This Zhenguan is a bit silly
Chapter 2
Noon.
The scenery outside the window is pleasant, Fang Chengen sits leisurely on the stone table in the courtyard, quietly enjoying the afternoon sun.
This is already the fifteenth day of his arrival in this world.
Fifteen days was enough for him to understand everything
, the owner of this body, the name is also Fang Chengen, although the name is the same, but the identities of the two are very different. Fang Chengen in the previous life was a dick, and the original owner can only say that it is really good to have a good father.
The original owner's father, Fang Daohe, is the county uncle of Lantian County, and the original owner is the only son of Fang Daohe.
Fang Daohe was originally from Shandong, and during the Great Cause, he brought his wife to Guanzhong to ask for a living.
By chance, he was put into Li Er's command, so he began to walk on the pinnacle of life, relying on the gold and silver given by Li Er, the husband and wife bought a house in Lantian County, bought a property, and later made great contributions to Li Er's Xuanwumen Change, and was awarded the title of Lantian County Uncle.
With the family business, the husband and wife naturally began to consider the issue of heirs, but unfortunately the heavens did not fulfill people's wishes, and the two children born died one after another, which once broke the hearts of the husband and wife.
Finally, something happened.
Fang Chengen successfully gave birth, but unfortunately his wife died due to dystocia.
Fang Daohe did not marry after that, and put all his love for his wife on Fang Chengen.
And the owner of this body ......
Well, I can only say one thing, the way of heaven is good reincarnation, and the sky spares whom.
This guy is simply a complete scumbag, a scum of scum, a scum of scum, and a scum of scum, which can be called full of evil.
As a result, this goods was chopped by God.
Maybe it was because God drank fake wine when he split him, which caused Lei to split crookedly, this guy was not hacked to death, he survived, but he also became a well-known fool in Chang'an City, and he was locked up at home and never went out again.
Some time ago, this guy didn't know which dog hole he climbed out of and wandered in Chang'an City, so there was a scene at the beginning.
met Fang Yiai, and the two had a dispute for some reason, which led to a loss for both sides.
In order to prevent the Fang family's retaliation, the housekeeper, that is, the one-armed old man, took this guy back to Zhuangzi in Lantian County overnight.
It's a pity!
Fang Chengen sighed, this guy is not the death of his parents.
As we all know, the traverser's parents are both dead, and the sisters sacrifice to the sky, that must be a not simple person.
A scumbag full of evil, this is his future personality.
Fang Chengen was a little worried, he did seriously study the self-cultivation of an actor, but he never learned how to be an evil and a loser.
This can be difficult.
Well, in order to live well and not be sliced and studied by His Majesty Li Er, he must be more square Chengen than the previous Fang Chengen, less evil than the villain, and more evil and less ruined.
As for the fool, whoever likes to play will go, anyway, Young Master Ben doesn't act!
What?
You said that there is no slice study in this world.
That's what you don't understand
! This world is a living sacrifice, and it is better to slice people up and burn them to God!
At this time, a thin and obscene guy appeared at the door of the small courtyard, and looked inside, it was the short-lived appearance of the coarse linen clothes, but his personal servant, a guy named Xiao Teng.
A new day has begun, and ...... has begun
Fang Chengen took a deep breath and stretched out his hand to Xiao Teng, and silently thought in his heart: "How to play a loser, less evil, just be
a little more restrained, just be a little more restrained!" But being a young evil for the first time is really exciting!
So, he yelled at Xiao Teng fiercely: "Dog-like things, it's all three poles a day, why haven't this young master's food been delivered over, you want to starve this young master to death!"
Xiao Teng's face was a little unnatural, yesterday because the young master was too close, he was slapped again, this time it was the left side of his face, which was swollen.
"Young Master, no, it's you, you've just gotten up!" Fang
Chengen bared his teeth: "Something like a dog, is it underbeaten, dare to refute Young Master Ben!" Xiao
Teng was about to cry, and suddenly felt that it was better to be a stupid young master, at least not to beat himself.
At this moment, a subordinate with a meal appeared behind him.
