This Star is Legal But Sick

Chapter 544: Ninth-grade Sesame Official, please stay tuned!

Tang Bohu made great achievements and enjoyed top-notch services from the two silly young masters in Washington. At this time, Mrs. Hua came to find Tang Bohu.

Mrs. Hua smiled and said: "Hua An, you have done a great job. Here is a cup of thousand-year-old ginseng tea. It is very tonic. Drink it."

Tang Bohu drank the ginseng tea in one gulp.

 Subsequently, Mrs. Hua directly revealed Tang Bohu’s identity.

At first Tang Bohu didn't admit it, but Mrs. Hua said that as long as she acknowledged it, she would betroth Qiuxiang to Tang Bohu, and then Tang Bohu admitted his identity.

Tang Bohu said seriously: "Yes, I am both beautiful and intelligent, the embodiment of hero and chivalry, Tang Bohu."

 But when Tang Bohu finished speaking, a group of people from Washington immediately came in and surrounded Tang Bohu.

Mrs. Hua laughed and said: "Tang Tianhao, you are such a heartless person. I couldn't kill you back then, but today I killed your son to vent my hatred."

 The audience remembered another enemy of the Tang family mentioned by Tang's mother before, and it was definitely Mrs. Hua.

Tang Bohu laughed and said: "Don't blame me for being too frank. You want to take my Tang Bohu's life just because of these rotten sweet potatoes and rotten eggs? Isn't it too childish, madam?"

Mrs. Hua also laughed and said: "Let me tell you, the cup of ginseng tea you just drank has been poisoned by me, the most amazing poison in the world, and you will die in one day."

Tang Bohu’s hat stood up in fear.

 One wave after another arises, and the foreshadowing of the enemy that was laid before is about to be filled in here.

Tang Bohu’s intelligence came into play again at this moment.

Tang Bohu said with a smile: "The most strange poison in the world, will you die on the day it comes to you? It should be the smiling half-step madness of our Tang family."

Mrs. Hua said: "Nonsense, the powder that kills us in one day is made from seven different kinds of poisonous insects, plus crane crown red, which is refined for seventy-seven forty-nine days. It is colorless and odorless, and kills people without leaving a trace."

Tang Bohu: "Our smiling half-step epilepsy is made of honey, Sichuan clams, Platycodon grandiflorum, and Tianshan snow lotus. It does not need to be refrigerated and has no preservatives. In addition to being highly toxic, it also tastes delicious."

 When he said the last sentence, Tang Bohu turned his head and looked at the camera.

Mrs. Hua also turned her head to look at the camera and said: "Anyone who eats our food will lose all his martial arts in one day, his meridians will flow backwards, his thoughts will be wild, and he will become obsessed, and finally his blood vessels will burst and die."

 The two of them look at the camera, which is equivalent to looking at the audience on the big screen of the cinema.

 The audience was dumbfounded.

This is so good, why are you still delivering goods live?

Lin Shuo was also stunned.

Are you sick!

　　How come a poison has launched a product introduction?

Tang Bohu continued: "That's right. As the name suggests, friends who suffer from Smiling Half-Step Epilepsy must not walk even half a step or smile, otherwise their whole bodies will explode and die. It's really like traveling at home."

Mrs. Hua: "Kill and silence."

　　Tang Bohu and Mrs. Hua said together: "Good medicine is necessary."

 The theater erupted into violent laughter, and even the door of the theater could not block the laughter.

This made the customers passing by watching other movies a little confused.

 They immediately asked the cinema staff: "What movie is shown here?"

The staff member said: "Tang Bohu lights the autumn fragrance."

These customers passing by said: "Okay, let's go see Tang Bohu and make Qiuxiang in the afternoon."

 A movie that can make everyone laugh so happily must not be a bad movie.

In the movie theater, Lin Shuo really didn’t expect that Xu Ye would still be able to play tricks on the plot at the end.

 In this section, Wu Yongxia’s actress-level acting skills are also a plus.

 The most terrifying thing is that Xu Ye and Wu Yongxia did not fall behind in their performances.

Lin Shuo put himself into the role. If he were on the set, he would probably have to shoot dozens of shots for this scene alone and probably wouldn't be able to pass it, let alone someone like Xu Ye who could do it with ease.

 After that, Tang Bohu used a little trick to make Mrs. Hua suffer from smiling half-step epilepsy, and the two of them were considered a draw.

Mrs. Hua ordered Tang Bohu to be locked in the woodshed.

 At night, Qiuxiang came to the woodshed to find Tang Bohu.

Qiuxiang's heart is tangled. She likes Tang Bohu, but it is impossible for her to betray Washington.

 She came here to get the words out of Tang Bohu's mouth, and learned that there was no such thing as "smiling half-step epilepsy", it was all made up by Tang Bohu.

When Mrs. Hua learned the truth, Qiuxiang knelt in front of Mrs. Hua.

"Qiuxiang has been with my wife for many years. She has been so kind to me. I can never repay her in this life. Qiuxiang is unfilial today, but I beg my wife to spare Tang Bohu's life. Qiuxiang is willing to suffer for Tang Bohu and let me do whatever I want."

　　　四香 all knelt down to beg Mrs. Hua.

At this moment, the deadly scholar broke into Washington.

