This Star is Legal But Sick

Chapter 627: Feed the two gentlemen with cakes!

 In this section, Xu Ye performed the details of his expression very well.

One problem with comedians is that it’s easy for people to overlook their acting skills.

But in fact, it is absolutely impossible without acting skills.

For details, see the remake of Stephen Chow's movie on a variety show. It can be said to be a complete mess.

If you just treat nonsense as a joke, you will never play nonsense well.

At this time, Yuan Xuwen no longer heard the couple's voices coming from behind.

It was obvious that the couple was immersed in the plot of the movie.

The pace of the plot never drags.

As the scene changed, the watchman came to Qi's house while patrolling. As soon as he entered, he saw Chang Wei beating Laifu.

Laifu took advantage of the chaos and ran away immediately. Chang Wei also chased him out, but was caught by Bao Longxing's leader who was passing by.

A new case is opened again.

Laifu shouted in shock: "The Qi family is all dead! The Qi family is all dead!"

When Bao Longxing came to Qi's house to check, he found corpses all over the floor, as well as Qi Qin, who had blood on the corner of her mouth and hugged the table leg with a frightened look on her face.

The audience in the theater also burst into surprise after seeing the scene. The scene was really tragic.

However, this case is not that simple.

Just because Chang Wei is the son of Navy Admiral Chang Kun.

With clear eyes, Qi Qin told the whole story one by one, which made Yuan Xuwen feel distressed.

I have to say that in this plot, Zou Gang's acting skills are also outstanding, and he vividly interprets Chang Wei's villainy.

Bao Longxing then asked the witness to speak.

The watchman said: "I was doing the watch when I suddenly heard the dog barking so noisily in the back garden of Qi's house. I went in to take a look. As soon as I came in, I saw Chang Wei beating Laifu, and there were also dogs all over the floor. corpse."

This classic line reappears.

In fact, the line in the original film was not this sentence. Xu Ye made some changes to the script so that this sentence came out directly.

The personal and material evidence is conclusive, and there is no doubt that Chang Wei can be convicted.

Bao Longxing, whose conscience has been awakened, also promised Qi Qin that he must restore your innocence.

But when he returned to the bedroom in the backyard, he saw money all over the floor.

The silver was cast into the shape of rectangular pieces and neatly built together to form a wall.

Fang Tangjing stood behind the wall with a smile and said: "The book has its own Yan Ruyu, and the book has its own golden house. As long as you are willing to sell a small favor, you can own this golden house without studying."

Fang Tangjing explained Chang Wei's identity, but said that he would use the money in exchange for Chang Wei's grandmother to visit her grandson in prison.

At this time, Bao Longxing was still too immature, and he believed Fang Tangjing's lies.

In fact, this is because he failed to resist the offensive of money.

But the people who came that night were not Chang Wei's grandmother, but Chang Wei's father Chang Kun and Fang Tangjing.

After Chang Kun and Chang Wei discussed it, the crime scene was destroyed overnight.

Fang Tangjing never thought of using bribery to solve the problem, but to confuse right and wrong.

When the court was held the next day, the real county magistrate He Haozhe appeared.

In the original film Earth, the county magistrate is called Chen Baixiang, which is the name of the actor who played Zhu Zhishan in Tang Bo Hu Dian Qiu Xiang.

Xu Ye also named the county magistrate He Haozhe.

So there was a strange scene in the film. Fang Tangjing, played by He Haozhe, was at the bottom and the county magistrate He Haozhe was at the top.

Bao Longxing, wearing a bow on his head, woke up to the sound of the hall rising, causing another burst of laughter in the theater.

What’s even more outrageous is Bao Youwei, who is also wearing a bow tie and even has bath foam on his body.

When Bao Longxing came to the court again, he had lost his right to speak. He was just an acting county magistrate. Now that the real magistrate was here, he naturally gave way.

But today when the case is being retried, the confessions of all the witnesses have changed, and even the autopsy results point to Qi Qin as the murderer.

It was not Chang Wei who killed the Qi family at all, but Qi Qin and Laifu had an adulterous affair and bought arsenic to poison the Qi family.

Fang Tangjing even said that Bao Longxing had received money from Qi Qin and wanted to speak for Qi Qin.