Then, I saw Xiao Teng's triangular squinting eyes squinting at the subordinate, and snatched the food over.
"Dog, what time is it, I just sent the food over, I want to starve my dear and beloved young master, get out of here!"
The subordinate left aggrievedly, and Xiao Teng came over with a cheap smile.
Three steps away from Fang Chengen, he stopped decisively.
It's easy to get beaten when you get close, it's better to be farther away, it's better to be farther away, and distance produces beauty.
Seeing his young master nodding his head, Xiao Teng approached flatteringly this time, helped the young master wipe the dust off the stone bench with his sleeve, and waited for Fang Chengen to eat.
Under Xiao Teng's service, Fang Chengen rinsed his mouth, ate early, and began to drink tea.
Of course, this tea is not the tea soup of the Tang Dynasty, but the flower tea of later generations.
Blanch a pot of boiling water, put a newly picked chrysanthemum in the water, watch the chrysanthemum stretch in the hot water in the mist, and finally take a shallow peck to experience the taste of the chrysanthemum, which is a different kind of enjoyment.
Xiao Teng didn't understand this, why didn't the young master like the mouth-watering ones, but liked chrysanthemums, this is a problem.
The taste of tea soup is like vomiting when Fang Chengen mentions it.
When he first arrived, he didn't know anything, just because he shouted a word to serve tea, Xiao Teng came over with a bowl of steaming mutton soup, let's call it mutton soup, Fang Chengen felt that taking something was like brushing a pot of water.
Raw tea foam, mutton, mutton fat, longan, lotus seeds, salt, star anise, ......
It's hard to imagine what it would be like to boil so many things together.
Regarding the taste of the ancestors, Fang Chengen was very skeptical.
(Because there are a lot of comments, I specially bought a bag of nut tea soup online, not to mention that it tastes very good!)
After drinking tea, Fang Chengen sat on the stone table as usual and began to doubt life.
A little empty, lonely and cold!
Although there is a good speech, the beautiful and soft little maid can accompany her at night to talk and relax.
But it's not my own pursuit.
Is it possible to pretend to be a scumbag for the rest of his life
to live? Although this is very comfortable, but there is no energy to live, God sent himself to this era, and he must have to do a great career, it is said that in a dynasty called Daming, there is a prince named Zhudi, and he has also been crazy ......
On second thought, no, no.
It's actually good to live well.
Let's do something else!"
Fang Chengen jumped down from the stone table and shouted: "Xiao Teng, where did you go, you dog."
Xiao Teng came out of nowhere, still looking cheap: "Young master, what do you command."
Fang Chengen said in a condescending tone: "The young master who lost his capital went to Zhuangzi and took a look!" "
Okay!"
As Xiao vacated the gate and saw the life of the real people of the Tang Dynasty, Fang Chengen couldn't help but be speechless.
Fang's Zhuangzi is not big, with only one hundred and ten households living in it, and it has been walked all over in less than two moments.
When he looked at those peasant households living in low and dilapidated thatched houses, and the ragged peasants shouting at themselves with wrinkled old faces, Fang Chengen suddenly felt a little sad.
This is the Tang Dynasty
? Is this the so-called prosperous era?
Indeed, the people who rise and fall are all miserable!
He couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "You want to have ideas!"
"Ideas, what kind of methods do you want?" Xiao Teng replied in surprise.
Fang Chengen kicked Xiao Teng aside: "Dog-like things are naturally a better way for them to live, Young Master Ben has been groggy for all these years, and these poor ghosts are in the way, you have to think of ways to let these poor ghosts live well, do you understand!"
This is the responsibility of the traverser, understand it or not.
Xiao
Teng seems to have been used to being kicked these days, and he has not been injured at all, the young master just likes to kick people, and he doesn't like to hurt people, so he got up very numbly and said with a smile: "Young master, what you said is right, young master is saying that the reason why you have been dizzy all these years is because there are too many poor ghosts in Zhuangzi, but if they want to get rich, the family will not have any money to share with them!"
Fang Chengen raised his eyebrows: " Who said that Young Master Ben was going to give them money, Young Master Ben is the kind of person who is willing to contribute!".
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