This is what cultivating immortals is like

Going south out of Chaoge City, there is a gorgeous hall decorated with five-color gold, which is dedicated to the ancient goddess Nuwa.

She has a high status in the human race. Every year on March 15th, on Christmas Day, people burn incense and decorate her. The size of the hall used to worship her is quite impressive.

The white jade steps of the palace are surrounded by auspicious light. In front of the palace, there are golden boys and girls holding wishful jade hooks. In the palace, the silver candles are brilliant, the golden furnace is filled with auspicious mist, and the incense is very prosperous.

A gust of evil wind blew by, and the golden boys and girls and soldiers guarding the hall yawned and fell asleep. Daji quickly walked into the hall, burned incense and knelt down to pay his respects to the empress.

The nine-tailed vixen is not a powerful monster. It is difficult to carry shoes for a great god like Nuwa. Worshiping devoutly in front of the statue is the only way for her to meet her master.

There are gods three feet above your head. Don't say the gods' names randomly. What you think is a whisper can be heard clearly by others.

Daji bowed and kowtowed like this, which quickly attracted the attention of Empress Nuwa.

As for the last time King Zhou wrote a poem on the wall of Nuwa Palace, it was a blasphemous and crooked poem. Nuwa didn't react for a long time. She waited until King Zhou returned to Chaoge City to be late. In fact, it can be explained.

It's my birthday. I'm happy. I go to Huoyun Cave to play mahjong with the Three Emperors. Isn't that too much?

Not excessive.

For a more serious reason, someone with good intentions deceived the secret of heaven and covered up this episode for King Zhou. After the matter was over, he took off his clothes and hid his identity and name.

No matter how brave you are, the evil wind that rolls up the curtains and reveals the true appearance of the statue of Nuwa is also the work of someone with intentions.

The calculation was not revealed for the time being, but Nuwa sensed the nine-tailed vixen's request for an audience. At first, she felt that this hall was too unfavorable and did not want to meet Daji. An hour later, thinking that she had a correct attitude, she appeared at the statue of the god from a distance.

The fragrant wind of purple mist blew by, and thousands of auspicious colors made the statue, which was originally a dead thing, come to life in the blink of an eye.

Her skin was as flawless as white jade, her face was very beautiful, her beauty was fragrant, and her face was obscured by white gauze for half a day. She was so mysterious and majestic that Daji kept bowing to her.

"The little demon has seen the empress. The empress has a long life."

"If you don't use Chaoge to confuse the emperor, why do you want to see me?"

Nuwa's voice was ethereal, as if it was outside the clouds and mist. Daji did not dare to conceal it, so she took out the broken sword and presented it with both hands: "Report to the empress, the little demon has obtained the decree of the empress. She did not dare to slack off in the slightest, and went to the backyard of the palace to use all her strength to confuse the Wuwa. Dao Hunjun. It was going smoothly, but Hunjun was fascinated. Unexpectedly, Yun Zhongzi, a qigong master from Zhongnan Mountain, suddenly appeared. He pointed out the traces of the little demon and used his sword as a warning. If he continued to confuse King Zhou, what would happen to him? It’s like this sword.”

"Did Yun Zhongzi really say that?"

Nuwa was suspicious. Yun Zhongzi was trying to teach Yuanshi Tianzun's disciples, and his fellow disciples committed murders, which led to the catastrophe. If he could wake up the ignorant king and make the catastrophe delay, The only one who is unlucky is Chan Jiao, who shouldn't have done such an unwise thing.

"Every word of the little demon is true. With the sword as proof, how can it be false?"

Daji's trembling voice was pitiful, and the wooden sword in her hand was genuine. This made Nuwa even more confused. She couldn't figure out what Yun Zhongzi wanted to do, whether he was the one who made the decision or was instructed by Yuanshi Tianzun.

Is Yuanshi Tianzun crazy?

Yuanshi Tianzun will not be crazy, only Yun Zhongzi is crazy.

"Does King Zhou know your heel?"

"I already know that this broken sword was handed over to Xiaoyao by Yun Zhongzi."

Daji cried louder and louder: "The little demon is willing to do anything for the Queen. Even though Yun Zhongzi has great magic power, the little demon is not afraid. But the ignorant and ignorant king already knows the little demon's footsteps and the mission that the Queen has ordered. The little demon is afraid." yes……"

"What are you afraid of? Are you afraid that Yun Zhongzi will kill you?"

Yes, the nine-tailed fox is not a cat demon with nine lives. When it dies, it is really dead.

Daji did want to retreat, but when she heard Nuwa's voice was ethereal, she could not tell whether she was happy or angry. She kowtowed and said, "The little demon is not afraid of death, but the Yun Zhongzi is blocking it. With him standing in the way, the little demon is afraid of death." I can't get close to Hun Jun, so I came to see you out of desperation."