Bao Longxing was stunned.

All his words are useless in the face of false evidence.

Qi Qin was slapped repeatedly, but Chang Wei came to the hall dressed neatly and not even shackled.

Bao Longxing watched all this helplessly. He wanted to step forward to stop it, but he was unable to do anything.

He could only watch helplessly as Qi Qin was tortured.

Looking at Mrs. Qi Qin who collapsed on the ground and was forced to put her fingerprints on the confession form by the Yamen people, Bao Longxing's eyes were filled with distress.

He walked up to Qi Qin and said, "I'm sorry."

Qi Qin looked at him, grabbed his finger to her mouth, and bit it hard.

Blood flowed out, but I didn't know whether it was the blood from Qi Qin's mouth or the blood from Bao Longxing's fingers.

Behind Yuan Xuwen, the man said angrily: "Dog officer!"

In the theater, everyone was angry.

In the face of power, let alone ordinary people, even a ninth-grade official like Bao Longxing is helpless.

The plot of this movie can be understood by adults.

Yuan Xuwen was also very angry.

He thought Bao Longxing was about to become a good official, but the fact was that some people didn't want him to be a good official at all.

Later, Bao Longxing and Bao Youwei went to explore the location of the crime together, and also went to Yizhuang to examine the body.

When the final autopsy results came out, Bao Longxing found the truth.

The poison is poured into the body after death, not drunk during life.

Bao Longxing said excitedly: "I thought of it!"

Bao Youwei applauded: "That's great!"

The two clapped and cheered, and excitedly sprayed out the cotton **** stuffed in their nostrils.

As a result, the camera zoomed out at this time, and He Haozhe led a group of people to surround the two of them, cheering and applauding with them.

The picture is very funny.

The originally suppressed emotions were released again.

Yuan Xuwen couldn't hold himself back, Xu Ye could always make these small details laugh.

Bao Longxing was then taken into prison and imprisoned right next door to Qi Qin's family.

Qi Qin also felt a little guilty when she learned that Bao Longxing had been arrested to help her reverse the case. Their fingers touched each other at the small hole in the wall.

Bao Longxing said solemnly: "I don't believe there is no justice in this world. I promise you now that as long as I have breath, I will definitely find a way to go out and avenge you."

Fortunately, Bao Youwei arrived at this time, and he informed Bao Longxing that he had been sentenced to death. All the crimes were false, and he even raped a sow.

But in order to keep a wife for the Bao family, Bao Youwei brought a young girl in to borrow seeds.

However, the person who came in was none other than Ruhua who appeared in "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance".

Bao Longxingsheng said helplessly: "Youwei, cover my face with a piece of cloth and then do the work."

The theater was already filled with laughter.

Fortunately, Ruhua didn't really come to borrow the seeds, but came to rescue Bao Longxing.

Ruhua directly knocked open the prison wall and left with Bao Longxing.

Bao Longxing returned home immediately, but by this time his father was seriously ill.

Bao Longxing said regretfully in front of the bed: "I'm so useless, I've completely embarrassed you."

But his father Bao BuTong comforted him and said, "How could it be? You are not as treacherous as them. Do you know that corrupt officials are more treacherous, and honest officials are even more treacherous? Otherwise, how could you deal with those bad guys? Son, I see you went to Beijing to complain. Bar."

During the conversation between the two, Bao Longxing learned his identity. He was a descendant of Bao Qingtian.

His father gave Bao Longxing half a piece of cake and a copy of "The Secret Book of the Blue Sky" passed down from his ancestors.

Then, the mother also walked in and said: "Thirteen, our Bao family also has a Shangfang sword, which was given by the late emperor. You can take it with you too."

Bao Longxing said excitedly: "Mom, where is the sword?"

I saw my mother taking out a salted fish from behind and said seriously: "This sword of Shang Fang can kill the faint king at the top and the slanderous ministers at the bottom."

The audience burst into laughter.

This time Yuan Xuwen couldn't help it anymore.

Good guy, you’re so cute!

What kind of Shangfang sword is this?

Bao Longxing said helplessly: "Youwei, put the sword away properly."

When the scene changed, Bao BuTong had passed away.