 The battle between the two is about to break out.

Qiuxiang took advantage of the chaos and immediately went to the woodshed to release Tang Bohu and send Tang Bohu away from Washington.

After she told Tang Bohu the whole story, she pushed Tang Bohu out of the back door and closed the door.

Qiu Xiang said: "Madam treats me with great kindness. No matter what happens, I can never leave Madam. Hua'an, I love you."

Lin Shuo's expression suddenly became uncomfortable.

 He already regrets a little, he shouldn't have come to watch this movie. He came to see Xu Xu Rusheng show off his affection.

 In Washington, Mrs. Hua is no match for the scholar who is killing people in his prime.

 The audience’s emotions have been aroused.

 “It’s time to come! It’s time for Tang Bohu to come!”

At this time, only Tang Bohu can save Washington. At this moment, the deadly scholar kicked Mrs. Hua away and stabbed at Mrs. Hua with a long sword.

Qiuxiang immediately rushed forward and stood in front of Mrs. Hua.

Even Lin Shuo felt nervous.

Suddenly, a bit of cold light arrived first, and the tip of the Overlord Spear stood in front of Qiuxiang, blocking the sword that killed the scholar.

With the spear dancing, Tang Bohu held the Overlord Spear and fought with the deadly scholar.

His clothes have been changed into the costume of Tang Bohu in the drama, which is very distinctive.

Mrs. Hua said worriedly: "Be careful, the poison in your body has not been cured yet."

Tang Bohu smiled and said: "Don't worry, I have found the antidote in the practice room. I also took some time to take a shower and change some clothes."

 This time, the real battle begins.

The ultimate showdown between the Tang family’s overlord spear and the scholar’s ​​life-threatening sword.

 The whole fighting scene was hearty.

Xu Ye’s fighting scenes are naturally nothing to say.

But at the end of this battle, the tip of the Overlord's Spear was still removed by the Deadly Scholar.

　　The scholar stabbed him with a sword, and Tang Bohu used his carbine.

The audience all remember that Tang Bohu's father also used the same trick in the previous memories, but because there was no gun tip, it did not cause any harm to the scholar who killed him.

 No spearhead can kill someone.

The fatal scholar laughed and said: "You are stupid, you are even more idiotic than him. You know you don't have a spear head, but you still stab me?"

At this moment, Tang Bohu released his grip on the gun barrel and said proudly: "Who said you can't kill someone without a gun head?"

  Lens changes.

 The barrel of the Overlord's gun had already penetrated the fatal scholar's body.

 The life-killing scholar, die!

The Hua government owed Tang Bohu a favor. Although Mrs. Hua promised to betroth Qiuxiang to Tang Bohu, she still blocked the final wedding.

However, the final game can be regarded as a key point. Here it is Tang Bohu who points out the fragrance of autumn.

Tang Bohu and Mrs. Hua started to light autumn incense after some bickering.

Mrs. Hua still blocked her in various ways, and finally managed to click on one, Sister Shiliu.

 Fortunately, in the end, Tang Bohu successfully married Qiuxiang.

Although Xu Ye and Xiao Xu are not married yet in reality, they got married first in the drama.

This scene deeply hurt Lin Shuo's heart.

At the end of the movie, when Tang Bohu was about to kiss Qiuxiang, Qiuxiang stretched out her hand and said with a smile: "Punch twice first."

Tang Bohu was stunned.

Qiuxiang continued: "You can't do any of this. You will always have the same mahjong tiles, nine dice, four-color tiles, right?"

Tang Bohu fell directly to the ground.

 This ending leaves everyone with infinite blank spaces.

 The movie ended, the song "Pray to God" sounded, and some behind-the-scenes footage from the filming of the movie began to play on the big screen.

What Lin Shuo didn’t expect was that not a single audience member got up and left.

Everyone enjoyed watching the highlights.

　　"No, that's not it. Watch the behind-the-scenes too! There won't be any Easter eggs in this movie, right?"

 Lin Shuo couldn't be the first one to get up and leave. This would attract too much attention and would be embarrassing if someone recognized him. So he simply waited with everyone.

 The movie ends with Qiuxiang looking back and smiling.

 At this moment, the screen went black.

Lin Shuo thought it was really over this time, but unexpectedly, an old voice sounded in the theater.

“When you are an official, you must be as clean as water and as honest as a mirror. I used to be a corrupt official, and I am famous for being a corrupt official. If I don’t get the red envelope, it will save your life.”

 Subsequently, Xu Ye's voice sounded.

“When I was a child, I wanted to be a good official. When I grew up, I realized that being a good official was not that easy.”

 The old voice sounded again.

“Corrupt officials must be treacherous, and honest officials must be even more treacherous. Otherwise, how can we deal with those bad people?”

 “I wrote a word for you and hung it in the nave. It was an honest word.”

 Xu Ye's voice sounded again.

 “No matter how you look at it, it looks like a poor word.”

There are no pictures, just these few lines, which instantly aroused the audience's curiosity.

These lines are so bold to say.

 At this moment, a line of large characters fell on the big screen of the theater.

 ""The Nine-Pin Sesame Official: White Bread and Blue Sky", director: Xu Ye. Stay tuned!"

 (End of this chapter)