"You go to Chaoge yourself. Yun Zhongzi doesn't dare to do anything to you."

"But the little demon was framed by Yun Zhongzi, and now his heels are exposed. How can he still confuse the Hunjun?"

"..."

Nuwa didn't say anything. The vixen's job was to seduce people. How to confuse the foolish king was the question that the witch should consider, not her who gave the order.

As an old master, Nuwa Empress wanted status and status. Such words were not suitable to come out of her mouth. She hoped that the nine-tailed vixen would wake up on her own.

Daji had long since woken up, but she refused to say anything and looked at Nuwa with tears in her eyes. She was so pitiful.

You're a waste, you can't even take on any big things, so what's the use of you!

Nuwa was sullen in her heart. She suddenly frowned and said in a cold voice: "That Hunjun is on his way on horseback. He is quite scheming and wants to see who your master is!"

"My dear, the little demon has no intention of doing this. It was not me who lured the Hunjun here."

Daji was horrified and hurriedly explained: "I'm afraid that the Hunjun listened to Yun Zhongzi's slander and used the broken sword to test the little demon's mind. When he noticed that I was not in the palace, he became murderous and pursued me all the way here."

"How can he keep up with you in this mortal body?"

"..."

Touching on the blind spot of knowledge, Daji didn't know how to explain it, so she had to put the blame on Yun Zhongzi's head.

"Step aside and don't make a sound. I want to see what the reason for this ignorant and ignorant king is here!"

The purple mist and fragrant wind dissipated, and the hall suddenly became deserted. The sleeping golden girls and soldiers woke up one after another. They had no idea what had just happened, and they didn't even have the consciousness to faint for no reason.

Daji performed an invisibility trick and retreated behind the red pillars of the main hall, expecting that this place was the territory of Nuwa Empress, and Yun Zhongzi would not dare to do anything to her even if she came.

The sound of horse hooves came galloping and stopped far outside the palace. Lu Bei got off his horse, patted his two long legs, and secretly said something annoying.

Riding a horse is too tiring. No wonder all the gods with some ability ride exotic animals. From now on, he will insist on being horseless no matter what he says.

"I'm going to pay homage to Your Majesty!" xN

The soldiers stationed here kowtowed one after another. Lu Bei ordered two generals, Chao Tian and Chao Lei, to guard the gate of the palace. Without his instructions, no one would be allowed to enter, no matter what noise was made in the palace.

Immortals are no exception!

Chao Tian and Chao Lei had no moral skills, and neither had earth-shattering martial arts. In terms of military general skills, the two brothers combined could not beat Lu Bei. If the gods forced their way in, they would definitely not be able to stop them.

But this is not an issue that Lu Bei should consider. He only issues orders, and it is up to Chao Tian and Chao Lei to consider how to complete the orders.

Lu Bei entered the hall with his sword in hand and ordered the door to be closed. He swept his eyes across the four corners of the hall and made sure that no one was breathing. Then he walked to the statue of Nuwa.

boom!

"Mother, there were many people that day, so Xiao Wang will kneel down for you today."

"You are a superior goddess, why should you argue with Xiao Wang, an ant in the world, and your identity will be ruined in vain, right?"

"Xiao Wang made a big mistake because he went crazy that day. After he went back, he closed his door and thought about his mistakes. The more he thought about it, the more..."

"So that the empress will know that the little king has figured it out. This palace is a little small and not gorgeous at all. It should be expanded ten times or a hundred times. It should be decorated with pearls, jasper, gold and silver. It should be more magnificent than all the palaces in the world. Only then can it be done." Show your unique status in the world.”

"..."x2

Daji hid behind the pillar, and the whole fox was in trouble. Looking at King Zhou's menacing posture, she thought that the king had lost his mind and was about to chop down the statue of Nuwa with a sword.

Result, that's it?

You're pretty good at kneeling. Where did you practice?

Daji thought about it, and it seemed that he had practiced it behind her back.

Nuwa was also astonished. Looking at King Zhou below who had admitted his mistake obediently, she felt a little soft-hearted for a moment and planned to put it past the fault and forgive him.

It's not that he covets the magnificent palace, nor does he care about his unique status. He simply feels that this foolish king is sincere and has indeed repented.

No one has any faults. Since he sincerely admits his mistakes, there is no harm in forgiving him once.

Nuwa was stunned, and a gust of purple mist fragrance immediately blew in the hall. Lu Bei thought he had screamed out Nuwa, and subconsciously looked at the statue.

Entering the eye...

Hey, Sister She, you are so powerful!

Nuwa looked like She Zhang, which was unexpected and unreasonable. Lu Bei was slightly startled and knelt down more calmly.

Anyway, he often knelt before, no less than once or twice. If this face went in the opposite direction, he guaranteed that he could still kneel in a few tricks.

At the same time, I feel happy.

