand Master Wen Zhong.

He came with an imperial edict and heard that Zhong made him a vanguard officer. He won ten battles and ten victories. He took the head of a general out of a million soldiers like searching for a bag. In just three days, he captured thirty-six of the seventy-two princes alive.

Wen Zhong was overjoyed and praised Kong Xuan as a minister of the country. Kong Xuan was humble and said that the king had the ability to know people.

Seeing that the chaos in Beihai was about to be settled, a Taoist priest jumped out of nowhere and pointed at Kong Xuan, saying that he was destined.

After a fight, Kong Xuan was beaten out of the peacock demon body. He lost the five-color divine light and was ridden away by the Taoist.

Before leaving, the Taoist read a poem very coquettishly.

"No wonder it has been more than ten years since Wen Zhong left, and the invincible Kong Xuan has fallen..."

Lu Bei put down the battle report with an expressionless face, closed his eyes and pondered in silence. Wen Zhong would not be able to come back in a short time. If he insisted, the Grand Master might be on the road to come back on horseback for the rest of his life.

As for riding Kong Xuan's wild road, he could guess who the opponent was with his toes. He kept talking about fate all day long, and who else could it be besides Zhunti.

"A good Western religion will never give up with you!"

Lu Bei took a deep breath. He was an ordinary man and could only swallow his anger against the master-level supernatural power. But for thirty years in Hedong, don't bully young people into poverty. Sooner or later, he will get back his revenge.

Kong Xuan was still defeated, and it was useless to send other generals to Beihai. Lu Bei once again tasted the bitter taste of fate.

He used to believe in fate but not accept it, and now he was no exception. After analyzing for a moment, he found that he still had to rely on himself.

But first, he must meet with the master of Jiejiao. If possible, after establishing a relationship, he must interview the leader of Tongtian Cult.

"If I still had the strength I had before, even if there was only one of the three divine birds, I would have avenged my revenge on the spot today."

Lu Bei was angry when another palace guard came to report that an immortal descended from the sky outside the palace, calling himself Yun Zhongzi, and wanted to see him.

Yun Zhongzi, a Qi practitioner from Yuzhu Cave in Zhongnan Mountain, became a disciple of Yuanshi Tianzun in Chanjiao and became a disciple of Lei Zhenzi. He avoided the calamity of the Jiuqu Yellow River Formation and was a rare true immortal with good fortune in Chanjiao.

This guy is quite weird. When all the Immortals were standing in Xiqi, they silently came to Chaoge City and gave King Zhou a wooden sword. While slapping Nuwa in the face, he also slapped his master.

You have to say that he doesn't understand anything. When he accepted Lei Zhenzi as his disciple, he was smarter than anyone else. Wen Zhongyi died because of his refining the Heaven-reaching Divine Fire Pillar.

It's inconsistent, I don't know what I'm thinking.

"Xuan!"

After a cup of tea, Lu Bei met this expert in teaching. He had a good appearance and was a true immortal.

"I am a poor Taoist, Yun Zhongzi, from outside the country, I have seen Your Majesty in Xianyun Yehe." Yun Zhongzi shook the fly whisk in his hand as a sign of greeting.

Lu Bei was not upset, and ordered everyone to sit down. After chatting for a few words, Yun Zhongzi got down to business and explained the whole story of coming to Chaoge City.

In a word, there is nothing to do.

He was collecting herbs in the mountains and saw the demonic energy in Chaoge City soaring into the sky. He calculated with his fingers that a demon had sneaked into the harem to confuse the king and harm the loyal. He was afraid that it would subvert the country and the country, so he came here to subdue the demon.

There is a way to deceive people and harm loyal people, but it has not happened yet.

Lu Bei arrived early and neglected Daji long ago. The latter fell out of favor. Punishments such as cannon burning and rainwater basins had not yet been invented, and wonders such as Zhaixing Tower and Deer Platform were out of the question.

In the eyes of Queen Jiang and the ministers, the current Daji was just a little girl who was spoiled and arrogant and couldn't even carry her own weight.

When Lu Bei saw that Yun Zhongzi had come to present the wooden sword, he rolled his eyes and took it into consideration.

He stood up in a hurry and quickly came to Yun Zhongzi: "Chief Immortal, you came at the right time. To be honest, there are indeed monsters in the harem, not just one, but three in total!"

"Ah this..."

Such a sudden attack made Yun Zhongzi unable to control himself.

No, this rhythm is wrong!

He was just looking for fun, how could he become the one himself?

"Let the Immortal Chief know that although I have a mortal body, I can't tell who is a monster, but I am a human being. I have never seen any scenes. I can identify the changes before and after, and guess that there is a witch in the palace. I am hesitant and do not dare to say anything. Immortal Chief Showing up can be said to provide guidance!"

"ah?"

"Chief Immortal, it was you who pointed out who the monster is!"

