This Star is Legal But Sick

Chapter 629: You said you don’t know how to do martial arts!

The audience watching in the cinema felt excited again.

Navy Admiral Chang Kun would not let his son submit so obediently.

Fang Tangjing also continued to appear in court on behalf of Chang Wei.

However, this time, Bao Longxing is no longer the same Bao Longxing as before.

Fang Tangjing said: "Big."

Bao Longxing interrupted directly: "What's bigger?"

Fang Tangjing said calmly: "My name is Sir."

Bao Longxing asked, "Who are you?"

The two sides began to exchange words, and Fang Tangjing was no match for Bao Longxing.

Chang Kun advised: "My lord, this is wrong. He was appointed by the imperial court..."

As a result, before Chang Kun finished speaking, Bao Longxing said: "I admire your mother!"

Chang Kun stood up angrily and said righteously: "You can't do it in court..."

Bao Longxing: "Mr., your mother!"

The minister advised: "Oh, sir, you don't need to mention my mother as soon as you open your mouth."

Bao Longxing said loudly: "I also mentioned your mother's mother!"

This conversation contains a lot of maternal content.

The audience felt very happy watching it.

Who doesn’t want to scold the mothers of these corrupt officials?

Not only my mother, but my mother’s mother also scolded me.

Bao Longxing is everyone’s mouthpiece.

Bao Longxing was on full fire this time and continued to point his gun at Fang Tangjing.

However, Fang Tangjing continued to provoke one after another, going in and out of the yellow line.

"I jumped out again, I stood back again! I jumped out again, hit me, you idiot!"

As soon as he said "Hit me," Bao Longxing and Bao Youwei went up and gave Fang Tangjing a blast.

The theater was already laughing like crazy, and the laughter spread from the theater to the outside.

After the beating was over, Bao Longxing said innocently: "Everyone heard it. He asked me to beat him so I beat him."

Bao Youwei also looked helpless and said: "I have never seen such a request in my life."

Yuan Xuwen still had the baggage of being a star at the beginning and did not laugh out loud.

But by this time, he could no longer bear it.

To the left of his seat, there was a girl sitting a seat away.

The girl was also laughing, but still looked at Yuan Xuwen in confusion.

This girl had long thought that Yuan Xuwen looked familiar. It was a bit strange for someone who came to the cinema to watch a movie in such a tight package and concentrated on watching the movie without taking any drinks or popcorn.

The main reason was that Yuan Xuwen laughed too loudly.

Yuan Xuwen didn't care at all.

Soon, Bao Longxing relied on his intelligence to point out the loopholes in the previous perjury one by one.

Just when he was about to punish Chang Wei, Eunuch Li came.

Eunuch Li is a member of Lafayette and Chang Wei's godfather.

He brought a yellow mantle to Chang Wei, so that he would not be punished.

The situation has changed again.

Chang Kun ordered Qi Qin to be tortured. Bao Longxing immediately said: "You're going to do it if you say it? I said no!"

Eunuch Li sneered: "What a great official power, Mr. Bao!"

The actor who plays Eunuch Li is also an experienced actor, and he interprets the image of Eunuch Li to perfection.

Xu Ye also put a lot of effort into selecting the actors for "Nine-grade Sesame Official".

It was okay if Eunuch Li didn't say anything. As soon as he spoke, Bao Longxing suddenly went into full fire and started verbally insulting Eunuch Li directly.

Eunuch Li's defense was immediately broken by the phrase "hermaphrodite's butt".

On the other side, Lei Bao went to the prison according to Bao Longxing's instructions.

If you want to overturn Qi Qin's case, you have to turn over the testimony of these witnesses.

Laifu and others looked at the man with only the upper body crawling on the ground covered in blood, and they were all frightened.

In the hall, the minister tortured Qi Qin. Qi Qin was in unbearable pain. She was about to give birth to a child.

Another famous scene appeared.

A group of people watching outside raised their hands and shouted: "Let her live! Let her live!"

Even the guards brought by Eunuch Li joined in the shouting.

When Mrs. Qi Qin gave birth to her child, the watchman recanted his confession and once again said what Chang Wei said about beating Laifu.

Bao Longxing found the loophole in Laifu's illiteracy and solved it.

The audience was laughing and enjoying the whole process.

It would be cool if Bao Longxing reversed the case as soon as he came on board, but it wouldn't be this cool.

Bao Longxing's mother also came to the county government office and delivered the real Shang Fang sword.

Bao Longxing took Shang Fang's sword to kill Chang Wei, but Eunuch Li discovered the problem.

This Shangfang sword is from the Ming Dynasty.

Eunuch Li sneered: "You used the sword of the Ming Dynasty to kill the officials of the Qing Dynasty?"

Bao Longxing immediately quibbled and swallowed the sword into his stomach using the skills he learned in the acrobatic troupe, but the sword came out from behind his butt.

But even here, Chang Wei still couldn't be convicted.

Fortunately, at this time, Qi Qin's child was born.

Bao Longxing said sternly: "Chang Wei, you keep saying that you have never raped Qi Qin. The child she is giving birth to must have nothing to do with you. Our blood must not mix. If you dare to take a blood test, it will prove that you are not lying."

Bao Youwei followed: "If you don't dare to test, it proves that you are an adulterer."

Chang Wei agreed to the blood test, but he didn't expect the blood to blend together.

Eunuch Li and Chang Kun were immediately shocked.

Modern people all know that it is not scientific at all to identify relatives by shedding blood.

But the technology of "recognizing relatives by shedding blood" was very reasonable in ancient times.

Chang Wei panicked and said: "It must not be mine. After playing with her that night, it was available the next day. How could it be so fast?"