The empress only looks like this, she is just an ordinary person, far worse than the vixen in his palace.

No wonder he later turned his back on the fox and not only denounced the vixen for killing innocent people indiscriminately, but also refused to save her, and conveniently tied up the demon girl and gave it to Jiang Ziya. This is why she dared to love her!

Not to mention, not only her face, but also her temperament is the same as Sister She. She is not a good woman.

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Lu Bei was so happy that Yahuazi was directly exposed.

Seeing Hunjun baring his teeth at her and having a mocking smile, Nuwa was immediately furious. She always felt that the smile was malicious and he was commenting on her appearance, and it was not a good comment at all.

You are looking for death!

Suddenly a biting cold wind blew up in the hall, the room temperature dropped sharply, ice crystals condensed, and the flying snow turned into knives. A thick layer of ice spread on the ground, making Lu Bei grimace from the cold.

He broke the thick ice on his body with a bang, fell to his knees, shivering, and shouted: "How honored you are to see your empress appear as a saint. If you don't give up, please show up and see me." Xiao Wang made a big mistake before and is willing to accept the punishment."

With this face, he felt at ease when he knelt down and didn't feel aggrieved at all.

"Yin Shou, why were you laughing just now?"

A cold voice sounded, and the cold air in the hall became even thicker. The extreme cold that should have made people freeze into ice, fell on Lu Bei like falling into an ice cave, but it was not unbearable.

Just like the crooked poem last time, King Zhou had the destiny of being the ruler of the country, and Nuwa could not do anything to him.

It's okay to kill him by force, but it's not necessary. It will cause a lot of unhappiness in the karma. It's better to send a vixen to disturb Chao Gang, and still have the merit to comply with the destiny.

"My queen is wronged, Xiao Wang didn't laugh!" Lu Bei exclaimed that he was wronged and did not remember that he had ever laughed.

This is what it means to be invincible for a lifetime. As long as you are happy, you don't care whether others can tolerate it or not. You have been arrogant for a long time and have developed the habit of being self-centered. The act of enjoying yourself just now was purely a subconscious behavior and it was really not intentional.

"Yin Shou, do you think I have made a mistake?"

"I don't dare. Since your Majesty said so, Xiao Wang must have laughed." Lu Bei replied solemnly, focusing on being well-behaved.

Don't be shy, he was much more humble than this when he was coaxing She Xuan.

"Then answer me, why did you laugh just now!!"

"Xiao Wang thought of something happy."

"What's the matter!"

"I'd like to report to you, I don't know when a nine-tailed vixen sneaked into the little queen's harem. She summoned her friends to gather her clique, and then she summoned two witches. She wanted to seduce the little king and ruin the moral order of the harem. She vowed to let her The Yin and Shang Kingdom will not give up until their families are destroyed." Lu Bei said loudly.

"You have acted recklessly and acted contrary to nature. Even if you don't have that vixen, you will destroy your country and your family." Nuwa said disdainfully.

Lu Bei prostrated again and said sincerely: "Thank you, Madam, for awakening the little king. The little king has learned a lesson. This time, Chaoge will definitely work hard to restore the country, turn back the tide when it has fallen, and save the building from the collapse. It is our responsibility to be a wise king through the ages." A good monarch who loves his country and his people."

"..."x2

This said, Nuwa could not be punished.

"The little king received instructions from the empress. He heard every word of the immortal sound and felt enlightened. Now he has figured out all the strategies for governing the country that he usually couldn't figure out. Don't worry, the empress. I will keep this teaching in mind and will never forget it until my death. ." Lu Bei spoke impassionedly and his blood boiled.

"..."x2

You, you'd better be a fool, everyone thinks so.

"Xiao Wang is excited. He hasn't finished what he just said. Please listen to Xiao Wang as he continues."

Lu Bei's face straightened: "That vixen drinks less and talks more. She often drinks a few cups of horse urine, and the fox's tail is exposed. I asked her how she planned to harm Chao Gang, and she told me one by one, which made Xiao Wang laugh. "

"The vixen first seduced the little king with her beauty, and when the time was right, she devised a plan to destroy the little king's virtuous queen and beloved concubine. She said she wanted the little king to do it himself. He first gouged out the queen's eyes, tortured her to death, and then She killed the two princes with the sword, so that the young king could not have a queen, and finally set up tortures such as cannons and pots to kill the beloved ones in the harem who refused to obey her discipline."

"When the harem is pacified and she becomes the queen, she can reach out to the court, punish virtuous ministers and betray good generals, and use torture to intimidate officials from speaking out and remonstrating..."

"Calling the people of Chaoge as coolies, using the people's fat and anointing to build a series of wonders on the mountain of corpses and sea of ​​blood, drinking the blood of the people of the world and eating the flesh of the people of the world with the hands of the little king."

