This Star is Legal But Sick

Chapter 662: All he said were my words

Xu Ye was dressed in black, with a scarf around his neck, dressed like a businessman, and walked forward while making a phone call.

"Daughter-in-law, I'll be home soon. Don't worry, wait."

Xu Ye was walking and saw Xu Mei lying on the ground.

Hao Jian also hid behind the wall after hearing the noise.

Xu Ye said into the mobile phone: "I saw an old lady who fell down on the road, and no one came to help her. I don't care about others!"

Xu Ye's words were righteous and resounding.

The audience burst into applause.

Backstage, Xiao Xu looked at his phone and was speechless for a while.

If I ask you to act in a skit, why don't you make a phone call?

Xu Ye walked up to Xu Mei, and Xu Mei wanted to stand up with an expectant look on her face.

"Auntie, don't move."

Xu Ye squatted down and picked up his phone to take a photo of Xu Mei.

As soon as the photo was taken, Xu Ye stood up immediately without looking back. He continued to talk to his mobile phone: "I will send a Weibo post immediately to condemn this behavior! Let my parents forward it and comment. Wife, remember to give me some praise!"

After finishing speaking, Xu Ye hung up the phone and left the stage with his mobile phone. He seemed to be posting on Weibo, still sighing: "Oh, this old lady fell so badly."

Hao Jian on the side was dumbfounded and cursed angrily: "It's so bad that you don't help me!"

On the barrage in the live broadcast room, some viewers shouted: "Go and check Xu Ye's Weibo!"

The patients at Huohua Hospital already knew Xu Ye well.

After they saw this scene, they knew that Xu Ye would definitely post on Weibo.

Everyone took a quick look at Weibo.

Sure enough, just now, Xu Ye actually posted a Weibo message.

The content on Weibo is exactly the photo of Xu Mei he took on the Spring Festival Gala stage.

“The first Weibo post on the Spring Festival Gala stage.”

"Real shots of the accident scene!"

"So the phone call just now wasn't really made to Xiao Xu, was it?"

This is the first time for everyone to see this kind of interaction between the show on stage and reality.

On the stage, after Xu Ye left, Hao Jian approached the aunt again.

Hao Jian was still too kind. No matter what, he didn't leave. He also wanted to record a video to let Auntie prove his innocence.

In the end, the aunt still thought it was him who hit her.

This reminded many viewers of real-life cases.

Because in reality, such a situation really exists, which is very chilling.

Hao Jian also put the military coat on his aunt, and he only wore a thin sweater underneath.

At this time, another person came out from the other side of the stage.

It was Xu Ye who had changed his clothes and came up on a bicycle.

Hao Jianli immediately shouted: "Brother!"

Xu Ye asked: "What's wrong, young man?"

As he spoke, Xu Ye took one foot off the bicycle and prepared to get off.

Hao Jian continued: "There is an old lady here."

As soon as he finished speaking, Xu Ye stepped back on the bicycle as soon as his feet hit the ground.

The whole process can be said to be very smooth, and the bike never stopped from start to finish.

This action is similar to Teacher Wang's classic action in "Charlotte Trouble".

Many viewers who were watching the skit laughed out loud.

"This movement is so silky!"

"Good guy, Xu Ye is better than the leading actor rather than the leading actor!"

"Let's go now!"

Xu Ye did not leave directly, but stopped not far away and waved to Hao Jian.

When Hao Jian came over, Xu Ye asked, "Did you hit it?"

Hao Jian said hurriedly: "That's not true."

Xu Ye said directly: "Run! I helped San."

Hao Jian asked humbly: "What's the result?"

Xu Ye said with a sad look on his face: "Let me tell you this, I used to drive a Daben."

The audience laughed again.

Now that there are such cases in reality, everyone can relate to it.

Or that happiness is based on the pain of others.

This is already starting to become ironic.

After receiving Xu Ye's advice, Hao Jian told his aunt that his family's conditions were not good.

Auntie didn't listen at all.

Hao Jian continued: "Let's do this, we two, let's share a few fables together."

"The names of the stories are Mr. Dongguo and the Wolf, Lu Dongbin and the Dog, the Farmer and the Snake, and Hao Jian and the Old Lady."

Hao Jian wanted to tell the aunt a story, but the aunt didn't want to hear it anymore, so she just wanted to leave by herself.

As a result, the posture when walking was the same as holding a pack of explosives to blow up a bunker.

Later, the aunt realized that Hao Jian was saying that she didn't know good people.

The aunt also said angrily: "I, an old lady, have been lying here for a long time. Do you think I am doing some work?"

"Who are you saying is a snake, who is a dog, who is a wolf? Who is a bitch? You are the bitch!"

Hao Jianyi said sternly: "My mother gave me the name Hao Jian, who got up early and stayed late. How come it's become a dirty word here?"

At the end of the sentence, the aunt stood up and pushed the bicycle to the other side.

Just then, the police siren sounded twice.

Xu Ye walked out wearing a traffic police uniform.

Xu Ye asked: "Aunt, what's going on?"

The moment Xu Ye came out, Hao Jianli lay on the ground.

The audience was dumbfounded.

"Why are you still lying down!"

"Hao Jian, what are you going to do, Hao Jian!"

"Good guy, absolutely amazing!"

Everyone thought that we were going to fall into the regular routine, but we didn’t expect that there were changes here.

Everyone's expectations were aroused again.

But the problem is, after working on it for a long time, Xu Ye came to make a guest appearance in the sketch.

"The dean knows how to do business. He played three roles in this sketch."

