This Star is Legal But Sick

Chapter 628 If you don’t pay, it’s not a sale.

 The pacing of this movie is very well controlled.

Although the plot is simple, it is full of twists and turns.

Whenever the audience thinks that Bao Longxing is only one step away from success, they always encounter twists and turns.

These twists and turns did not appear suddenly. They were foreshadowed in the past and were very reasonable.

The actors used nonsensical performances to reduce the sense of depression in the plot, and did not make the audience feel too depressed.

Many children also watch Stephen Chow's movies. Children don't understand so much and they just find them funny and fun when watching them.

But it's different in the eyes of adults.

There is irony behind all the nonsense.

Yuan Xuwen said in his heart: "Who dares to say that Xu Ye's movie is just funny for the sake of being funny? Who dares to say that it has no depth!"

However, the plot of "Nine Levels of Sesame Official" cannot be scrutinized, otherwise it would be a bit uncomfortable.

On the big screen, the guards of Shangshu Mansion stuffed cakes into the mouths of Bao Longxing and Bao Youwei, and Shangshu and Chang Kun laughed.

The minister proposed to kill the two men, but Chang Kun said that they should stay in the capital as beggars to disgrace his father.

Obviously, Bao BuTong and Chang Kun had a little conflict.

After all the cakes were eaten, Bao Longxing and Bao Longxing continued to vomit.

Bao Longxing asked: "Youwei, are you okay?"

Bao Youwei said with a sad look on his face: "I'm still a little hungry."

Yuan Xuwen was still angry and could not be stopped by these words.

"Good guy, you're not full yet!"

There was also a roar of laughter in the theater.

After that, Bao Longxing and his two men struggled in the capital. No matter what they wanted to do, the local officers and soldiers hindered them and forced them to become beggars.

In the end, Bao Youwei had no choice but to accept charity from others.

Bao Longxing met a man on the road who was eating Overlord Dinner in Fenglai Tower and was beaten out. He immediately had a plan in mind and entered Fenglai Tower.

I also want to eat the Overlord meal!

The third aunt also officially appears in this plot. The third aunt is the old bustard of Feng Lailou, commonly known as the chicken head.

In "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance", Guo Yulu relied on her wonderful performance to leave the image of Sister Pomegranate in the hearts of the audience.

At this time, the third aunt she played appeared, and the audience felt very intimate.

Bao Longxing successfully enjoyed the overlord meal, while the third aunt sent the top oiran Ruyan to find out the truth.

But soon, Ruyan found no money in Bao Longxing's baggage, and Bao Longxing was immediately beaten up, and even the "Qingtian Secret Book" was accidentally burned.

Yuan Xuwen thought that Bao Longxing had reached rock bottom, but he didn't expect that there would be another rock bottom.

I have no money, I am ostracized everywhere, and now I don’t even have the secret book of Qingtian anymore.

So how can Bao Longxing make a comeback?

At this time, Yuan Xuwen heard the girl behind him whisper: "Why don't your hands come in?"

The boy whispered: "Why are you coming in? Concentrate on watching the movie."

Everyone's attention has been attracted to the movie.

Yuan Xuwen discovered that from the time the movie started to the present, except for a few people who went out because of answering phone calls, no one has left the movie and no one has gone to the toilet.

On the big screen, the movie continues.

After losing the "Secrets of the Blue Sky", Bao Longxing was like a zombie. He worked part-time in Feng Lai Building to pay back the money, and he was still the lowest handyman.

After washing San Gu's feet, San Gu asked him to pour the foot washing water. Bao Longxing poured the foot washing water directly on San Gu's face.

The third aunt looked dull and couldn't say anything.

Now Bao Longxing is like a fool.

In the subsequent plot, Grandma Liehuo from the brothel opposite appears.

Sangu and Grandma Liehuo started a war of words.

A scolding gives people the feeling of a duel between martial arts masters.

People in the cinema couldn't stop laughing.

If you are scolded yourself, you will be very unhappy, but if you see others being scolded, the feeling will be different.

"No wonder Xu Ye said that he never cares how other people scold him. What he scolds is uglier than others."

"The scolding was really dirty, but it actually passed the trial."

"Good guy, is this okay?"

This is the first time for many viewers to see such a scene.

Bao Longxing was so shocked when he saw San Gu's operation that he returned to normal.

You know, he was repeatedly defeated by Fang Tangjing because of his poor eloquence. He couldn't defeat Fang Tangjing.

Bao Longxing began his journey to improve his ventriloquism.

He learned to curse from the third aunt, and practiced with a big iron block in his mouth, and he did everything he could.

After that, the famous scene of the movie came!

After going through the ordeal, Bao Longxing launched his mouth-cannon skills against a bent piece of wood.

The bent wood was actually straightened by his words.

The dead people were brought back to life by him, a row of candles were extinguished by him, and even the river water was blown up by him.

Of course, the special effects are still fifty-cent special effects.

The audience in the cinema looked at this scene and felt extremely happy.

The male protagonist has bottomed out, so he is very close to success!

One night, Ruyan, dressed in red, found Bao Longxing.

The beautiful Ruyan said: "Close your eyes."

Bao Longxing is no longer as bewitched by beauty as before. He said: "You are still doing this trick. Wasn't it enough that you beat me last time?"

Ruyan said with a smile on her face, "I won't hit you, I just want to find someone to chat with."

"What's there to talk about?"

Ruyan said slowly: "I am empty and lonely, I am so cold."