"On the day when the red land is thousands of miles away, the people are in dire straits, and people everywhere in the world change their sons and eat each other, the little king will become a cruel and unscrupulous king, and the princes everywhere will not obey and cause chaos, and the world will no longer have good weather, peace and prosperity for the people..."

"My dear, listen to this, are these remarks funny?"

"..."x2

"Mother, please speak!"

Lu Bei grinned, with a cold look in his eyes, and slowly stood up and looked into the statue's open eyes. For a moment, the momentum was so overwhelming that Nuwa did not dare to speak.

"Also, the vixen said that she entered the palace to confuse the little king because she was ordered by a person with great supernatural powers. When I say that name, your Majesty will not be able to help laughing!"

Bang!

Daji fell out of her invisibility, knelt on the ground trembling, and said sadly: "Your Majesty, please don't listen to the slanderous words of the foolish king. The little demon has absolutely no such thoughts, and he did not make a blunder while drunk. He is confusing right and wrong in everything. I hope your Majesty will understand clearly." , to restore the innocence of the little demon."

Hey, the vixen is here too?

Wonderful!

As expected of a big brother, you are responsible for every assist!

"Hey, beauty Daji, why are you here?"

Lu Bei was greatly surprised. His expression suddenly changed. His eyes alternated between Daji and Nuwa. He said in disbelief: "Is it possible? Could it be that the culprit behind the scenes who instigated you is..."

"How dare you, little fox girl, talk nonsense here!"

A fierce light flashed in Nuwa's eyes, which made the fox spirit fly away.

Lu Bei stepped forward, blocking Nuwa's sight, and said with a serious face: "So, it's Xiao Wang Meng Lang. Just now I really thought it was the empress who wanted to bring chaos to the world and put all the people in dire straits. Think about it, empress. How could someone of his status do such a despicable and slutty thing? Without a broad mind, he just looks stingy."

"..."x2

"Even if it is, because she is the empress, it is not."

Lu Bei pulled out the long sword from his waist. He, like an ordinary man, was so frightened that Daji's legs trembled and her legs were so weak that she couldn't even get up: "Killing the fox monster is a rough job that Xiao Wang should do for you. You must not dirty the queen." Please rest assured, my dear wife, after she dies, heaven will know and earth will know what happened today, you know it and I know it, and no one else will know about it anymore."

Clang!

The sword is sheathed!

Lu Bei laughed again, and he stretched out his hand towards Daji: "Why are you so panicked, beauty? I'm just joking with you. How can there be any monsters, and where did the Nuwa Empress give her instructions? In Yi Gu's opinion, this is clearly the empress testing Gu. Whether a ruler has the ability to govern a country."

"..."x2

"Mother, is this so?"

"The King of Humans, what he said makes sense."

"Jiejiejiejie————"

Lu Bei laughed heartily, ignored the catkins handed over by Da Ji, turned around and said: "That's true, Gu said, what a person the empress is, a great god who is aloof, a great god who is compassionate and considerate of all people. You send the fox demon here. When I'm around Gu, everything I do is a test. Even if Gu doesn't stand it, before killing innocent people indiscriminately, the empress will take action to wake me up, right?"

"..."x2

Daji looked at King Zhou tremblingly. She felt that this man was so unfamiliar, with such broad shoulders and tall figure. For a moment, she felt a little moist.

Because the indoor temperature was low, it was frozen to cool down on the spot.

"Mother, please speak!"

"The human king...what he said makes sense."

Nuwa sighed, it was she who had underestimated King Zhou of the Yin and Shang Dynasties. She originally thought that he was a foolish king who was greedy for beauty, but she could not believe that he had such great wisdom and scheming.

She lost this game, so she quit and never interfered again.

"That makes sense."

Lu Bei clapped his hands and said, "Your Majesty cares about all the people in the world, so she specially sent her maid to test Gu's way of being a king. She deserves to be worshiped by all the people and paid tribute every year. Your Majesty is well-deserved."

"..."x2

Daji swallowed softly. King Zhou's image changed drastically and he became taller than ever before. It only made her feel itchy and wanted to have sex with him.

Nuwa was silent and spoke every word that was heartbreaking, which made her feel ashamed.

That's pretty much it. If you keep talking, she will fall out.

"How can only one person know about the great righteousness of the Empress? This great kindness should be written in a book and spread to the Yin Shang Dynasty thousands of miles away. Even after thousands of years, the Empress will still have a good reputation in the world."

Lu Bei narrowed his eyes slightly and stared at the statue: "I am not talented. I have read a few books and am proficient in pen and ink. I am willing to write a book myself. What do you think, Madam?"

"Since the king of men is victorious, why should he not spare his power?"

Nuwa secretly thought that it was bad luck. This animal was respectful in front but arrogant in the back, but it happened to take advantage of the situation. It made her speechless and she deserved to be a human king.

How could the Yin and Shang dynasties perish in his hands for such a brave and strategizing king? Is the fate of the gods wrong?

