This Star is Legal But Sick

 Chapter 626 I want them all!

Yuan Xuwen had heard before that in a movie theater, there might be couples doing something in the corner of the last row.

He really didn't expect that he would actually hit him.

But the problem is, as far as he knows, the surveillance in the cinema is quite clear.

Don't think that you can do whatever you want without being discovered if the lights are turned off. In fact, you can see clearly in the background of the surveillance camera, which has a night vision function.

Yuan Xuwen couldn't help but sigh that young people today are really good at playing.

In addition, he was even more worried that if the surveillance personnel behind the cinema noticed the movement, he would also be noticed sitting in front of the couple.

After all, not many people are wearing masks while watching movies in this summer.

It would be terrible if someone discovered that he was Yuan Xuwen.

"A young couple actually did this kind of thing behind Yuan Xuwen's back in a movie theater." Yuan Xuwen didn't dare to think about the public reaction if this kind of topic was exposed.

King Yuan Tian likes to mention a hot search, but it is just a hot search in the melon field.

This is a pure disaster.

Yuan Xuwen could only pray in his heart that the couple would concentrate on watching the movie and not do anything else.

At this time, on the big screen, the screen turned, and a big drum appeared on the screen. As the screen slowly moved up, a government office appeared.

However, the yamen is a bit dilapidated, with rats crawling inside, and even the plaque that reads "Justice and Integrity" is tattered and has spider webs on it.

Cockroaches, mice and spider webs present the scene of the Yamen to the audience.

Then, a red sun rose and the movie title appeared.

Yuan Xuwen also did a lot of homework before coming. For example, he watched "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance" almost ten times.

It's not that he watched it so many times just to get closer to Xu Ye, but he really thought it looked good.

Every time he watched it, he had new feelings.

Especially at the end of the film, when Qiuxiang was no different from Tang Bohu's eight original wives, it made him feel the same.

When "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance" first came out, some people always said that the movie had no depth.

At that time, everyone also watched it in the cinema. They were attracted by the nonsensical performances and did not pay attention to other places.

After the movie is released on major video platforms, everyone will have time to analyze it minute by second.

Many film critics have analyzed some things, and finally came to the conclusion that "Tang Bohu Spots Qiuxiang" is definitely not a movie without depth and connotation.

Yuan Xuwen also recognized this.

He thinks the main reason is that the movie is too funny, so funny that people don't notice the connotation of the movie.

But this also has advantages. Audiences who like to laugh and don’t think too much are happy to watch it, and audiences who like to explore can also find out things from it.

That's a plus for a movie.

But "Nine Levels of Sesame Official" is different.

During the initial promotion of this film, several points were raised.

I directly told all the viewers that this is a film with depth and content.

Yuan Xuwen still remembers the line "Corrupt officials want to rape, honest officials want to **** even more".

Some netizens joked: "The connotation of Tang Bohu ordering Qiuxiang is too deep. You said it has no connotation. Now, the dean has directly stated all the connotations, so you don't have to guess."

On Earth, at the beginning of the movie, the scene and lines where the young Bao Longxing was finally beaten by his mother have been deleted from the movies on major video platforms.

However, in this world, the review is relatively loose, so Xu Ye added this part.

Bao Longxing is a person who wants to be an honest official but has to be a corrupt official.

Because his father is an out-and-out corrupt official.

Yuan Xuwen was also curious about how Xu Ye should unfold this story.

On the big screen, the plot of the movie officially begins.

Yuan Xuwen heard the girl behind him whisper: "Take your hands away and watch the movie first."

Then, the movement behind stopped.

This made Yuan Xuwen feel a little relieved.

At the beginning of the movie, Fang Tangjing, played by He Haozhe, sounded the drum.

As soon as the drum sounded, the plaque of Justice and Integrity suddenly shook, countless dust fell, and the entire county government was like thunder.

A group of people from the county government office all ran to the lobby with their heads in their hands, led by Bao Youwei, played by Cao Jianhua.

Yuan Xuwen was very impressed by Cao Jianhua. He had also watched Cao Jianhua's movies before.

This time Xu Ye brought Cao Jianhua into the movie, and he played an important supporting actor, which also caused discussion in the entertainment industry.

In the eyes of most people, Xu Ye's move was also a risky one.

"This is also Cao Jianhua's turnaround battle." Yuan Xuwen said in his heart.

The camera turned and came to the drummer.

It is Fang Tangjing played by He Haozhe.

Fang Tangjing sarcastically said: "Bad drums, rotten plaques, rotten yamen, plus a rotten dog official."

Bao Youwei suddenly became unhappy.

"You bastard, how dare you insult my family!"

A group of people filed in from outside the Yamen.

Fang Tangjing sneered and said: "How can a mere ninth-grade Sesame Official get to be insulted by me, Fang Tangjing?"

In Bao Youwei's lines, Fang Tangjing's identity was introduced.

The local No. 1 litigator is actually a litigator who specializes in helping people confuse right and wrong to litigate.

Fang Tangjing came here this time to help Lin Yuanwai with his lawsuit.

However, Bao Longxing was playing chess with his old father at this moment, and Bao Longxing was easily defeated by his old father.

The old father smiled and said: "Son, don't think that becoming an official means you will be majestic."

Bao Longxing sighed: "I am not as powerful as my father."

The old father continued: "Do you still remember that I told you that when you are an official, you must be as clear as water and as honest as a mirror."

In the conversation between Bao Longxing and his father, their identities were also made clear to the audience.

Bao Longxing is his father's thirteenth child. His father saved Bao Longxing's life after he spent all his family wealth.

As for the first twelve children, they are all dead. The reason is that the old father is a corrupt official and has done too many immoral things.

The old man took out a calligraphy from home and said, "Look, I wrote a calligraphy for you and hung it on the nave. This is the word "Lian".

