This Star is Legal But Sick

Chapter 661 Auntie, it’s time now, so don’t use the elimination method

While the Spring Festival Gala is still going on, the name Yuanqi Koi has become popular.

On New Year’s Eve, the Spring Festival Gala is undoubtedly top-notch.

The song "Good Luck Comes" is already very good, and with the blessing of Koi's metaphysics, it quickly became popular and directly ranked first in the hot search.

The vitality koi emoticon pack created by Xu Ye has also been circulated by everyone.

You can’t believe it.

Listening to "Good Luck Comes" is really useful when you go to the lottery!

Of course, there may be some metaphysical elements in this, or it may be the psychological effect of netizens, but no matter what, this song is already popular.

"Good Luck has been added to my metaphysical playlist!"

"I have a feeling I'm going to hear this song in the supermarket tomorrow."

"No need to premonition, I am a supermarket employee who plays songs. I will add this song when I go to work tomorrow."

Netizens are discussing online.

The Spring Festival Gala program is still going on.

There was also a skit performed in the middle.

The sketch is criticized every year, but it attracts widespread attention every year.

The cast of this sketch is also very large, with several veteran actors and stars.

Comedians, popular celebrities and serious actors are all gathered together.

The final effect is just like the lineup, a hodgepodge.

Netizens are disappointed as much as their expectations are high.

"I thought the skit would be good if Teacher Huang came, but it seems I'm overthinking it."

"The skit is still as bad as ever. I was so impressed that I had three bedrooms and one living room."

"If I had known earlier, I would have watched the Red Sorghum Model Team today."

“It’s not even as good as the short video of shaking hands.”

Although netizens are saying this, the opinions on the Internet are also in chaos.

Fans of popular celebrities are promoting how well their idols performed on the Spring Festival Gala stage.

As for their idol's performance in some details, they didn't mention it at all.

Anyway, the current sketches are worse than the last. Even if the sketch is not funny, netizens will most likely not attack the star himself, but will only say that the sketch is really not funny.

After all, isn’t there a comedian here and he didn’t even bring him along?

In other words, no one would say that the acting skills of popular celebrities are not good. Even if they did, they would be lost on the Internet.

After each Spring Festival Gala skit is performed, online discussions are basically divided.

Patients at Huohua Hospital also lowered their expectations.

This made Xu Ye's opponents a little excited.

The first skit of the Spring Festival Gala has already failed. There are several veteran comedians in it, who are considered to be of the same generation as Mo Xincheng, but they are not brought up.

So what is Xu Ye's sketch?

Are you, Xu Ye, the only one who can write?

"Everyone, be prepared. As soon as the first sketch comes out, there will be some negative public opinion on the Internet, which will directly explode for me."

"You Xu Ye want to promote the movie, and you want to praise people, so you come to the Spring Festival Gala! What a beautiful idea!"

Zheng Yu and Xu Mei are both starring in "Charlotte Trouble". If the sketch they performed is not funny, it will definitely affect the movie ticket sales in the days before the Spring Festival.

Countless pairs of eyes were staring, waiting for Xu Ye to make a mistake.

Spring Festival Gala backstage.

Xu Ye has already joined Zheng Yu.

Zheng Yu and Xu Mei have already done their makeup according to the requirements of the sketch.

Xu Ye asked: "Are you two nervous?"

Zheng Yu chuckled and said, "I'm not nervous."

Xu Mei kicked him and said with a smile, "You still say you're not nervous?"

It was the first time for both of them to attend the Spring Festival Gala, so it was impossible not to be nervous.

Live broadcast in front of a national audience, if something unexpected happens, it will be a stage accident, which is quite stressful.

Xu Ye said: "I will teach you a way to relieve tension."

Zheng Yu asked curiously: "What can I do?"

Xu Ye came up to him and whispered: "I won't participate in the Spring Festival Gala."

Zheng Yu immediately turned away, not wanting to continue chatting with Xu Ye.

If I could not attend the Spring Festival Gala, why would I be talking nonsense to you here?

Xu Mei giggled on the side, making the sound of a tractor.

The actor Xu Mei is quite similar to Ma Li on Earth, especially her voice and tone of voice.

In fact, for Zheng Yu and Xu Mei, they have rich experience in performing on stage.

The mere stage is not a problem for them, the pressure comes from the CCTV Spring Festival Gala.

This is purely psychological stress.

But once you get to the stage and enter the performance state, it will be much better.

Not long after, the three of them received the notice from the staff and quickly went to the stage passage to wait.

Skit is coming!

In the Spring Festival Gala live broadcast room, the hosts are interacting with the audience, and the staff are setting up the stage.

"The next one will be Xu Ye's skit, right?"

"Come here, come here to watch the skit!"

"Dean, don't let us down!"

Netizens posted comments in the live broadcast room.

Not long after, the stage was ready and the host switched the topic to the next program.

When the hosts reported behind the scenes, the camera also moved to the stage.

At Han Ran's house, Han Ran's mother shouted: "Look, the sketch is coming."

Han Ran looked at the TV, and the information about the sketch also appeared.

The sketch "To Help or Not to Help".

Han Ran's mother noticed Xu Ye's name on the list and wondered: "How come the director and screenwriter of this sketch are both Xu Ye? How can Xu Ye also write sketches?"

Han Ran smiled and said: "He is a comedian."

While talking, she turned off the screen of her phone. She was about to put it down, but found that the girl next to her had already stared at her phone. Han Ran put the phone in the pocket on the other side of her body.