Looking at King Zhou who had nowhere to put his domineering spirit, Nuwa couldn't help but become suspicious. If there hadn't been a big change in the future, and people with great supernatural powers were not afraid of cause and effect to kill King Zhou, the Yin Shang Dynasty would never have been overthrown by Xiqi.

"The empress is joking. It's not that you don't spare others when you are in power, but that you don't spare others when you are in power."

After that, he casually picked a wall and pointed at it: "Your Majesty, you still remember that poem. Gu Zeng praised it and said, 'But if you are enchanting and can move, you can take back Changle to serve the king.' That's the one."

To put it bluntly, this is teasing in person!

Nuwa was worried, so she pretended not to hear and let Lu Bei continue.

She wanted to see how many secrets this wise gentleman knew.

"That day, a gust of evil wind blew, and Gu Gui saw the true face of the empress. At that time, Gu Gui was fascinated and thought that the empress was interested in Gu, so he met her with her true face. It was only after Daji entered the palace that Gu realized that this was clearly a way to sow discord. count."

Lu Bei kept talking about "training", but because it was She Zhang's face, he subconsciously teased her. Fortunately, he changed his words in time in the second half and finally got over it.

Once you regain your invincible strength, it won't be too late to tease Sister She again, otherwise...

She is really not big-minded, which is obviously inversely proportional to her big-heartedness.

"Listen to what the king said, have you found the real culprit behind the scenes?"

"There are so many candidates. They are all high-ranking people with great supernatural powers. I dare not tell their names."

"I have already concealed the secret, but the king said it's okay."

"I can't tell, I can't tell. I'm just an ordinary person, so how can I know the secrets? If the empress is joking with me, I'll be trapped in a trap!" Lu Bei smiled slightly.

The more Nuwa looked at it, the more powerful she felt. She concluded that there must be something wrong with the number of days if King Zhou did not die and the Yin and Shang Dynasties did not perish.

There are too many involved in this great catastrophe, and it is difficult to tell whether the secret is true or not. The water inside is probably deeper than she imagined.

She didn't think twice about entering the game rashly!

You are already in the game, if you want to get out again...

Nuwa had a headache. She looked at King Zhou who had ulterior motives and guessed what his purpose was.

It's not that she's worried that King Zhou will publish a book and establish a biography, and her assignment of the vixen will be remembered forever, but that she feels that the other party is prepared and has a big plan, and she wants to hear what she has to say.

"I have something to ask of you, and I hope your Majesty will do it for you." Lu Bei clasped his hands in his fists and stood up, no longer needing to kneel.

"..."

"Don't worry, my Majesty, what I said in this book is pure nonsense. If I don't believe it, you can go out and ask around. I always keep my word."

"What do you want?"

"I want my empress..."

Lu Bei paused in the middle of his words, looked down at the charming Daji, and frowned slightly: "This is a serious matter, and it cannot be spread to anyone. Please send her to Chaoge City."

"The king of men won't kill the witch anymore?"

Nuwa chuckled, she was an ordinary person after all, and it was difficult to control her emotions when she was so beautiful.

"One day, a hundred days of kindness between husband and wife. Although she doesn't love Gu, Gu can't let her down. Keeping her in a deep palace is the best of both worlds."

"..."

One day brings a hundred days of grace to husband and wife!

Daji looked shocked, feeling that the world was spinning in front of her eyes, and there was a feeling of depression in her chest, and she could only vent it out by crying.

If she could live today, she would be a virtuous and virtuous woman, caring for her husband and raising her children, and she would be there for the rest of her life.

The picture was too eye-catching, so Lu Bei closed his eyes. What he cared about was Daji's three-faced fox face, which was Daji's physical body, rather than the spirit of the nine-tailed vixen inside him.

The latter died more than deservedly, so he died. If he didn't kill, Nuwa would kill him.

In comparison, he prefers the innocent, delicate and shy Jizhou Su Daji. If Nuwa can resurrect this unlucky guy, there will be one less innocent soul in the world, which would be the best.

But if Su Daji is resurrected, the nine-tailed vixen will undoubtedly die.

Similarly, the grasshopper, nine-headed pheasant, and jade lute spirits on a rope will all die. They know the secrets they shouldn't know, and Nuwa cannot tolerate them living in the world.

Although the two monsters were not things, they were born well. One had the face of a godmother and the other the face of a brother. Lu Bei couldn't bear to see that their heads were missing.

Therefore, the nine-tailed vixen cannot die. Once she dies, the three familiar faces will kick their legs.

Lu Bei could only say sorry to Su Daji. If he could bear it any longer, for the sake of his eldest brother, he would find a way to help Su Daji come back to life by regaining his invincible magic power, and send him back to Jizhou in a sedan chair to be her daughter. A lady from an official family.