Lu Bei was overjoyed, grabbed Yun Zhongzi's hand, and said happily: "Great, now that the immortal is here, Chaoge City will be saved. Now that the immortal is here, the luck of the Yin and Shang Dynasties can continue for hundreds of years."

Yun Zhongzi was so frightened by these words that the luck of the Yin Shang Dynasty lasted for hundreds of years because of him. What would Xiqi do? Not to mention his brothers who had committed murders, his master Yuanshi Tianzun alone could chop him alive. Yes.

No, absolutely not!

"Chang Immortal, that monster lives in Shouxian Palace. She is Su, the daughter of Jizhou Hou Suhu..."

"Your Majesty, please do not make any rash assertions!"

Yun Zhongzi raised his hand to interrupt, waved his sleeves to wipe the cold sweat from his forehead, and said dryly: "Your Majesty is mortal, and who is the monster? How can you randomly identify who is the monster? If Zhongliang is killed by mistake, wouldn't he be unjust to a good person?"

"The Immortal is strict."

Lu Bei nodded and asked for advice: "What does the immortal mean, Su Daji is not a vixen?"

"Ah this..."

"Chief Immortal, please speak!"

"Your Majesty, don't be impatient. I'll wait and see again. I was in a hurry just now, so I might have made a mistake. In fact, there is no evil spirit in the palace."

Yun Zhongzi wished he could give himself a slap in the face so that you could find trouble. Now that you are fine, you are in a dilemma and cannot escape.

"I understand, the immortal said, Su Daji is not a monster!"

"Your Majesty, this is what you said, Pindao didn't." Yun Zhongzi said hurriedly.

"I understand, the immortal said, Su Daji is a vixen!"

"Pindao didn't say anything either."

Yun Zhongzi raised his hand to calculate, and muttered something. After a while, he said: "So that Your Majesty will know that although this demon has great magical powers, it is not worth mentioning in the eyes of a poor Taoist. Her blinding skills are not good enough, so the poor Taoist can use a few tricks." This trick can kill him."

After that, he took out a wooden sword and said: "This sword is a sword that illuminates demons, and it's called 'Juque'. Your Majesty hangs it in the palace to suppress the demonic energy. Small demons will be destroyed without attack, and the soul of the demon will be scattered in three days." "

"Three days are too long. There is a saying that the night is long and there are many dreams. The immortal's magic power is boundless. Why don't you do it yourself?"

"Ah this..."

"Chief Immortal, please speak!"

"Your Majesty, it is precisely because Pindao has so many magical powers that his actions will cause big disturbances, which is why he is even more unable to slay demons."

Yun Zhongzi secretly said something evil, and just wanted to run away quickly: "This sword is enough to subdue demons, your Majesty has nothing to worry about!"

After saying that, regardless of Lu Bei's attempts to stay, he claimed that there was a furnace of elixirs being practiced in the cave, and he would be in trouble if he didn't leave, so he hurriedly jumped on the clouds and left.

"Humph, that's all!"

Lu Bei curled his lips and looked at the sword in his hand. It was a wooden sword with no fairy light at all.

He exerted force with his five fingers and it snapped with a click.

"Come here, send it to Shouxian Palace to give it to Sumei for tasting. She said it was given to her by Immortal Yun Zhongzi of Zhongnan Mountain and told her to be a good person."

…

In Shouxian Palace, Su Daji was so frightened when she saw the broken sword that she almost showed her fox tail.

The giant sword originally sent by Yun Zhongzi was indeed capable of subduing monsters. When King Zhou opened his mouth and said the name of the monster, he was frightened and took out a fake wooden sword.

This sword had no power to subdue demons, but Daji didn't know that. She just thought that the wild Taoist priests from Zhongnan Mountain were meddling in their own business and even dared to hit Nuwa Empress in the face.

"Damn Niubi, how dare you ruin your good deeds!"

She knew that she was probably exposed, so she let the chicken spirit change into her own appearance, and left Chaoge to visit Nuwa Temple.

Madam, something big has happened!

Lu Bei, on his side, was thinking about a way to break the situation. After a while, he raised his hand and patted his forehead.

I had thought too much before and forgot about my biggest enemy, the owner of the three demons of Xuanyuan Tomb - Empress Nuwa.

It's not a grudge, it's just a crooked poem. He was the host and everyone sat down to have a meal and two drinks. It was amazing that he knelt down and admitted his mistake. Lady Nuwa had a lot of people and would definitely forgive him, an unfilial son of the human race.

"Come here, I want to leave the palace!"

Lu Bei shouted loudly, summoned two military generals, Chao Tian and Chao Lei, to escort him, and quickly headed to the Nuwa Temple.

Presenting the facts and being reasonable, he sincerely apologized. No matter how petty Nuwa was, she still wanted to give you some face.

Not to mention that this is a sure thing, it is definitely better than the current situation.

He couldn't be like King Zhou, who was so fascinated by a figure that he wrote a crooked poem again, right?

It can't be!

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Seven thousand and five thousand, please give me a monthly pass, I sorted out the outline, that’s all for today.