This Star is Legal But Sick

Chapter 543: King of Kings vs. Intestinal Puncture

 Tang Bohu knelt on the ground, tapped a small tea cup with a chopstick, and began to read.

“Madam, I live near the city of Suzhou. I have a house and fields at home, and my life is full of joy~”

“Who would have thought that Tang Bohu was so arrogant and merciless that he colluded with the government to occupy my big house and seize my land~”

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With Tang Bohu's voice, everyone at the scene shook their heads to Tang Bohu's rhythm. In the end, Tang Bohu even used the bench as a drum set to beat.

This performance is also a classic segment in "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance". The lotus falling scene on Jiang Xiaodao in "Wulin Gaiden" was actually copied from "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance".

 Mrs. Hua was directly conquered by Tang Bohu's performance.

Qiuxiang also took this opportunity to intercede for Tang Bohu. Tang Bohu became a book boy and received the name Hua'an.

Tang Bohu used a little trick to capture two imbeciles from Washington. The teacher in Washington thought that Tang Bohu was coming to steal his job, so he even took out a knife to show off.

As a result, as soon as the knife was taken out, Taishi Hua pushed open the door and entered. The teacher's knife was inserted directly into his stomach, and he died.

The more Lin Shuo looked down, the more solemn his eyes became.

The baggage of this movie is really too much and dense, and the laughter in the theater really never stopped.

 And so far, no one has left.

These baggage and plot are integrated together, seemingly nonsensical, but not abrupt at all.

Tang Bohu also used the opportunity of Taishi Hua to kill the teacher and became a senior scholar in Washington.

This identity is already the same as Sixiang's status in Washington, and his relationship with Qiuxiang has also heated up rapidly.

 But no matter what, Qiuxiang does not believe that Hua An is Tang Bohu.

People don’t want to believe that this servant is the romantic and talented Tang Bohu.

At this time, the housekeeper in Washington caught a man who claimed to be Tang Bohu. This man was Zhu Zhishan.

 Under Tang Bohu's operation, Zhu Zhishan's life was saved.

Hua Fu said: "Pomegranate, take him to the woodshed and take good care of him."

Mrs. Hua, who has always been serious about words and expressions, showed a playful smile on her face and said: "It's up to you!"

Sister Pomegranate said excitedly: "Thank you, madam, for the reward!"

Zhu Zhishan was frightened and exclaimed: "Don't mess around, I'm a virgin!"

By the time Tang Bohu went to rescue Zhu Zhishan, Zhu Zhishan was already sweating profusely. It was obvious that he had just fought with Sister Shiliu.

 The more exciting scenes came later.

Sister Pomegranate wore two coconut shells on her chest and tied a rope around her body, and she played a little **** game with Zhu Zhishan.

 Because Zhu Zhishan said that he was Tang Bohu before, at this moment, Qiuxiang's fan filter for Tang Bohu was completely shattered.

 At this time, the scene changed, and Prince Ning led his people to Washington.

Lin Shuo cheered up, the movie was about to enter its climax.

Prince Ning came to Washington with Duochang and the scholar who killed him. He said he was here to give gifts, but in fact he wanted to get rid of the great enemy of Taishi Hua.

The topic of discussion between the two parties finally fell on Tang Bohu.

Through King Ning, Mrs. Hua exposed Zhu Zhishan’s false identity and killed two birds with one stone.

In this plot, Mrs. Hua's image is completely established. She is not a person who only knows how to use force, but a brave and resourceful person. Even Taishi Hua listens to Mrs. Hua many times.

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He smiled at Chuanchang and said: "There are three masters in one village and two li. They don't know the four books, five classics and six meanings, but they dare to teach seven or eighty-nine students. It's very bold."

 But the people in Washington are obviously not well-educated, and they are not suitable for this pairing.

At the critical moment, Tang Bohu made a brilliant appearance.

 He walked into the house with brisk steps and said with a smile: "Let me try."

On Earth, Tang Bohu's next pair was "Nine out of ten families are poor, and they only scrape together eight taels, six cents, five cents and four cents, and they are half-hearted and first-class obscene."

 Obviously, the number of words in the first couplet does not match the number of words in the first couplet, and it is not neat at all. This is also a flaw in the film.

 Before there was no Internet, the audience would not have cared about these details.

 In the Internet age, such problems will undoubtedly be amplified by the Internet.

 So Xu Ye finally adjusted the content of the second line.

Tang Bohu said calmly: "Ten families, nine poor people, eight lazy men, scraping together seven cents, six cents and five cents, how can they hide four, three, and two thoughts, which is first-rate obscenity."

 The essence of this pairing is to be very bold and obscene.

You say that Washington is very bold about intestinal piercing, then I will say that you are first-class obscene.

 When this pair came out, all the eyes of the audience were focused on Tang Bohu.