In order to apologize, I will give her a pure new body instead of a body in the shape of King Zhou, and I can only marry an honest man who doesn't care.

Seeing that King Zhou wanted to keep not only the vixen, but also the other two banshees, Nuwa smiled knowingly. She might not be a fool, but she was definitely lustful.

In this way, her previous plan was correct.

Nuwa walked out of the statue and waved the nine-tailed vixen away. Before she left, the demon girl looked at Lu Bei with tears in her eyes, quite unwilling to leave.

The ice in the hall receded and the room temperature returned to normal.

Seeing the lifelike Nuwa, Lu Bei felt that the air was much sweeter. He glanced intently at the half of her beautiful face covered by the white gauze, and smiled slightly, as if he was an old couple who had not seen each other for many days.

Nuwa frowned slightly and was very unhappy about this.

It’s not you after all!

Lu Bei sighed in his heart, bowed and took half a step back to show respect: "I want your Majesty to help introduce a leader. If I can let him accept me as his disciple, I will write a book and talk about it from now on."

"Why can't I be your teacher if you are the leader of a religion?"

This woman has such a strong competitive spirit. She has been putting up with Daji for a while, right?

Lu Bei murmured in his heart, suspecting that Nuwa had a magic mirror and could shine it three times a day.

Nuwa: Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror, who is the most beautiful woman in the world?

Magic Mirror: Su Daji.

Nuwa: Get the demon flag!

Then Su Daji died, and Nuwa didn't throw an apple, but a fox.

"Why is the human king so silent? Does he really look down on me?"

Nuwa was even more dissatisfied. Not only was she very competitive, she also had a bad temper. She could fall out of favor faster than turning the page in a book.

"My Majesty is joking. If I can become a wise teacher like my Majesty, it's not too late for me to be happy."

Lu Bei hurriedly explained and sincerely praised: "It is true that the empress is boundless in charm. She is surrounded by all the beauties in the world. She has countless beauties in the harem. It is difficult to stop the empress' stunning appearance. To prevent herself from being humiliated in the future, it would be more appropriate to find another famous teacher." .”

It was a bit teasing, but Nuwa felt very comfortable listening to it and liked to tell the truth, so she could do more.

Lu Bei saw this and added to Nuwa's original label of being arrogant, competitive, bad-tempered, petty, face-saving, and cruel, and added the label of being a good complimenter and liking to be patted on the butt.

That's good. He likes partners like this. Only a shameless abandoner is troublesome.

My dear Taoist, I hope there is no abandonment sutra among the gods!

"Which leader does the human king want to worship as his teacher?"

"Jiejiao, Lord Tongtian."

"Oh, why him?"

The smile in Nuwa's eyes grew stronger. As she expected, King Zhou indeed knew many secrets.

"The great catastrophe is coming, and the Yin Shang Dynasty may be in danger of destroying the country. Among the three religions, the Jie Sect is also in danger of being destroyed. The leader of Guhe Tongtian Sect will definitely be able to hit it off." Lu Bei followed with a smile.

"That's wrong!"

Nuwa shook her head: "The Ten Thousand Immortals of the Jie Jiao came to court, and there were countless capable people. Taoist Taoist Tongtian even had the Four Swords of the Immortal Killing at his side. The Four Sages had to set up the sword formation to kill the Immortal. The Four Saints had a long history of luck. How could there be any danger of destruction? ?”

She admitted that the power of cutting off the religion was huge and that it would inevitably decline due to its prosperity. However, it was alarmist to say that the religion would be exterminated.

"The coming of the Ten Thousand Immortals is so majestic. Don't you think Master Tongtian is too arrogant?"

Yes there are some.

"The extreme of yin leads to yang, the extreme of prosperity leads to decline. This is the ultimate principle of heaven and earth. Only the Four Saints cannot break the Immortal Killing Sword Formation. Why, is there no four saints in the world except the Master of Tongtian?"

Lu Bei said meaningfully: "I am a human being with a mortal body and I do not know how to live forever and practice Qi. However, as the leader of a country, I can only govern the eight hundred princes. In addition to the leader of Tongtian, there must be other leaders in the world who can gather together the Four Saints. It’s not difficult.”

Nuwa's heart thumped, and she was even more afraid of this great catastrophe. She subconsciously said: "Even if the Zhuxian Sword Formation can be broken, there are thousands of immortals coming to attack the Jiejiao, how can the general trend be broken?"

"Simple, the luck of the Yin Shang Dynasty is also invincible. Didn't the empress also send three monsters into the palace?"

"Is there such a thing?"

Nuwa was surprised and her innocent eyes gradually turned cold. She advised King Zhou not to confuse right and wrong without any evidence, as he should be aware of the principle that disaster comes from the mouth.

Lu Bei rolled his eyes and added another shameless label.