Han Wenjing suddenly fainted.

On the stage, Zheng Yu walked out pushing his bicycle. The front wheel of his bicycle had been compressed and deformed.

Zheng Yu's dress is also very distinctive, wearing a military coat. As soon as he came up, the audience who had watched "Laughing Theater" already started laughing.

"It has to be his face."

"Xu Ye must have helped him come up with this look."

Zheng Yu also spoke.

"You said that my biggest shortcoming is that I am too nosy. I just saw a car with its trunk open on the road, and I was chasing after it on my bike. I want to tell you something. , but someone suddenly braked and I got into the trunk. "

Zheng Yu had quite a lot of lines in this sketch.

When the first baggage came out, some of the audience members who had a low sense of humor were already laughing.

Zheng Yu explained the cause and effect. He was originally doing something good, but ended up getting into someone's trunk and paying them 200 yuan in compensation.

Zheng Yu said: "I swear, if I want to meddle in other people's business in the future, my name will not be Hao Jian, but very mean!"

The name Hao Jian appeared on the Spring Festival Gala stage in the world for the first time and appeared in the ears of the audience.

Hao Jian pushed his bicycle and was about to leave, when Xu Mei, already dressed as an old lady, came out from behind.

With a loud ouch, Xu Mei fell to the ground.

Hao Jian hesitated for a moment, then pushed his bicycle and left.

But amid the ouch from the old lady, he finally stopped and turned the car around.

This is actually what the audience expects, and the audience doesn't want to watch Hao Jian leave the old lady behind.

Hao Jian walked over and asked, "Auntie, are you okay?"

Xu Mei said in a weak tone: "I'm seventy-nine, and I slapped it on the ground. What do you mean?"

Here you can see the difference between professional actors and popular celebrities.

On the Spring Festival Gala, the songs have real-time subtitles, but the skits do not.

There will be too many surprises in the sketch.

This tests the actor's line skills.

In fact, many actors can't even speak clearly. In sketches in recent years, after an actor finishes speaking his lines, the audience often looks confused and says: "What did he just say?"

Sometimes it is really hard to hear, and in order to avoid this happening, some people will speak at the top of their lungs.

You should be able to hear me clearly when I shout so loudly.

This is another situation that does not fit the scenario.

But Zheng Yu and Xu Mei are not in this situation.

For actors like them who often perform on stage, clear articulation is a basic skill.

Even if Xu Mei pretends to be an old lady and speaks, she can still hear her lines clearly without having to read the subtitles.

Hao Jian said with concern: "Let's see if it's broken. Does it hurt?"

The famous scene is coming.

Xu Mei touched her elbow and said, "Oh, my elbow."

She touched her knees again and said, "Oh, my wavy cap."

She touched her waist again and said, "Oh, my lumbar disc."

In the end, Xu Mei said: "Oh, it doesn't even hurt."

Hao Jian said speechlessly: "Auntie, now that you know how to do it, don't use the elimination method!"

For a moment, the audience laughed out loud.

Han Ran also burst out laughing. She quickly took out her mobile phone and said to the group of classmates: "If you haven't watched the Spring Festival Gala, go and watch it. The skit is really good."

“You’re kidding, can you still watch the Spring Festival Gala skit?”

Han Ran said: "Xu Ye's sketch."

"You didn't tell me earlier!"

Hao Jian continued: "Since it doesn't hurt, let's try and see if we can still walk."

Xu Mei said: "I'll try."

She raised her legs and started walking in a circle with her crotch as the center.

After walking around, Hao Jian was shocked: "You can walk now, but you are walking according to a schedule."

Han Ran laughed out loud again.

She opened the Huohua Academy Logistics Department group and said in it: "Have you all gone to see the dean's sketch? I'm laughing so hard."

Soon a group of friends responded.

"I went to see him, but where is the dean?"

"Yes, I haven't seen the dean for a long time."

Some viewers came for Xu Ye, but they didn't see Xu Ye for a long time.

Fortunately, this sketch is very interesting and has attracted everyone's attention.

On the stage, Hao Jian helped Xu Mei up.

As a result, there was a misunderstanding between the two, and the aunt thought it was Hao Jian who hit her.

As soon as Hao Jian heard this, he put the aunt back on the floor.

Then, the two began to argue.

Hao Jian stood up and pointed to the bicycle lane: "I'm still ten meters away from you. Look, that's my bicycle. The proof is as solid as a mountain."

Xu Mei raised her body and took a look, and said in surprise: "Oh, the rims of the car are all in such a mess. It's been a long time. I flew here from over there. Can I still save her?"

In the online live broadcast room, a group of viewers watching the sketch couldn't hold back.

"This is not much better than the sketch just now!"

"It's so funny. It was the last time I laughed while watching a sketch."

"But where is Xu Ye?"

"Why hasn't the dean come out yet?"

The audience has already come to expect this skit.

Hao Jian and Auntie continued to explain, but no matter what he said, Auntie didn't believe it.

Hao Jian was speechless and said, "Besides, you didn't fly ten meters."

Xu Mei was also a little angry and said: "How many meters have you flown? It's already this time. Does it make sense for you to compare with Zhen'er who is three meters and two meters?"

After the two people's wise comments, the audience began to worry about Hao Jian's safety.

Just then, a man wearing a coat and talking on the phone appeared.

As soon as he appeared on the stage, the audience burst into applause.

Xu Ye is here!

(End of chapter)