After saying this, Chang Wei also realized that he had spilled the beans.

Eunuch Li slapped Chang Wei directly. Then Chang Wei's wife came to the scene and told the audience that the blood used to identify relatives was actually the blood of Chang Wei's own son.

All this is Bao Longxing's plan.

Chang Wei was so angry that he started fighting and took Eunuch Li hostage.

Bao Longxing said calmly: "Chang Wei, you still said you don't know martial arts?"

At this time, Chang Wei's people rebelled against their relatives.

Lei Bao took action quickly and after a fight pushed Chang Wei under the guillotine.

Bao Longxing dropped the guillotine, and a stream of blood spattered on the plaque of justice and integrity.

Chang Wei is dead!

When the scene changed, Chang Kun, Shangshu and the county magistrate were all locked in a prison car, and were insulted by the people throwing leaves.

However, Bao Longxing no longer serves as an official, but opens a sacred oil store.

This corresponds to when he and Qi Qin were communicating in the prison, and learned that Qi Qin's family had an ancestral prescription that could restore men's glory.

Mo Zaiyan, who was standing by, asked, "Brother-in-law, why did you open a pharmacy instead of becoming an official?"

Bao Longxing smiled and said: "With your wisdom, it is difficult for me to explain to you."

Afterwards, Ruyan and Mo Zaiti also came out.

Both of them had big bellies, and they were obviously pregnant with Bao Longxing's child.

After arriving, the third aunt in the picture also had a big belly.

Prince Tian arrived later and informed everyone of the emperor's death.

The cause of his death was Hualiu disease.

Bao Longxing was so frightened that he threw the emperor's underwear into the air.

The picture freezes directly at this moment.

Then the screen went black and the credits began to play.

The theater lights also turned on.

At the end of the movie, it still left everyone with laughter and a lot of room for imagination.

For example, why did Bao Longxing leave his job as an official to open a store? It's not like he couldn't open a store once he became an official.

Yuan Xuwen can feel that there are many connotations in this movie, which need to be carefully studied to figure out.

Of course it’s okay not to speculate.

The most basic thing for a qualified comedy is to make the audience laugh out loud. In this regard, "Nine Levels of Sesame Official" is very successful.

Even now Yuan Xuwen still remembers several famous lines in the movie.

"I want them all! If you don't give me money, it's not a sale! It's empty, lonely and cold!"

Yuan Xuwen kept recalling it in his heart.

But he didn't leave in a hurry, wanting to see if there were any easter eggs at the end.

In the theater, most of the audience did not leave in a hurry.

At this time, Yuan Xuwen felt movement behind him, and the couple had already stood up.

The girl wearing a black silk hip-hugging skirt walked past him again. Yuan Xuwen couldn't control his gaze at all, so he glanced at her.

At a glance, he saw a rip in the girl's stockings on the inner thighs extending from the top to her knees.

Fortunately, it only extends to the knees.

Yuan Xuwen was extremely lucky to have successfully avoided an incident that made the news about eating melons.

When the credits were playing, audience members stood up and prepared to leave.

Finally, after these contents were played, a new picture appeared.

What Yuan Xuwen didn't expect was that the person who appeared in the picture was none other than Xu Ye himself!

Xu Ye was wearing a pink suit and was sitting on a chair, as if he was preparing for a variety show.

As soon as Xu Ye came out, the audience who were about to leave stopped.

A voice from the sidelines sounded: "Xu Ye, what do you think of today's events?"

Yuan Xuwen was a little confused.

Who still shows this kind of interview at the end of the movie?

He noticed that Xu Ye's face was bruised and bruised.

At this time, Xu Ye said with an aggrieved face: "I don't know why this happened just now. I actually like Charlotte very much. I like every song of his. I usually compose my own songs, but I don't know why. I feel like I have been living in his shadow, and I didn’t expect him to be such a person.”

After the words fell, the screen went black, and a big title appeared on the screen.

"Charlotte Troubles", so stay tuned!

Yuan Xuwen looked puzzled.

"New movie? Charlotte? So what is the relationship between Charlotte and Xu Ye?"

It can be judged from this information that Charlotte is also a singer.

Xu Ye's nose was bruised and his face was swollen, probably because he was beaten by Xia Luo, so he said such a sentence.

No matter what, the suspense is left to the audience.

Yuan Xuwen was not in a hurry to go out. He planned to wait until the audience was almost gone before going out, so as not to be noticed.

In another cinema, comedy director Yang Baoyin was also sitting in the corner of the cinema.

Yang Baoyin's face was very gloomy.

Today he secretly watched "Nine Levels of Sesame Official" without telling anyone.

In "Laughing Theater", he was defeated twice by Xu Ye, so he was naturally unconvinced.

He originally wanted to find out what problems there were in the movie after watching it.

But after reading it, Yang Baoyin felt extremely complicated inside.

You say there is no depth, but there is so much depth in this movie that it is worth savoring.

You say it's not funny, just kidding, if this movie isn't funny, then there won't be any funny movies.

Yang Baoyin is the director, and what he saw in the movie was much more than what Yuan Xuwen saw.

In the past, he could say that he would not make nonsensical comedies, but he could make comedies of the same level.

But the final court trial scene in the movie is of a very high level.

In film and television dramas, the court trial scene is also a classic drama scene.

In Yang Baoyin's opinion, the court trial scene in "The Ninth Grade Sesame Official" is top-notch among all Chinese film and television dramas.

Yang Baoyin must admit that if he had been asked to film this court trial scene, he would not have been able to film it.

"This movie's box office is going to explode." Yang Baoyin sighed in his heart.

(End of chapter)