After getting the secret book of Qingtian and the half piece of cake left by their father, Bao Longxing and Bao Youwei embarked on the journey.

As for this half piece of cake, Bao BuTong gave him a piece of cake in order to save the current Minister of Punishment. After the other party ate half of it, he gave the other half to Bao BuTong.

With this half piece of cake, different descendants can get help by going to the Minister of Punishment.

Bao Longxing has understood that he is no match for Fang Tangjing and others now. He does not have Fang Tangjing's sophistry and power, so he cannot win and must find a bigger backer.

On the other side, the county magistrate also released Lei Bao to hunt down Bao Longxing.

Bao Longxing and Bao Youwei escaped Lei Bao's pursuit. Bao Longxing fled to a ship and met brothers and sisters Mo Zaiti and Mo Zaidao.

Bao Longxing still had two buns hidden on his chest and was misunderstood as a woman. He simply used the trick and said that he was called Jiu Miss.

The wandering journey officially begins.

Yuan Xuwen listened carefully to the movement behind him, and there was no sound of anything being torn apart, nor any other messy sounds.

"Not bad, Xu Ye's movie is still attractive." Yuan Xuwen said in his heart.

Mo Zai mentioned that the two brothers and sisters were in an acrobatic troupe, and they were about to go north to Beijing. Bao Longxing followed the acrobatic troupe north, and also learned the skills of the acrobatic troupe.

Lying on the bed of steel nails with a big stone on his chest, when Bao Longxing drank the water, jets of water emerged from his body like a watering can.

The theater burst into laughter.

Because this paragraph can be said to be exactly the same as Tom's appearance in "Tom and Jerry".

There are also two skills at the back: blindfolded throwing knives and mouth-swallowing swords, which also have a lot of laughs.

Several days later, Bao Longxing and Bao Youwei met again.

There is even more love here.

In the end, Bao Longxing and Mo Zaiti slept together, and Bao Youwei slept with Mo Zaitao.

On the roof at night, Bao Longxing and Mo Zaiti looked at the moon.

Bao Longxing murmured: "When I was a child, I made a wish to be a good official. When I grew up, I realized that being a good official is not that easy. The worst thing is that you can't even be a corrupt official. You will achieve nothing if you are caught in the middle."

During the conversation between the two, Mo Zaiti learned Bao Longxing's true identity.

Mo Zaiti admired Bao Longxing so much that even the moon turned into a heart shape.

Seeing this scene, Yuan Xuwen slapped his thigh angrily.

"You Xu Ye, you actually went behind Xiao Xu's back to find other women, I'm going to expose you!"

The actor who plays Mo Zaiti is not Xiao Xu.

In fact, Xu Ye originally wanted Xiao Xu to play the role, but Xiao Xu had no schedule.

Xu Ye could only reluctantly play hand in hand with other actresses.

Didn't you see that there was no **** scene at all?

The next day, Bao Longxing, Bao Youwei and Mo Zaiti said goodbye to their brother and sister.

At this time, Mo Zaiti's hairstyle had changed from a girl's hairstyle to a young woman's hairstyle.

Mo asked again: "When will we meet again?"

Bao Longxing turned around and said, "Next year when the flowers bloom, that's when we'll meet again."

Listening to these words, Yuan Xuwen could also feel Bao Longxing's thoughts.

Bao Longxing didn't know whether his trip would be successful or not.

The scene turned and the two of them arrived at Shangshu Mansion.

However, Navy Admiral Chang Kun was also at Shangshu's house.

Shangshu sneered and said: "Your father just gave me a piece of cake back then. At worst, I will give you a piece of cake in return. But I understand the righteousness and I will pay you back a hundred times."

Bao Longxing said sternly: "You are ruthless, Youwei, let's go."

After saying that, he and Bao Youwei walked away carrying the plates with the cakes.

Yuan Xuwen's mind was filled with questions.

Not a buddy, you want the cake too!

However, the guards stopped the two of them.

The Minister of Punishment smiled and said: "My nephew, your father and I are family friends. Don't leave in a hurry. Leave after you finish eating."

Chang Kun said calmly: "Come here, feed the two young masters some cakes."

The hearts of all the viewers suddenly sank to the bottom again.

This officialdom is so dark!

(End of chapter)