Dui Chuanchang walked out on his own initiative and said, "I am the number one scholar of the Seven Provinces and a staff general, nicknamed Dui Chuanchang, the King of Duichang. Who is your Excellency?"

Tang Bohu pushed Taishi Hua away and said with a smile: "I have been studying for two years, and I am a lost little book boy in the world, Hua An." The background music became excited, and he walked around in circles towards Chuanchang and Hua An, and finally the two stood face to face. Together, the distance between the mouth and the mouth is less than three centimeters.

Just when the atmosphere was extremely tense, the two of them pouted.

 Let alone the character in the movie, the audience in the theater didn't even stand still.

Lin Shuo couldn't hold it back and laughed out loud again.

 He is already a bit screwed up now and he simply cannot bear it.

 There is too much baggage in the movie. If you can endure it once, can you endure it the second time?

You can hold it back, but so many people in the theater are laughing, can you still hold it in?

 Just laugh.

Even if I, Lin Shuo, die laughing today, I will never admit that your movie is good!

 Next, the drama begins with the exciting literary fight between Chuanchang and Tang Bohu.

Xiang Chuanchang took a step back and said, "In the picture, the dragon doesn't roar and the tiger doesn't roar. The little book boy is ridiculous."

Tang Bohu said calmly: "On the chessboard, the cart has no wheels and the horse has no boundaries. I call the general to be on guard."

Lin Shuo's eyes widened instantly.

 This pair, even an ordinary person can feel that it is very good.

He continued to Chuanchang: "Everything is harmonious and harmonious."

Tang Bohu said: "Rain, rain, wind, wind, flowers, flowers and leaves come and go every year."

 Wang Ning was already nervous.

 Hong Kong Chuanchang also realized that the little book boy in front of him was extraordinary.

 He thought for a few seconds and then said: "My thoughts are with you, my country, and my country."

Tang Bohu smiled and said: "Looking at it with eight eyes, admiring the flowers, admiring the moon and admiring the fragrance of autumn."

Hearing this, Qiuxiang lowered her head shyly.

Waving the folding fan in his hand at Chuanchang, he continued: "My superior majesty shows that I am full of courage."

Tang Bohu said calmly: "You are a filthy person, half of your glans is exposed."

 The speed of this section is still very fast.

Having become a little overwhelmed by the intestinal piercing, he said angrily: "I, the great staff general, will lose to you, a book boy?"

 He rushed to Tang Bohu, his face already covered with sweat.

 “Plant a tree on your grave.”

Tang Bohu: "Your bathtub is full of fish."

 For Chuanchang: "The fish fat and fruit are ripe and enter my belly."

Tang Bohu: "Your mother is here to cook."

After he finished speaking, he could no longer bear the pain in his intestines. He sat down on the ground and sprayed blood mist from his mouth.

Tang Bohu said with a smile: "Playing in pairs is just for fun, but today Brother Chuanchang actually vomited dozens of taels of blood during the match. It is unprecedented. I admire you."

He also took out a small folding fan in his hand and fanned it very loudly.

In this battle, Taishi Hua showed his majesty, but King Ning still refused to give up and took out a picture of spring trees and autumn frost for Taishi Hua to taste.

 It is said that he is taking the painting, but actually he is asking the scholar to kill him.

 Mrs. Hua fought with the fatal scholar.

Sixiang got under the table to check the situation, but was hit by the deadly scholar's leg, which made her look beyond recognition.

 Fortunately, Tang Bohu used Huanwo Piao Piao Fist to restore Qiuxiang's beauty.

It is worth mentioning that Xiao Xu did not use a substitute in this section, and she even enjoyed the process of being ugly.

Lin Shuo watched Tang Bohu's series of punches fall on Xiao Xu's face, and his heart was bleeding.

　　The scholar who killed him took advantage of Mrs. Hua's inattention and kicked Mrs. Hua and injured her.

Tang Bohu immediately took action to stop the scholar who was trying to kill him, but the painting of spring trees and autumn frost was torn to pieces.

In desperation, Tang Bohu said that King Ning's picture of spring trees and autumn frost was a fake because the real one was in Washington.

 He immediately went to the studio with Qiuxiang and painted a picture of spring trees and autumn frost on the spot.

Qiu Xiang also realized that Hua An’s identity was not simple.

 When the real picture of spring trees and autumn frost was taken out, King Ning left Washington in anger.

But the matter is not over yet, the scholar who took the life promised to kill these people within three days.

Lin Shuo’s face was serious.

“The plot has basically unfolded at this point. After these people arrive, Tang Bohu will show up and save everyone, and then marry Qiuxiang, and that’s the end of it.”

In Lin Shuo's opinion, it would be a bit difficult to create laughter here.

 The plot has reached its end, what else can I write?

 (End of this chapter)