On the stage, the aunt held Xu Ye's hand and was very excited. "Savior, just now, he..."

The aunt said as she turned around and saw Hao Jian lying on the ground twitching, she was stunned.

Hao Jian covered his chest and acted very vividly.

By this point, the audience couldn't stop laughing.

This reversal is really amazing.

The aunt walked up to Hao Jian tremblingly and said, "Why are you still falling?"

The aunt wanted to explain to Xu Ye, but Xu Ye raised his hand to indicate no need.

Xu Ye walked up to Hao Jian and looked at it, and then looked at the bicycle not far away with its wheels broken.

"Auntie, you're riding too fast. The rims are like this. Are you racing?"

Auntie was confused for a while and didn’t know what to say.

At Han Ran's house, the whole family was laughing like crazy, even the little sister was laughing.

It's the kind of content that even young children can see the fun in.

The aunt defended herself: "I didn't hit him!"

"Auntie, the car is here, and the person is lying here. The accident scene is too clear." Xu Ye said slowly.

The baggage is here again.

After the aunt defended her for a few words, Hao Jian also made some sarcasm.

Xu Ye said: "Auntie, don't get excited, I will handle it."

Xu Ye came to Hao Jian first, squatted down and asked, "Comrade, is this not broken? Does it hurt?"

At this time, Hao Jian also imitated Xu Mei's appearance and performed it again.

"Ouch, my elbow is so bad."

"Oh, I'm so wavy."

"Oh, my waist is full of discs."

Xu Ye asked: "Are they all broken?"

"It doesn't hurt anymore."

Xu Ye was speechless: "Now that you know it, don't use the elimination method. It's really okay. Let's see if we can take a walk?"

Hao Jiandao: "It should be possible to leave, but it must be done according to the schedule."

The aunt on the side shouted: "Why did you still go up according to the schedule?"

Hao Jian raised his head and looked at the bicycle not far away, and said in surprise: "Oh, the rim of the bicycle is like that. It's been a long time. I flew over there, so I can still save it." ”

Hao Jian had a mean expression on his face, and he looked like he didn't deserve a beating, and his tone had a slight tone.

"Look at this, I can fly about ten meters."

The aunt was so angry that she was shaking all over and shouted: "You flew ten meters away!"

Hao Jian said aggrievedly: "How many meters should I fly? I've already learned how to do it. Does it make sense to compete with me at Zhen'er who is three meters and two meters?"

The aunt was so anxious that she paced back and forth, her face full of worry, and finally said to Xu Ye: "What he said were all my words!"

Hao Jian also added: "Whoever says this thing belongs to whom."

From the moment Xu Ye entered the scene as a traffic policeman, the laughter in the audience never stopped, and the whole process was high-energy.

This callback is full of laughter.

"Hao Jian made me laugh so hard!"

"This is so funny and exciting!"

"This reversal is amazing, Xu Ye is so awesome!"

It's been too long since the audience has seen such a funny sketch, especially when the last one wasn't that funny.

At this time, the sketch also came to an end.

After Xu Ye helped Hao Jian up, Hao Jian recognized Xu Ye.

"The traffic policeman who handled my accident."

The aunt said with some despair: "It's over, they still know each other."

Hao Jian explained the matter to Xu Ye, and Xu Ye explained the situation clearly to the aunt, and the aunt also remembered the truth just now.

She fell on her own.

Hao Jian said excitedly: "Finally the truth has come out. Auntie, I'm sorry, don't be angry with me. I didn't mean to make you angry just now. I really had no choice, so I played it back for you."

At this point, we have reached the climax of the ending.

The plot naturally brought out Hao Jian's line.

"If we don't help people when they fall, then their hearts will fall. If their hearts fall, we won't be able to help them up even if we want to."

After the concept of the skit came out, the whole audience burst into applause.

Soon, Xu Ye and the three of them walked off the stage together, and the skit officially ended.

"To Help or Not to Help" is a standard Spring Festival Gala skit routine, but under this routine, it still made something interesting.

The final twist was modified under the personal guidance of Zhao Benshan, which can be called a stroke of genius.

The rhythm of the entire sketch was also modified by Zhao Benshan.

Or say that your uncle will always be your uncle.

After the skit ended, a public service announcement was played.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, netizens quickly started discussing it online.

“This year’s Spring Festival Gala finally has a good sketch!”

“It’s really beautiful to hold on or not!”

"My whole family was laughing when watching it, he is indeed Xu Ye!"

"Ouch, my elbow!"

"Who are this Hao Jian and Auntie?"

"Zheng Yu and Xu Mei, their movie "Charlotte Trouble" will be released tomorrow."

Charlotte's troubled official account also took this opportunity to post a Weibo post to promote it.

Originally, Zheng Yu and Xu Mei were only famous among the audience of "Laughing Theater".

But as soon as this sketch came out, the popularity of the two people doubled, and the popularity of "Charlotte Trouble" also increased.

Not everyone can promote a movie on the Spring Festival Gala.

Those who had been staring at Xu Ye's skit and wanting to step on him felt very depressed for a while.

Why did Xu Ye bring a good sketch? How can he be so angry about it?

The Internet is full of praise!

Moreover, in this sketch, Xu Ye is not the starring role, but only a supporting role. Zheng Yu and Xu Mei are also new actors.

Wouldn't it be better if Xu Ye's second sketch was paired with two seniors, Mo Xincheng and Shi Peijuan?

Backstage at the Spring Festival Gala, a group of amateur skit actors suddenly felt pressured.

If everyone is bad, then everyone is not bad.

But if a good one comes along, the situation will be different.

(End of chapter)