To be honest, if Sister She had such a face back then, there would be nothing to do with Senior Sister Bai. Xiao Xiaobei would have gone down the mountain to make soy sauce.

"Human King, continue."

"Let's not talk about it anymore. There is no difference between talking about saints in front of the queen and humiliating oneself. Talking more is useless."

"That's fine. When you finally feel like it, come to Nuwa Hall and kowtow three thousand times."

"..."

Lu Bei looked at Nuwa speechlessly. He said again, if it hadn't been for the loss of the three divine birds, he would have rubbed his hands like a fly in the corner for such an ordinary thing.

"continue."

Yes, the queen smell is quite strong!

Lu Bei was helpless. Just now, he was too arrogant and severely damaged Nuwa's face. He also called her a bitch in front of her little sister. Now it is natural for him to be brought back.

"The Ten Thousand Immortals seem to be a general trend, but in fact they are mixed. The leader of Tongtian Cult has all kinds of religions and countless disciples. How many of them are people with profound blessings? And how many of them have no virtues and no conduct, lying under the big tree of Jiejiao to enjoy the shade?"

"With mental arithmetic but no intention, after this calamity, not even one of the hundred teachings will remain, and the Qi has been determined."

"You can see clearly."

Nuwa sighed in admiration, appreciating this common man's vision. If he had been born tens of thousands of years earlier, he could also be the leader of a religion.

"All the roads lead to the same destination. I only think that the way of the king depends on luck, that's all." Lu Bei modestly waved his hand and continued to pull his banner of the faint king.

Otherwise, tell Nuwa that he has read the original work?

"Since Jiejiao will definitely fail, why doesn't the King of Humans worship another Master instead of Taoist Taoist Tongtian?"

"Jie Jiao was defeated, and Yin Shang was also defeated. Apart from the leader of Tongtian Cult, I had no choice."

Lu Bei shrugged: "Your Majesty also knows that if you go to find other leaders alone, you might not even be able to touch the entrance to the Immortal Mountain even if you kneel down."

"If you kneel down, I will accept you as my disciple!"

"Is this true?"

"..."

Nuwa hesitated, she was more inclined to explain the teaching, and gave away all the spiritual beads.

There is no other meaning, except that the chance of winning is greater in explaining the teaching, and the other thing is that Yuanshi Tianzun speaks very nicely, unlike the leader of Tongtian, who is really arrogant due to his great luck.

It’s okay if you don’t accept this apprentice!

Of course, King Zhou + Tongtian Cult Master also had the possibility of making a comeback, so she didn't mind betting on both ends.

If Yuanshi Tianzun asked, she would mention the evil trend in Nuwa Palace. The crooked poem was not just a hot thought of King Zhou. Everyone knew it and she didn't point it out.

"My Lady, without further ado, please introduce me to Master Tongtian."

"That's fine, it's up to you."

Nuwa pointed out a spiritual light, and then said: "Fellow Taoist Tongtian has been preaching and teaching on Jin'ao Island for many years. It is not convenient for me to see him now. If he receives the spiritual talisman, he will naturally come to see you."

"As expected of your empress, you are so proud." Lu Bei used his sword and gun to flatter her.

Nuwa smiled faintly and said, "No, I'm just telling fellow Taoist Tongtian that there is a foolish king who scolded him in front of me for not being worthy of his virtue. If he cuts off the religion, he will be destroyed."

Lu Bei: (_)

Little girl, just wait, you will get whatever you want in the future, and you will cry sometimes!

They waited for most of an hour. Nuwa was too lazy to waste time with Lu Bei. Although she was not short of time, Hun Jun looked really annoying. Out of sight, out of mind, she stepped into the statue and returned to her palace.

Lu Bei had nothing to do, and weighed his own value. He felt that it was still generous, at least as high as two or three floors, so he picked up a pen and wrote a seven-character rhyme poem on the wall again.

I don’t know who erased the previous calligraphy. Bah, I’m really unqualified. I wonder if this is a cultural relic!

Lu Bei wrote a crooked poem for the second time, but the statue of Nuwa didn't respond at all. When he signed the note and left the name "Hunjun", he turned around and realized that there was an extra person in the hall.

The young man has a handsome face and deep eyes under his sword-shaped eyebrows. He is dressed in a black robe and has a beautiful waist and hips. He looks very good.

Not bad, he is almost 30% handsome. If he could take care of his sad beard, he would be even more handsome.

Senior brother, why is it you?

Why are you, an air force guy, eating Jie Jiao's beheading and not going to explain and teach Jiang Ziya?

Just because Jin'ao Island is close to the sea and has deep water with many fish, while Chanjiao is located in a famous inland mountain and has shallow water with many tortoises?

No, it's not easy to pump water over there on Jin'ao Island!

Lu Bei originally thought that the signal delay in the Conferred God World was severe, and Tongtian Cult Leader did not receive Nuwa's text message for a long time. Seeing the honor of senior brother Lin Yu, he instantly figured out the key.