As soon as this sentence came out, the audience in the theater burst into laughter again.

There are too many lines and jokes in "Nine Levels of Sesame Official".

The feeling of emptiness, loneliness and coldness also appears for the first time in this movie.

Bao Longxing was about to hug Ruyan, but then Sangu appeared with a face painted white. Someone in the cinema burst into laughter.

Guo Yulu already has experience in pretending to be ugly.

Next, Bao Longxing and Sangu started a war of words, but Sangu was no match for Bao Longxing.

San Gu shouted to call someone to deal with Bao Longxing together.

Bao Longxing was sitting alone on a chair, and the third aunt came in aggressively from the door with a group of people.

The background music of "Men Should Be Strong" sounded, and a chilling atmosphere filled the air.

Those who knew it said it was a scolding battle, but those who didn't knew it thought it was a duel between martial arts masters.

This kind of design is something the audience has never seen before.

Bao Longxing was not afraid in the face of danger, and he fought with the crowd and easily solved everyone.

The audience, which had been frustrated for a long time, also felt refreshed.

Bao Longxing's status in Fenglai Tower has also been improved.

But as soon as the scene changed, the famous scene came again.

The leopard-headed Lei Bao came to Feng Lai Building and asked Ru Yan to play with him.

The third aunt hurriedly persuaded her: "We Ruyan only show off our skills but not our bodies."

Lei Bao immediately said: "I'm done playing with her. If I don't give you money, it won't be considered a sale."

When Lei Bao said these words, Yuan Xuwen slapped his thigh and said in his heart: "It makes so much sense!"

We are all adults, so we can drive certain cars as we should.

For a time, many old **** fans felt that they had opened up new ideas.

But in fact, this is definitely not feasible, and everyone just laments that this brain circuit is amazing.

"This movie has too many interesting lines!"

“All the characters here speak beautifully!”

"I can't help but laugh, the leopard head is really amazing!"

Then, another famous scene in the movie came.

Bao Longxing hurriedly wanted to escape after seeing Lei Bao, but in desperation he hid under Ruyan's bed.

Lei Bao then entered the room and wanted to use force on Ruyan.

Ruyan said fearfully: "Sir, don't do this, I'm going to scream."

Lei Bao said with a squinting smile: "No one will pay attention to you even if you scream."

Bao Longxing, who was hiding under the bed, complained: "Beast!"

Later, Prince Tian came with the Emperor, and Lei Bao hurriedly hid under the bed.

The scene just now appeared again, Lei Bao and Bao Longxing complained together: "Beasts!"

As a result, the next second, the associate minister arrived.

The emperor also hid under the bed.

Under the bed, Bao Longxing and the other three shook hands and got to know each other.

From the moment Lei Bao appeared, the laughter in the theater never stopped from beginning to end.

This plot is really hilarious.

Finally, under the emperor's plan, Bao Longxing drove away the associate minister.

But Bao Longxing already knew that the man who came to the brothel to eat roast chicken with his identity hidden was the emperor.

Bao Longxing already had the strength, but what was missing was his power.

Without power around him, he still couldn't deal with Chang Wei.

The audience's hearts are already hanging in the air.

The scene changed, and the emperor, Shangshu and Chang Kun were wandering in the imperial garden, and the topic turned to the case.

With the cooperation of Bao Longxing, the emperor, and the third aunt, everyone finally agreed to retry the case.

There is also a response to Bao Longxing's previous foreshadowing of throwing a flying knife.

He placed the apple on Shangshu's head and asked Bao Longxing to throw the throwing knife.

Shangshu, who was so scared that he almost peed his pants, immediately agreed.

The emperor ordered: "Bao Longxing, I designate you as the governor of the Eight Prefectures. Together with the admiral and the minister, the three halls will convene to examine the tragedy of the Qi family's annihilation."

"Baotou, I order you to protect the governor of the Eight Prefectures for life, and to serve as a master, master, master, master!"

The governor of the Eight Prefectures is a first-grade official.

Bao Longxing was directly upgraded from the ninth-grade sesame official to the first-grade official.

Yuan Xuwen said in his heart: "It seems that the next step will be easy. Bao Longxing can directly reverse the case as long as he goes back."

It's not just him who thinks so, most of the viewers who see this think so.

With the emperor's support, isn't this case solved easily?

But if the plot really develops like this, it would be boring.

When the scene changed, Qi Qin was already on the execution ground.

Originally, the county magistrate had given the order, but Lei Bao arrived in time and rescued Qi Qin.

This kind of plot is not uncommon in costume dramas, but everyone will still feel happy when seeing this kind of plot.

As Lei Bao read out the imperial edict, the retrial of this case officially began.

The county government office has been renovated. The rats, cockroaches and spider webs are gone, and even the plaques on Justice and Integrity have been replaced with new ones.

Another red sun rises, which has obviously changed the meaning from the beginning of the movie.

Later, Bao Longxing, who had a black five-pointed star on his forehead, officially appeared.

As a result, just the scene showing the appearance of a boxing match boxer made the auditorium burst into laughter again.

Yuan Xuwen thought that the movie was over, but when he saw the scene of the three trials, he immediately realized that things were not that simple.

What Bao Longxing faced was not a bunch of machines with fixed programs, but a group of cunning and corrupt officials.

Even with the support of the emperor, you may not be able to win.

Corrupt officials can even deceive the emperor, let alone a ninth-grade sesame official like you!

(End of chapter)