Bao Longxing sighed: "But no matter how you look at it, he looks like a poor man."

At that time, the lines promoted at the end of "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance" appeared.

The character in the movie really looks like the word "poor". Yuan Xuwen was suddenly shocked.

"How dare you say that!"

Yuan Xuwen felt that Xu Ye must have someone in the review department. It was impossible for ordinary people to pass review so quickly for such a line.

At this time, he heard another stab from behind.

The boy behind him lowered his voice and said, "There's nothing to watch in this movie."

At this moment, Bao Youwei hurried over and shouted: "Uncle Thirteen, Uncle Thirteen! This is terrible!"

The boy behind him said regretfully: "Let's watch the movie first."

Yuan Xuwen let out a sigh of relief.

"Xu Ye, you have to help me suppress the young man's anger!"

Bao Youwei told Bao Longxing about the county government affairs. During this period, Bao Longxing's mother, who had a bad memory, appeared.

The conversation between a few people made everyone in the theater laugh out loud.

In the end, Bao Longxing and Bao Youwei returned to the county government office.

The first case in the movie begins.

Just at the beginning, Bao Longxing and Fang Tangjing fell into a disadvantageous position in their debate.

When it comes to talking skills, Bao Longxing is still no match for Fang Tangjing at this time.

Fang Tangjing gained the upper hand and the topic turned back to the case.

The case of Huang Laoqiu's wife intending to **** Lin Yuanwai.

But it is obvious that this was an unjust case.

As a result, after Lin Yuanwai's name came out, there was a burst of laughter in the theater, because this person was called Lin Ge.

Lin Ge was shot for no reason.

On earth, this member's name is Lin Zhiying, which is also a spoof.

Yuan Xuwen held back his laughter and did not laugh out loud, but the couple behind him started laughing.

This also made Yuan Xuwen feel more relieved.

As long as the young couple behind them don't mess around, they can do whatever they want.

Afterwards, Fang Tangjing started to argue again, and took out the lease agreement between Lin Yuanwai and Huang Laoqiu.

Yet there is no punctuation mark on the lease.

Fang Tangjing relied on this loophole to re-segment the content of the lease, leaving Bao Longxing speechless.

The word play here is also very interesting.

In the end, Fang Tangjing even took out a one-tael silver note to humiliate Bao Longxing, but Bao Longxing still accepted the note and ruled the case an unjust one.

Although Yuan Xuwen is a singer, he also has some basic understanding of movie plots.

At this point, the anticipation for the movie has been built up.

All viewers understand that the protagonist can never be a truly corrupt official.

"If nothing else, Fang Tangjing really deserves a beating." Yuan Xuwen sighed in his heart.

What he didn't realize was that there were obviously a lot of nonsensical performances in this movie, but he didn't notice it at all.

Even the audience in the theater did not realize that this was actually a nonsensical comedy.

The market for nonsensical comedies has opened up, and most viewers have actually accepted it, so naturally they don’t think there’s anything special about it.

As for comedy, it doesn’t matter what the comedy expression is, as long as it’s funny, that’s it.

The plot of the movie continues.

After this case, Bao Longxing was beaten by everyone in the local area. As soon as he left the county government gate, he would be surrounded by a pile of rotten vegetables and leaves.

Even a big trap was dug in the ground by the back door, and I almost fell into it.

Finally, Bao Longxing dressed up in disguise and went to the street with Bao Youwei, only to find that people on the street were making fun of him and calling him a dog official.

Bao Longxing angrily took off his disguise and asked, "I don't believe that everyone hates me. Those who like me raise their hands!"

As soon as he finished speaking, everyone on the street ran away.

When Bao Longxing left, even his running posture was funny.

The plot of the movie "Nine Levels of Sesame Official" is actually not complicated. The reason why this movie is a classic, in addition to the irony in it, is the wonderful performances of the various actors.

The scene changed and Lei Bao, played by Zhou Yuan, appeared on the stage, wreaking havoc on the street in order to catch the criminals.

At the same time, the Qi family was also getting married to the young master of the Qi family. Bao Longxing saw Qi Qin in the sedan at a glance.

The actress who plays Qi Qin was found by Xu Ye using the actor search card. She is also a beautiful woman, but she is not famous.

Later, the Qi family master invited Bao Longxing to visit his home.

"Without corrupt officials like you, we profiteers would not have a good life." Mr. Qi said with a smile.

Yuan Xuwen sighed in his heart: "This line."

In this plot, Chang Wei, played by Zou Gang, also appears. He and the young mistress of the Qi family also obviously have an adulterous affair.

The head of the Qi family's head is still green.

However, at the wedding banquet, Lei Bao forced his way in and came to capture the Jiangyang thief. However, he was not a good person and labeled everyone as a rebel.

In fact, I just want money.

Bao Longxing was originally hiding under the table, but Lei Bao pulled him out. He had to step forward to dissuade him, and a famous line appeared.

Lei Bao stretched out his hand, clenched his fist, and said slowly: "I want them all!"

After these words came out, laughter rang out again in the theater.

Later, under Bao Longxing's strategy, he successfully captured Lei Bao alive.

Bao Longxing didn't take this seriously at all, but when he and Bao Youwei hurried back to Qi's house for a meal, they met a group of common people on the road.

The people surrounded him and thanked him for catching Lei Bao.

Amid the applause of the crowd, Bao Longxing was stunned at first, and his lips even trembled slightly.

This is trembling with excitement.

When Bao Longxing returned to the Qi family banquet, he was greeted with heartfelt love from everyone.

The little boy who spit on him during the day even gave him a flower.

When he took the flower, Bao Longxing's expression froze.

Seeing this scene, Yuan Xuwen said in his heart: "He will be a good official!"

(End of chapter)