The case was solved.

I must have been unable to hold back on the way here and secretly took a few shots.

"Didn't ask for advice?"

"Brother? Immortal leader? Supreme Immortal?!"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

The young man withdrew his gaze and no longer looked at the crooked poem on the wall. He first bowed to the statue of Nuwa, then bowed his hands and said with deep admiration: "Emei Mountain Luofu Cave, Zhao Gongming, your majesty is polite."

"Ah this..."

Lu Bei's eyes widened, he was so powerful, senior brother, he stood up.

Lu Bei was surprised, and Zhao Gongming was even more surprised. No wonder the master asked him to come here to pick her up. He dared to graffiti obscene poems in the palace of Nuwa Empress and even signed her name. He was really a bold maniac.

You can survive this, haven’t you seen Nuwa?

"It turns out to be Immortal Zhao of Emo Mountain. I've heard of his name for a long time, so I feel disrespected and disrespected."

Lu Bei came back to his senses and quickly complimented him. Goose Bu was very kind as soon as he heard the name, and the senior brother's face made him even more kind.

Big brother, my brother-in-law!

"I don't dare to take it seriously. It's just a false name. What's the big deal?"

The sedan chair was carried by everyone, and Zhao Gongming was also unambiguous. He opened his mouth to reply with a few words. After thinking for a moment, he couldn't find any words to praise King Zhou, so he had to give up.

"Chief Immortal, please wait a moment. I'll tell the soldiers outside a few times to go and come back."

Lu Bei quickly came to the door of the palace, opened the door ajar and said to Chao Tian and Chao Lei: "Gu and Nuwa empress hit it off immediately. We will stay in the palace tonight. Without Gu's instructions, neither of you can enter. I understand." ?"

The Chao brothers looked confused and thought about it. After thinking about the deeper meaning, they became even more confused.

Lu Bei didn't care what they thought. He clasped his hands and let Zhao Gongming lead the way. He quickly went to Jin'ao Island. He had wanted to see the leader of Tongtian Cult for a long time.

I'm curious about what the leader of Tongtian Cult looks like.

"I hope your Majesty knows that Master has ordered us to go not to Jin'ao Island, but to Three Immortals Island."

Why Sanxian Island?

Isn’t the dojo of Master Tongtian on Jin’ao Island?

The owners of Sanxian Island are the three Yunxiao sisters, and some of the children are overseas fairies. It is a famous little girl country in the list of gods.

Bringing him, a lustful and reputable fool, to Sanxian Island, isn't this a challenge to his weakness?

Damn it, Master Tongtian is a good man!

Lu Bei couldn't help thinking about Qi Jie, thinking that it would be the same wherever he went. Anyway, the choice was not his, and the Three Immortals Island would be the Three Immortals Island.

I’m curious about what the three Yunxiao sisters look like.

Zhao Gongming waved his sleeves and robe, soared into the air from where he was, leading Lu Bei to escape through the wall, away from Nuwa Palace, and headed straight for the East China Sea through the clouds and fog.

On the way, Zhao Gongming observed the changes in Lu Bei's expression and saw that Hun Jun behaved generously and was not afraid of flying in the clouds and mist. He secretly thought that there were many rumors in the world, so his courage was not ordinary.

After trying to speed up, Lu Bei was still calm and calm.

Sanxian Island is located in the East China Sea, not far from Jin'ao Island, the base camp of Jiejiao. Zhao Gongming is the elder brother of Sanxiao, and he is also a master on Sanxian Island. The auspicious clouds lowered and he calmly stepped through the formation portal.

The distant mountains are hazy, jasper is covered with white gauze, the clouds are lingering, and the shadows are blurry. The green mountains are folded with white clouds, like a mirage or a fairyland on earth.

A good dojo, the owner here must be extremely beautiful.

"Brother, you are here."

Lu Bei's eyes lit up when he heard the familiar voice. He looked past Zhao Gongming and saw three beauties in white with noble temperaments, like the banished immortals descending into the world.

Although there is an eldest brother in the bright sun, they are all ordinary goods, but the three of them together, and they are like sisters. They are so beautiful that they immediately compare to the eldest brother.

Yunxiao, Qiongxiao, Bixiao.

Bai Jin, Zhu Qilan, Taifu.

Lu Bei: (⊙⌒⊙)

Not only senior brother, but also senior sister, you stood up!

Speaking of which, is this combination really compatible? Why is Taifu the mistress? Let’s put the facts into perspective. As an idol and a teacher, she should be the one who takes the lead.

Oh, Bai Jin came first. Anyone who sees her has to call her sister.

That's no problem.

In the distance, the Taoist with a long sword across his body lowered his eyes, and there was a smile on his cold and almost ruthless face.

"interesting……"

"Young Sect Master, it has to be you!"

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